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(CNN)   Bannon and Farage say that Moore winning the Senate race will save Trump. Gee, with two ringing endorsements like that, what could possibly go wrong?   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2017-09-26 02:41:19 AM  
I don't understand why 45 is involved in this primary fight at all.
 
2017-09-26 02:50:17 AM  

fusillade762: I don't understand why 45 is involved in this primary fight at all.


Because it's attracting attention. Where there's attention, there's Dolt 45.

I'm guessing Bannon and Farage figure that Moore is so outlandish, he'll make Donnie look like a paragon of propriety in comparison.
 
2017-09-26 05:58:45 AM  
The guy he didn't endorse will save him?

The days of not taking Bannon and Farage are certainly coming to a middle.
 
2017-09-26 06:01:32 AM  
img.fark.netHere's the only thing Farage is useful for.
 
2017-09-26 06:04:22 AM  
As a farker has already said... he'll likely win handily : /
 
2017-09-26 06:06:54 AM  

Zenith: [img.fark.net image 720x960]Here's the only thing Farage is useful for.


Little sleep, no cofveve yet, and that made me giggle like a fool.

Bless Fark, that's how to start what will be an otherwise crappy day. Thanks.
 
2017-09-26 06:10:18 AM  
What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

img.fark.net

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew
 
2017-09-26 06:11:23 AM  

Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew


I thought 'brandishing' was illegal...
 
2017-09-26 06:14:02 AM  

Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew


He should have kept it in his pants.
 
2017-09-26 06:17:45 AM  

Lady J: Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew

I thought 'brandishing' was illegal...


If it doesn't go against the Ten Commandments, Roy Moore is unlikely to care.
 
2017-09-26 06:18:43 AM  

Thor's Mighty Wrench: Lady J: Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew

I thought 'brandishing' was illegal...

If it doesn't go against the Ten Commandments, Roy Moore is unlikely to care.


I hope he shoots his dick off.

/kidding... I'm sure he's not a good enough shot
 
2017-09-26 06:18:47 AM  
Because Moore will sign on to their plan of literally executing their political appointments
 
2017-09-26 06:22:58 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: fusillade762: I don't understand why 45 is involved in this primary fight at all.

Because it's attracting attention. Where there's attention, there's Dolt 45.

I'm guessing Bannon and Farage figure that Moore is so outlandish, he'll make Donnie look like a paragon of propriety in comparison.

Dolt 45


Make love to me.

/Hilarious
 
2017-09-26 06:23:30 AM  

Thor's Mighty Wrench: Lady J: Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew

I thought 'brandishing' was illegal...

If it doesn't go against the Ten Commandments, Roy Moore is unlikely to care.


He bears false witness all the time, so..
 
2017-09-26 06:23:50 AM  

Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew


American politics, ladies and gentlemen. This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2017-09-26 06:25:23 AM  
""We did not come here to defy Donald Trump. We came here to praise and honor him," Bannon said. "

Peace! Let us hear what Antony Bannon can say!
 
2017-09-26 06:29:30 AM  
Moore, Bannon and Farage is like a Voltron of wrongness.
 
2017-09-26 06:30:36 AM  
All they're doing is replacing one racist bigot with another. Nothing really changes.
 
2017-09-26 06:31:04 AM  
I suppose it's conceivably possible that it might help Trump in the sense that Moore is likely to be enough of a dumpster fire that it might distract some from Trump's continuing raging dumpster fire, but really...if there were any chance Moore was distracting people from looking at Trump then Trump would take that as a personal challenge and turn the derp up to 11.

Trump is a narcissist and attention whore. Everything MUST be about him. LOOK AT ME!!!

/Now if we could just get him to vanish after opening a mayo jar or something for us, we'd be good...
 
2017-09-26 06:31:06 AM  
there must be some sort of farage gene that stops people from thinking 'fark off you stupid coont'
 
2017-09-26 06:32:26 AM  

blackminded: Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew

American politics, ladies and gentlemen. This is why we can't have nice things.


