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2017-09-28 07:22:31 AM  
I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture
 
2017-09-28 07:28:26 AM  
Ugly on the inside
 
2017-09-28 07:37:16 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture


Isn't a succubus supposed to be desirable?  She is a living leather muppet.
 
2017-09-28 07:48:22 AM  

Ambivalence: pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture

Isn't a succubus supposed to be desirable?  She is a living leather muppet.


I hate to say it, but she's a master of pivot and change subject.

I haven't seen her in a month or so. She's looking absolutely exhausted. His garbage is gonna kill her by the end of the year at this rate.
 
2017-09-28 07:49:29 AM  

Ambivalence: pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture

Isn't a succubus supposed to be desirable?  She is a living leather muppet.


That's a fair point.

I'm just kind of hoping she seduces Trump and bites his head off
 
2017-09-28 07:51:29 AM  
I thought they used an unflattering picture of her in the lead-in to the article. Then I watched the video. What the fark is up with her eyes? She seems to be falling apart in front of us like Michael Jackson in South Park. It's like watching a train wreck in super slow motion. And it couldn't happen to a more deserving person.
 
2017-09-28 08:12:50 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-28 08:29:36 AM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-28 08:32:48 AM  
crone
krōn/
noun
an old woman who is thin and ugly.
 
2017-09-28 08:38:43 AM  

Hobodeluxe: crone
krōn/
noun
an old woman who is thin and ugly.


i.imgur.com
 
2017-09-28 08:38:58 AM  
img.fark.net
Kellyanne on Game of Thrones. Minimal make up. Hair is pretty much the same
 
2017-09-28 08:54:21 AM  

Ambivalence: pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture

Isn't a succubus supposed to be desirable?  She is a living leather muppet.


I am sure she is a 10, for someone.


/we all have our fetishes.
 
2017-09-28 08:56:01 AM  
What hole did this administration's people crawl out of? They all look like gross cartoon characters.
 
2017-09-28 08:58:32 AM  
As the tweet was being read, you could see her central processing unit shunting power from her hydraulic smile compensators to her Spin-o-tronic's expanded computational array.
 
2017-09-28 08:58:40 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Ambivalence: pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture

Isn't a succubus supposed to be desirable?  She is a living leather muppet.

I hate to say it, but she's a master of pivot and change subject.

I haven't seen her in a month or so. She's looking absolutely exhausted. His garbage is gonna kill her by the end of the year at this rate.


Serves her right.  She is so shamelessly dishonest, even by politician standards.  She's received only a fraction of the raking over the coals she deserves for all her deceptions.
 
2017-09-28 09:00:09 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I thought they used an unflattering picture of her in the lead-in to the article. Then I watched the video. What the fark is up with her eyes? She seems to be falling apart in front of us like Michael Jackson in South Park. It's like watching a train wreck in super slow motion. And it couldn't happen to a more deserving person.


The whole right side of her face is off. Either a stroke or a bad botox injection.
 
2017-09-28 09:00:15 AM  
So it's okay to denigrate women again on Fark now? Or is it just Republican women?
 
2017-09-28 09:00:54 AM  

lostcat: As the tweet was being read, you could see her central processing unit shunting power from her hydraulic smile compensators to her Spin-o-tronic's expanded computational array.


The reality distortion field was already maxing out auxiliary power.
 
2017-09-28 09:01:56 AM  
She looks like she is rotting from the inside out.

Too bad it's not happening faster, disingenuous wench.
 
2017-09-28 09:03:18 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I thought they used an unflattering picture of her in the lead-in to the article. Then I watched the video. What the fark is up with her eyes? She seems to be falling apart in front of us like Michael Jackson in South Park. It's like watching a train wreck in super slow motion. And it couldn't happen to a more deserving person.


Yeah, I swear she's aged about 20 years since last summer.  She used to be an ok-looking middle aged woman, and now she looks like hammered shiat.
 
2017-09-28 09:05:27 AM  

imapirate: What hole did this administration's people crawl out of? They all look like gross cartoon characters.


They congealed in a gutter somewhere.
 
2017-09-28 09:05:31 AM  

Ball Sack Obama: So it's okay to denigrate women again on Fark now? Or is it just Republican women?


