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(Daily Mail)   The password is... Fidelio (NSFWish)   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-09-29 08:42:58 AM  
Eyes wide shut.
 
2017-09-29 08:51:46 AM  
What's the second password?
 
2017-09-29 08:53:47 AM  
Weirdos.  Just get a latex glove, some KY, and be ashamed of yourself, like the rest of us.
 
2017-09-29 09:01:47 AM  

Persnickety: What's the second password?


/Steamed vagina
/or Goop
 
2017-09-29 09:02:41 AM  
Big blues in the city,
Trailin' the main stroll (a kitty)
Cup o'joe, get witty.
At Deuce's Cafe,
It's the mostest hideway ...
 
2017-09-29 09:07:24 AM  
So basically this guy is a pimp that also does event planning?
 
2017-09-29 09:17:07 AM  
Those party attendees look really bored.
 
2017-09-29 09:17:30 AM  
STD-lightful.
 
2017-09-29 09:18:53 AM  
I think there is a place like this in just about every suburban neighborhood and community. It is just how the upper middle class socializes and bonds. Drive around any development on a Friday night and you'll see one place with a few dozen minivans or SUVs park nearby that's it.
 
2017-09-29 09:21:23 AM  
Okay, who thought the headline was about Betty White revealing her open marriage with Allen Ludden?
 
2017-09-29 09:24:18 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-09-29 09:37:33 AM  
So, has anybody watched the Showtime show TFA is based on?

I imagine it's boring and uninspired, but is there at least enough T&A to keep me and Rosie entertained on a chilly autumn night?
 
2017-09-29 09:39:57 AM  
FTFA: "Privacy is an important consideration for the club."

Until someone offers to make a docuseries about it.
 
2017-09-29 09:43:45 AM  
The South Nebraska Center for Transcendental Meditation offers THAT?!?!!!
 
2017-09-29 09:58:15 AM  
Women do not pay but are required to submit an application in the form of full-body photographs.

"Thanks for meeting our high beauty standards. Now, who wants to suck off Jim Belushi?"
 
2017-09-29 10:37:11 AM  

Persnickety: What's the second password?


Swordfish (NSFW)
 
2017-09-29 10:40:24 AM  
Way too much effort for far too uptight of a crowd.

They go there more to show off and preen than they do for the sex.
 
2017-09-29 11:09:38 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Persnickety: What's the second password?

Swordfish (NSFW)


I took a risk with that NSFW link, knowing that it could possibly lead to a picture of Harpo Marx's schlong.

Was pleasantly surprised.
 
2017-09-29 11:29:05 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 11:41:14 AM  
Time to zuzzamen
 
2017-09-29 11:59:29 AM  
img.fark.net

img.fark.net

Oh how I miss "The League".
 
2017-09-29 12:16:18 PM  
i.pinimg.com
 
2017-09-29 12:25:04 PM  

Persnickety: What's the second password?


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 12:26:42 PM  

TheManofPA: Time to zuzzamen


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-29 12:27:20 PM  
I wonder if that place smells of Cigars and Tuna......
 
2017-09-29 02:14:25 PM  
Calling Full BS on this

IF such a place existed the owner would goddamn sure not be talking to a newspaper about it, or his clientele, much less letting video cameras in.  This sounds like what people IMAGINE happens in Beverly hills but the closest it comes in real life is a couple of wanna be actresses on the verge of doing soft core any way blowing a coked up producer in somebody's bathroom in the hope of getting cast as "girl on plane" in an Adam Sandler made for Netflix movie
 
2017-09-29 02:19:43 PM  
Fidelio | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
Youtube ojQAYq9G9WE
 
2017-09-29 04:19:31 PM  

Cheron: I think there is a place like this in just about every suburban neighborhood and community. It is just how the upper middle class socializes and bonds. Drive around any development on a Friday night and you'll see one place with a few dozen minivans or SUVs park nearby that's it.


You're probably right.

CSB:
My in-laws live in a reclaimed-cornfield subdivision (no major trees).  But one house across the street has a pool, tall fence, and very large shrubbery enclosing the back yard.  Completely out of place in this fenceless neighborhood.

I asked what's up.  They said it was the local "creep" who threw swinger parties.
 
2017-09-29 05:14:20 PM  

Chickenhammer: [YouTube video]


Loved that one.
 
2017-09-29 07:42:27 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: So, has anybody watched the Showtime show TFA is based on?

I imagine it's boring and uninspired, but is there at least enough T&A to keep me and Rosie entertained on a chilly autumn night?


Yeah I watched an episode last night.  Some nice nude chicks.
 
2017-09-29 07:46:45 PM  
Completely out of place in this fenceless neighborhood.


Wait, what? Like no backyard fences? Just the neighbor's back door? fark that, I'd last about half an hour before I called for a lumber delivery.
 
2017-09-29 11:48:05 PM  
img.fark.net
 
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