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(Talking Points Memo)   Roger Stone says he answered all but one of the House's questions. Of course, he lied in every single answer but his name, but at least he answered them   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Stone, Question, confidante Roger Stone, House Intel, House Intelligence Committee, founder Julian Assange, Hillary Rodham Clinton, special counsel  
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2017-09-26 06:39:10 PM  
My first thought was, he lied in every word, 
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye 
Askance to watch the working of his lie 
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored 
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby. 

What else should he be set for, with his staff? 
What, save to waylay with his lies, ensnare 
All travellers who might find him posted there, 
And ask the road? I guessed what skull-like laugh 
Would break, what crutch 'gin write my epitaph 
For pastime in the dusty thoroughfare, 

If at his counsel I should turn aside 
Into that ominous tract which, all agree, 
Hides the Dark Tower. Yet acquiescingly 
I did turn as he pointed: neither pride 
Nor hope rekindling at the end descried, 
So much as gladness that some end might be.
 
2017-09-26 06:49:07 PM  
i'm toying with getting a stone-referencing tattoo on my back of trump blowing putin, putin looking to camera with a turd on his nose, while turd-flinging monkey looks on from the the side
 
2017-09-26 06:52:45 PM  

21-7-b: i'm toying with getting a stone-referencing tattoo on my back of trump blowing putin, putin looking to camera with a turd on his nose, while turd-flinging monkey looks on from the the side


You have a Trump Stamp?
 
2017-09-26 07:08:16 PM  

RJReves: 21-7-b: i'm toying with getting a stone-referencing tattoo on my back of trump blowing putin, putin looking to camera with a turd on his nose, while turd-flinging monkey looks on from the the side

You have a Trump Stamp?


well, yes, but

i'm thinking if he was made a bit less orange it could be quite tasteful
 
2017-09-26 07:21:42 PM  

RJReves: 21-7-b: i'm toying with getting a stone-referencing tattoo on my back of trump blowing putin, putin looking to camera with a turd on his nose, while turd-flinging monkey looks on from the the side

You have a Trump Stamp?


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Good lord, the Internet has everything...
 
2017-09-26 07:25:11 PM  

wejash: RJReves: 21-7-b: i'm toying with getting a stone-referencing tattoo on my back of trump blowing putin, putin looking to camera with a turd on his nose, while turd-flinging monkey looks on from the the side

You have a Trump Stamp?

[teamjimmyjoe.com image 620x290]

Good lord, the Internet has everything...


Damn near everything. The last fail to find image I recall was when I gis for "drowned keebler elf"
 
2017-09-26 07:29:39 PM  

RJReves: wejash: RJReves: 21-7-b: i'm toying with getting a stone-referencing tattoo on my back of trump blowing putin, putin looking to camera with a turd on his nose, while turd-flinging monkey looks on from the the side

You have a Trump Stamp?

[teamjimmyjoe.com image 620x290]

Good lord, the Internet has everything...

Damn near everything. The last fail to find image I recall was when I gis for "drowned keebler elf"


There a disturbing number of hits if you simply search "Trump Tattoo."  Even if I liked the guy, it's just weird to get tats of any living politician, isn't it?
 
2017-09-26 07:30:57 PM  

wejash: RJReves: wejash: RJReves: 21-7-b: i'm toying with getting a stone-referencing tattoo on my back of trump blowing putin, putin looking to camera with a turd on his nose, while turd-flinging monkey looks on from the the side

You have a Trump Stamp?

[teamjimmyjoe.com image 620x290]

Good lord, the Internet has everything...

Damn near everything. The last fail to find image I recall was when I gis for "drowned keebler elf"

There a disturbing number of hits if you simply search "Trump Tattoo."  Even if I liked the guy, it's just weird to get tats of any living politician, isn't it?


In my opinion, yeah.
 
2017-09-26 07:38:10 PM  
 
2017-09-26 07:38:43 PM  
And we're sure he told the truth when it came to his name, how?
 
2017-09-26 10:12:42 PM  
The phrase "You don't look the way you think you look" with him.
 
2017-09-26 10:15:34 PM  
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2017-09-26 10:21:34 PM  

21-7-b: i'm toying with getting a stone-referencing tattoo on my back of trump blowing putin, putin looking to camera with a turd on his nose, while turd-flinging monkey looks on from the the side


And Calvin peeing on all of them
 
2017-09-26 10:22:02 PM  
Am I a bad person if I know I would giggle uncontrollably if I heard in the news that Roger Stone had been gang-raped in prison?
 