Ball Sack Obama is looking for Real Honest Discussion. Really. Honest.
 
2017-09-28 09:06:56 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: AdmirableSnackbar: I thought they used an unflattering picture of her in the lead-in to the article. Then I watched the video. What the fark is up with her eyes? She seems to be falling apart in front of us like Michael Jackson in South Park. It's like watching a train wreck in super slow motion. And it couldn't happen to a more deserving person.

Yeah, I swear she's aged about 20 years since last summer.  She used to be an ok-looking middle aged woman, and now she looks like hammered shiat.


So at least there are some consequences for spinning for someone you know is a pile of garbage.
 
2017-09-28 09:07:44 AM  

HydroMonkey: Ball Sack Obama: So it's okay to denigrate women again on Fark now? Or is it just Republican women?

Ball Sack Obama is looking for Real Honest Discussion. Really. Honest.


Nope, not at all. I'm just looking for the same standards to apply to women of either side. But do go on with your classy comments about her.
 
2017-09-28 09:07:45 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-28 09:09:11 AM  

flypusher713: Nadie_AZ: Ambivalence: pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture

Isn't a succubus supposed to be desirable?  She is a living leather muppet.

I hate to say it, but she's a master of pivot and change subject.

I haven't seen her in a month or so. She's looking absolutely exhausted. His garbage is gonna kill her by the end of the year at this rate.

Serves her right.  She is so shamelessly dishonest, even by politician standards.  She's received only a fraction of the raking over the coals she deserves for all her deceptions.


Journalists and interviewers and the like need to start laughing in these peoples faces when they come out with monstrous untruths. The softly softly approach gives them an air of enormously undeserved credibility.
 
2017-09-28 09:09:36 AM  
Nice to see Picasso is still getting work.

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-28 09:10:16 AM  
I've always seen Kellyanne as the political equivalent of a veteran athlete. In a clinch the veteran athlete steps to the plate cool and collected having done it hundreds of times before confident in his ability.  Similarly Kellyanne knows that she can spin anything that F&F throws at her. "Kellyanne you said the president is very concerned about Puerto Rico but 45 seconds ago he tweeted, 'maybe we should just give PR to Kim Un for bomb testing,' what do you make of this." Kellyanne adjusts her stance, digs in a bit and looks the reporter square in the eye, I got this she tells herself.
 
2017-09-28 09:12:29 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I thought they used an unflattering picture of her in the lead-in to the article. Then I watched the video. What the fark is up with her eyes? She seems to be falling apart in front of us like Michael Jackson in South Park. It's like watching a train wreck in super slow motion. And it couldn't happen to a more deserving person.


My theory: she is secretly in possession of the One Ring.

Mark my words, this time next year she'll be on CNN ranting about the "tricksy, fake newseses!"
 
2017-09-28 09:13:16 AM  
"...the president had many bi-lateral meetings..."

translation: he sat next to an actual qualified world leader while doing his vaj-hands thing

crankyyankdotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2017-09-28 09:13:22 AM  

Ball Sack Obama: HydroMonkey: Ball Sack Obama: So it's okay to denigrate women again on Fark now? Or is it just Republican women?

Ball Sack Obama is looking for Real Honest Discussion. Really. Honest.

Nope, not at all. I'm just looking for the same standards to apply to women of either side. But do go on with your classy comments about her.


I look forward to your indignation the next time you see a "Hilldawg" or "Big Mike" comment on this site.
 
2017-09-28 09:14:52 AM  
And after the interview was over, conjob slinked away back into the shadows waiting for the perfect moment to feast on an unsuspecting soul...

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-28 09:15:34 AM  

Ball Sack Obama: HydroMonkey: Ball Sack Obama: So it's okay to denigrate women again on Fark now? Or is it just Republican women?

Ball Sack Obama is looking for Real Honest Discussion. Really. Honest.

Nope, not at all. I'm just looking for the same standards to apply to women of either side. But do go on with your classy comments about her.


Say something nice about Obama.
 
2017-09-28 09:16:10 AM  
I know someone will come in here and scream "misogyny!" for all the comments on her looks, but the fact is that she is virtually rotting right before our eyes. She used to look her age. Now she looks like she added almost 30 years in the course of one year.

And we all know why.

