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(The Hill)   After one week, Scoop Jr's Secret Service detail is back on the job. Nothing suspicious about that. No sir   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-09-26 09:34:47 PM  
"Privacy concerns" = "can't burn evidence with them watching."
 
2017-09-26 10:10:29 PM  
Man, I hope the IC was so far up his ass during that week that he couldn't shiat without a guy in a snorkel under him.
 
2017-09-26 10:21:56 PM  
This was one of the strangest stories that got very little attention. I have a feeling when we find out why it will be worse than we thought.
 
2017-09-27 12:40:53 AM  
Very weird.  It's like Twin Peaks weird.
 
2017-09-27 12:56:35 AM  
Hopefully, the Secret Spies were on duty, and recorded everything for Mueller.
 
2017-09-27 12:56:41 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Very weird.  It's like Twin Peaks weird.


Hey, somebody has to paint all those shovels.  The secret service was just slowing him down.
 
2017-09-27 12:57:28 AM  

FormlessOne: "Privacy concerns" = "can't burn evidence with them watching."


He just needed some "me" time.
 
2017-09-27 12:58:08 AM  
Reminds me of that part in House of Cards when Frank made sure to murder someone BEFORE his secret service protection kicked in.
 
2017-09-27 01:02:20 AM  
It feels like when the black cat appears twice in The Matrix, like a glitch in the system.
 
2017-09-27 01:02:38 AM  

quizzical: Reminds me of that part in House of Cards when Frank made sure to murder someone BEFORE his secret service protection kicked in.


Yeah, except this would be like if he very publicly gave up protection, went off the air for a week, then accepted protection back with equal fanfare and no explanation. What are we supposed to think, Trumpie Puff Jr was planning a surprise party for some agent and didn't want them to know? Maybe he had a really embarrassing medical condition, or he had a dream his security detail was protecting another client on the side.
 
2017-09-27 01:05:04 AM  
I'm sure it hadn't nothing to do with under-the-radar communications with the Russians.

He was probably just harvesting the tears of children.

Or had nightly gloryholecrawls in different cities around the world.
 
2017-09-27 01:05:32 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Very weird.  It's like Twin Peaks weird.


But was it Eraserhead weird?
 
2017-09-27 01:06:55 AM  

The Lizard People: quizzical: Reminds me of that part in House of Cards when Frank made sure to murder someone BEFORE his secret service protection kicked in.

Yeah, except this would be like if he very publicly gave up protection, went off the air for a week, then accepted protection back with equal fanfare and no explanation. What are we supposed to think, Trumpie Puff Jr was planning a surprise party for some agent and didn't want them to know? Maybe he had a really embarrassing medical condition, or he had a dream his security detail was protecting another client on the side.


"So, Vladimir... Yeah, they're not here. I told them to piss off for a while. Let's talk about that asylum in Russia..."
 
2017-09-27 01:07:09 AM  

Kevin72: Marcus Aurelius: Very weird.  It's like Twin Peaks weird.

But was it Eraserhead weird?


[deformed baby screams at you as record skips]
 
2017-09-27 01:07:35 AM  
Guess he sowed his wild oats, negotiated a non-extradition clause in their Russian citizenship for when they bail... Oh yea, and destroyed a boatload of paperwork/hard drives.
 
2017-09-27 01:09:56 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: This was one of the strangest stories that got very little attention. I have a feeling when we find out why it will be worse than we thought.


You must have a seriously screwed up imagination. I'm trying to picture how it could realistically be worse than him being a willing go-between for the FSB and Trump and drawing a blank.
 
2017-09-27 01:10:43 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Very weird.  It's like Twin Peaks weird.


Does that mean we're going to find a good Donnie living in Las Vegas under an alias?
 
2017-09-27 01:17:39 AM  
In Pod People movies, normally you should be suspicious of anybody who disappears for a certain period of time.
 
2017-09-27 01:25:47 AM  

erik-k: Markoff_Cheney: This was one of the strangest stories that got very little attention. I have a feeling when we find out why it will be worse than we thought.

You must have a seriously screwed up imagination. I'm trying to picture how it could realistically be worse than him being a willing go-between for the FSB and Trump and drawing a blank.


Remember who we are dealing with. I can't imagine it yet either.
 
2017-09-27 01:50:26 AM  
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He just needed some time out in the ol' backwoods, to rock his plaid shirt and think about treason and stuff.
 
2017-09-27 01:51:13 AM  
LOL - just now noticed that the image I picked has bigfoot in the background...
 
2017-09-27 01:52:23 AM  
I remember that time I paid off my babysitter to go away for 2 hours, I did absolutely nothing wrong while she was gone.  Just watched some TV and stuff.
 
2017-09-27 01:53:24 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: LOL - just now noticed that the image I picked has bigfoot in the background...


I missed him initially too, a drunken hearty guffaw was had after you pointed it out.
 
2017-09-27 02:22:48 AM  

FormlessOne: "Privacy concerns" = "can't burn evidence with them watching."


Or flee the country.
 
2017-09-27 02:24:01 AM  
Sounds like none of you Farkers have ever been week-long-constipated before. Can't a traitor get some privacy to work shiat out?
Sheesh.
 
2017-09-27 02:26:40 AM  
Had to go visit the Motherland, eh??
 
2017-09-27 02:36:07 AM  
My first guess was that after all the heat, D2SJR just needed a week of hookers and blow. Secret Service would only cramp his style...
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2017-09-27 02:37:26 AM  

Kevin72: Marcus Aurelius: Very weird.  It's like Twin Peaks weird.

But was it Eraserhead weird?


It always was.

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2017-09-27 03:24:13 AM  
I'm guessing he finished discussions with his "bankers".
 
