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(The Hill)   Well, that would explain the high-pitched voice. According to voter registration records for the State of New York, Ivanka Trump has already attended at least one same-sex wedding: her own   ( thehill.com) divider line
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DGS [TotalFark]
2017-09-27 11:18:17 AM  
NTTAWWT
 
2017-09-27 11:18:22 AM  
So... do they both grab eachother by the pussy in a Trump lesbian wedding?  I'm not sure how this works in this family.
 
2017-09-27 11:18:29 AM  
What a bag of dipshiats. I'm gonna slap Kushner in the face with my balls.
 
2017-09-27 11:18:31 AM  
Puts that Trump dossier in a whole new light.
 
2017-09-27 11:18:42 AM  
THE FINEST PEOPLE
 
2017-09-27 11:19:16 AM  
Someone get Kris Kobach on the line!
 
2017-09-27 11:19:39 AM  
On behalf of my gender, you guys can have him.
 
2017-09-27 11:19:50 AM  
Does he wear a Hijab or Burqa when he attends peace-talks in the middle east?
 
2017-09-27 11:19:54 AM  
These Trumps sure seem to be incapable of completing the most basic paperwork correctly.
 
2017-09-27 11:19:57 AM  
For someone who expresses such disdain for government that he doesn't even think he needs to fill out a marriage license correctly to also be in such a position of power in government......it ain't great.
 
2017-09-27 11:21:19 AM  
Is there anything they haven't farked up?
 
2017-09-27 11:21:24 AM  
"Unknown" is probably closer to correct.
 
2017-09-27 11:21:27 AM  
I read ivanka trump and sex and got all giddy, that's not what we're talking about at all!!
 
2017-09-27 11:21:54 AM  
Clerical mistake, nothing to see here. I've seen the original document, and in the section for "SEX" he wrote "EEEEWWWWWWW". The computer scanned it, read the first E as an F and went with it.
 
2017-09-27 11:21:56 AM  

Archidude: Someone get Kris Kobach on the line!


I'll get him on the potatophone right away.
 
2017-09-27 11:22:37 AM  
Some care to explain why one of my remains darks to give should be spent on this?
 
2017-09-27 11:23:33 AM  

DeaH: On behalf of my gender, you guys can have him.


www.thecomedynetwork.ca
 
2017-09-27 11:24:37 AM  
Oh Jared, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you'd be
but my life my love my lady
Is covfefe
 
2017-09-27 11:24:44 AM  
I, for one, am not going to snicker about a young man who was unsure of his sexuality in younger days.
 
2017-09-27 11:25:02 AM  
Alex Jones has been shouting, for no logical reason, that Michelle Obama is secretly a man who packs a big horse-cock--can you imagine if there was something like this out there about Obama's family? Of course he will say nothing about this (nor should he, though it wouldn't stop him it it were Obama), because Trump.
 
2017-09-27 11:25:04 AM  

natural316: I read ivanka trump and sex and got all giddy, that's not what we're talking about at all!!


Found Donald Trump's login.
 
2017-09-27 11:25:25 AM  
Come to think of it, it looks as though she doesn't have an Adam's apple.  I surprised that I missed that given that I nailed "Crying Game" in an instant.  No wonder all of Ivanka's children have an orange tint to them.
 
2017-09-27 11:25:35 AM  
Explains why everyone thinks he has no balls
 
2017-09-27 11:25:36 AM  

Armchair_Invective: Does he wear a Hijab or Burqa when he attends peace-talks in the middle east?


He wears body-armor, over his suit.

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-27 11:26:03 AM  
If he were a democrat, he'd be immediately purged from the voter rolls and have to go wait in line for four hours at the voter registration office that's only open on Wednesday evenings from 4:45-5:30.
 
2017-09-27 11:26:11 AM  

jpo2269: Some care to explain why one of my remains darks to give should be spent on this?


About these remains you apparently have laying around...
 
2017-09-27 11:29:28 AM  
He didn't fill out the form, he gave it to a flunky on her last day.  He just signed it without checking it.  Competence is for losers.
 
2017-09-27 11:30:58 AM  

natural316: I read ivanka trump and sex and got all giddy, that's not what we're talking about at all!!


Go back to Twitter, Donald.
 
2017-09-27 11:31:03 AM  

jpo2269: Some care to explain why one of my remains darks to give should be spent on this?


A couple of ways
Do you want someone who can't even fill out a voting form in charge of anything in the White House?

How about the Party who is all about kicking people off the voting rolls having a member if their WH staff being an idiot. Sure Jared is White and no questions asked but the Republicans would kick out a Black dude who showed up to vote with that registration AND PUT HIM ON FOX AS PROOF of voter fraud.

