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(Daily Express)   This year's trending Halloween costumes in the UK give you a choice between bad hair and worse hair (possible nsfw content on page)   ( express.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, Donald Trump, President Donald Trump, George W. Bush, incendiary war-of words, English-language films, fancy dress lovers, Bill Clinton, President of the United States  
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2017-09-27 01:28:35 PM  
"Trick or Torture!"
 
2017-09-27 01:59:19 PM  
...and frog.
 
2017-09-27 02:00:25 PM  

anustart: "Trick or Torture!"


I thought that, in his case was "Torture and Treat" would be the thing to say.
 
2017-09-27 02:02:27 PM  
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Seriously, next Friday the 13th ripoff/remix/reboot/reimaginging/whathaveyou, they ought to have Mikey wearing one of those. Or switch them up periodically.
 
2017-09-27 02:05:13 PM  
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/no treats for you, shiatstain
 
2017-09-27 02:08:24 PM  
God, there's going to be SO MANY shiatheels in Trump masks and MAGA hats.
 
2017-09-27 02:09:44 PM  
They look like they came from the same mold but have slightly different coloring (colouring for your UK folk) applied. That actually explains a lot.


/They need to work on their orange tone though
 
2017-09-27 02:13:02 PM  
waiting for the "sexy" versions.
 
2017-09-27 02:13:35 PM  
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2017-09-27 02:19:03 PM  
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2017-09-27 02:19:24 PM  
Well, that explains this at least... Poundland must be selling costume accessories.
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2017-09-27 02:20:27 PM  

Salmon: waiting for the "sexy" versions.


It would be like how liquid nitrogen burns you because it's so cold.
 
2017-09-27 02:23:44 PM  
Oblig.

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2017-09-27 02:24:17 PM  
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If there's a war with NK, we should issue this mask to every soldier on our side.  No one on our side would get shot.
 
2017-09-27 02:31:34 PM  
They had years of Boris Johnson hair, so this is nothing.
 
2017-09-27 02:32:29 PM  

ChipNASA: Oblig.

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The luchador one is fantastic.
 
2017-09-27 02:51:27 PM  

Salmon: waiting for the "sexy" versions.


Combine it with a two-sizes-too-small dress and go as Sexy Kim Jong Kardashian
 
2017-09-27 02:55:30 PM  
I know a lot of people that love Trump. You can guess what mask I'm buying.
 
2017-09-27 03:02:46 PM  

stuffy: I know a lot of people that love Trump. You can guess what mask I'm buying.


But...her candy emails!
 
2017-09-27 03:27:55 PM  

Billy Liar: Salmon: waiting for the "sexy" versions.

Combine it with a two-sizes-too-small dress and go as Sexy Kim Jong Kardashian


...wouldn't that be Kim Jong-Kardashi-Un?
 
2017-09-27 03:58:59 PM  
Kim Jong un - Donald Trump - Vladimir Putin (Dance Uptown Funk)
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2017-09-27 04:30:34 PM  

Skail: Billy Liar: Salmon: waiting for the "sexy" versions.

Combine it with a two-sizes-too-small dress and go as Sexy Kim Jong Kardashian

...wouldn't that be Kim Jong-Kardashi-Un?


Well done.  You have grasped the pebbles from my hand.
 
2017-09-27 05:39:42 PM  
oh, so a bunch of white guys wearing Kim Jong-un masks faking a Korean accent that will sound like every other stereotypical attempt at an Asian accent.....

/That's not going to be awkward
//That's not going to be awkward racist as hell
///smh
 
2017-09-27 06:02:20 PM  

Imp___12: oh, so a bunch of white guys wearing Kim Jong-un masks faking a Korean accent that will sound like every other stereotypical attempt at an Asian accent.....

/That's not going to be awkward
//That's not going to be awkward racist as hell
///smh


You sound fat.  And ronery.
 
2017-09-27 09:31:13 PM  
I'm just stapling a Tribble to my head.
 
2017-09-28 12:16:42 AM  
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2017-09-28 02:02:45 AM  
Sexy Louis CK not still in?

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2017-09-28 08:00:56 PM  
Being bald, I pretty much have the opposite hairstyle.
 
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