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(KRDO Colorado Springs)   The Mad Pooper of Colorado Springs has a spokesman. Then it gets weird   ( krdo.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Attorney Jeremy Loew, Sex reassignment surgery, Transgender, Mad Pooper, so-called Mad Pooper, Defecation, gender reassignment surgery, neighbor Shirley Thevenot  
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2017-09-26 01:37:12 AM  
More of a spokeshole.
 
2017-09-26 02:43:35 AM  
He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself.

Isn't it somewhat ethically problematic to give someone with a TBI gender reassignment surgery?
 
2017-09-26 03:08:19 AM  
This will end well for her.
 
2017-09-26 03:08:39 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-26 03:29:20 AM  
img.fark.net
Get Schwifty tonight!!!
 
2017-09-26 04:09:18 AM  
Probably just talking sh*t.
 
2017-09-26 05:19:31 AM  
Was the spokesman's name Gene Masseth?
 
2017-09-26 05:27:57 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Was the spokesman's name Gene Masseth?


I don't get it.
 
2017-09-26 05:29:30 AM  
He won't identify himself or the jogger, only calling her "Shirley," and said he is speaking on her behalf.

www.nycaviation.com
 
2017-09-26 06:12:24 AM  
ih1.redbubble.net
 
2017-09-26 06:16:05 AM  
He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself.

Sounds legit. I'm sure that's actually a spokesman for the pooper and not some random 4chan troll.
 
2017-09-26 06:17:42 AM  
We are in the strangest timeline.
This is now normal.
 
2017-09-26 06:18:55 AM  
This may be the greatest thing to happen this month, heck maybe even this year!

Thank you Mad Pooper!  You given so much (and not just on people's lawns), and yet you give us this gem.
 
2017-09-26 06:19:07 AM  
she should take inspiration and invent something like a hamster wheel she can run on indoors, she could call it a tread mill or whatever. make millions
 
2017-09-26 06:21:25 AM  
The "spokesman" also claimed that her actions are protected under the First Amendment and the government cannot control where and when she relieves herself.  He compared the action to breastfeeding in public.

Da fuq?  I'm pretty sure breastfeeding doesn't produce a potentially pathogenic contaminant that is left around for someone else has to clean up.

If you're not willing to deal with your own shiat, I guarantee no one else is.
 
2017-09-26 06:23:24 AM  
"The "spokesman" also claimed that her actions are protected under the First Amendment and the government cannot control where and when she relieves herself.  He compared the action to breastfeeding in public."
1st Ammendment AND breastfeeding?
This should be an interesting thread.

/popcorn
 
2017-09-26 06:25:08 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-26 06:26:27 AM  
i'm not ready to discount the idea she saw paula radcliffe have an accident one time and she's doing it so people are like 'maybe that was paula radcliffe?' and next time they see her she can be all like, 'thanks, but, no, I'm not actually paula - although a lot of people make that mistake when they see me run. it's my gait, though I don't think i nod my head as much.'
 
2017-09-26 06:29:00 AM  
Hey, it's not me.
 
2017-09-26 06:29:31 AM  
Obviously "Shirley's" spokesperson is NOT a Constitutional lawyer, but sounds more like, what we used to call in the Air Force, a "Barracks" lawyer.
 
2017-09-26 06:31:22 AM  
Phoebe running style
Youtube E_0Ta_DIWuU
 
2017-09-26 06:31:27 AM  
There's a whole lot of WTF going on, on that page, including:

"
He said Shirley is sorry for desecrating people's lawns but claimed her actions are not her fault.  He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself.
The "spokesman" also claimed that her actions are protected under the First Amendment and the government cannot control where and when she relieves herself.  He compared the action to breastfeeding in public.
"

But, I've really got to wonder why the fast food ad is in Korean characters, when I'm in WA and the newspaper is in Colorado. Subby's link?
 
2017-09-26 06:33:18 AM  

21-7-b: she should take inspiration and invent something like a hamster wheel she can run on indoors, she could call it a tread mill or whatever. make millions


The Poop Flinger.
 
