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(WSAZ West Virginia)   Proof that Rule 34 applies to everyone, even funeral directors   ( wsaz.com) divider line
    More: Sick, allegedly taking cellphone, Death, east stroudsburg, Twenty-seven-year-old Angeliegha Stewart, Pennsylvania funeral director, Monroe County detectives, Embalming, Allen Funeral Home  
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2017-09-25 04:02:07 PM  
A Pennsylvania funeral director has been charged with abusing corpses and other crimes for allegedly taking cellphone pictures of the dead to "gross out" her friends and family

The the director has a decent lawyer, the whole thing will be thrown out.

This sounds like a DA with a hard-on to me.  Maybe one of the pics was his mom?

/unless of course the corpses were playing poker/having sex/driving a golf cart....
 
2017-09-25 04:58:26 PM  
A Pennsylvania funeral director has been charged with abusing corpses and other crimes for allegedly taking cellphone pictures of the dead to "gross out" her friends and family

So, one of her friends or family members ratted her out then?
 
2017-09-25 07:02:05 PM  
img.fark.net

In case anyone was wondering.
 
2017-09-25 07:42:46 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 370x204]

In case anyone was wondering.


Jim Gaffigan's act is getting really weird.
 
2017-09-25 09:16:22 PM  
Authorities on Monday were still identifying the corpses.

Why? What possible good can come out of that? To horrify the family members of the deceased?
 
2017-09-25 09:54:15 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 370x204]

In case anyone was wondering.


Uh, I'm pretty sure that a few of the deceased would gladly testify against her.
 
2017-09-25 09:54:43 PM  
Well at least there was no necrophilia.........as far as we know.
 
2017-09-25 09:56:13 PM  
Damn- that's 28 the hard way..
 
2017-09-25 09:56:31 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 370x204]

In case anyone was wondering.


what the hell is her first name?
 
2017-09-25 09:59:12 PM  
I dated a very sexy gal in PA who was a funeral director; she was a weird one and took all the fun outta funeral.
 
2017-09-25 10:01:22 PM  
You never disappoint Monroe County!
 
2017-09-25 10:02:14 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 370x204]

In case anyone was wondering.


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 10:03:15 PM  
A Pennsylvania funeral director has been charged with abusing corpses and other crimes for allegedly taking cellphone pictures of the dead to "gross out" her friends and family

img.fark.net


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 10:03:21 PM  
Angeliegha

Well, at least we can pinpoint the exact moment in which her parents failed.
 
2017-09-25 10:04:50 PM  

groppet: Well at least there was no necrophilia.........as far as we know.


As far as you know.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2017-09-25 10:07:38 PM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 10:07:40 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.

/Am I doing it right?
 
2017-09-25 10:10:05 PM  

Cagey B: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 370x204]

In case anyone was wondering.

Jim Gaffigan's act is getting really weird.


I read that in Jim Gaffigan's pretend-audience-member voice.
 
2017-09-25 10:20:56 PM  
"This is a morgue!  You're partying in a morgue?!"

/obscure?
 
2017-09-25 10:28:05 PM  
Even?

Especially.
 
2017-09-25 10:28:08 PM  
Two rules of corpse picture taking.  Rule one, take it from an obscure angle, so no one can identify the body.  Step two, make sure that you clearly state both verbally and in writing that the pictures are for education purposes only.
 
2017-09-25 10:30:36 PM  

MSBFDffpm: "This is a morgue!  You're partying in a morgue?!"

/obscure?


nah

/LOVE BROKERS!
 
2017-09-25 10:33:20 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: MSBFDffpm: "This is a morgue!  You're partying in a morgue?!"

/obscure?

nah

/LOVE BROKERS!


i.ytimg.com
 
2017-09-25 10:35:29 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 370x204]

In case anyone was wondering.


Well she didn't need to take a corpse pic to gross me out.  Selfie would have done the trick.
 
2017-09-25 10:38:05 PM  

theknuckler_33: What_Would_Jimi_Do: MSBFDffpm: "This is a morgue!  You're partying in a morgue?!"

/obscure?

nah

/LOVE BROKERS!

