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2017-09-29 10:05:07 AM  
7 votes:

Cheese Whiz Kid: John Buck 41: Creepy tag? Ain't nothing creepy about that article.

"old person does sex" -- creepy?


The average age of those having sex isn't so old.
2017-09-29 11:44:18 AM  
6 votes:

chuckdelux: Farking Clown Shoes: Glitchwerks: Farking Clown Shoes: So did the guy have a Milton Berle-grade schlong?

I am not familiar with the legend of Milton Berle's schlong.

Read and be enlightened...

Harry James, too.


And my axe!
2017-09-29 11:53:02 AM  
5 votes:

John Buck 41: John Buck 41: Glitchwerks: Farking Clown Shoes: So did the guy have a Milton Berle-grade schlong?

I am not familiar with the legend of Milton Berle's schlong.

Forrest Tucker (Sgt. O'Rourke on F Troop) supposedly as well.

Johnny Carson too.


Uhhh.....me too.
2017-09-29 11:07:37 AM  
5 votes:

Glitchwerks: I am not familiar with the legend of Milton Berle's schlong


I'm probably going to fark this story up badly but here goes anyway...

So Milton, Jack Benny, and two other stars of the era are at a restaurant getting ready to order and some drunk comes up to the table and starts bragging that his dick is bigger than Milton's. They try to get the guy to go the fark away but he's insistent. A few minutes of this goes on and finally Benny gets pissed. "For heaven's sake, Milton," he says, "just pull out enough to win so we can eat in peace."
2017-09-29 09:57:29 AM  
3 votes:

John Buck 41: Creepy tag? Ain't nothing creepy about that article.


"old person does sex" -- creepy?
2017-09-29 08:37:06 AM  
3 votes:
So did the guy have a Milton Berle-grade schlong? Or was it just his ability to make girls rich and famous that they found so attractive?
2017-09-29 02:14:29 PM  
2 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: My man is well-endowed too. Italian stallion indeed. And I'm bowlegged now. Happily so. :)


User ID checks out

:-)
2017-09-29 12:21:42 PM  
2 votes:

zappaisfrank: What blows me away are all the fundie prudes all over Facebook.

" I'm saying he is answering to God for creating lustful thoughts in people not for the airbrushed nudes rather for promoting a point of view almost nobody but the obscenely richest people could adhere to."

"Since he pushed pornography into society, objectified and degraded women and was a complete sleazebag, he's probably burning in hell or, if you believe in reincarnation, he's a baby girl about to get a reality check about how this society treats women. It's really sad that people can't tell the difference between good and evil anymore."

"He was basically a pimp and I hope they bury him with his robe and slippers."

This one was aimed directly at me personally when I said I had to check the calendar to see if it was 2017 and not 1917......
"You're obviously a porn addict and see nothing wrong with women being portrayed in this manner. Someday, when your granddaughter is raped don't pretend to be surprised or puzzled about how the breakdown of our society began that led to that moment. It began with Hef turning women into objects to be used for sex."


Indeed.  Porn didn't exist before 1953, and then it was all Playboy after that.  And women get raped because of their revealing clothing - this is why it's so rampant on the beaches in the summer.  And rape
has only been happening since Playboy, too.
To paraphrase Frank,  I'm not a genius, but there's a whole lotsa times I wish I could say I'm not a moron.
2017-09-29 10:59:49 AM  
2 votes:
What blows me away are all the fundie prudes all over Facebook.

" I'm saying he is answering to God for creating lustful thoughts in people not for the airbrushed nudes rather for promoting a point of view almost nobody but the obscenely richest people could adhere to."

"Since he pushed pornography into society, objectified and degraded women and was a complete sleazebag, he's probably burning in hell or, if you believe in reincarnation, he's a baby girl about to get a reality check about how this society treats women. It's really sad that people can't tell the difference between good and evil anymore."

"He was basically a pimp and I hope they bury him with his robe and slippers."