Remember this?

img.fark.net

Michele Fiore's 2015 Christmas card ... : /
 
2017-09-26 06:37:40 AM  

Lady J: blackminded: Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew

American politics, ladies and gentlemen. This is why we can't have nice things.

Remember this?

[img.fark.net image 455x380]

Michele Fiore's 2015 Christmas card ... : /


I remember that.  They look ready to rob a bank.
 
2017-09-26 06:38:12 AM  

Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew


Wow, that thing is tiny.
 
2017-09-26 06:44:33 AM  

Brandyelf: Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew

Wow, that thing is tiny.


But enough about his penis

/penis
//peenis
///PEEEEEENIIIIIS
 
2017-09-26 06:44:54 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Moore, Bannon and Farage is like a Voltron of wrongness.


Trump Trump will form the covefefe!
 
2017-09-26 06:45:07 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: fusillade762: I don't understand why 45 is involved in this primary fight at all.

Because it's attracting attention. Where there's attention, there's Dolt 45.

I'm guessing Bannon and Farage figure that Moore is so outlandish, he'll make Donnie look like a paragon of propriety in comparison.


Dolt 45!!!


/lololololol
 
2017-09-26 06:46:02 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Wyalt Derp: Moore, Bannon and Farage is like a Voltron of wrongness.

Trump Trump will form the covefefe!


That should only be the one Trump, there...
 
2017-09-26 06:47:49 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Wyalt Derp: Moore, Bannon and Farage is like a Voltron of wrongness.

Trump Trump will form the covefefe!

That should only be the one Trump, there...


Still one too many.
 
2017-09-26 06:48:18 AM  

Cuthbert Allgood: Farking Clown Shoes: fusillade762: I don't understand why 45 is involved in this primary fight at all.

Because it's attracting attention. Where there's attention, there's Dolt 45.

I'm guessing Bannon and Farage figure that Moore is so outlandish, he'll make Donnie look like a paragon of propriety in comparison.

Dolt 45!!!


/lololololol


Works almost never.
 
2017-09-26 06:51:25 AM  

Lady J: blackminded: Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew

American politics, ladies and gentlemen. This is why we can't have nice things.

Remember this?

[img.fark.net image 455x380]

Michele Fiore's 2015 Christmas card ... : /


What the hell? There are 3 kids in that photo who aren't even armed! How the hell are they gonna fight off the tyrannical government like that?
 
2017-09-26 07:03:11 AM  
Or as Trump calls him, 'Ray' Moore.

img.fark.net

Which I think is HI-larious.
 
2017-09-26 07:07:48 AM  
They hope he will start a religious-race war
 
2017-09-26 07:11:57 AM  

Alphax: Lady J: blackminded: Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew

American politics, ladies and gentlemen. This is why we can't have nice things.

Remember this?

[img.fark.net image 455x380]

Michele Fiore's 2015 Christmas card ... : /

I remember that.  They look ready to rob a bank.


Plus (this was pointed out to me) the women are all barefoot...
 
2017-09-26 07:16:27 AM  

Thor's Mighty Wrench: Lady J: Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew

I thought 'brandishing' was illegal...

If it doesn't go against the Ten Commandments, Roy Moore is unlikely to care.


We need to loosen the 10th Commandment, though.  I know God really hates it, and will torture me for all eternity for it, but have you ever tasted a baby goat that's been boiled in its mother's milk?  What a shame we're all missing out on this delicacy.  :(
 
2017-09-26 07:55:18 AM  
If Moore does win, the upside is that it means that McConnell and the RNC are seriously screwed come 2018. Even if they can keep all of their seats (not gonna happen), they're going to have some completely unmanageable folks in them...
 
