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(C-SPAN)   Wherefore art thou Sarah? Methinks thou doth protest too much. Call me, I'll be your Huckabooboo. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, roughly 2'ish ET)   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2017-09-28 12:23:29 PM  
I'll say she shows up around 2:20pm, barring any emergency, in which case she'll show up at 3pm.
 
2017-09-28 12:27:12 PM  
Over/under on how many times "Puerto Rico" and "Tom Price" are mentioned at the presser?

Over/under on how many times the Huckabeast begins answers with "I think the president has been very clear ..."?
 
2017-09-28 12:30:23 PM  
Doc says I can't watch these any more
 
2017-09-28 12:32:13 PM  

Prey4reign: Over/under on how many times "Puerto Rico" and "Tom Price" are mentioned at the presser?

Over/under on how many times the Huckabeast begins answers with "I think the president has been very clear ..."?


i think last time she tried to hide behind bossert and someone else being over there, assessinging and very important stuff, so if he's back we might well get him out first to head off as much of that as possible straight out of the gate with his normal bunch of spiel
 
2017-09-28 12:33:13 PM  
It's her cousin's neighbor's dog's birthday. That will kill a few minutes
 
2017-09-28 12:34:22 PM  
- 20 minutes late
- Possible opening act
- Shout-out to kids
- Fan mail
- "We'll let the tweet speak for itself"
- "The president words speak for themselves"
- "I'll get back to you on that"
- "I haven't spoken with the president about that"
- "Y'all are just gonna keep asking that, huh"
- Smoke bomb
- Reporter yells question as she leaves
 
2017-09-28 12:46:42 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: - 20 minutes late
- Possible opening act
- Shout-out to kids
- Fan mail
- "We'll let the tweet speak for itself"
- "The president words speak for themselves"
- "I'll get back to you on that"
- "I haven't spoken with the president about that"
- "Y'all are just gonna keep asking that, huh"
- Smoke bomb
- Reporter yells question as she leaves


Well, guess I don't need to watch it today.
 
2017-09-28 12:48:59 PM  

Tsukue: The Goddamn Batman: - 20 minutes late
- Possible opening act
- Shout-out to kids
- Fan mail
- "We'll let the tweet speak for itself"
- "The president words speak for themselves"
- "I'll get back to you on that"
- "I haven't spoken with the president about that"
- "Y'all are just gonna keep asking that, huh"
- Smoke bomb
- Reporter yells question as she leaves

Well, guess I don't need to watch it today.


Just trying to save you some blood pressure spikes :)
 
2017-09-28 12:52:58 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Doc says I can't watch these any more


No I didn't.
 
2017-09-28 12:53:05 PM  
Wherefore art thou Sarah?

Because F*ckabee didn't pull out.
 
2017-09-28 12:53:26 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: - 20 minutes late
- Possible opening act
- Shout-out to kids
- Fan mail
- "We'll let the tweet speak for itself"
- "The president words speak for themselves"
- "I'll get back to you on that"
- "I haven't spoken with the president about that"
- "Y'all are just gonna keep asking that, huh"
- Smoke bomb
- Reporter yells question as she leaves


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Sweet, you saved us a bunch of bullshiat.
 
2017-09-28 01:04:00 PM  
2 eyed cyclops
 
2017-09-28 01:04:01 PM  

whidbey: Wherefore art thou Sarah?

Because F*ckabee didn't pull out.


I've been waiting to Farkie you in green for a long time.
Passively pointing out the proper use of "Wherefore" as it relates to older English use just earned it.
 
2017-09-28 01:05:21 PM  
What's the point of these stupid things any more? No one gets anything but bullshiat. Why bother?
 
2017-09-28 01:06:15 PM  

readymix: whidbey: Wherefore art thou Sarah?

Because F*ckabee didn't pull out.

I've been waiting to Farkie you in green for a long time.
Passively pointing out the proper use of "Wherefore" as it relates to older English use just earned it.


