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(Hartford Courant)   Beer + Beer + Pot + Machete + Driving in the wrong lane = $10,000 bail and an appearance on Fark for your dumbass t-shirt   ( courant.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Road, tee Nathan Corey, drug paraphernalia, Traffic, Vehicle, Driving under the influence, Truck, Automobile  
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2017-09-26 11:53:28 PM  
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Shenanigans!
 
2017-09-27 12:40:59 AM  
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/ that's a hard 38
 
2017-09-27 12:44:45 AM  

rcain: [img.fark.net image 850x478]/ that's a hard 38


The upsnout angle is not forgiving.
 
2017-09-27 01:14:05 AM  
Ha. You know he's been crying.
 
2017-09-27 03:32:34 AM  
a 12-inch machete

I question their definition of "machete".
 
2017-09-27 04:32:56 AM  
I'm looking in my extensive CD collection for a country-western song that fits the description.
 
2017-09-27 04:34:36 AM  
Guess he likes beer.
 
2017-09-27 04:46:39 AM  

rcain: [img.fark.net image 850x478]/ that's a hard 38

Canned Heat: Amphetamine Annie
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Amphetamine Andy but it applies.....also great song
 
2017-09-27 04:50:49 AM  
I guess he likes beer.
 
2017-09-27 04:54:38 AM  

rcain: [img.fark.net image 850x478]/ that's a hard 38


uber harsh
 
2017-09-27 05:12:52 AM  
Why is a machete illegal, if a gun isn't?
 
2017-09-27 05:22:33 AM  
Damn! He's only 38? What happened to him?
 
2017-09-27 05:24:38 AM  

Lady J: Why is a machete illegal, if a gun isn't?


Because there's no National Machete Association.
 
2017-09-27 05:25:16 AM  

Begoggle: Lady J: Why is a machete illegal, if a gun isn't?

Because there's no National Machete Association.


http://www.theonion.com/article/national-machete-association-speaks-o​u​t-against-ma-157
 
2017-09-27 05:30:53 AM  
Is that what's known as a snub-nosed 38?

/here all week
//try the veal
///tip your waitress
 
2017-09-27 06:20:18 AM  
" a 12-inch machete".......wait, WHAT ? This guy's been hanging around with banana plantation Smurfs !??!
 
2017-09-27 06:22:39 AM  
Subby, you said beer twice.
 
2017-09-27 07:15:24 AM  
I wonder what his Dark handle is?
 
2017-09-27 08:15:25 AM  

ChubbyTiger: Subby, you said beer twice.


And you failed to even look at the picture?
 
2017-09-27 08:17:55 AM  
Beer + pot + saurkraut + kielbasa = Shenanigowskis
 
2017-09-27 08:40:39 AM  
Hey, you can't accuse him of false advertising...
 
2017-09-27 09:03:27 AM  
Under the shirt he has a "No ragrets" tattoo.
 
2017-09-27 09:53:20 AM  
I drive with machete in my SUV.

Found the machete in my dad's garage after he passed and tossed it in a storage compartment in the back.  At least I think it's still there, lol.  And thinking about it, I really need to use it for a couple hours to attack some spots in my back yard.
 
2017-09-27 10:02:40 AM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
OOF
2017-09-27 10:08:01 AM  

WittyWeasel: " a 12-inch machete".......wait, WHAT ? This guy's been hanging around with banana plantation Smurfs !??!


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2017-09-27 10:20:35 AM  
Beer + Beer + Burritos = Shartnanigans
 
2017-09-27 01:15:57 PM  
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2017-09-27 07:02:16 PM  

Prince George: ChubbyTiger: Subby, you said beer twice.

And you failed to even look at the picture?


Do you even Blazing Saddles, bro?
 
2017-09-27 07:11:39 PM  
Beer + Beer + Bourbon + Agressive fark posing = Farkbanagains
 
2017-09-28 08:52:04 AM  

ChubbyTiger: Prince George: ChubbyTiger: Subby, you said beer twice.

And you failed to even look at the picture?

Do you even Blazing Saddles, bro?


Ah, sorry. That's an angle I didn't see.
 
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