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2017-09-29 11:51:02 AM  
7 votes:

zappaisfrank: What blows me away are all the fundie prudes all over Facebook.

They're not all fundies.  OK this is fundie:

I'm saying he is answering to God for creating lustful thoughts in people not for the airbrushed nudes rather for promoting a point of view almost nobody but the obscenely richest people could adhere to.

. . . drags God into it and portrays lustful thoughts as bad.  That's fundie.  But these. . . these are liberal, secular, feminist views in 2017:

Since he pushed pornography into society, objectified and degraded women and was a complete sleazebag, he's probably burning in hell or, if you believe in reincarnation, he's a baby girl about to get a reality check about how this society treats women. It's really sad that people can't tell the difference between good and evil anymore.

You're obviously a porn addict and see nothing wrong with women being portrayed in this manner. Someday, when your granddaughter is raped don't pretend to be surprised or puzzled about how the breakdown of our society began that led to that moment. It began with Hef turning women into objects to be used for sex.


The point here is not some dogmatic assault on sexual debauchery; it's that Hef "degraded and objectified" women by paying them to do things they knew up front they were going to do, since the results were literally on the cover of every damn magazine, and anyone who disagrees is a psychopathic pervert.
I honestly don't know how Millenials date without going batshiat crazy.  Women fought tooth and nail for centuries for sexual freedom, the right to want sex and have sex and seduce without being ostracized, and now they're in the midst of a left-right coalition of double slut-shaming -- the right still singing the same tune, but now the left wants to portray any adult woman having sex as a victim and any male having sex as an assailant, as if women are too stupid to have anything to do with sex without suffering permanent damage.

Look, prudes, if an adult woman actively seeks out the location of porn mag, asks to be hired, puts on a bunny costume and farks a 90-year-old rich guy, or takes her clothes off in front of a camera for a paycheck, she just might NOT need anyone's help.  She might be making a grown-up decision and maybe even enjoy it, though the "sex is damaging because men are inherently dangerous" message is reaching such a fever pitch in my ear that I gotta wonder these days.
2017-09-29 11:01:51 AM  
5 votes:

Cheron: NPR, Fark and the media in general have had more coverage of Hugh Hefner's death than almost anyone else. One thing that keeps coming up is that he wanted to feature the girl next door. Having seen the pictures in the articles I think his neighborhood is much different than mine. Hugh's neighbor is almost always blonde with a third of her body weight tied up in her breasts. Not saying it is wrong, not saying it is right just an observation


I was shocked to learn that his Marilyn Monroe (first print of Playboy) pic was 5 years old and he bought it off a calendar company. 

And the fact he left Esquire to create playboy because they wouldn't give him a $5 raise. 
Guy was surprisingly progressive but in his later years became a caricature of his old self.
2017-09-29 12:25:45 PM  
3 votes:

Cheese Whiz Kid: John Buck 41: Creepy tag? Ain't nothing creepy about that article.

"old person does sex" -- creepy?


Depends on the old person.

/Helen Mirren, Sophia Loren, Rita Moreno....
2017-09-29 10:48:17 AM  
3 votes:

John Buck 41: Creepy tag? Ain't nothing creepy about that article.


90 year old having sex with 20 year old = creepy.
2017-09-29 08:37:06 AM  
3 votes:
So did the guy have a Milton Berle-grade schlong? Or was it just his ability to make girls rich and famous that they found so attractive?
2017-09-29 03:31:49 PM  
2 votes:

Cheron: NPR, Fark and the media in general have had more coverage of Hugh Hefner's death than almost anyone else. One thing that keeps coming up is that he wanted to feature the girl next door. Having seen the pictures in the articles I think his neighborhood is much different than mine. Hugh's neighbor is almost always blonde with a third of her body weight tied up in her breasts. Not saying it is wrong, not saying it is right just an observation


Barbie Benton. Hottest girl next door ever.
2017-09-29 10:04:50 AM  
2 votes:

Farking Clown Shoes: So did the guy have a Milton Berle-grade schlong? Or was it just his ability to make girls rich and famous that they found so attractive?


Are you not familiar with how gold digging works?
2017-09-29 08:58:36 AM  
2 votes:
Creepy tag? Ain't nothing creepy about that article.
2017-09-30 08:56:29 AM  
1 vote:

Farking Clown Shoes: So did the guy have a Milton Berle-grade schlong? Or was it just his ability to make girls rich and famous that they found so attractive?


He was incredibly smart, funny, and caring. No woman finds that unattractive.
2017-09-29 09:13:10 PM  
1 vote:

Splinthar: The esquire story about his movie nights at the end really painted a picture for me.


