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2017-09-26 02:12:42 AM  
F*ck, we're going to get into a nuclear war with someone because our president is a moron with the attention span of a goldfish.
 
2017-09-26 04:07:42 AM  

fusillade762: F*ck, we're going to get into a nuclear war with someone because our president is a moron with the attention span of a goldfish.


After a while, we'll all be ready for Mike Pence like the fluffer on the set of a porn taped when coke was still cheap.
 
2017-09-26 05:57:32 AM  
Sad!
 
2017-09-26 06:26:41 AM  
We have a mad man on the throne and Princess Lindsey and Bill the Dunce want to kill most of America.

Jesus farking Christ, Republicans.
 
2017-09-26 06:27:54 AM  
Goddamned irresponsible moron!

He has people whose job it is to brief him on this shiat. All it would take is a single phone call and he'd have solid confirmation one way or another before he starts his nightly 3am diarrhea discharge over Twitter. But what does he do?

i.imgur.com

You could pick a social security number at random and you'd have a better than even chance of finding someone who'd be a more competent President than this stupid, stupid man.
 
2017-09-26 06:34:03 AM  
Fat kid. Matches. Drapes.
 
2017-09-26 06:36:52 AM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2017-09-26 06:38:04 AM  
If the head of our state can be that easily confused, and speak as our head of state on matters that don't exist, then he needs to be removed from office before his stupidity kills us all.  We wouldn't excuse any president in the past making that level of error, and we shouldn't now.

He's got all manners of staff available to keep him current on world affairs.  The problem is he doesn't use them or is incapable of understanding them.
 
2017-09-26 06:39:46 AM  
Were that to happen, it would be all oved the news in Israel.  Apparently it was a launch 8 months ago.

Haaretz
 
2017-09-26 06:39:49 AM  

fusillade762: F*ck, we're going to get into a nuclear war with someone because our president is a moron with the attention span of a goldfish.


what's worse, is that trump is so out of it and confused he might nuke the wrong country.
 
2017-09-26 06:44:29 AM  

Weaver95: fusillade762: F*ck, we're going to get into a nuclear war with someone because our president is a moron with the attention span of a goldfish.

what's worse, is that trump is so out of it and confused he might nuke the wrong country.


Chad?
 
2017-09-26 06:45:10 AM  
Anyone else experiencing this sensation I've come to know as the 'Donnie Double-take', where you get caught initially dismissing something as just run-of-the-mill Trump idiocy before it suddenly dawns on you just how farking horrifying the consequences of that specific piece of incompetence could actually be?

He seems to react so instinctively and with so little thought or planning, I'd be worried that if he so much as catches a glimpse of Independence Day at the wrong point he'll want nukes in the air:

img.fark.net

/Makes me yearn for the days of a President who'd just keep on reading his book about pet goats come what may.
 
2017-09-26 06:50:22 AM  
So now he's telling his base Iran is working with Notth Korea ?

Is there any proof that the Iranians are working with NK ?
 
2017-09-26 06:52:19 AM  

kindms: So now he's telling his base Iran is working with Notth Korea ?

Is there any proof that the Iranians are working with NK ?


Iran scares Republican voters. North Korea scares Republican voters. That's all the proof Fat Donny needs.
 
2017-09-26 06:54:50 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-26 07:02:25 AM  
To the Trump fans:  Dude, your guy got fooled.  Worse, he let the whole world know how badly he was fooled.He's humiliating himself, and by extension, you.  Are you tired of spending every day making excuses for him yet?  Are you tired of people laughing at you for doing it yet?

It's not going to get better.
 
2017-09-26 07:02:45 AM  
I'm waiting for Trump to post this image of the launch.

img.fark.net

/someone should try to get him to retweet it.
 
2017-09-26 07:08:37 AM  

Weaver95: fusillade762: F*ck, we're going to get into a nuclear war with someone because our president is a moron with the attention span of a goldfish.

what's worse, is that trump is so out of it and confused he might nuke the wrong country.


Bye bye Nambia !
 
