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2017-09-26 12:52:06 AM  
This headline reminds me of my last girlfriend :(
 
2017-09-26 01:21:56 AM  
I kinda want to sell a pumpkin spice doorstop just see if people will actually buy it.
 
2017-09-26 01:24:10 AM  
I just bought some pumpkin spice flavored pumpkin spice to put in my pumpkin spice so im getting a kick out of this.
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2017-09-26 01:25:39 AM  
The bottle looks nice.
 
2017-09-26 01:25:57 AM  
The spice must flow.

/So must the vodka!
 
2017-09-26 01:29:22 AM  

D_PaulAngel: I kinda want to sell a pumpkin spice doorstop just see if people will actually buy it.


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2017-09-26 01:29:52 AM  
The fad is bad
 
2017-09-26 01:31:01 AM  

8 inches: This headline reminds me of my last girlfriend :(


Holy shiat, she must have had a HUGE vagina.
 
2017-09-26 01:32:15 AM  
pumpkin spice and gluten free enemas
 
2017-09-26 01:32:27 AM  

MichiganFTL: I just bought some pumpkin spice flavored pumpkin spice to put in my pumpkin spice so im getting a kick out of this.


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2017-09-26 01:38:36 AM  

D_PaulAngel: I kinda want to sell a pumpkin spice doorstop just see if people will actually buy it.


I've seen pumpkin spice phone cases. I have no idea if they are actually scented or not, because I removed myself from the environment before I could find out.
 
2017-09-26 01:42:33 AM  
I don't get the backlash on this really. It's like everyone heard the same comedy bit and can't resist parroting the punchline. As far as I know I've never purchased a pumpkin spice anything that wasn't a pie during the holiday season but I don't get why people are upset about all the other pumpkin spice shiat. All the rest of this pumpkin spice product is (near enough) exclusively for sale by people trying to sell shiat to people in order to make money. Either they will discover very quickly that the buying public doesn't want that shiat and the problem will fix itself, or we  will discover that people like that pumpkin spice shiat and they'll have to get over it.
 
2017-09-26 01:46:48 AM  
the vodka is a bit much but when I saw the title skimming fark about a pumkin spice pizza..? yuck.
 
2017-09-26 01:49:25 AM  
Just don't buy it. They put all those horrid flavors in coffee too but that doesn't mean I have to drink that shiat.
 
2017-09-26 01:51:16 AM  
If you ever see pumpkin spice peanut butter, buy some. I'm not a huge pumpkin spice fan, but the pumpkin spice peanut butter is freaking delicious. It makes awesome peanut butter cookies too.
 
2017-09-26 01:52:44 AM  
I just don't know what to say, because I'm kinda overwhelmed by the pumpkin spice brake pads.
 
2017-09-26 01:59:19 AM  
Pumpkin seems like a compound word, but it's not. I don't like that. On the other hand, chai tea is delicious, so IDK.

Fads get tired and overdone. Most marketing is stupid and annoying. We'll all survive this somehow. Maybe.
 
2017-09-26 02:01:35 AM  
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2017-09-26 02:01:58 AM  

Whatthefark: If you ever see pumpkin spice peanut butter, buy some. I'm not a huge pumpkin spice fan, but the pumpkin spice peanut butter is freaking delicious. It makes awesome peanut butter cookies too.


No
 
2017-09-26 02:04:49 AM  

Tatertoot: chai tea is delicious


No
 
2017-09-26 02:09:46 AM  
They're out to kill basic white phosphorus
 
2017-09-26 02:15:09 AM  
I am neither here nor there on most of the "pumpkin spice" items. But I WILL srab you in the face for the last box of Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts. It is the only time I will buy and eat Pop Tarts.
 
2017-09-26 02:15:14 AM  

puffy999: Tatertoot: chai tea is delicious

No


Shhhhh, yes.

When steeped in hot milk with plenty of sugar, shiat's like liquid dessert.
 