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


"Night Shift"...came out the year I graduated HS (82)...first film featuring Micheal Keaton!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Shift_(film)
 
2017-09-25 10:39:09 PM  
Obligatory.

i.imgflip.com
 
2017-09-25 10:39:22 PM  
PICS or ahhh i mean nevermind
 
2017-09-25 10:40:02 PM  

jaylectricity: Authorities on Monday were still identifying the corpses.

Why? What possible good can come out of that? To horrify the family members of the deceased?


It's probably just for evidence purposes, to verify that they were, in fact, corpses at that specific funeral home.
 
2017-09-25 10:41:39 PM  
Something, something, something...wanna go suck down a few cold ones?
 
2017-09-25 10:42:40 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 370x204]

In case anyone was wondering.


.
"... showing pictures of the accused to "gross out" farkers."

You're so in trouble when I report this to fark admins a DA somewhere.
 
2017-09-25 10:44:30 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 370x204]

In case anyone was wondering.


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 10:48:11 PM  
In before the "victimless crime" crowd swarm in to show their concern.

/do we have one of those crowds?
 
2017-09-25 10:51:31 PM  
WTF? They do organ-harvesting in a funeral home and, if so, what organs are we talkin' 'bout?
 
2017-09-25 10:57:47 PM  

ChromoSomes: WTF? They do organ-harvesting in a funeral home and, if so, what organs are we talkin' 'bout?


Penis.
 
2017-09-25 11:03:23 PM  
Does no one go to rotten.com anymore?
 
2017-09-25 11:05:28 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Something, something, something...wanna go suck down a few cold ones?


i'll crack a few cold ones...

/learn to tell a joke...aw jeez
 
2017-09-25 11:05:37 PM  
Rare "34 in thread" trifecta in play!

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 11:06:25 PM  
Rule 34 is that mountain bike shoes and pedals have their place ...on a mountain bike.

How is this related?
 
2017-09-25 11:07:28 PM  
So this criminally inclined funeral director was a dope fiend?  That figures.
 
2017-09-25 11:08:40 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Sin_City_Superhero: Something, something, something...wanna go suck down a few cold ones?

i'll crack a few cold ones...

/learn to tell a joke...aw jeez


*user name checks out*
 
2017-09-25 11:09:58 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 370x204]

In case anyone was wondering.


Angelie-ugh.
 
2017-09-25 11:23:12 PM  

MSBFDffpm: some_beer_drinker: Sin_City_Superhero: Something, something, something...wanna go suck down a few cold ones?

i'll crack a few cold ones...

/learn to tell a joke...aw jeez

*user name checks out*


you're god dam right it does.
 
2017-09-25 11:39:59 PM  

UsikFark: groppet: Well at least there was no necrophilia.........as far as we know.

As far as you know.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 259x194]


Everything is a sex toy if you're brave enough.
 
2017-09-25 11:42:14 PM  

MSBFDffpm: theknuckler_33: What_Would_Jimi_Do: MSBFDffpm: "This is a morgue!  You're partying in a morgue?!"

/obscure?

nah

/LOVE BROKERS!

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

"Night Shift"...came out the year I graduated HS (82)...first film featuring Micheal Keaton!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Shift_(film)


Feed the mayonnaise to live tuna
 
2017-09-25 11:55:16 PM  

ChromoSomes: WTF? They do organ-harvesting in a funeral home and, if so, what organs are we talkin' 'bout?


Pipe.  It's all about laying some pipe.
 
2017-09-26 12:11:32 AM  
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2017-09-26 12:22:56 AM  
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So not her then. :(
 
2017-09-26 12:30:35 AM  

hammettman: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 370x204]

In case anyone was wondering.

Uh, I'm pretty sure that a few of the deceased would gladly testify against her.


Only after they're done voting.
 
2017-09-26 12:33:02 AM  

UsikFark: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 370x204]

In case anyone was wondering.

[img.fark.net image 225x225]


Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl.

When loving lovers love, it's love
 
2017-09-26 12:53:11 AM  
oh man, this prosecutor had better not catch on to EVERY MED STUDENT EVER
 
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