2017-09-26 10:23:43 PM  
Roger Stone is of the persuasion that black men cannot remain erect when looking Nixon in the eye.

He's wrong.
 
2017-09-26 10:25:12 PM  
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2017-09-26 10:32:12 PM  
Did anyone ask him why his head comes to a point?
 
2017-09-26 10:32:27 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Am I a bad person if I know I would giggle uncontrollably if I heard in the news that Roger Stone had been gang-raped in prison?


He's probably role-played it before.
 
2017-09-26 10:32:32 PM  
To be fair, if Roger Stone actually tells the truth, he will develop hives and require a steroid shot.
 
2017-09-26 10:36:39 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Am I a bad person if I know I would giggle uncontrollably if I heard in the news that Roger Stone had been gang-raped in prison?


easiest crowdfunded project ever
 
2017-09-26 10:39:59 PM  
Reminder that Roger Stone during the campaign was in contact with Guccifer 2.0 during the campaign asking them what they can do to help and exchanging private messages. He called the hacker/hacking group "Gruccifer" repeatedly (GRU = the Russian intelligence agency reportedly behind Fancy Bear/Cozy Bear). He has conceded that it is possible that Guccifer 2.0 is a Russian organization but even if they are it is "meaningless".

Despite all that his written statement to Congress is "look, even liberal The Nation says that Russia did not get involved in the election or have anything to do with hacking; I am free and clear."
 
2017-09-26 10:42:34 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: [img.fark.net image 568x824]


my dude


He is a fancy lad, isn't he?
 
2017-09-26 10:45:56 PM  
Roger Stone strikes me as a sort of evil Hunter S. Thompson.  I wonder what went wrong in his formative years.
 
2017-09-26 10:47:23 PM  
Wow, you guys are hardcore.
 
2017-09-26 10:47:46 PM  

Rhymes With Silver: Dusk-You-n-Me: [img.fark.net image 568x824]


my dude

He is a fancy lad, isn't he?


Would you like to buy a monkey?

Fancy Lad
Youtube 3X8istCTeQE
 
2017-09-26 10:51:36 PM  

karmaceutical: Roger Stone strikes me as a sort of evil Hunter S. Thompson.  I wonder what went wrong in his formative years.


Judging by some if the things he has had the Republicans focus on, it seems to have involved a chicken, some lube, and so many feathers.
 
2017-09-26 10:51:37 PM  
Roger? Do yourself a favor...

LEAVE OUT MILK AND COOKIES FOR THE FEDERAL AGENTS WHO WILL BE WAKING YOU UP AT 4AM TOMORROW MORNING.

Seriously, you'll want them in a Good Mood.

Chocolate chip is probably best.
 
2017-09-26 10:51:50 PM  
Outside of Roy Cohn, there's no one whose been on the sidelines of politics over the last 50+ yrs I found more disgusting that Roger Stone.  The fact that both of them played a prominent role in shaping Trump's world view is disturbing on many levels.

The guy is just pure scum.
 
2017-09-26 10:52:12 PM  
What's with the Harry Potter glasses?  And did anyone else notice on his bounces as he's talking?  I'm wondering if that's a tell -- bouncing whenever he lies.
 
2017-09-26 11:06:22 PM  

RJReves: 21-7-b: i'm toying with getting a stone-referencing tattoo on my back of trump blowing putin, putin looking to camera with a turd on his nose, while turd-flinging monkey looks on from the the side

You have a Trump Stamp?


And now he wants a good rogering?
 
2017-09-26 11:09:13 PM  

tbriggs: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Am I a bad person if I know I would giggle uncontrollably if I heard in the news that Roger Stone had been gang-raped in prison?

He's probably role-played it before.


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2008 Sauce: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/06/02/the-dirty-trickster

2011 edition with double irony score: http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/dailypolitics/roger-stone-anthony-we​i​ner-blog-entry-1.1685093

Consenting adults can do whatever gets their freak on, and I ain't judgin', but this it's pretty much public record. The sauce that gets the triple irony score for cuckoldry is left as an exercise for the reader.
 
2017-09-26 11:09:48 PM  

tbriggs: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Am I a bad person if I know I would giggle uncontrollably if I heard in the news that Roger Stone had been gang-raped in prison?

He's probably role-played it before.


Dare I say...

...Cuck?
 