2017-09-26 02:15:27 AM  
when the weathers hot and sticky, that's no time for dunkin' dicky.

but when the frost is on the pumpkin, now that's the time for dicky dunkin'.
 
2017-09-26 02:16:31 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: pumpkin spice and gluten free enemas


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2017-09-26 02:19:25 AM  

thefatbasturd: I am neither here nor there on most of the "pumpkin spice" items. But I WILL srab you in the face for the last box of Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts. It is the only time I will buy and eat Pop Tarts.


I just bought a box of those for one of my grand daughters.  I tried one and that's stuff's like crack!

/I could stand to gain a few kilos anyway ;-)
 
2017-09-26 02:22:07 AM  
I'm more pissed that we're too damned lazy to use full words so we need to shorten them to "delish" or "cukes." (That last one rhymns with pukes and people still use it.)
 
2017-09-26 02:22:42 AM  

MichiganFTL: I just bought some pumpkin spice flavored pumpkin spice to put in my pumpkin spice so im getting a kick out of this.


Whatever, Pumpkin.

/Spy ice
 
2017-09-26 02:23:36 AM  

MSBFDffpm: thefatbasturd: I am neither here nor there on most of the "pumpkin spice" items. But I WILL srab you in the face for the last box of Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts. It is the only time I will buy and eat Pop Tarts.

I just bought a box of those for one of my grand daughters.  I tried one and that's stuff's like crack!

/I could stand to gain a few kilos anyway ;-)


I'm not big on sweets, but hunt down the 365 pumpkin cheesecake sandwich cookies, I would fark them if it was physically possible.
 
2017-09-26 02:29:04 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: when the weathers hot and sticky, that's no time for dunkin' dicky.

but when the frost is on the pumpkin, now that's the time for dicky dunkin'.


"frost is on the pumpkin" is confusing. I always thought "pumpkin" was a verb.
 
2017-09-26 02:29:14 AM  

STDMan69: MSBFDffpm: thefatbasturd: I am neither here nor there on most of the "pumpkin spice" items. But I WILL srab you in the face for the last box of Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts. It is the only time I will buy and eat Pop Tarts.

I just bought a box of those for one of my grand daughters.  I tried one and that's stuff's like crack!

/I could stand to gain a few kilos anyway ;-)

I'm not big on sweets, but hunt down the 365 pumpkin cheesecake sandwich cookies, I would fark them if it was physically possible.


*kinky*

I'll have to check them out!

/no farking 'em though...
//too messy
///Of hell, who am I kidding.
 
2017-09-26 02:30:52 AM  

EmmaLou: I'm more pissed that we're too damned lazy to use full words so we need to shorten them to "delish" or "cukes." (That last one rhymns with pukes and people still use it.)


IIRC, we have Rachel Ray to thank for that nonsense.
 
2017-09-26 02:32:32 AM  

EmmaLou: I'm more pissed that we're too damned lazy to use full words so we need to shorten them to "delish" or "cukes." (That last one rhymns with pukes and people still use it.)


Most peeps don't have a prob with the short word sitch.
 
2017-09-26 02:39:37 AM  

Tatertoot: Pumpkin seems like a compound word, but it's not. I don't like that. On the other hand, chai tea is delicious, so IDK.

Fads get tired and overdone. Most marketing is stupid and annoying. We'll all survive this somehow. Maybe.


I'm so high I want to hug this post with my ears.
 
2017-09-26 02:42:21 AM  
How about pumpkin spice weed?
 
2017-09-26 02:55:31 AM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: How about pumpkin spice weed?


Does bhang lassi have a pumpkin spice variant?
 
2017-09-26 02:57:00 AM  

Prof. Frink: What_Would_Jimi_Do: when the weathers hot and sticky, that's no time for dunkin' dicky.

but when the frost is on the pumpkin, now that's the time for dicky dunkin'.

"frost is on the pumpkin" is confusing. I always thought "pumpkin" was a verb.


West Virginia or Mississippi?
 
