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(C-SPAN)   North Korea tensions escalate, Puerto Rico is dark and demolished, and the President is fighting with the NFL. How will Sarah Huckabee Sanders make this all Hillary's fault? This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (2PMish EDT)   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2017-09-25 11:23:27 AM  
...I'm not sure I can watch this today... I can't afford to replace my monitor or TV, and I know I'm going to throw something.
 
2017-09-25 11:29:21 AM  

FormlessOne: ...I'm not sure I can watch this today... I can't afford to replace my monitor or TV, and I know I'm going to throw something.


That's why I watch (usually just listen in) on my work phone.  Makes it seem as though I'm in a conference call, too, so if I'm looking grumpier than usual it at least appears that I'm doing work.
 
2017-09-25 11:29:32 AM  

FormlessOne: ...I'm not sure I can watch this today... I can't afford to replace my monitor or TV, and I know I'm going to throw something.


I've taken to watching it on a projector when available. No sharp objects and a tennis ball handy tends to help.
 
2017-09-25 11:29:39 AM  
The president speaks his mind. The media is evil...SSDD
 
2017-09-25 11:31:52 AM  
I am sure it is some relatives broth day  so she wil have that to be condescending about first
 
2017-09-25 11:32:07 AM  
Broth day?
Wtf phone?
 
2017-09-25 11:51:31 AM  

FormlessOne: ...I'm not sure I can watch this today... I can't afford to replace my monitor or TV, and I know I'm going to throw something.


Yeah, I don't believe I can hang with this bullshiat either.  I would rather see how many toothpicks fit in my peehole.
 
2017-09-25 11:59:40 AM  
It's clearly Hillary's fault. If she hadn't been so dull, monotone and unrelatable we might actually have competent leadership to get us through all of this.
 
2017-09-25 12:00:36 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: FormlessOne: ...I'm not sure I can watch this today... I can't afford to replace my monitor or TV, and I know I'm going to throw something.

Yeah, I don't believe I can hang with this bullshiat either.  I would rather see how many toothpicks fit in my peehole.


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/next I'll try paper clips
 
2017-09-25 12:00:44 PM  
R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World
Youtube Z0GFRcFm-aY


It's the end of the world as we know it.
 
2017-09-25 12:00:45 PM  
North Korea= Ignore them, they just want attention.
Puerto Rico= Let's help those poor, unfortunate souls.
NFL= Let's all ignore that and let it blow over. The players will stop doing these types of things if the media and us ignore it.
Hilary= We shall see.
 
2017-09-25 12:02:13 PM  
I too get excited about making stock. I'll stab any of my family members for a turkey carcass.
 
2017-09-25 12:03:20 PM  

giantmeteor: It's clearly Hillary's fault. If she hadn't been so dull, monotone and unrelatable we might actually have competent leadership to get us through all of this.


I blame you for failure to better organize your GiantMeteor SuperPACs and your poor grassroots campaign.

You had some t-shirts and a few bumper stickers, which is nice, but clearly you should've invested better in hats.  Unsat.

You could've been a contender!
 
2017-09-25 12:03:49 PM  
Buttery mails have infiltrated the timeline in a much stupider version of The Temporal Wars set to Yakety Sax.
 
2017-09-25 12:04:06 PM  

kdawg7736: Puerto Rico= Let's help those poor, unfortunate souls.


They'll tie funding action for Puerto Rico to an Obamacare repeal and tax cut bill and then blame Democrats when they still can't get it passed.
 
2017-09-25 12:04:14 PM  

kdawg7736: North Korea= Ignore them, they just want attention.
Puerto Rico= Let's help those poor, unfortunate souls.
NFL= Let's all ignore that and let it blow over. The players will stop doing these types of things if the media and us ignore it.
Hilary= We shall see. No Really, What Happened?


FTFY
 
2017-09-25 12:05:20 PM  
You know what? fark her and her farking lies and her stupid ignorant farking self
 
2017-09-25 12:05:41 PM  

kdawg7736: NFL= Let's all ignore that and let it blow over. The players will stop doing these types of things if the media and us ignore it.


How about addressing the problem which the protest is about?  Or should we just continue to ignore that as well?
 
2017-09-25 12:05:53 PM  

giantmeteor: Markoff_Cheney: FormlessOne: ...I'm not sure I can watch this today... I can't afford to replace my monitor or TV, and I know I'm going to throw something.