Eh, not really.
Wherefore art thou, Sarah -> whidbey's response would be ok.

Wherefore art thou Sarah -> because her parents liked the name.

/pedant
 
2017-09-28 01:06:41 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: It's her cousin's neighbor's dog's birthday. That will kill a few minutes


Don't tell her brother.
 
2017-09-28 01:06:46 PM  
Sarah feels sorry for you guys, really.  Sad!
 
2017-09-28 01:09:09 PM  

FrancoFile: readymix: whidbey: Wherefore art thou Sarah?

Because F*ckabee didn't pull out.

I've been waiting to Farkie you in green for a long time.
Passively pointing out the proper use of "Wherefore" as it relates to older English use just earned it.

Eh, not really.
Wherefore art thou, Sarah -> whidbey's response would be ok.

Wherefore art thou Sarah -> because her parents liked the name.

/pedant


Point taken.  I suppose she was lamenting on Romeo being named Romeo, or more specifically, implying that bearing the last name Montague is a misfortune to their relationship.

Either way, the word doesn't have anything to do with the whereabouts of the person.
 
2017-09-28 01:09:37 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: Tsukue: The Goddamn Batman: - 20 minutes late
- Possible opening act
- Shout-out to kids
- Fan mail
- "We'll let the tweet speak for itself"
- "The president words speak for themselves"
- "I'll get back to you on that"
- "I haven't spoken with the president about that"
- "Y'all are just gonna keep asking that, huh"
- Smoke bomb
- Reporter yells question as she leaves

Well, guess I don't need to watch it today.

Just trying to save you some blood pressure spikes :)



It still made me angry.
 
2017-09-28 01:11:32 PM  
Whar Pickle, whar?
 
2017-09-28 01:11:33 PM  

readymix: FrancoFile: readymix: whidbey: Wherefore art thou Sarah?

Because F*ckabee didn't pull out.

I've been waiting to Farkie you in green for a long time.
Passively pointing out the proper use of "Wherefore" as it relates to older English use just earned it.

Eh, not really.
Wherefore art thou, Sarah -> whidbey's response would be ok.

Wherefore art thou Sarah -> because her parents liked the name.

/pedant

Point taken.  I suppose she was lamenting on Romeo being named Romeo, or more specifically, implying that bearing the last name Montague is a misfortune to their relationship.


Hence "a rose by any other name would smell as sweet"
 
2017-09-28 01:13:05 PM  

readymix: whidbey: Wherefore art thou Sarah?

Because F*ckabee didn't pull out.

I've been waiting to Farkie you in green for a long time.
Passively pointing out the proper use of "Wherefore" as it relates to older English use just earned it.


See? Liberal arts degrees AREN'T bullshiat after all. :)
 
2017-09-28 01:13:53 PM  

The Silver Mullet: What's the point of these stupid things any more? No one gets anything but bullshiat. Why bother?


I'm working on a theory.
Trump loves TV. Loves loves loves it. In any other Administration, if the media stopped showing up, they'd rub their hands together with a "mwaahahaha" and run off to do evil things like giving us health care and infrastructure and the like. But not this one. If the media were to not show up, he'd lose it. Oh sure, you'd have the nutbags like RT and Brietbart, but those aren't really TV.

He'd run out onto the stage and demand that the fake media start reporting on him or else he'll be forced to accuse them of being losers. The worst. Sad!

please come back and put me on tv please oh please
 
2017-09-28 01:14:43 PM  
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2017-09-28 01:14:59 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: - 20 minutes late
- Possible opening act
- Shout-out to kids
- Fan mail
- "We'll let the tweet speak for itself"
- "The president words speak for themselves"
- "I'll get back to you on that"
- "I haven't spoken with the president about that"
- "Y'all are just gonna keep asking that, huh"
- Smoke bomb
- Reporter yells question as she leaves


I hate it when the network airs reruns.
 