2017-09-26 02:57:32 AM  

AckAckAck: Tatertoot: Pumpkin seems like a compound word, but it's not. I don't like that. On the other hand, chai tea is delicious, so IDK.

Fads get tired and overdone. Most marketing is stupid and annoying. We'll all survive this somehow. Maybe.

I'm so high I want to hug this post with my ears.


I'm confused and aroused by this post.

Pumpkin spice ear porn. Rule 34 THAT, internet.
 
2017-09-26 02:59:20 AM  
I'm thinking of making a pumpkin pie, but I have no idea what to put in it anymore.
 
2017-09-26 03:01:50 AM  

Tatertoot: AckAckAck: Tatertoot: Pumpkin seems like a compound word, but it's not. I don't like that. On the other hand, chai tea is delicious, so IDK.

Fads get tired and overdone. Most marketing is stupid and annoying. We'll all survive this somehow. Maybe.

I'm so high I want to hug this post with my ears.

I'm confused and aroused by this post.

Pumpkin spice ear porn. Rule 34 THAT, internet.


Don't look.
It's there.
And now I have to scrub my browser history.
 
2017-09-26 03:12:32 AM  

Tatertoot: AckAckAck: Tatertoot: Pumpkin seems like a compound word, but it's not. I don't like that. On the other hand, chai tea is delicious, so IDK.

Fads get tired and overdone. Most marketing is stupid and annoying. We'll all survive this somehow. Maybe.

I'm so high I want to hug this post with my ears.

I'm confused and aroused by this post.

Pumpkin spice ear porn. Rule 34 THAT, internet.


#workingonit
 
2017-09-26 03:16:24 AM  

VerifiedPoster: Pumpkin spice ear porn. Rule 34 THAT, internet.

Don't look.
It's there.
And now I have to scrub my browser history.


BWAAAHHAHAHA! Gross, that's hilarious!!
Brave internet searchers such as yourself deserve some kind of medal for your courage. At least a certificate or coupon.
 
2017-09-26 03:40:09 AM  
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Pumpkin spice is a hate crime.
 
2017-09-26 03:44:19 AM  
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2017-09-26 03:48:03 AM  
I super enjoy pumpkin pie.

I realize that most of the flavor of pumpkin pie comes from the spice blend.

Therefore, I would like that blend added to other things I might consume. Coffee. Cookies. Cheesecake. Tea. Things that normally come 'flavored'. Come at me, haters.

But my local liquor store still has pumpkin spice vodka on its shelf since last year. It's a waste of booze. Pumpkin spice does not go with everything.
 
2017-09-26 03:49:28 AM  

Tatertoot: AckAckAck: Tatertoot: Pumpkin seems like a compound word, but it's not. I don't like that. On the other hand, chai tea is delicious, so IDK.

Fads get tired and overdone. Most marketing is stupid and annoying. We'll all survive this somehow. Maybe.

I'm so high I want to hug this post with my ears.

I'm confused and aroused by this post.

Pumpkin spice ear porn. Rule 34 THAT, internet.


Meagan Twatpinna had been saving her otic virginity for him. And now, as he thrust his erect member deep into her, piercing her eardrum, she was at last truely his. Over and over he plunged, faster and faster. And just as he was about to blow his load on her cochlea, he said, "I'm going to nut, Meg."
 
2017-09-26 04:03:09 AM  
It's not doomsday until I see pumpkin spice, anti-zombie shotgun shells
 
2017-09-26 04:07:37 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: [img.fark.net image 500x500]


For the father, Nothing
 
2017-09-26 04:39:16 AM  
In Ireland there is a bounty on Grey Crows, I'd respectfully suggest the USA does the same with hipsters.
 
2017-09-26 05:08:07 AM  
Back when the flavored vodka craze took off, a liquor store me had their sign read "We sell vodka-flavored vodka"

The owners have a sense of humor (apologies for slideshow):

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/29-of-the-best-troll-signs-by-the​-​sav-mor-liquor-girl/84790231/
 
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