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2017-09-29 01:29:45 PM  
VR porn is a thing.

/my friend told me about it..
 
2017-09-29 01:45:01 PM  
This looks like a man who enjoys his work.i1.mirror.co.uk
 
2017-09-29 01:45:22 PM  
www.fudzilla.com
 
2017-09-29 01:59:38 PM  
Observation: The Boobies Tag is getting a workout (heh) here lately...

/Oh right, Drew gave up the political aspirations
//I keed, I keed
///Obligatory triple-slashie
 
2017-09-29 02:05:32 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 02:15:46 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 02:17:07 PM  
Are you here for the "Brandy Talore" or the "Lexi Belle"?
 
2017-09-29 02:21:20 PM  
What will they look like? The same way all fake boobs look like: two bowls under the skin. I've seen very few boob jobs which looked natural.
 
2017-09-29 02:21:59 PM  
So, boogles?
 
2017-09-29 02:26:20 PM  
img.fark.net

Boob goggles.
 
2017-09-29 02:28:41 PM  
About 30 years ago, I met a woman who had the largest breasts I've ever seen live. I said something like, "Your back must hurt a lot." And she came back with, "This is after the reduction."
 
2017-09-29 02:30:02 PM  
I googled boobs and got a whole different set of links, am I doing something wrong?

/Doesn't feel wrong.
 
2017-09-29 02:34:40 PM  

skinink: What will they look like? The same way all fake boobs look like: two bowls under the skin. I've seen very few boob jobs which looked natural.


I heard that in a high pitched nasal 12 year old's voice.
 
2017-09-29 02:39:22 PM  

ricewater_stool: This looks like a man who enjoys his work.[i1.mirror.co.uk image 810x539]


I had the same exact thought. That is a man who loves his job.
 
2017-09-29 02:57:30 PM  
A friend of mine is getting a boob job. She has lost a ton of weight and her boobs are like dollar pancakes now. Anyway, her surgeon was able to render a pic of her which showed what different sized implants would look like. She showed everyone at a party we were at the pictures, which was cool.
 
2017-09-29 03:03:44 PM  

skinink: What will they look like? The same way all fake boobs look like: two bowls under the skin. I've seen very few boob jobs which looked natural.


You must really enjoy your studies. Fake boob detector.
 
2017-09-29 03:13:49 PM  

rummonkey: I googled boobs and got a whole different set of links, am I doing something wrong?

/Doesn't feel wrong.


Bing it.
 
2017-09-29 03:23:44 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: rummonkey: I googled boobs and got a whole different set of links, am I doing something wrong?

/Doesn't feel wrong.

Bing it.


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 03:40:36 PM  

skinink: What will they look like? The same way all fake boobs look like: two bowls under the skin. I've seen very few boob jobs which looked natural.


As far as you know.
 
2017-09-29 03:40:51 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: rummonkey: I googled boobs and got a whole different set of links, am I doing something wrong?

/Doesn't feel wrong.

Bing it.


Name checks out.
 
2017-09-29 03:42:05 PM  
Hey, remember the golden days of fark when a farker could spend hours in a thread like this? Nowdays we've got 20ish posts and one is of an angry old man's face.

/lawn. off.
 
2017-09-29 03:49:00 PM  

EmptyCup: The Googles Do Nothing: rummonkey: I googled boobs and got a whole different set of links, am I doing something wrong?

/Doesn't feel wrong.

Bing it.

Name checks out.


After today i'm upgrading to whiskey.
 
2017-09-29 04:37:53 PM  
static.tvtropes.org
 
2017-09-29 04:38:27 PM  
rs87.pbsrc.com
 
2017-09-29 04:50:01 PM  

skinink: What will they look like? The same way all fake boobs look like: two bowls under the skin. I've seen very few boob jobs which looked natural.


You've seen a lot more natural looking boob jobs than you're aware, you haven't noticed because they're actually natural looking.
 
2017-09-29 04:58:58 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 05:49:56 PM  
i2.mirror.co.uk

Why is there a little pair of googly eyes under each image on his iPad?

/Googly boobs
 
2017-09-29 05:51:11 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
Silicone parts are made for toys.
 
2017-09-29 06:12:52 PM  
If you are going to report on the tech, at least properly explain what you are reporting on.

The "googles" as displayed in TFA are simply Samsungs GEAR VR, which is designed to be used with Samsung phone.

The SOFTWARE, which is the actual breakthrough here, just runs on the phone apparently.

So it's "boob software"

/pet peeve
//Why yes, I am fun at parties. Why are you mentioning it?
///always three, there are...
 
2017-09-29 06:17:10 PM  

BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 425x267]


Would have been funnier like this:
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 06:47:16 PM  

Priapetic: So, boogles?


Gobbles.
 
2017-09-29 06:50:50 PM  

Mouren: BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 425x267]

Would have been funnier like this:

img.fark.net

I like this better
 
2017-09-29 07:10:41 PM  
Unless it's reconstructive surgery real is always better than Uniroyal.
 
2017-09-29 07:29:17 PM  

jaytkay: [img.fark.net image 420x456]


Is there any surprise at all that this guy has a prison pussé?
 
2017-09-29 07:34:31 PM  
Also, real is better. I like 'em smaller. Big is ok too. Anywhere in between is welcomed just as equally.
 
2017-09-29 08:00:24 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x333]

Why is there a little pair of googly eyes under each image on his iPad?

/Googly boobs


When you get the adjustments just right, they pop out and make an awoogah noise.
 
2017-09-29 08:13:07 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x333]

Why is there a little pair of googly eyes under each image on his iPad?

/Googly boobs


Probably to rotate
 
2017-09-29 08:21:35 PM  
new4.fjcdn.com
 
2017-09-29 09:50:51 PM  

TheAlmightyOS: If you are going to report on the tech, at least properly explain what you are reporting on.

The "googles" as displayed in TFA are simply Samsungs GEAR VR, which is designed to be used with Samsung phone.

The SOFTWARE, which is the actual breakthrough here, just runs on the phone apparently.

So it's "boob software"

/pet peeve
//Why yes, I am fun at parties. Why are you mentioning it?
///always three, there are...


Well, if they're implants, they're only software for about 12 years.
 
2017-09-30 12:21:19 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x333]

Why is there a little pair of googly eyes under each image on his iPad?

/Googly boobs


Each shows how men will react to her new boobs.
 
2017-09-30 12:41:55 AM  

skinink: What will they look like? The same way all fake boobs look like: two bowls under the skin. I've seen very few boob jobs which looked natural.


and of course you always run into a girl who is super proud of her broken new toys and insists on showing everybody those weird looking things.

oh... yeah... they look great... i'll bet you're super happy with them, right? yeah, i can see why...

as the phrase goes, give me real looking fake ones or fake looking real ones...
 
2017-09-30 02:42:50 AM  

Mouren: BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 425x267]

Would have been funnier like this:
[img.fark.net image 425x267]


That would have been funnier if there wasn't an autoplay ad in front of the target content.
 
2017-09-30 02:51:18 AM  

ChiliBoots: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x333]

Why is there a little pair of googly eyes under each image on his iPad?

/Googly boobs

When you get the adjustments just right, they pop out and make an awoogah noise.


media.tenor.com

I bet those are little joystick controls to jiggle the boobs on-screen without having to cover them with your fingers.  I did guffaw when I saw them.  And the guy's smug grin.
www.thesatirist.com
 
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