This one was aimed directly at me personally when I said I had to check the calendar to see if it was 2017 and not 1917......
"You're obviously a porn addict and see nothing wrong with women being portrayed in this manner. Someday, when your granddaughter is raped don't pretend to be surprised or puzzled about how the breakdown of our society began that led to that moment. It began with Hef turning women into objects to be used for sex."
2017-09-29 10:53:50 AM  
2 votes:
NPR, Fark and the media in general have had more coverage of Hugh Hefner's death than almost anyone else. One thing that keeps coming up is that he wanted to feature the girl next door. Having seen the pictures in the articles I think his neighborhood is much different than mine. Hugh's neighbor is almost always blonde with a third of her body weight tied up in her breasts. Not saying it is wrong, not saying it is right just an observation
2017-09-29 10:15:50 AM  
2 votes:

Glitchwerks: Farking Clown Shoes: So did the guy have a Milton Berle-grade schlong?

I am not familiar with the legend of Milton Berle's schlong.


Read and be enlightened...
2017-09-29 10:04:50 AM  
2 votes:

Farking Clown Shoes: So did the guy have a Milton Berle-grade schlong? Or was it just his ability to make girls rich and famous that they found so attractive?


Are you not familiar with how gold digging works?
2017-09-29 01:35:18 PM  
1 vote:

dragonchild: bingethinker: Do they actually believe that no woman was ever raped or assaulted before Playboy existed?
No no, you don't understand.  Men have never been able to control their urges (not physiologically -- it's because of rape culture), and will thus always seek to victimize women.  BUT, the answer to this isn't to oppress women; they have a right to wear what they want and fark whom they want, so all we can ever do is hold men accountable for when women inevitably get raped instead of slut-shaming the victim.  That's how you arrive at the conclusion that if a woman wears skimpy clothing and then subsequently has sex, she must be a rape victim, and if a man sees a woman wearing skimpy clothing (or even just a picture thereof, such as in a Playboy magazine) and then has sex or even just finds himself wanting to get laid, he must be a rapist.  We need to protect women, not by controlling their behavior, but by always assuming the worst of male intentions.
Consider how this applies to getting drunk.  If a woman gets drunk and has sex, she was raped.  Because she has a right to do both but obviously getting drunk makes people more vulnerable so it's possible she didn't consent with a clear mind.  If a man gets drunk and has sex he's a rapist, because alcohol lowers inhibitions and we all know what men want.  So when two people get drunk and fark each other, it's invariably a man raping a woman.

So while women certainly have a right to strip for Playboy, and it's not like rape didn't exist before Playboy, Hef is a terrible man who made the world that much more dangerous for women because while women should wear what they want, obviously a woman wearing something skimpy to please men must have been manipulated into doing so and the increase in this portrayal of women as sexy will cause men to lose control and they must be held responsible for it because right now they're not.

It's a horrible mess of bits of truth and half good ideas completely undermined by large doses ...


Don't you know it.  I haven't victimized a woman since before my divorce seven years ago.  I don't know if I'd know how anymore.  Gonna have to sign up for classes or something to remember.
2017-09-29 12:25:45 PM  
1 vote:

Cheese Whiz Kid: John Buck 41: Creepy tag? Ain't nothing creepy about that article.

"old person does sex" -- creepy?


Depends on the old person.

/Helen Mirren, Sophia Loren, Rita Moreno....
2017-09-29 11:34:28 AM  
1 vote:

Farking Clown Shoes: Glitchwerks: Farking Clown Shoes: So did the guy have a Milton Berle-grade schlong?

I am not familiar with the legend of Milton Berle's schlong.

Read and be enlightened...


Harry James, too.
2017-09-29 11:16:17 AM  
1 vote:

Farking Clown Shoes: Read and be enlightened...


Learn something new every day.
2017-09-29 11:10:20 AM  
1 vote:

Glitchwerks: Farking Clown Shoes: So did the guy have a Milton Berle-grade schlong?

I am not familiar with the legend of Milton Berle's schlong.


Forrest Tucker (Sgt. O'Rourke on F Troop) supposedly as well.
2017-09-29 10:13:54 AM  
1 vote:

Farking Clown Shoes: So did the guy have a Milton Berle-grade schlong?


I am not familiar with the legend of Milton Berle's schlong.
2017-09-29 08:58:36 AM  
1 vote:
Creepy tag? Ain't nothing creepy about that article.
 
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