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(CBS News) NewsFlash If you have an erection lasting 21 months, seek relief in the prison shower   ( cbsnews.com) divider line
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2017-09-25 11:26:25 AM  
Lock up your weiner
 
2017-09-25 11:26:29 AM  
21 months for sexting?! That's a pretty stiff sentence.
 
2017-09-25 11:27:05 AM  

HiFiGuy: 21 months for sexting?! That's a pretty stiff sentence.


21 months of hard time
 
2017-09-25 11:27:42 AM  
This guy really pulled a boner this time.
 
2017-09-25 11:27:57 AM  
Your modern Republican party. Is anyone really surprised?
 
2017-09-25 11:28:02 AM  
glad we finally got to the bottom of that FBI announcement 48 hours before the election. phew!
 
2017-09-25 11:28:20 AM  
Dude was a senator with a hot wife (IMO).  Amazing he can't keep his habits under control enough to keep his life stable.
 
2017-09-25 11:28:26 AM  
Man, they really gave him the shaft.
 
2017-09-25 11:30:15 AM  
Penis.
 
2017-09-25 11:30:28 AM  
This time Weiner didn't get off!
 
2017-09-25 11:30:33 AM  
Wieners tag kicks the dirt, cusses.
 
2017-09-25 11:31:25 AM  
He will make lots of friends img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 11:31:31 AM  
frynotshocked.gif
 
2017-09-25 11:31:44 AM  
Weiner goes down.
 
2017-09-25 11:31:47 AM  
I still can't believe Hilldawg kept Huma and this joker so close while she was running for president. Just one of the many reasons why Trump is now president.
 
2017-09-25 11:31:49 AM  
There's a penis joke in here somewhere.
 
2017-09-25 11:32:06 AM  
You're all a bunch of dicks for laughing at what I'm sure is a very hard time in this prick's life. In all seriousness though, Anthony Weirner really cocked things up, and he has no choice now but to let the penal system give it to him.
 
2017-09-25 11:32:26 AM  

HiFiGuy: 21 months for sexting?! That's a pretty stiff sentence.


She was 15 years old, dude!

i.giphy.com
 
2017-09-25 11:32:36 AM  
[insert_obligatory_penis_pun_here]
 
2017-09-25 11:33:12 AM  
weiner getting weinered
 
2017-09-25 11:33:19 AM  
They're being pretty hard on the Weiner.
 
2017-09-25 11:33:54 AM  
I fail to see the Huma in this.
 
2017-09-25 11:33:59 AM  
This thread will surely display the mature and thoughtful discussions Fark is famous for.
 
2017-09-25 11:34:14 AM  

As Judge Cote announced her sentence, Weiner dropped his head and burst into audible sobs.


Weepin' Weiner.
 
2017-09-25 11:34:26 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-09-25 11:34:28 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Your modern Republican party. Is anyone really surprised?


Ugh. I can imagine Fox News slapping a (D) by this guy's name soon.
 
2017-09-25 11:34:33 AM  
 
2017-09-25 11:35:10 AM  

As Judge Cote announced her sentence, Weiner dropped his head



img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 11:36:21 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 11:36:47 AM  

drewsclues: I still can't believe Hilldawg kept Huma and this joker so close while she was running for president. Just one of the many reasons why Trump is now president.


As someone else said, Anthony Weiner is living farking proof that the Clintons don't murder political rivals and troublemakers.
 
2017-09-25 11:36:51 AM  

stuhayes2010: Dude was a senator with a hot wife (IMO).  Amazing he can't keep his habits under control enough to keep his life stable.


Congressman not senator
 
2017-09-25 11:37:06 AM  
Weiner really got spanked.
 
2017-09-25 11:37:23 AM  
Austin Powers - Radar Jokes
Youtube lYSOmYyNHpU
 
2017-09-25 11:37:27 AM  
How long is he going away for?

It'schlong time.
 
2017-09-25 11:37:52 AM  
He's gonna come out of there so hard up for teens, he's gonna do something bad. This guy just can't stop. He needs to be painted red or something, just going free after the sentence is done won't do it.
 
2017-09-25 11:37:59 AM  

drewsclues: I still can't believe Hilldawg kept Huma and this joker so close while she was running for president. Just one of the many reasons why Trump is now president.


There is a tiny, tangential irony here.Part of Donald Trump's "brand" is about how personally loyal he is and how much loyalty means to him.But there is no good evidence to suggest this is true. Trump expects it of others, but he doesn't return it. Hillary, meanwhile, remained loyal to Huma even with all of Huma's husband's baggage and that helped to drag her down. So, the personal narrative is wrongheaded and, just as important, the idea that it matters to voters is wrongheaded.
 
2017-09-25 11:38:35 AM  

MattytheMouse: AverageAmericanGuy: Your modern Republican party. Is anyone really surprised?

Ugh. I can imagine Fox News slapping a (D) by this guy's name soon.


Did I miss a joke somewhere?
 
2017-09-25 11:38:58 AM  

rudemix: This guy really pulled a boner this time.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2017-09-25 11:39:09 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 11:39:19 AM  

sdd2000: stuhayes2010: Dude was a senator with a hot wife (IMO).  Amazing he can't keep his habits under control enough to keep his life stable.

Congressman not senator


Had he been a Republican he'd still be in office - perhaps even a Senator by now and probably (given his status in the Democratic Party before all of this) a presidential contender if not a candidate.
 
2017-09-25 11:39:21 AM  
I'm sure he's already working on his early release ..feverishly!
 
2017-09-25 11:39:39 AM  
Will there be chortling?
www.dialbforblog.com
 
2017-09-25 11:40:23 AM  
rjspoone.files.wordpress.com
 
2017-09-25 11:40:57 AM  
Right about now, at his most flaccid, Weiner is probably wondering if he'll be allowed to use a cell phone in prison.
 
2017-09-25 11:41:17 AM  
I'd say he...   got off easy.

/I'll see my way out.
 
2017-09-25 11:41:19 AM  

Super Chronic: MattytheMouse: AverageAmericanGuy: Your modern Republican party. Is anyone really surprised?

Ugh. I can imagine Fox News slapping a (D) by this guy's name soon.

Did I miss a joke somewhere?


Yes, but I won't explain it because then the joke won't be funny!
 
2017-09-25 11:42:03 AM  
Weiner has started a band in prison , D-I-E (dicks in Emails) and will be preforming his tribute to the Village People with his cover version of "YMCA" entitled "P-M-I-T-A".:
 
2017-09-25 11:44:30 AM  
But remember, according to our experts with Differing Opinions(tm), Fark doesn't make fun of or scrutinize Democrats who break the law.
 
2017-09-25 11:44:31 AM  

stuhayes2010: Dude was a senator with a hot wife (IMO).  Amazing he can't keep his habits under control enough to keep his life stable.


I've done fMRI research into addictions.  The four worst are, in this order...

1-nicotine
2-opioids
3-sex
4-food

also...fta- wonder what this is.

claims of a therapeutic awakening
 
2017-09-25 11:45:14 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Your modern Republican party. Is anyone really surprised?


I was.

He was sexting a girl.
 
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