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(Some Guy)   Scientists using AI to identify irony in speech get the definition of irony wrong. Well isn't that sarcastic, don't you think?   ( felix.syntheticspeech.de) divider line
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2017-09-29 06:40:29 PM  
11 votes:
Oh, an irony detector, that's a real useful invention.
2017-09-29 06:15:06 PM  
9 votes:
I can't wait for Scientists to create weird AI.
2017-09-29 06:32:54 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, right.
2017-09-29 06:26:27 PM  
2 votes:
What a computating AI might look like.

i.ytimg.com
2017-09-29 06:07:09 PM  
2 votes:
How does the AI tell it isn't a speech impediment?
the Kids in the Hall - Sarcastic Guy
Youtube 5Q2lBSctGBo
2017-09-29 10:48:59 PM  
1 vote:
It's like linking straight to a .pdf file without warning, when you know that pisses people off.
2017-09-29 08:37:40 PM  
1 vote:

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Irony is not when it rains rain on your wedding day. Irony is when it rains whores at the reception.

Also, and I feel I can't stress this enough, there is no goddam mutherfrkkin artificial intelligence you stupid meatbag pieces of shjit. Although I suppose if you are comparing it to the kludgy abstract judderings of your own little simian goo-bags, I'm not surprised you were in error.

I swear, the next demographic to start buying sniper rifles and clown suits will be the linguistic prescriptionists. And I already have three clown suits and one good eye.

Also, "grow" doesn't take an object, you bloody tin-eared tongue-heretics. And the next time I hear "impactfully" somebody's going to meet Jesus. Get offa my lawnguage, you ne'er-do-well scalawags!

I could care less about this. Literally.


This is like if Hunter S. Thompson and Sam Kinison had a babby.
2017-09-29 08:04:29 PM  
1 vote:
We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.

Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive.  Fate, it seems, it not without a sense of sarcasm.
2017-09-29 08:02:32 PM  
1 vote:

eyeq360: [image.slidesharecdn.com image 638x479]


Irony or Sod's Law? Sometimes they're hard to tell apart.
2017-09-29 07:52:34 PM  
1 vote:
wait, I thought irony was the stuff you made out of elephant tusks
2017-09-29 07:41:23 PM  
1 vote:
image.slidesharecdn.com
2017-09-29 07:34:17 PM  
1 vote:
Irony -- adj, resembling iron.  "Are you sure this is steel?  It feels irony."
2017-09-29 06:04:19 PM  
1 vote:
Alanis Morissette - Ironic (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Youtube Jne9t8sHpUc
2017-09-29 04:58:24 PM  
1 vote:
Well isn't that sarcastic?

Noooooo.
 
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