She's being run ragged by covering for the most vile, corrupt person to ever stink up the White House. She can't keep up with his lies or his rotten, petty little tweets... And that's her whole career now- covering Trump's ever-expanding ass.

That job would have caused any one of us to wither and rot like her.

I agree with the comments above- this job, and Trump's bullshiat- will eventually be her demise... And yet she'll keep going because she's a greedy, vile person herself, and the money and power she thinks she has will drive her onward.

It's sad, really. I pity her, pathetic creature of habit and slave to her own greed that she is.
 
2017-09-28 09:16:12 AM  
She just looked like she was trying to focus on what was being said because it was live..
 
2017-09-28 09:17:00 AM  

Ball Sack Obama: HydroMonkey: Ball Sack Obama: So it's okay to denigrate women again on Fark now? Or is it just Republican women?

Ball Sack Obama is looking for Real Honest Discussion. Really. Honest.

Nope, not at all. I'm just looking for the same standards to apply to women of either side. But do go on with your classy comments about her.


Sure thing, Ball Sack Obama. Please continue to lecture me about "class".
 
2017-09-28 09:18:23 AM  
I'm not watching that face make noise
 
2017-09-28 09:18:52 AM  

Ball Sack Obama: So it's okay to denigrate women again on Fark now? Or is it just Republican women?


You're assuming people can rationally discuss her political ideas and viewpoints as if they are legitimate.

They aren't.

So we make fun of her for her lies, and insult her appearance to annoy Trumpers like you.

Hope that helps.
 
2017-09-28 09:18:59 AM  

Lady J: flypusher713: Nadie_AZ: Ambivalence: pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture

Isn't a succubus supposed to be desirable?  She is a living leather muppet.

I hate to say it, but she's a master of pivot and change subject.

I haven't seen her in a month or so. She's looking absolutely exhausted. His garbage is gonna kill her by the end of the year at this rate.

Serves her right.  She is so shamelessly dishonest, even by politician standards.  She's received only a fraction of the raking over the coals she deserves for all her deceptions.

Journalists and interviewers and the like need to start laughing in these peoples faces when they come out with monstrous untruths. The softly softly approach gives them an air of enormously undeserved credibility.


Amen to that!  Wouldn't we all love to see the WH press pool start chanting "Bulshiat, bullshiat!" the next time Huckleberry-Slanders told a whopper?
 
2017-09-28 09:19:14 AM  

phrawgh: [img.fark.net image 850x494]


He needs a f*cking lobotomy.
 
2017-09-28 09:20:22 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Ambivalence: pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture

Isn't a succubus supposed to be desirable?  She is a living leather muppet.

I hate to say it, but she's a master of pivot and change subject.

I haven't seen her in a month or so. She's looking absolutely exhausted. His garbage is gonna kill her by the end of the year at this rate.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2017-09-28 09:20:54 AM  

Ball Sack Obama: So it's okay to denigrate women again on Fark now? Or is it just Republican women?


It's ok to denigrate a woman who has sold her soul to cover up Trumps gaffes and lie to the American public on a daily basis. But your concern for women in general is noted. I'm sure you feel the same way about Hillary Clinton.
 
2017-09-28 09:20:58 AM  

Ball Sack Obama: So it's okay to denigrate women again on Fark now? Or is it just Republican women?


1/10

You're not even keeping up at this point, go back to sleep
 
2017-09-28 09:22:23 AM  

Cheron: I've always seen Kellyanne as the political equivalent of a veteran athlete. In a clinch the veteran athlete steps to the plate cool and collected having done it hundreds of times before confident in his ability.  Similarly Kellyanne knows that she can spin anything that F&F throws at her. "Kellyanne you said the president is very concerned about Puerto Rico but 45 seconds ago he tweeted, 'maybe we should just give PR to Kim Un for bomb testing,' what do you make of this." Kellyanne adjusts her stance, digs in a bit and looks the reporter square in the eye, I got this she tells herself.


I'm sure your fan fiction of her right here would just brighten her smile
 
2017-09-28 09:24:14 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture


So long as it is not the Monster Manual entry, I'm fine.
 
2017-09-28 09:25:08 AM  

flypusher713: Lady J: flypusher713: Nadie_AZ: Ambivalence: pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture

Isn't a succubus supposed to be desirable?  She is a living leather muppet.