2017-09-26 07:12:09 AM  
I used to just be disappointed in friends and family who took positions not supported by and even in spite of facts.

Now I just don't talk to many of them. Their capacity for self delusion and inability to think critically, or just downright belligerent lack of empathy for other people, is disgusting and frightening.
 
2017-09-26 07:13:58 AM  

elkboy: Weaver95: fusillade762: F*ck, we're going to get into a nuclear war with someone because our president is a moron with the attention span of a goldfish.

what's worse, is that trump is so out of it and confused he might nuke the wrong country.

Bye bye Nambia !


Niger?
 
2017-09-26 07:15:49 AM  
Putin be like, "Hey, Iran. Bet Trump would be fooled if you launched just a press release."
Iran's all, "...How much? Okay, we'll take you up on that bet. Even if he's an idiot, he's got all kinds of staff to -- yaa raabi!!"
(all laugh)
 
2017-09-26 07:24:12 AM  

hughesrep: elkboy: Weaver95: fusillade762: F*ck, we're going to get into a nuclear war with someone because our president is a moron with the attention span of a goldfish.

what's worse, is that trump is so out of it and confused he might nuke the wrong country.

Bye bye Nambia !

Niger?


Please
 
2017-09-26 07:40:30 AM  
Dear God, it's worse than we thought - Iran now has invisible stealth missiles!

We're DOOMED!

/Though maybe not for that reason
 
2017-09-26 07:42:23 AM  
"Yeah but I wasn't over the line. Mark it, Dude."

*Donnie pulls out nuke*

"Man, put the piece away."
 
2017-09-26 07:45:58 AM  

derpes_simplex: fusillade762: F*ck, we're going to get into a nuclear war with someone because our president is a moron with the attention span of a goldfish.

After a while, we'll all be ready for Mike Pence like the fluffer on the set of a porn taped when coke was still cheap.


It's almost as if we're living the real-life version of Baron Harkonnen's plan to unleash Beast Rabban onto the people, and we'll be so beat down and oppressed we will welcome Feyd Rautha as our savior.

Or something like that.  It's still early and I need another cup of covfefe.
 
2017-09-26 09:24:31 AM  
I think the question at this point is not IF Kelly has a nervous tic, but how many.
 
2017-09-26 09:37:57 AM  
Goddamn, people.

SOMEBODY said they launched a missile.  What the hell's the president supposed to do?  Ignore it?  Try to verify it?
 
2017-09-26 10:13:57 AM  
The official did not know if Trump received an intelligence briefing about the launch before sending the tweet.

LOL, talk about covering your ass... He KNOWS that Trump didn't get any kind of briefing before spouting off, but wants to sound open minded...
 
2017-09-26 10:19:55 AM  
Fake news is real, real news is fake
 
2017-09-26 10:41:28 AM  
img.fark.net
 
Ant
2017-09-26 11:03:59 AM  
Can someone please get this farking asshole out of power before he starts World War III? fark! This shiat isn't funny anymore.

And a message for anyone who still supports Trump: There's something seriously wrong with you. Seek psychiatric help now.
 
2017-09-26 11:59:35 AM  

kindms: So now he's telling his base Iran is working with Notth Korea ?

Is there any proof that the Iranians are working with NK ?


Can you prove that they're not?

/chessmate
 
2017-09-26 12:26:36 PM  
President Donald Trump tweeted about the apparent launch on Saturday: "Iran just test fired a ballistic missile capable of reaching Israel. They are also working with North Korea. Not much of an agreement we have!"


Jesus FARKING CHRIST take this dipshiat's Twitter account AWAY from him.
 
2017-09-26 01:13:30 PM  

kindms: So now he's telling his base Iran is working with Notth Korea ?

Is there any proof that the Iranians are working with NK ?


Well, sure there is. I refer you to that Tweet from the President which said Iran was working with North Korea.
 
2017-09-27 03:09:33 AM  
gotta love the fact that not only did he tweeted about a launch that never happened but somehow managed to implicate north Korea in the process haha
 
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