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2017-09-28 05:38:46 PM  
Have they ever figured out what wrong with this guy's forehead?
 
2017-09-28 05:40:25 PM  
Sean Hannity might have the most punchable face in America. 
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2017-09-28 06:08:01 PM  
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Glad this threads done.
 
2017-09-28 06:25:14 PM  
Aw jeez, Rick.
 
2017-09-28 06:31:08 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Have they ever figured out what wrong with this guy's forehead?


I dunno, but personally I think it would look much better with "Hillerich & Bradsby" embossed in reverse.
 
2017-09-28 06:32:23 PM  
So, do you actually watch the show, or just come in here to biatch about it? Because only the people (and I use that term loosely) that watch the show should post about it.  They will be lackluster posts bereft of wit and intelligence, but still, let THEM have their thread.  Sometimes you need to show the effects of a train wreck for some to realize how horrible it is and not a form of entertainment.

/oh, and don't funny my post.  They seem to really hate it for some reason.
 
2017-09-28 07:15:27 PM  

Moooooo K: [img.fark.net image 425x425]Glad this threads done.


I laughed. Audibly.
 
2017-09-28 07:16:03 PM  

ak_gold_farmer: Sean Hannity might have the most punchable face in America.


His only serious competitor for the title is Ted Cruz.
 
2017-09-28 07:21:04 PM  
Oh, this should be fun!
 
2017-09-28 07:26:01 PM  

Cyberluddite: ak_gold_farmer: Sean Hannity might have the most punchable face in America.

His only serious competitor for the title is Ted Cruz.


And Donald Trump.

And Mitch McConnell.

And Paul Ryan.

And David Clarke.

And...damn, there are a lot of punchable motherf*ckers out there lately.
 
2017-09-28 07:38:51 PM  
Did someone forget to flush?
 
2017-09-28 07:52:51 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Did someone forget to flush?


Mueller's working on it.
 
2017-09-28 07:56:05 PM  
So. Who does Hannity have on his show?
 
2017-09-28 07:57:27 PM  
Gross subby. The only comparison between Hannity and R&M is that they both deal with alternate realities.
 
2017-09-28 08:08:40 PM  
That's how you get a thread greenlit. Take notes whoever submitted that whiny Tucker Carlson thread earlier this week.
 
2017-09-28 08:10:48 PM  
There's a black female attorney on Tucker absolutely taking his lunch money right now
 
2017-09-28 08:13:05 PM  
You should start a nightly cute animal theme.

Last night in the Maddow threads it was the European Pine Marten.

They're adorable.
 
2017-09-28 08:28:52 PM  
Breaking: Hannity has damming information on Hillary and Obama!

Jared Kushner is being persecuted for using private email. Where was the outrage from Congress when Hillary did it?

Also, groundbreaking report on why Michelle Obama got all uppity the other day, and how she is still costing you, the taxpayers, thousands of dollars.

Then, you decide, Donald Trump, a super president, or super duper president?

Tonight's episode will change everything! Tonight's episode is one you can't afford to miss!
 
2017-09-28 08:39:37 PM  

JulieAzel626: Breaking: Hannity has damming information on Hillary and Obama!

Jared Kushner is being persecuted for using private email. Where was the outrage from Congress when Hillary did it?

Also, groundbreaking report on why Michelle Obama got all uppity the other day, and how she is still costing you, the taxpayers, thousands of dollars.

Then, you decide, Donald Trump, a super president, or super duper president?

Tonight's episode will change everything! Tonight's episode is one you can't afford to miss!


See...I think this is satire.

But I can't quite tell.  Kudos!

And the fark if I can watch him and find out.  My wife hates when I throw stuff thru the TV (again).
 
2017-09-28 08:39:53 PM  
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2017-09-28 08:51:40 PM  

real_headhoncho: So, do you actually watch the show, or just come in here to biatch about it? Because only the people (and I use that term loosely) that watch the show should post about it.  They will be lackluster posts bereft of wit and intelligence, but still, let THEM have their thread.  Sometimes you need to show the effects of a train wreck for some to realize how horrible it is and not a form of entertainment.

/oh, and don't funny my post.  They seem to really hate it for some reason.