2017-09-27 03:36:56 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Very weird.  It's like Twin Peaks weird.


This is the water and this is the well...
 
2017-09-27 03:38:08 AM  
As subtle, stealthy and low-key as a ticker tape parade down Broadway.
 
2017-09-27 03:41:17 AM  

Splenda: My first guess was that after all the heat, D2SJR just needed a week of hookers and blow. Secret Service would only cramp his style... [img.fark.net image 650x470]


Have you read anything about the Secret Service in the last few years.  A week of hookers and blow is a slow month for them.
 
2017-09-27 03:41:58 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net image 850x443]
He just needed some time out in the ol' backwoods, to rock his plaid shirt and think about treason and stuff.


Looking that picture I realize that I am in better shape than Half Scoop. Which is sad because I wear XL shirts and 38 pants.

/Look way better naked too
//Probably
 
2017-09-27 03:48:29 AM  

haknudsen: Splenda: My first guess was that after all the heat, D2SJR just needed a week of hookers and blow. Secret Service would only cramp his style... [img.fark.net image 650x470]

Have you read anything about the Secret Service in the last few years.  A week of hookers and blow is a slow month for them.


No, not really. It was only my first guess. Other reasons have a higher probability of being true.

Can't help but look at the guy and think, man, this guy has seriously gone through a lot of hookers and blow. A knee-jerk reaction.
 
2017-09-27 04:00:25 AM  

FormlessOne: "Privacy concerns" = "can't burn evidence with them watching."


Oleg Deripaska was observed making a low profile entrance into the country at the same time.

Uncanny, isn't it?
 
2017-09-27 04:05:35 AM  
And let's not forget that Kellyanne of Cambridge Analytica also dumped her detail.

These people have so few that they trust now that original parties to the conspiracy have to do their own dirty work.  My guess is that half-scoop was a decoy while Kellyanne did the dirty work.
 
2017-09-27 05:20:36 AM  
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"Did I leave the wood chipper on?"
 
2017-09-27 05:36:00 AM  
This is one of those times when watching reruns of Green Acres is no help whatsoever.  Other than gloves can make the hands look bigger.  Same principle as a padded bra I suppose.

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2017-09-27 06:04:24 AM  
He was just trying to save the country some money you ungrateful liberal bastages!
 
2017-09-27 06:23:46 AM  

quizzical: Reminds me of that part in House of Cards when Frank made sure to murder someone BEFORE his secret service protection kicked in.


Hey! Spoiler warning!
 
2017-09-27 07:14:52 AM  

FormlessOne: "Privacy concerns" = "can't burn evidence with them watching."


I'm changing my vote from "funny" to "smart"
 
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2017-09-27 07:30:56 AM  

FormlessOne: "Privacy concerns" = "can't burn evidence with them watching."


He could, though.  The last thing any of them are going to do is talk about the people they're protecting.
 
2017-09-27 07:47:41 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: This was one of the strangest stories that got very little attention. I have a feeling when we find out why it will be worse than we thought.


He had to go pick up the underage sex workers from his Dad's buddy's private Caribbean island. They had been displaced by the hurricanes.
 
2017-09-27 07:50:03 AM  
He just had a lot of rushin' around to do this week and didn't have time for the Secret Service to be slowing him down.
 
2017-09-27 07:56:22 AM  

maram500: Farking Clown Shoes: [d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net image 850x443]
He just needed some time out in the ol' backwoods, to rock his plaid shirt and think about treason and stuff.

Looking that picture I realize that I am in better shape than Half Scoop. Which is sad because I wear XL shirts and 38 pants.

/Look way better naked too
//Probably


Not to dig dirt on the people who can't avoid looking unfortunate, but Donald Jr and Eric have this kind of inbred look about them, especially in the face. Which is kind of amazing because I would typically imagine that a political family like the Kennedys would have more intermarried families in their recent ancestry than the Trumps.
 
2017-09-27 08:16:02 AM  

Kevin72: Marcus Aurelius: Very weird.  It's like Twin Peaks weird.

But was it Eraserhead weird?


Almost Gummo level.

/I know, not Lynch.
 
2017-09-27 08:24:06 AM  

erik-k: Markoff_Cheney: This was one of the strangest stories that got very little attention. I have a feeling when we find out why it will be worse than we thought.

You must have a seriously screwed up imagination. I'm trying to picture how it could realistically be worse than him being a willing go-between for the FSB and Trump and drawing a blank.


Maybe he needed privacy to provide a list of names to the Russians of people who need to be "settled."

(I realize that sounds like the nuttery the right-wing always said about the Clintons but the Clintons were not knowingly in bed with the FSB and the Russian mob).
 
2017-09-27 08:34:51 AM  
"People are scary, Daddy!"
 
2017-09-27 08:42:15 AM  

Aidan: maram500: Farking Clown Shoes: [d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net image 850x443]
He just needed some time out in the ol' backwoods, to rock his plaid shirt and think about treason and stuff.

Looking that picture I realize that I am in better shape than Half Scoop. Which is sad because I wear XL shirts and 38 pants.

/Look way better naked too
//Probably

Not to dig dirt on the people who can't avoid looking unfortunate, but Donald Jr and Eric have this kind of inbred look about them, especially in the face. Which is kind of amazing because I would typically imagine that a political family like the Kennedys would have more intermarried families in their recent ancestry than the Trumps.


On the topic of looks - what both Eric and Donald Jr surely *could* do pretty easily is find better hair stylists. They're both trying to rock the Gordon Gekko style, but it really doesn't suit them.
 
2017-09-27 10:40:11 AM  

Sin'sHero: Hopefully, the Secret Spies were on duty, and recorded everything for Mueller.


I'm sure that the Secret Service waved to the FBI as they clocked out...

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