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(MSNBC)   Puerto Rico's still in the dark, saber rattling with the Norks intensifies, everybody's got a private email server, and Trumpy hates Chad for reasons nobody understands. This is your MSNBC evening news thread, fun starts at 8PM EDT   ( msnbc.com) divider line
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2017-09-25 05:49:22 PM  
hullo all, hope everyone had a good day!
 
2017-09-25 06:23:08 PM  
Heh, Margaret Carlson on Ari Melber's show: "I don't think McTurtle will even bring this to the floor."

A few minutes later: Ari Melber breaks the news that Susan Collins is going to vote No, thus making it certain to fail.

She was gracious and didn't do this, but I hope she gave herself and internal high five while thinking, "and THAT'S how you do that."
 
2017-09-25 06:27:42 PM  
Trumpcare just got shot to hell.  Yippie-ki-yay-m*utherfarkers!
 
2017-09-25 06:29:17 PM  

real_headhoncho: Trumpcare just got shot to hell.  Yippie-ki-yay-m*utherfarkers!


ok, NOW we can break out the champagne...
 
2017-09-25 06:30:19 PM  
I trust McCain and Collins, but I don't trust Paul's doesn't-go-far-enough vote.  I'll believe it's over when we start getting pile-on nos.
 
2017-09-25 06:50:51 PM  

clodcomplex: I trust McCain and Collins, but I don't trust Paul's doesn't-go-far-enough vote.  I'll believe it's over when we start getting pile-on nos.


i'd definitely feel a hell of a lot more secure, if Murkowski changed to a hard no...
 
2017-09-25 06:51:48 PM  
That CNN town hall debate thing is tonight.

Hope the dems don't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by playing into their hands
 
2017-09-25 06:52:28 PM  

stickmangrit: real_headhoncho: Trumpcare just got shot to hell.  Yippie-ki-yay-m*utherfarkers!

ok, NOW we can break out the champagne...


It's been knocked down and *might* be dead, but no champagne until the double-tap to the chest and one to the head.

/Ok, let's go with at least two to the head too.
 
2017-09-25 06:54:09 PM  

G-Ride: stickmangrit: real_headhoncho: Trumpcare just got shot to hell.  Yippie-ki-yay-m*utherfarkers!

ok, NOW we can break out the champagne...

It's been knocked down and *might* be dead, but no champagne until the double-tap to the chest and one to the head.

/Ok, let's go with at least two to the head too.


Anything worth shooting's worth shooting twice.
 
2017-09-25 06:58:31 PM  

clodcomplex: G-Ride: stickmangrit: real_headhoncho: Trumpcare just got shot to hell.  Yippie-ki-yay-m*utherfarkers!

ok, NOW we can break out the champagne...

It's been knocked down and *might* be dead, but no champagne until the double-tap to the chest and one to the head.

/Ok, let's go with at least two to the head too.

Anything worth shooting's worth shooting twice.


Nuke the entire site fom orbit
Youtube aCbfMkh940Q
 
2017-09-25 07:01:17 PM  
Time for SLOBBERBALL!
 
2017-09-25 07:01:31 PM  
IT'S SLOBBERBALL TIME!!!
 also known as catch up on youtube subs time...
 
2017-09-25 07:01:32 PM  
and the only thing that trump seems to publicly care about right now is the NFL players taking a knee - not the failed trumpcare bill, not NK, not PR.

Holy moly.
 
2017-09-25 07:06:22 PM  
incidentally, does anyone have a stream link that isn't livenewson? they're running really shiatty tonight...
 
2017-09-25 07:07:02 PM  
"lizard brain"
 
2017-09-25 07:07:23 PM  

stickmangrit: incidentally, does anyone have a stream link that isn't livenewson? they're running really shiatty tonight...


http://www.livenewson.com/american/msnbc.html
 
2017-09-25 07:08:09 PM  

real_headhoncho: stickmangrit: incidentally, does anyone have a stream link that isn't livenewson? they're running really shiatty tonight...

http://www.livenewson.com/american/msnbc.html


Crap... sorry.  Seems to be working for me.  Try dropping it to 236p.
 