2017-09-26 06:35:31 AM  
The "spokesman" refused to give KRDO any verification that he is actually speaking on behalf of the Mad Pooper

But we gave him lots of attention anyways and wrote an article as if he is.
 
2017-09-26 06:40:47 AM  
"People living near the area where the woman has been leaving her mark are outraged,"

Lulz, good job reporter, I immediately thought "skid-mark".
 
2017-09-26 06:41:21 AM  

Medic Zero: 21-7-b: she should take inspiration and invent something like a hamster wheel she can run on indoors, she could call it a tread mill or whatever. make millions

The Poop Flinger.


yeah, you'd want it in front of a window, but then we're back to square one
 
2017-09-26 06:45:48 AM  

Medic Zero: 21-7-b:

The Poop Flinger.


I love that song!  The Bar Kays, right?
 
2017-09-26 06:46:50 AM  
If The Mad Pooper came out and said, "Look, I have IBS..."  people would be more understanding.  Kinda like trying to run after a night of heavy drinking and taco bell.  They wouldn't approve, but they would understand.

Blaming re-assignment surgery AND a TBI is just digging a hole and pooping in it.
 
2017-09-26 06:49:11 AM  
He compared the action to breastfeeding in public.

Yeah, no.  Generally speaking, there's no mess left around that someone else has to clean up after breastfeeding.  Shiat is a bio-hazardous waste.
 
2017-09-26 06:49:41 AM  

Shirley Ujest: If The Mad Pooper came out and said, "Look, I have IBS..."  people would be more understanding.  Kinda like trying to run after a night of heavy drinking and taco bell.  They wouldn't approve, but they would understand.

Blaming re-assignment surgery AND a TBI is just digging a hole and pooping in it.


Shirley... was this article about you?

/can we calluses you the Mad Pooper?
//Crazy Crapper?
 
2017-09-26 06:51:25 AM  

Ambivalence: The "spokesman" also claimed that her actions are protected under the First Amendment and the government cannot control where and when she relieves herself.  He compared the action to breastfeeding in public.

Da fuq?  I'm pretty sure breastfeeding doesn't produce a potentially pathogenic contaminant that is left around for someone else has to clean up.

If you're not willing to deal with your own shiat, I guarantee no one else is.

I'm pretty sure breastfeeding doesn't produce a potentially pathogenic contaminant that is left around for someone else has to clean up.


Isn't breastfeeding the result of producing a potentially pathogenic contaminant that is left around for someone else to clean up?
 
2017-09-26 06:52:07 AM  

fusillade762: He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself.

Isn't it somewhat ethically problematic to give someone with a TBI gender reassignment surgery?


Nope.  Medicine is all about money.
 
2017-09-26 06:56:51 AM  
Are they calling the detective assigned to this case a pooper trooper?

Hopefully the cop's name is Cooper. Pooper trooper Cooper.

Hopefully he is a great guy.  Super pooper trooper Cooper.
 
2017-09-26 06:59:11 AM  
Surely he can't be serious...
 
2017-09-26 06:59:49 AM  
This could be the genesis of a whole new urban legend!

"Bob, that lawn of yours is a mess! You're not mowing it evenly, you're not weeding it, you're not fertilizing... There's crabgrass. You have chinch bugs... You know if you don't take better care of your lawn, in the silence of the evening at the night's darkest hour, your lawn will get a visit from Shiattin' Shirley!"
 
2017-09-26 07:01:32 AM  

Delawhat: Are they calling the detective assigned to this case a pooper trooper?

Hopefully the cop's name is Cooper. Pooper trooper Cooper.

Hopefully he is a great guy.  Super pooper trooper Cooper.


And if he is also the reporter:
Super trooper Cooper the pooper scooper.
 
2017-09-26 07:06:03 AM  
Why have they not caught this person yet? Has shiattin' Shirley given up jogging?
 