Yeah, I don't believe I can hang with this bullshiat either.  I would rather see how many toothpicks fit in my peehole.

7
/next I'll try paper clips


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2017-09-25 12:09:47 PM  

firemanbuck: kdawg7736: NFL= Let's all ignore that and let it blow over. The players will stop doing these types of things if the media and us ignore it.

How about addressing the problem which the protest is about?  Or should we just continue to ignore that as well?


But that makes white people uncomfortable while they veg out on the couch, stuff their faces, and watch sportsball.

Of all the people who saw the protests at home and pretended to be outraged, the only ones who stood up for the anthem were getting up to raid the fridge or take a piss.
 
2017-09-25 12:20:58 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: giantmeteor: Markoff_Cheney: FormlessOne: ...I'm not sure I can watch this today... I can't afford to replace my monitor or TV, and I know I'm going to throw something.

Yeah, I don't believe I can hang with this bullshiat either.  I would rather see how many toothpicks fit in my peehole.

7
/next I'll try paper clips

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Yeah no kiddin.

Toothpicks are not hypo-allergenic and prone to splinter and you do not want to explain that UTI to a nurse practitioner.
 
2017-09-25 12:21:27 PM  
I'm sure someone else has brought this up, but isn't NK a UN operation? Does someone need to explain this to dotard donnie? What if the plane they shoot down is from another country?
 
2017-09-25 12:29:28 PM  

oldernell: I'm sure someone else has brought this up, but isn't NK a UN operation? Does someone need to explain this to dotard donnie? What if the plane they shoot down is from another country?


If the UN did thier job Trump wouldn't need to say anything. Part of the problem is that China has signed onto the UN sanctions and undermines them. Of course, poor foreign policy under Obama has contributed to this issue as well. If Obama had done more then simply watched NK build its nuculear arsenal we wouldn't be in this mess.
 
2017-09-25 12:45:36 PM  

Loose_Cannon: If Obama had done more then simply watched NK build its nuculear arsenal we wouldn't be in this mess.


Oh bullshiat.  Complete bullshiat. No matter what previous presidents did we wouldn't be in this mess at all if Trump just ignored NK instead of picking a fight with them.  Why bother needling them in the first place?  Sure, they have a brutal dictatorship but there is nothing we can do about it except apply the types of economic pressures we have been along with the rest of the world.

And why would NK want nukes?  Maybe it's because we had a farking moron of a president who created an "Axis of Evil" that targeted Iraq, Iran, and NK and then invaded the one nation on that list that wasn't working on nukes.  If you don't want a nuclear Iran or North Korea then don't create conditions where it would make having nukes necessary to the survival of each of those nations.

Republicans need to learn to the wisdom of Will Smith (I know, he's black, get over it).  He said, to paraphrase, if you don't start trouble then there won't be trouble.  Bush and Trump have started trouble - for no reason, mind you - and here you are blaming the black Democrat for their farkups.
 
2017-09-25 12:49:33 PM  
 
2017-09-25 12:58:18 PM  

stoli n coke: firemanbuck: kdawg7736: NFL= Let's all ignore that and let it blow over. The players will stop doing these types of things if the media and us ignore it.

How about addressing the problem which the protest is about?  Or should we just continue to ignore that as well?

But that makes white people uncomfortable while they veg out on the couch, stuff their faces, and watch sportsball.

Of all the people who saw the protests at home and pretended to be outraged, the only ones who stood up for the anthem were getting up to raid the fridge or take a piss.


I have no disagreement with your assessment.  And, I'd like to add, where are the people concerned about "disrespect during the national anthem" when fans talk, drink,wear hats, etc. during the playing of the anthem.  Those are all just as disrespectful.
 
2017-09-25 01:02:25 PM  
My body is ready.
 
2017-09-25 01:03:56 PM  
Has anyone made Sarah Snekabee a thing yet?
 
2017-09-25 01:04:20 PM  

VoodooTaco: Unsat.


Navy?

Only time I've heard that used. Just curious. :)
 
2017-09-25 01:06:05 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Has anyone made Sarah Snekabee a thing yet?


The only one who should is impaler.
 
2017-09-25 01:06:55 PM  
kurdish referendum today, too. could have profound impact on the world
 
2017-09-25 01:07:29 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Has anyone made Sarah Snekabee a thing yet?


Walleye McDipshiat.
 