The movie night stuff was always what stuck out as kind of weird to me.  It wasn't from Esquire, but I've seen or read about them before.  Basically Hef and his old (and I mean like his age old) would get together with the girls living at the house and watch old movies.  Movies from the 40s and 50s.  It must have been video of it because I remember just how bored and uninterested they (the girls) seemed when Hef did his bit where he gave a little movie intro before they started the movies.

From interviews and other things it seemed like he was a very smart man, which is another disconnect in my mind.   Many of these girls could barely string two sentences together.  What could they possibly talk about the majority of the time.
2017-09-29 02:14:29 PM  
1 vote:

unfarkingbelievable: My man is well-endowed too. Italian stallion indeed. And I'm bowlegged now. Happily so. :)


User ID checks out

:-)
2017-09-29 12:58:13 PM  
1 vote:

bingethinker: Do they actually believe that no woman was ever raped or assaulted before Playboy existed?

No no, you don't understand.  Men have never been able to control their urges (not physiologically -- it's because of rape culture), and will thus always seek to victimize women.  BUT, the answer to this isn't to oppress women; they have a right to wear what they want and fark whom they want, so all we can ever do is hold men accountable for when women inevitably get raped instead of slut-shaming the victim.  That's how you arrive at the conclusion that if a woman wears skimpy clothing and then subsequently has sex, she must be a rape victim, and if a man sees a woman wearing skimpy clothing (or even just a picture thereof, such as in a Playboy magazine) and then has sex or even just finds himself wanting to get laid, he must be a rapist.  We need to protect women, not by controlling their behavior, but by always assuming the worst of male intentions.
Consider how this applies to getting drunk.  If a woman gets drunk and has sex, she was raped.  Because she has a right to do both but obviously getting drunk makes people more vulnerable so it's possible she didn't consent with a clear mind.  If a man gets drunk and has sex he's a rapist, because alcohol lowers inhibitions and we all know what men want.  So when two people get drunk and fark each other, it's invariably a man raping a woman.

So while women certainly have a right to strip for Playboy, and it's not like rape didn't exist before Playboy, Hef is a terrible man who made the world that much more dangerous for women because while women should wear what they want, obviously a woman wearing something skimpy to please men must have been manipulated into doing so and the increase in this portrayal of women as sexy will cause men to lose control and they must be held responsible for it because right now they're not.

It's a horrible mess of bits of truth and half good ideas completely undermined by large doses of crazy, but this is what 2017 feminists actually believe.  I'm not being hyperbolic; read back those quotes about granddaughters getting raped or Hef being reincarnated as a baby girl and tell me it doesn't all fit.
2017-09-29 11:04:39 AM  
1 vote:

mjbok: John Buck 41: Creepy tag? Ain't nothing creepy about that article.

90 year old having sex with 20 year old = creepy.


I was referring to the overall tone of TFA. I didn't find the quotes from the ladies 'creepy'.
2017-09-29 10:59:49 AM  
1 vote:
What blows me away are all the fundie prudes all over Facebook.

" I'm saying he is answering to God for creating lustful thoughts in people not for the airbrushed nudes rather for promoting a point of view almost nobody but the obscenely richest people could adhere to."

"Since he pushed pornography into society, objectified and degraded women and was a complete sleazebag, he's probably burning in hell or, if you believe in reincarnation, he's a baby girl about to get a reality check about how this society treats women. It's really sad that people can't tell the difference between good and evil anymore."

"He was basically a pimp and I hope they bury him with his robe and slippers."

This one was aimed directly at me personally when I said I had to check the calendar to see if it was 2017 and not 1917......
"You're obviously a porn addict and see nothing wrong with women being portrayed in this manner. Someday, when your granddaughter is raped don't pretend to be surprised or puzzled about how the breakdown of our society began that led to that moment. It began with Hef turning women into objects to be used for sex."
2017-09-29 10:59:25 AM  
1 vote:
CSB -- my wife, when she was still in nursing school, was a little naive. Knowing this, the older nurses send her down to take care of an elderly patient for his bath. He is partially restrained because of dementia. At any rate, she washes the upper body with no issues, but he makes some fairly 'untoward' comments. When she got to the lower body she is confronted with a toddler arm holding an apple and he keeps begging for her sit on his lap. I guess the story was he was a life long bachelor, very quite, until the dementia kicked in. At any rate, it was whopper. No, she was never tempted to take him up on his offer.--end CSB
2017-09-29 10:53:50 AM  
1 vote:
NPR, Fark and the media in general have had more coverage of Hugh Hefner's death than almost anyone else. One thing that keeps coming up is that he wanted to feature the girl next door. Having seen the pictures in the articles I think his neighborhood is much different than mine. Hugh's neighbor is almost always blonde with a third of her body weight tied up in her breasts. Not saying it is wrong, not saying it is right just an observation
2017-09-29 09:57:29 AM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: Creepy tag? Ain't nothing creepy about that article.


"old person does sex" -- creepy?
 
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