I hate to say it, but she's a master of pivot and change subject.

I haven't seen her in a month or so. She's looking absolutely exhausted. His garbage is gonna kill her by the end of the year at this rate.

Serves her right.  She is so shamelessly dishonest, even by politician standards.  She's received only a fraction of the raking over the coals she deserves for all her deceptions.

Journalists and interviewers and the like need to start laughing in these peoples faces when they come out with monstrous untruths. The softly softly approach gives them an air of enormously undeserved credibility.

Amen to that!  Wouldn't we all love to see the WH press pool start chanting "Bulshiat, bullshiat!" the next time Huckleberry-Slanders told a whopper?


The record will show that FARK/pol is equally inclined to snark on Trump for his deteriorating appearance.

I have 0% sympathy for any of these people.  They're all smart enough to know that Comrade Combover is a ton of bullshiat in a 5 pound bag, but they signed on anyway for any number of self-serving reasons.  They did a bad thing and they should feel bad.
 
2017-09-28 09:27:27 AM  

flypusher713: flypusher713: Lady J: flypusher713: Nadie_AZ: Ambivalence: pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture

Isn't a succubus supposed to be desirable?  She is a living leather muppet.

I hate to say it, but she's a master of pivot and change subject.

I haven't seen her in a month or so. She's looking absolutely exhausted. His garbage is gonna kill her by the end of the year at this rate.

Serves her right.  She is so shamelessly dishonest, even by politician standards.  She's received only a fraction of the raking over the coals she deserves for all her deceptions.

Journalists and interviewers and the like need to start laughing in these peoples faces when they come out with monstrous untruths. The softly softly approach gives them an air of enormously undeserved credibility.

Amen to that!  Wouldn't we all love to see the WH press pool start chanting "Bulshiat, bullshiat!" the next time Huckleberry-Slanders told a whopper?

The record will show that FARK/pol is equally inclined to snark on Trump for his deteriorating appearance.

I have 0% sympathy for any of these people.  They're all smart enough to know that Comrade Combover is a ton of bullshiat in a 5 pound bag, but they signed on anyway for any number of self-serving reasons.  They did a bad thing and they should feel bad.


Meant to reply to WilderKWight.

/iPad is flaking out on me
 
2017-09-28 09:27:45 AM  

flypusher713: flypusher713: Lady J: flypusher713: Nadie_AZ: Ambivalence: pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture

Isn't a succubus supposed to be desirable?  She is a living leather muppet.

I hate to say it, but she's a master of pivot and change subject.

I haven't seen her in a month or so. She's looking absolutely exhausted. His garbage is gonna kill her by the end of the year at this rate.

Serves her right.  She is so shamelessly dishonest, even by politician standards.  She's received only a fraction of the raking over the coals she deserves for all her deceptions.

Journalists and interviewers and the like need to start laughing in these peoples faces when they come out with monstrous untruths. The softly softly approach gives them an air of enormously undeserved credibility.

Amen to that!  Wouldn't we all love to see the WH press pool start chanting "Bulshiat, bullshiat!" the next time Huckleberry-Slanders told a whopper?

The record will show that FARK/pol is equally inclined to snark on Trump for his deteriorating appearance.

I have 0% sympathy for any of these people.  They're all smart enough to know that Comrade Combover is a ton of bullshiat in a 5 pound bag, but they signed on anyway for any number of self-serving reasons.  They did a bad thing and they should feel bad.


Self-serving reason: these are people who have no actual utility (because real jobs are for disgusting peasants) so they have to tell lies and lick orange culito on TV to pay rent. F*ck the lot of them.
 
2017-09-28 09:29:07 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: I think the wikipedia entry for succubus should include her picture


I thought succubi were meant to be hot?  At least that's what SMT taught me.
 
2017-09-28 09:31:29 AM  
So Conway is out on the White House lawn talking to a FOX tv show, with the President in the White House behind her watching that show.  He tweets during the show, and the people on the show read the tweet to the lady standing on the white house lawn, to get her reaction, while the President watches them talk about the tweet he just did.

This is farkin nuts.  It should be a scene in the movie.  Cameron Diaz can play Conway.
 
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