2017-09-28 01:17:01 PM  
I'm just wondering...is it too early to have a drink? It's not like I have to work tonight, and  I think it might help me cope with the utter clusterfark that I'm about to watch.
 
2017-09-28 01:17:57 PM  

Prey4reign: Over/under on how many times "Puerto Rico" and "Tom Price" are mentioned at the presser?

Over/under on how many times the Huckabeast begins answers with "I think the president has been very clear ..."?


5 for Puerto Rico because D2S is heading there next week like a real big boy president, Tom Price 7 times because we're making America great again by giving our lives and money to the corporate nobility; stay in your place peasant.
Fisher Price at least once because Trump got a new podium and it has a little horn on it.
 
2017-09-28 01:18:05 PM  

FrancoFile: readymix: FrancoFile: readymix: whidbey: Wherefore art thou Sarah?

Because F*ckabee didn't pull out.

I've been waiting to Farkie you in green for a long time.
Passively pointing out the proper use of "Wherefore" as it relates to older English use just earned it.

Eh, not really.
Wherefore art thou, Sarah -> whidbey's response would be ok.

Wherefore art thou Sarah -> because her parents liked the name.

/pedant

Point taken.  I suppose she was lamenting on Romeo being named Romeo, or more specifically, implying that bearing the last name Montague is a misfortune to their relationship.

Hence "a rose by any other name would smell as sweet"


This is what happens when you read and analyze Shakespeare in high school english class, then try to revisit that analysis when you're nearly 40.  I'm looking at one of the trees, and forgot there was a forest here...

whidbey: readymix: whidbey: ...

See? Liberal arts degrees AREN'T bullshiat after all. :)


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2017-09-28 01:18:20 PM  
Already pushed back to 2:30.

docpeteyJ: I'm just wondering...is it too early to have a drink? It's not like I have to work tonight, and  I think it might help me cope with the utter clusterfark that I'm about to watch.


Never.
 
2017-09-28 01:19:05 PM  

litespeed74: 2 eyed cyclops


Biclops
 
2017-09-28 01:19:10 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Doc says I can't watch these any more


I suspect that there are lots of psychiatrists and psychologists saying that these days.
 
2017-09-28 01:22:01 PM  

Huggermugger: Tr0mBoNe: Doc says I can't watch these any more

I suspect that there are lots of psychiatrists and psychologists saying that these days.


I asked mine if he had anything to help with all this anxiety... he drew a rope on the prescription pad
 
2017-09-28 01:23:22 PM  

readymix: whidbey: Wherefore art thou Sarah?

Because F*ckabee didn't pull out.

I've been waiting to Farkie you in green for a long time.
Passively pointing out the proper use of "Wherefore" as it relates to older English use just earned it.

Why are you named "Sarah"?

is an un-poetic paraphrase.
 
2017-09-28 01:35:14 PM  

docpeteyJ: I'm just wondering...is it too early to have a drink? It's not like I have to work tonight, and  I think it might help me cope with the utter clusterfark that I'm about to watch.


Depends on what time zone you're in.
But the other option is to just not watch.
 
2017-09-28 01:36:53 PM  
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2017-09-28 01:41:45 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Already pushed back to 2:30.

docpeteyJ: I'm just wondering...is it too early to have a drink? It's not like I have to work tonight, and  I think it might help me cope with the utter clusterfark that I'm about to watch.

Never.


A man after my own pickled heart.

Rev. Skarekroe: docpeteyJ: I'm just wondering...is it too early to have a drink? It's not like I have to work tonight, and  I think it might help me cope with the utter clusterfark that I'm about to watch.

Depends on what time zone you're in.
But the other option is to just not watch.


MST (Utah), so it'll be about 1230 when it starts, so at least it isn't morning. Then again, I work nights, so my technically, this is my after-work cocktail hour.