2017-09-25 07:17:57 PM  
Oh look a liberal echo chamber on Fark, what a surprise.

Buy Drew's book, the Capitalist needs the money.
 
2017-09-25 07:18:54 PM  
That bit about shooting planes in international airspace... why do I get the feeling Trump is pissing off Fat Boy into doing something like that so he can justify a war with NK, and provide the perfect distraction from his presidency?
 
2017-09-25 07:19:12 PM  

real_headhoncho: stickmangrit: incidentally, does anyone have a stream link that isn't livenewson? they're running really shiatty tonight...

http://www.livenewson.com/american/msnbc.html


i0.kym-cdn.com

real_headhoncho: Crap... sorry.  Seems to be working for me.  Try dropping it to 236p.


that actually did help, thx...
 
2017-09-25 07:21:05 PM  

feckingmorons: Oh look a liberal echo chamber on Fark, what a surprise.

Buy Drew's book, the Capitalist needs the money.


img.fark.net

I know... Flufflepuff beatdowns are reserved for haters in pony threads, but this guy came to this thread just to take a dump in it.
 
2017-09-25 07:21:54 PM  

stickmangrit: real_headhoncho: stickmangrit: incidentally, does anyone have a stream link that isn't livenewson? they're running really shiatty tonight...

http://www.livenewson.com/american/msnbc.html

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 400x266]

real_headhoncho: Crap... sorry.  Seems to be working for me.  Try dropping it to 236p.

that actually did help, thx...


I meant to add that last part to the Boobies... not drunk.
 
2017-09-25 07:24:19 PM  
Filterpwned....
 
2017-09-25 07:24:47 PM  
I may or may not be rewatching last night's Rick and Morty
 
2017-09-25 07:25:25 PM  

real_headhoncho: feckingmorons: Oh look a liberal echo chamber on Fark, what a surprise.

Buy Drew's book, the Capitalist needs the money.

[img.fark.net image 320x180]

I know... Flufflepuff beatdowns are reserved for haters in pony threads, but this guy came to this thread just to take a dump in it.


Well actually I was pointing out the absurdity of complaining about a liberal echo chamber on Fark by complaining about the liberal echo chamber on Fark. It would have been better in person, then we could all laugh and have a beer.
 
2017-09-25 07:28:42 PM  

feckingmorons: real_headhoncho: feckingmorons: Oh look a liberal echo chamber on Fark, what a surprise.

Buy Drew's book, the Capitalist needs the money.

[img.fark.net image 320x180]

I know... Flufflepuff beatdowns are reserved for haters in pony threads, but this guy came to this thread just to take a dump in it.

Well actually I was pointing out the absurdity of complaining about a liberal echo chamber on Fark by complaining about the liberal echo chamber on Fark. It would have been better in person, then we could all laugh and have a beer.


No... you came into this thread to take a dump.  Go away or we will mercilessly mock you with gifs and memes.
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 07:29:32 PM  
Trump and Company have been simplistic children from day one, but have they been THIS childish before?  Jebus, what a bunch of farking crybaby assholes.
 
2017-09-25 07:29:44 PM  

feckingmorons: Oh look a liberal echo chamber on Fark, what a surprise.

Buy Drew's book, the Capitalist needs the money.

im3.ezgif.com
 
2017-09-25 07:30:50 PM  

stickmangrit: incidentally, does anyone have a stream link that isn't livenewson? they're running really shiatty tonight...


http://www.hulkuscc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
difficulty, it might be Shark Tank. If it starts with a Honda ad in English, that is good.
If it starts with a Honda ad in Spanish, that is bad.
Ad with no sound, reload.
Malware scanner set to full alert.
May the Maddow be with you.
 
2017-09-25 07:30:57 PM  

G-Ride: stickmangrit: real_headhoncho: Trumpcare just got shot to hell.  Yippie-ki-yay-m*utherfarkers!

ok, NOW we can break out the champagne...

It's been knocked down and *might* be dead, but no champagne until the double-tap to the chest and one to the head.