2017-09-26 07:14:35 AM  
If this is illegal why can't I arrest my neighbor when his dogs shiat on my lawn?
 
2017-09-26 07:21:14 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: If this is illegal why can't I arrest my neighbor when his dogs shiat on my lawn?


It's your obligation as a good neighbor to return the poo to your neighbor's mailbox, sorry but that's the law.
 
2017-09-26 07:21:43 AM  
I have to agree with the spokes man:  In a world where anti-fascism is the same as being a Nazi, breast-feeding and taking a dump on someone's property are the same thing...
 
2017-09-26 07:22:37 AM  
I thought this was a little one and done crazy story that would disappear.  But it just keeps giving.  We are truly blessed.
 
2017-09-26 07:23:47 AM  

Phineas: fusillade762: He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself.

Isn't it somewhat ethically problematic to give someone with a TBI gender reassignment surgery?

I just assumed TBI was a pre-requisite for gender reassignment.

 Or at least for becoming a Democrat, which this person obviously is ... pooping in public is protected by the 1st amendment? Lel.


The only other people who shiat on as much stuff in public are Trump and Ted Cruz.  They are both Republican.  Wait a minute, did Ted Cruz secretly get a gender reassignment operation?
 
2017-09-26 07:30:17 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: The Googles Do Nothing: If this is illegal why can't I arrest my neighbor when his dogs shiat on my lawn?

It's your obligation as a good neighbor to return the poo to your neighbor's mailbox, sorry but that's the law.


They're called "potato guns", but you can put anything you want into the barrel...
 
2017-09-26 07:35:13 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: I have to agree with the spokes man:  In a world where anti-fascism is the same as being a Nazi, breast-feeding and taking a dump on someone's property are the same thing...


IN A WORLD

*aerial shot soars through the Rockies*

WHERE ANTI-FASCISM

*crowd shouting slogans*

IS THE SAME AS BEING

*protesters clash in street*

A NAZI BREAST-FEEDING AND TAKING A DUMP

*record scratch*

*guy squints into camera, exhales cloud of smoke*

"Wait...uh...what..."

"ON SOMEONE'S PROPERTY"

COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
 
2017-09-26 07:39:43 AM  
Maybe when she's out jogging, she should carry some kind of container on which she can relieve herself, like a poo poo platter.
 
2017-09-26 07:41:17 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: bigfatbuddhist: I have to agree with the spokes man:  In a world where anti-fascism is the same as being a Nazi, breast-feeding and taking a dump on someone's property are the same thing...

IN A WORLD

*aerial shot soars through the Rockies*

WHERE ANTI-FASCISM

*crowd shouting slogans*

IS THE SAME AS BEING

*protesters clash in street*

A NAZI BREAST-FEEDING AND TAKING A DUMP

*record scratch*

*guy squints into camera, exhales cloud of smoke*

"Wait...uh...what..."

"ON SOMEONE'S PROPERTY"

COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU


I thought about presenting it that way; but, instead I posted what I did and then urinated...
 
2017-09-26 07:41:44 AM  

Medic Zero: 21-7-b: she should take inspiration and invent something like a hamster wheel she can run on indoors, she could call it a tread mill or whatever. make millions

The Poop Flinger.


Every good farmer needs one.
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-26 07:48:58 AM  

Delawhat: Are they calling the detective assigned to this case a pooper trooper?

Hopefully the cop's name is Cooper. Pooper trooper Cooper.

Hopefully he is a great guy.  Super pooper trooper Cooper.


I hope he has a scooper.
 
2017-09-26 07:49:20 AM  

mrinfoguy: Delawhat: Are they calling the detective assigned to this case a pooper trooper?

Hopefully the cop's name is Cooper. Pooper trooper Cooper.

Hopefully he is a great guy.  Super pooper trooper Cooper.

And if he is also the reporter:
Super trooper Cooper the pooper scooper.


shiat.
 
2017-09-26 07:52:50 AM  
He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself.

Her butt gender?
 
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