2017-09-26 08:00:57 AM  
What is bizarre and yet is probably completely reasonable to the people of Alabama is how Bannon also claims that a vote for Moore is a vote for Trump.
So both Strange and Moore supporters believe they are voting to support Trump and are so narrow minded that they probably don't even see what's happening in the opposing camps.  In a surreal comedy it would be considered clever and funny in a David Lynch kind of way.
 
2017-09-26 08:16:08 AM  
I wonder if Trump was going to endorse Moore but something came up during the vetting process.
Something twisted and sick.
 
2017-09-26 08:26:16 AM  

Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew


His gun is incredibly tiny. Personally, I would be embarrassed to have such a tiny gun, and wouldn't be waving it around in public like it's something to be proud of.
 
2017-09-26 08:28:02 AM  

Catlenfell: I wonder if Trump was going to endorse Moore but something came up during the vetting process.
Something twisted and sick.


Vetting?  He doesn't vet.
 
2017-09-26 08:34:19 AM  

Thor's Mighty Wrench: What a weird race this is. Trump lining up behind a different candidate to Bannon and Farage is odd enough. This was Roy Moore last night:

[img.fark.net image 425x177]

Yeah, he decided to whip out his gun and waggle it around on stage. And he isn't even the candidate with the NRA endorsement.

/Pew pew pew


hah! you have a womans gun you big puss.
 
2017-09-26 08:35:35 AM  
Somehow, I don't think Trumpers would be as excited about someone from a foreign country campaigning for a Democat running for Senate.
 
2017-09-26 09:14:58 AM  
if Kim in North Korea has to nuke one state, let it be Alabama.
 
2017-09-26 09:21:40 AM  
I don't know about you guys, but this is one of the Moore Strange elections I can recall seeing in my lifetime.

/try the veal
 
2017-09-26 09:24:27 AM  

fusillade762: I don't understand why 45 is involved in this primary fight at all.


Putin talked about this primary?
 
2017-09-26 09:28:20 AM  
Bannon has been out for himself from day one. When his meal ticket expired he resorted to the tried-and-true method among the right wing: playing the rubes. They always find some coins to cough up for a good, white-people-are-the-real-victims story.
 
2017-09-26 09:31:03 AM  

Armchair_Invective: What is bizarre and yet is probably completely reasonable to the people of Alabama is how Bannon also claims that a vote for Moore is a vote for Trump.
So both Strange and Moore supporters believe they are voting to support Trump and are so narrow minded that they probably don't even see what's happening in the opposing camps.  In a surreal comedy it would be considered clever and funny in a David Lynch kind of way.


Trump has much more in common with Moore than he does with Strange. It's not even close.
The race breaks down this way to me:
Strange would've won this thing EASILY had he not accepted the appointment from Governor Bentley. That put a shadow over everything. It looked like play for pay. The question now is - is it worth keeping that shadow to keep Roy Moore out of the senate. For a lot of people in Alabama, the answer is "meh, who cares?" Roy Moore will always have a very rabid base of people who will turn out to vote for him no matter what.
What's that? The Democrat that Vox and  Politico have talked about?
Don't let the national coverage fool you. He will not crack 45%. No, not even against Roy Moore.
 
2017-09-26 09:37:50 AM  

Lady J: Remember this?

[img.fark.net image 455x380]

Michele Fiore's 2015 Christmas card ... : /


Quick! Somebody get that family a TV before they propagate any further.
 
2017-09-26 09:40:20 AM  

verbaltoxin: Bannon has been out for himself from day one. When his meal ticket expired he resorted to the tried-and-true method among the right wing: playing the rubes. They always find some coins to cough up for a good, white-people-are-the-real-victims story.


This is ... an unexpected post from you.
 
2017-09-26 10:00:38 AM  

Catlenfell: I wonder if Trump was going to endorse Moore but something came up during the vetting process.
Something twisted and sick.


The only thing twisted and sick enough to dissuade Trump would be support for minority rights, no danger of that with moore.
 
2017-09-26 10:09:26 AM  
img.fark.net
 
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