2017-09-26 11:17:34 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Am I a bad person if I know I would giggle uncontrollably if I heard in the news that Roger Stone had been gang-raped in prison?


Yes, but you're hardly alone.
 
2017-09-26 11:18:13 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: [img.fark.net image 568x824]


my dude


Couple issues:

1. The lapels on that waistcoat are ridiculous. Like, "oh god is it 1974 again?" ridiculous.
2. Those sleeves aren't cut right. When your arms are at your side, the sleeves should be smooth, not rumpled.
3. Being gloves? With THAT suit? Yeah, he's not the sartorial god some people think he is.
 
2017-09-26 11:30:41 PM  
"In other words, bear false witness against the President. "

That's okay. He's been doing the same to everyone else for decades.
 
2017-09-26 11:38:39 PM  
FTA: Asked who had better tailors, Stone, who had previously boasted about his English tailored suit, said, "English tailoring is always better than Italian tailoring, at least for my body shape."

But remember, it's the elitist liberals who are so hopelessly out of touch with the common man.
 
2017-09-26 11:41:10 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: FTA: Asked who had better tailors, Stone, who had previously boasted about his English tailored suit, said, "English tailoring is always better than Italian tailoring, at least for my body shape."

But remember, it's the elitist liberals who are so hopelessly out of touch with the common man.


Motherfarker looks like the Babadook.
 
2017-09-26 11:57:18 PM  

Grungehamster: Reminder that Roger Stone during the campaign was in contact with Guccifer 2.0 during the campaign asking them what they can do to help and exchanging private messages. He called the hacker/hacking group "Gruccifer" repeatedly (GRU = the Russian intelligence agency reportedly behind Fancy Bear/Cozy Bear). He has conceded that it is possible that Guccifer 2.0 is a Russian organization but even if they are it is "meaningless".

Despite all that his written statement to Congress is "look, even liberal The Nation says that Russia did not get involved in the election or have anything to do with hacking; I am free and clear."


Got any links?
 
2017-09-27 12:27:37 AM  
"I think what's happening here is that the special counsel will try to manufacture a crime and then say, 'Look, Manafort, we won't prosecute you for this if you simply admit you were colluding with the Russians and that Donald Trump knew everything.'" Stone said. "In other words, bear false witness against the President. "

Attempt at innoculation from Manafort testimony, Plan 1-A
 
2017-09-27 12:30:00 AM  

kokomo61: Rhymes With Silver: Dusk-You-n-Me: [img.fark.net image 568x824]


my dude

He is a fancy lad, isn't he?

Would you like to buy a monkey?

[YouTube video]


These pipes are clean!
 
2017-09-27 12:39:53 AM  

Christian Bale: "I think what's happening here is that the special counsel will try to manufacture a crime and then say, 'Look, Manafort, we won't prosecute you for this if you simply admit you were colluding with the Russians and that Donald Trump knew everything.'" Stone said. "In other words, bear false witness against the President. "

Attempt at innoculation from Manafort testimony, Plan 1-A


Just trying to keep the Dems honest, which is nearly impossible to do.
 
2017-09-27 12:46:38 AM  
 
2017-09-27 12:54:01 AM  

colon_pow: Grungehamster: Reminder that Roger Stone during the campaign was in contact with Guccifer 2.0 during the campaign asking them what they can do to help and exchanging private messages. He called the hacker/hacking group "Gruccifer" repeatedly (GRU = the Russian intelligence agency reportedly behind Fancy Bear/Cozy Bear). He has conceded that it is possible that Guccifer 2.0 is a Russian organization but even if they are it is "meaningless".

Despite all that his written statement to Congress is "look, even liberal The Nation says that Russia did not get involved in the election or have anything to do with hacking; I am free and clear."

Got any links?


Here.
 
2017-09-27 01:15:25 AM  
He also said that the FBI raid on Manafort's home was "outrageous" and that the agents "not only took away two folders of documents, all of which they already had, but they photographed all of his custom Italian suits in his closet."

Oh, the HORROR!!!! Once you photograph an Italian suit, it begins to decay. Most people don't know that. Did you know that? Most people don't.
 
2017-09-27 01:24:21 AM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Am I a bad person if I know I would giggle uncontrollably if I heard in the news that Roger Stone had been gang-raped in prison?


Roger Stone would probably giggle uncontrollably while it was happening. He's a full-body-shaving tanning bed creep of the highest order.
 
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