/Ok, let's go with at least two to the head too.


How many times we gotta kill this farker?
 
2017-09-25 07:33:04 PM  

stickmangrit: feckingmorons: Oh look a liberal echo chamber on Fark, what a surprise.

Buy Drew's book, the Capitalist needs the money.
[im3.ezgif.com image 480x360]


I still have not seen that movie. Looks good.
 
2017-09-25 07:34:55 PM  

stickmangrit: real_headhoncho: Trumpcare just got shot to hell.  Yippie-ki-yay-m*utherfarkers!

ok, NOW we can break out the champagne...


Nah, not until 10/1.

You cannot trust Republicans.
 
2017-09-25 07:35:35 PM  

real_headhoncho: feckingmorons: real_headhoncho: feckingmorons: Oh look a liberal echo chamber on Fark, what a surprise.

Buy Drew's book, the Capitalist needs the money.

[img.fark.net image 320x180]

I know... Flufflepuff beatdowns are reserved for haters in pony threads, but this guy came to this thread just to take a dump in it.

Well actually I was pointing out the absurdity of complaining about a liberal echo chamber on Fark by complaining about the liberal echo chamber on Fark. It would have been better in person, then we could all laugh and have a beer.

No... you came into this thread to take a dump.  Go away or we will mercilessly mock you with gifs and memes.
[img.fark.net image 680x376]


Well I'll go away, but I'd probably like to be mercilessly mocked with gifs.
 
2017-09-25 07:35:51 PM  

Aquapope: G-Ride: stickmangrit: real_headhoncho: Trumpcare just got shot to hell.  Yippie-ki-yay-m*utherfarkers!

ok, NOW we can break out the champagne...

It's been knocked down and *might* be dead, but no champagne until the double-tap to the chest and one to the head.

/Ok, let's go with at least two to the head too.

How many times we gotta kill this farker?


i.imgur.com

How many seasons were there?
 
2017-09-25 07:36:14 PM  

Aquapope: G-Ride: stickmangrit: real_headhoncho: Trumpcare just got shot to hell.  Yippie-ki-yay-m*utherfarkers!

ok, NOW we can break out the champagne...

It's been knocked down and *might* be dead, but no champagne until the double-tap to the chest and one to the head.

/Ok, let's go with at least two to the head too.

How many times we gotta kill this farker?


It's like Michael Meyers or Jason Voorhees at this point.
 
2017-09-25 07:37:24 PM  
Imagine being so stupid you can't expand your imagination just a little bit and imagine what dying from radiation sickness would be like?  You can't fathom vomiting for days or weeks, because you've only done that after watching football, but you got better.  But you won't get better when the radiation is coming from inside your guts.  You'll barf for days, you'll lose skin and hair and blood out every hole you got...  You won't be able to move much, not enough to eat enough.  You might not have enough energy to say goodbye to your loved ones, the ones who aren't also dying like you are.

Because he tells it like it is and she had a farking email server.  Good job, asshole.
 
2017-09-25 07:38:20 PM  

feckingmorons: real_headhoncho: feckingmorons: real_headhoncho: feckingmorons: Oh look a liberal echo chamber on Fark, what a surprise.

Buy Drew's book, the Capitalist needs the money.

[img.fark.net image 320x180]

I know... Flufflepuff beatdowns are reserved for haters in pony threads, but this guy came to this thread just to take a dump in it.

Well actually I was pointing out the absurdity of complaining about a liberal echo chamber on Fark by complaining about the liberal echo chamber on Fark. It would have been better in person, then we could all laugh and have a beer.

No... you came into this thread to take a dump.  Go away or we will mercilessly mock you with gifs and memes.
[img.fark.net image 680x376]

Well I'll go away, but I'd probably like to be mercilessly mocked with gifs.


i.imgur.com
 
2017-09-25 07:38:39 PM  
Evening all.  Probably be the only kind of post I do this week, due to working each evening until the replay starts, in an office without MSNBC.  Have to try and watch on my cable company's free phone app, but then can't post.
 