I dunno. I kind of like being a troll in thelread by posting the same thing I would in a normal thread. Makes me feel all "empowered" and stuff.
 
2017-09-28 08:54:36 PM  

Moooooo K: real_headhoncho: So, do you actually watch the show, or just come in here to biatch about it? Because only the people (and I use that term loosely) that watch the show should post about it.  They will be lackluster posts bereft of wit and intelligence, but still, let THEM have their thread.  Sometimes you need to show the effects of a train wreck for some to realize how horrible it is and not a form of entertainment.

/oh, and don't funny my post.  They seem to really hate it for some reason.

I dunno. I kind of like being a troll in thelread by posting the same thing I would in a normal thread. Makes me feel all "empowered" and stuff.


In the Maddow threads, we risk our livers every night.  In these threads... you risk poking yourself in your brain?

Don't poke yourself in your brain.
 
2017-09-28 09:08:36 PM  
I can't remember why, it took so long to post.
but this gif needs to be in this thread.

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2017-09-28 09:15:57 PM  

Clutch2013: Cyberluddite: ak_gold_farmer: Sean Hannity might have the most punchable face in America.

His only serious competitor for the title is Ted Cruz.

And Donald Trump.

And Mitch McConnell.

And Paul Ryan.

And David Clarke.

And...damn, there are a lot of punchable motherf*ckers out there lately.


And Martin Skreli

And James O'Queef
 
2017-09-28 09:20:51 PM  
Wow, this really lasted.
 
2017-09-28 09:26:40 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Wow, this really lasted.


Some bars have cheap beer nights on Thursday.
 
2017-09-28 09:42:09 PM  
Limbaugh is on tonight.  Everyone's too oxy'ed to post
 
2017-09-28 09:52:20 PM  

ak_gold_farmer: Sean Hannity might have the most punchable face in America. [img.fark.net image 299x168]


I don't know, I think it's below shekli in punchability
 
2017-09-28 09:55:03 PM  
This is funny. It's rediculous.

I want to go hang myself.
 
2017-09-28 10:02:38 PM  
Is this some sort of special occasion? Is he going to commit suicide live on the air?

Why a Hannity thread?

Look at al those giant Irish heads. Not a brain between them, although Owen might have one if its not been beaten to death by football linebackers.

Owen is a Welsh name. Black Welsh joke to follow by telegram.
 
2017-09-28 10:04:47 PM  

loonatic112358: ak_gold_farmer: Sean Hannity might have the most punchable face in America. [img.fark.net image 299x168]

I don't know, I think it's below shekli in punchability


Broad, flat, Irish, small nose, Roman hair that looks like it was carved from a marble blcok. Yup, that spells high punchability in any language including both P and Q Gaelic languages.
 
2017-09-28 10:22:57 PM  
a couple weeks ago some people were complaining in the maddow thread that there weren't any hannity threads.
 
2017-09-28 10:33:10 PM  

kimwim: This is funny. It's rediculous.

I want to go hang myself.


Please don't ever say that.

I cherish you too much to hear talk like that.
 
2017-09-28 10:38:28 PM  

dr_blasto: a couple weeks ago some people were complaining in the maddow thread that there weren't any hannity threads.


That was sarcasm.
 
2017-09-28 10:44:34 PM  

real_headhoncho: dr_blasto: a couple weeks ago some people were complaining in the maddow thread that there weren't any hannity threads.

That was sarcasm.


but it was a fark independent making the comment
 
2017-09-28 10:45:45 PM  

brantgoose: Is this some sort of special occasion? Is he going to commit suicide live on the air?

Why a Hannity thread?


Because there's always sniping about how there are always Maddow threads but never Hannity threads.

The main reason being that there are never submissions for Hannity threads.  I looked through the TF archives and found 3 links submitted for Hannity threads in the Discussion tab.

Hence the headline: If you want to actually have a Hannity thread, you have to submit one.  No one is submitting any, and Hannity fans only have themselves to blame.

/submitter
 
2017-09-28 10:48:24 PM  
There really is a lot to be taken from the Limbaugh interview that aired tonight on the show.
 
2017-09-28 10:54:27 PM  

andrewagill: brantgoose: Is this some sort of special occasion? Is he going to commit suicide live on the air?