But it's cool ignore the small stuff because you're sure any day the big stuff is going to bring down Trump
  Any
       Day
 
2017-09-27 11:31:13 AM  
So, we can charge him with voter fraud, right?

Like our glorious GOPers insist on...
 
2017-09-27 11:31:33 AM  
Ivanka & Jared: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
Youtube wD8AwgO0AQI
 
2017-09-27 11:31:38 AM  

bthom37: natural316: I read ivanka trump and sex and got all giddy, that's not what we're talking about at all!!

Found Donald Trump's login.


*Shakes tiny fist*
 
2017-09-27 11:32:26 AM  
Maybe he is really a gender-less Reptilian in a Jared skin-suit.
 
2017-09-27 11:32:54 AM  

give me doughnuts: Armchair_Invective: Does he wear a Hijab or Burqa when he attends peace-talks in the middle east?

He wears body-armor, over his suit.

[img.fark.net image 625x415]


See how he doesn't have a tie on? That's his casual body armor. He was probably going to the marina later that day.
 
2017-09-27 11:33:29 AM  

Aquapope: He didn't fill out the form, he gave it to a flunky on her last day.  He just signed it without checking it.  Competence is for losers.


Or if he absolutely had to fill it out himself, his lack of interest and practice made him more likely to screw it up.

And while normal people would suffer rather severe inconveniences for such mistakes, his money can buy out any problems caused.
 
2017-09-27 11:33:29 AM  
The Author's making the assumption that is was incorrectly filled out.
 
2017-09-27 11:33:37 AM  
I thought he sounded like Gilbert Gottfried.
 
2017-09-27 11:33:42 AM  

natural316: I read ivanka trump and sex and got all giddy, that's not what we're talking about at all!!


Go watch the Paris Hilton vid.  I guarantee that's the amount of enthusiasm Ivanka puts into anything.
 
2017-09-27 11:33:50 AM  
In the Trump family tradition, it's just so Kush can sneak into dressing rooms for some leering at half dressed teens..
 
2017-09-27 11:34:27 AM  
"Prior to 2009, his New Jersey voter registration noted his gender as "unknown.""

And this is the guy who supposed to bring us peace in the Mideast.
 
2017-09-27 11:34:32 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-27 11:34:53 AM  
tiny hands on him too?
 
2017-09-27 11:35:16 AM  
If Ivanka is still known as Ivanka Trump for the branding are her kids going to be Trumps as well?

Even if Trump gets impeached the deplorable still love him.
It would be great if 30 years from now the Republicans are running against a Trump in 30 different primaries.
 
2017-09-27 11:35:17 AM  
Jared is a total stud and is overly qualified to tackle every single issue of state handled to him.
/pardon me while I barf a pimento cheese sandwhich
 
2017-09-27 11:36:31 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: bthom37: natural316: I read ivanka trump and sex and got all giddy, that's not what we're talking about at all!!

Found Donald Trump's login.

*Shakes tiny fist*


I have a yuge penis, believe me, I know all about penises, mine is very bigly.  It's the greatest penis, it's tremendous, nobody know more about the penis than me
 
2017-09-27 11:38:04 AM  

natural316: I read ivanka trump and sex and got all giddy, that's not what we're talking about at all!!


img.fark.net
img.fark.net

/to each his own
 
2017-09-27 11:38:18 AM  

natural316: Farking Clown Shoes: bthom37: natural316: I read ivanka trump and sex and got all giddy, that's not what we're talking about at all!!

Found Donald Trump's login.

*Shakes tiny fist*

I have a yuge penis, believe me, I know all about penises, mine is very bigly.  It's the greatest penis, it's tremendous, nobody know more about the penis than me


It only looks huge next to his cocktail sausage-sized fingers.
 
2017-09-27 11:38:26 AM  

LL316: natural316: I read ivanka trump and sex and got all giddy, that's not what we're talking about at all!!

Go watch the Paris Hilton vid.  I guarantee that's the amount of enthusiasm Ivanka puts into anything.


Yeah I can see that
 
2017-09-27 11:38:47 AM  

Streetwise Hercules: Oh Jared, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you'd be
but my life my love my lady
Is covfefe


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-27 11:38:51 AM  

give me doughnuts: Armchair_Invective: Does he wear a Hijab or Burqa when he attends peace-talks in the middle east?

He wears body-armor, over his suit.

[img.fark.net image 625x415]


Jared is wistful for his whalebone corset.
 
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