jarrett: Oh, an irony detector, that's a real useful invention.
eyeq360: [image.slidesharecdn.com image 638x479]
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Irony is not when it rains rain on your wedding day. Irony is when it rains whores at the reception.Also, and I feel I can't stress this enough, there is no goddam mutherfrkkin artificial intelligence you stupid meatbag pieces of shjit. Although I suppose if you are comparing it to the kludgy abstract judderings of your own little simian goo-bags, I'm not surprised you were in error.I swear, the next demographic to start buying sniper rifles and clown suits will be the linguistic prescriptionists. And I already have three clown suits and one good eye.Also, "grow" doesn't take an object, you bloody tin-eared tongue-heretics. And the next time I hear "impactfully" somebody's going to meet Jesus. Get offa my lawnguage, you ne'er-do-well scalawags!I could care less about this. Literally.
skyotter: Irony -- adj, resembling an iron. "Are you sure this is steel? It feels irony."
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