Why a Hannity thread?

Because there's always sniping about how there are always Maddow threads but never Hannity threads.

The main reason being that there are never submissions for Hannity threads.  I looked through the TF archives and found 3 links submitted for Hannity threads in the Discussion tab.

Hence the headline: If you want to actually have a Hannity thread, you have to submit one.  No one is submitting any, and Hannity fans only have themselves to blame.

/submitter


So you are a Hannity fan?

FOUND HIM!  GET THE TAR AND FEATHERS!!!
 
2017-09-28 11:00:48 PM  
sorry, I've got to get some rest. Can't keep up with this thread and I have a long day tomorrow.

Going to try a self appendectomy like the car rental guy. Have plastic all covering the front room rug and have been Lysol spraying the walls. Have the instruments on sanitize cycle in the dishwasher. Hopefully I'm set.

Who knew healthcare would be so complicated?

'nite all. wish me luck and success for tomorrow morning.

I'll try to rejoin you and the Lumpyfest tomorrow.

/ I'm blessed I have power and water, unlike PR
//also blessed to not have to follow MSNBC thread
///mostly blessed to have your thots and prayers
 
2017-09-28 11:06:11 PM  

ski9600: There really is a lot to be taken from the Limbaugh interview that aired tonight on the show.


what did he say?
 
2017-09-28 11:09:15 PM  

real_headhoncho: andrewagill: brantgoose: 
So you are a Hannity fan?

FOUND HIM!  GET THE TAR AND FEATHERS!!!


No. NO!

Bad HeadHoncho! *swats with a rolled up newspaper*

That's not how we do things.
 
2017-09-28 11:23:59 PM  
An effort was made.

We should make a participation trophy.
 
2017-09-28 11:37:11 PM  

DannyBrandt: An effort was made.

We should make a participation trophy.


kinda sad in here. I wonder if that one farker ever stored his boxes in the tucker thread a couple days ago
 
2017-09-28 11:38:09 PM  

DannyBrandt: real_headhoncho: andrewagill: brantgoose: 
So you are a Hannity fan?

FOUND HIM!  GET THE TAR AND FEATHERS!!!

No. NO!

Bad HeadHoncho! *swats with a rolled up newspaper*

That's not how we do things.


Can we at least pour maple syrup on his head?

On Hannity's head then?

Not it is not my fetish.  Don't look at me like that.  Sticky.
 
2017-09-29 12:00:54 AM  
wejash:
Can we at least pour maple syrup on his head?

No.The entire point of the Maddow threads is unity. A childlike sense of community. That's what makes them wonderful.

It's not divisive. We don't subscribe to that.
 
2017-09-29 12:18:39 AM  
This isn't a pity post
 
2017-09-29 01:31:32 AM  

wejash: DannyBrandt: real_headhoncho: andrewagill: brantgoose: 
So you are a Hannity fan?

FOUND HIM!  GET THE TAR AND FEATHERS!!!

No. NO!

Bad HeadHoncho! *swats with a rolled up newspaper*

That's not how we do things.

Can we at least pour maple syrup on his head?

On Hannity's head then?

Not it is not my fetish.  Don't look at me like that.  Sticky.


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I'm not a Hannity fan.  The only times I'm exposed to him for extended periods of time are when I'm driving through central PA and the only two stations I get are both airing Hannity.  Then I drive in silence.

But whatever.  The Hannity-ites were asking when they get their discussion thread over in poltab, and I'm of the mind that they should get their thread if they want it.

But you have to submit it.
 
2017-09-29 08:13:36 AM  

DannyBrandt: kimwim: This is funny. It's rediculous.

I want to go hang myself.

Please don't ever say that.

I cherish you too much to hear talk like that.


Thank you, it just gets so depressing, like there's no end in sight.
Even if Mueller finds all kinds of malfeasance, the whole republican congress won't do a damned thing about it.

They did studies of what happens after there's a disruption in the forest, and they remove the disruption. How long does it take to return to normal?

It doesn't. It never fixes itself.   Just did a study where they put 4 tons of dead feral hog in piles around this area, to see what happens to the landscape. It won't ever recover.

And I'm afraid the US will never recover from this disease.  I see no point anymore.
 
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