/any excuse in a storm
 
2017-09-28 01:41:59 PM  
The nipples of mother hope have run dry.
 
2017-09-28 01:42:39 PM  
- Scalise
- All Americans want to reduce taxes on the ultra-rich
- D2S overcame the Democratic obstructionists who wanted to prevent aid from getting to Puerto Ricans
- Everyone is giving the president the highest praise regarding aid to Puerto Rico
- The president was an early and unequivocal supporter of Roy Moore
- The president threw FOUR TOUCHDOWNS in a single game
- NFL players were wrong to oppose the allied invasion of Normandy
 
2017-09-28 01:44:30 PM  

whidbey: Wherefore art thou Sarah?

Because F*ckabee didn't pull out.


And BTW, "F*ckabee" is now my default name for She Who I Usually Refer To As Huckybooboo.

/many Funnies to you
 
2017-09-28 01:45:03 PM  
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2017-09-28 01:51:04 PM  
I remember thinking Ari Fleischer was the worst person on the planet. Turns out being a soulless troll is quite profitable and a reasonable line of work for people with no morals.

/who knew
 
2017-09-28 01:51:59 PM  

Prey4reign: Over/under on how many times "Puerto Rico" and "Tom Price" are mentioned at the presser?


I'll set it at 7.5

Over/under on how many times the Huckabeast begins answers with "I think the president has been very clear ..."?

Oooh. Tougher one. 11.5? Definitely double digits.
 
2017-09-28 01:54:03 PM  

mofa: - The president threw FOUR TOUCHDOWNS in a single game


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2017-09-28 01:55:36 PM  
Who will she be looking at when she gives the most condescending answer to a question?

Trick question. The answer is April Ryan and the gardener outside the exit door
 
2017-09-28 02:00:05 PM  
Pretty soon these will devolve into Sanders responding with an open-mouthed, wall-eyed glare to each question until she rolls her eyes and grunts and moves on to the next reporter.
 
2017-09-28 02:00:38 PM  
I want to see her do a press conference without the press, just Fark pol-tab denizens.  Our questions would be astute, but we'd be an unruly, aggressive bunch.  I volunteer to sneak around and lock all the exits so She-Huck can't escape.  DocPetey has to be there in case she needs medical attention after the first few hours.
 
2017-09-28 02:04:52 PM  

Aquapope: I want to see her do a press conference without the press, just Fark pol-tab denizens.  Our questions would be astute, but we'd be an unruly, aggressive bunch.  I volunteer to sneak around and lock all the exits so She-Huck can't escape.  DocPetey has to be there in case she needs medical attention after the first few hours.


We need to get onto the Skype screens somehow.

A smart medic will have a beer on hand so they don't feel compelled to help while impaired...
 
2017-09-28 02:06:41 PM  

docpeteyJ: Markoff_Cheney: Already pushed back to 2:30.

docpeteyJ: I'm just wondering...is it too early to have a drink? It's not like I have to work tonight, and  I think it might help me cope with the utter clusterfark that I'm about to watch.

Never.

A man after my own pickled heart.

Rev. Skarekroe: docpeteyJ: I'm just wondering...is it too early to have a drink? It's not like I have to work tonight, and  I think it might help me cope with the utter clusterfark that I'm about to watch.

Depends on what time zone you're in.
But the other option is to just not watch.

MST (Utah), so it'll be about 1230 when it starts, so at least it isn't morning. Then again, I work nights, so my technically, this is my after-work cocktail hour.

/any excuse in a storm


Spiritually, I'm in Edinburgh Scotland, so I see nothing wrong with imbibing spirits.
 
2017-09-28 02:07:41 PM  

Aquapope: DocPetey has to be there in case she needs medical attention after the first few hours.


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2017-09-28 02:08:00 PM  

docpeteyJ: Tr0mBoNe: Doc says I can't watch these any more

No I didn't.


Could you write me a dilaudid script? And make it the 8mg, because reasons.
 
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