2017-09-25 01:08:53 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 01:09:10 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: FormlessOne: ...I'm not sure I can watch this today... I can't afford to replace my monitor or TV, and I know I'm going to throw something.

Yeah, I don't believe I can hang with this bullshiat either.  I would rather see how many toothpicks fit in my peehole.


Bunched together or end to end?
 
2017-09-25 01:09:23 PM  

VoodooTaco: giantmeteor: It's clearly Hillary's fault. If she hadn't been so dull, monotone and unrelatable we might actually have competent leadership to get us through all of this.

I blame you for failure to better organize your GiantMeteor SuperPACs and your poor grassroots campaign.

You had some t-shirts and a few bumper stickers, which is nice, but clearly you should've invested better in hats.  Unsat.

You could've been a contender!


Everyone talks about my Super PAC but no one wants to put the work in; I'm taking cold calls, boots on the ground, door to door canvassing.
Not to mention that there was already a prominent candidate with a strong pro-global cataclysm platform. He's the guy who won.
 
d23 [BareFark]
2017-09-25 01:09:33 PM  
fark everyone in this administration.

The politeness has to go when dealing with these farkwads.  Get the FARK out!
 
2017-09-25 01:09:38 PM  
Easy. Alternative facepalms.
 
2017-09-25 01:10:35 PM  
I'm bored with her. Unlike Spicer she doesn't even try to spin anything. She just ignores what the press says or says she answered their questions already.

Horrible ratings!
 
d23 [BareFark]
2017-09-25 01:10:54 PM  

FormlessOne: ...I'm not sure I can watch this today... I can't afford to replace my monitor or TV, and I know I'm going to throw something.


You're not going to learn anything, either, so I would say the worth of watching it is pretty damn low.
 
2017-09-25 01:11:12 PM  

21-7-b: kurdish referendum today, too. could have profound impact on the world


And as a former colony ourselves, we should be backing the Kurds if they decide to vote for independance. But I'm sure we won't.
 
2017-09-25 01:11:14 PM  

serfdood: Markoff_Cheney: FormlessOne: ...I'm not sure I can watch this today... I can't afford to replace my monitor or TV, and I know I'm going to throw something.

Yeah, I don't believe I can hang with this bullshiat either.  I would rather see how many toothpicks fit in my peehole.

Bunched together or end to end?


Sideways.  Go straight for the Mountain Dew EXTREME brah.
 
2017-09-25 01:11:41 PM  
Subby.... You missed the obviously racially motivated mass shooting.  But hey, shhhhhhh....
 
2017-09-25 01:14:28 PM  

giantmeteor: It's clearly Hillary's fault. If she hadn't been so dull, monotone and unrelatable we might actually have competent leadership to get us through all of this.


Hey, speaking of dull, monotone, and unrelatable, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is on at 2.
 
2017-09-25 01:16:48 PM  

Ecobuckeye: 21-7-b: kurdish referendum today, too. could have profound impact on the world

And as a former colony ourselves, we should be backing the Kurds if they decide to vote for independance. But I'm sure we won't.


here's an article from now

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/25/iraqi-kurds-vote-in-his​t​oric-independence-referendum
 
2017-09-25 01:17:49 PM  

The Third Man: giantmeteor: It's clearly Hillary's fault. If she hadn't been so dull, monotone and unrelatable we might actually have competent leadership to get us through all of this.

Hey, speaking of dull, monotone, and unrelatable, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is on at 2.


She's supposed to be on at 2. She will be on sometime between 2:45 and 3:15.
 
2017-09-25 01:20:30 PM  
My whole press sec'y bingo card is "compares something to her kids in the morning."
 
2017-09-25 01:22:17 PM  

Circusdog320: The president speaks his mind is evil. The media is evil speaks it's mind...SSDD


FTFY
 
2017-09-25 01:22:21 PM  
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2017-09-25 01:24:38 PM  

Kentucky Fried Panda: Subby.... You missed the obviously racially motivated mass shooting.  But hey, shhhhhhh....


Shooter used to attend the church so probably not and it'll turn out to be schizophrenia or other mental illness but he's a twenty year Sudanese immigrant, maybe you should run with that.
 
2017-09-25 01:24:40 PM  

SomeoneDumb: My whole press sec'y bingo card is "compares something to her kids in the morning."


Don't forget about the birthday shout-out.

"And before we begin I'd like to wish a happy 103rd birthday to Dick McGroin from West Rumpshakker, Virginia."
 
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