2017-09-25 07:38:56 PM  
Okay... he's going away.  Let's let him go and go back to being mad at Trump.
 
2017-09-25 07:40:04 PM  
Don't feed the drewgs after 7 PM on weeknights.
 
2017-09-25 07:41:03 PM  

Deathbymeteor: Evening all.  Probably be the only kind of post I do this week, due to working each evening until the replay starts, in an office without MSNBC.  Have to try and watch on my cable company's free phone app, but then can't post.


Someone at the office probably is fly to productivity. Hmm, but here you are on Fark :D
 
2017-09-25 07:41:26 PM  

FishCake: stickmangrit: feckingmorons: Oh look a liberal echo chamber on Fark, what a surprise.

Buy Drew's book, the Capitalist needs the money.
[im3.ezgif.com image 480x360]

I still have not seen that movie. Looks good.


oh, easy pick for my favorite movie of 2015, and a high-point contender for one of the best of the decade so far, absolutely worth a watch...

/WITNESS ME!!!
 
2017-09-25 07:42:52 PM  

Glitchwerks: Don't feed the drewgs after 7 PM on weeknights.


s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2017-09-25 07:43:13 PM  

stickmangrit: oh, easy pick for my favorite movie of 2015, and a high-point contender for one of the best of the decade so far, absolutely worth a watch...


It's a good movie, but I think you give it a little too much credit.  It really falls apart in the second half.
 
2017-09-25 07:44:50 PM  

G-Ride: stickmangrit: real_headhoncho: Trumpcare just got shot to hell.  Yippie-ki-yay-m*utherfarkers!

ok, NOW we can break out the champagne...

It's been knocked down and *might* be dead, but no champagne until the double-tap to the chest and one to the head.

/Ok, let's go with at least two to the head too.


Do I have to teach all y'all EVERYTHING?

The reason one does a "double tap" is because you're using a small caliber weapon, like a .22 or .32.  These are not weapons used when shooting for center mass because they have low penetration.  You can use these for a head shot, because the bone behind the ears is not terribly dense.  You use a double tap because it's expected the first bullet will follow the curve of the inside of the skull and the second is more likely to penetrate into brain tissue.  A single small caliber round and the victim could live for several hours, but the cognitive function will be gone.  The second is the insurance.
 
2017-09-25 07:45:43 PM  

Praise Cheesus: Do I have to teach all y'all EVERYTHING?


The scary part is that you seem to know everything.

Especially about things most people don't know.
 
2017-09-25 07:46:08 PM  

Glitchwerks: stickmangrit: oh, easy pick for my favorite movie of 2015, and a high-point contender for one of the best of the decade so far, absolutely worth a watch...

It's a good movie, but I think you give it a little too much credit.  It really falls apart in the second half.


I have pretty low standards for a good movie.
- Explosions? check
- Looks good? check
- Hero of either gender not a moran? check
-humor? (Even stupid humor)
Its all good.
(I liked Hudson Hawk, for example)
 
2017-09-25 07:49:52 PM  

Praise Cheesus: G-Ride: stickmangrit: real_headhoncho: Trumpcare just got shot to hell.  Yippie-ki-yay-m*utherfarkers!

ok, NOW we can break out the champagne...

It's been knocked down and *might* be dead, but no champagne until the double-tap to the chest and one to the head.

/Ok, let's go with at least two to the head too.

Do I have to teach all y'all EVERYTHING?

The reason one does a "double tap" is because you're using a small caliber weapon, like a .22 or .32.  These are not weapons used when shooting for center mass because they have low penetration.  You can use these for a head shot, because the bone behind the ears is not terribly dense.  You use a double tap because it's expected the first bullet will follow the curve of the inside of the skull and the second is more likely to penetrate into brain tissue.  A single small caliber round and the victim could live for several hours, but the cognitive function will be gone.  The second is the insurance.


im3.ezgif.com
 
2017-09-25 07:54:13 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 07:54:38 PM  

Glitchwerks: Don't feed the drewgs after 7 PM on weeknights.


Where did all these drewgs come from anyway?  Did we feed the pods or something else stupid?
 
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