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(CNN)   For every Trump tweet today, there's one from a few years ago that completely contradicts it   ( cnn.com) divider line
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WGJ [TotalFark]
2017-09-25 12:06:46 PM  
I'm beginning to think this Trump guy is an idiot.
 
2017-09-25 12:12:45 PM  
For every Trump tweet today, there's one from a few years ago that completely contradicts it
 
2017-09-25 12:14:35 PM  
F*ck. "today" should be "today". Now I look like a Trump.
 
2017-09-25 12:18:54 PM  

i67.tinypic.com

 
2017-09-25 12:20:05 PM  

GooberMcFly: F*ck. "today" should be "today". Now I look like a Trump.


#SAD
 
2017-09-25 12:58:50 PM  
His ethics and morals are very situational, and the situation has changed (and continues to change).
 
2017-09-25 01:22:45 PM  

Ambivalence: His ethics and morals are very situational


To wit: Does the situation help me politically, or make me wealthier?

Everything can be keyed to those two options. Not the good of the country, or its people, or any other factor.
 
2017-09-25 01:30:31 PM  
I'm starting to think every Trump submission should get the Obvious tag.

Once again, none of this is a surprise.  He was a known quantity long before he announced his candidacy.
 
2017-09-25 01:33:14 PM  

BKITU: Ambivalence: His ethics and morals are very situational

To wit: Does the situation help me politically, or make me wealthier?

Everything can be keyed to those two options. Not the good of the country, or its people, or any other factor.


He's not a politician so he doesn't think "politically".  It's just "does the situation help me", and that's it.  Doesn't matter who gets farked over in the process.

The problem is he's the President now, he can't afford to NOT think politically.  Because you fark over too many or the wrong people and there will be hell to pay.
 
2017-09-25 02:09:53 PM  

Ambivalence: His ethics and morals are very situational, and the situation has changed (and continues to change).


A what and a what, now?
 
2017-09-25 02:17:48 PM  
He criticized every action and lack of action that Obama made, every word he said and didn't say, every day after he was humiliated at that roast. Now guess what? Turns out that consecutive presidents have a lot of the same routine duties to perform and choices to make.
 
2017-09-25 02:31:04 PM  
Where are all the Drewgs today? These threads have been bereft of trolling.
 
2017-09-25 02:33:39 PM  
Trump is a clairvoyant with severe dementia.  He put out insanely accurate tweets a few years ago,  but mistakenly substituted Obama's name for his own.
 
2017-09-25 02:34:27 PM  
Has Obama stopped being black yet?
 
2017-09-25 02:35:01 PM  
Past Donald Trump's tweets would make more sense if we knew that he was a time traveler.
 
2017-09-25 02:35:20 PM  

blackminded: Where are all the Drewgs today?


Crying over the phone to C-SPAN.
 
2017-09-25 02:36:39 PM  
kneeling is offensive to HIM that's all that matters... this guy doesn't know how to earn respect he just thinks you have to because he's president
 
2017-09-25 02:36:49 PM  
Before = The President is a black guy
Now = The President itsa MEEEEEEEE!

See the difference?  Totally different situation.
 
2017-09-25 02:36:58 PM  
Biggest flip-flopper ever to hold the office.
 
2017-09-25 02:37:49 PM  

Bowen: Has Obama stopped being black yet?


I don't believe he's gotten his constitutionally-mandated Crackaplasty yet.
 
2017-09-25 02:38:07 PM  

Virulency: kneeling is offensive to HIM that's all that matters... this guy doesn't know how to earn respect he just thinks you have to because he's president


Look, Trump cannot kneel down because of those bone spurs that kept him out of Nam.
 
2017-09-25 02:38:35 PM  
Serious Black:

Past Donald Trump's tweets would make more sense if we knew that he was a time traveler.  compromised by a foreign government whose objective is to destroy America from the inside.

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 02:38:48 PM  

lilbjorn: Biggest flip-flopper ever to hold the office.


What does Trump's obesitiy have to do with his hypocrisy?
 
2017-09-25 02:40:23 PM  

GooberMcFly: F*ck. "today" should be "today". Now I look like a Trump.


You trumped that one up like a trumping trump!
 
2017-09-25 02:41:05 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Serious Black:

Past Donald Trump's tweets would make more sense if we knew that he was a time traveler.  compromised by a foreign government whose objective is to destroy America from the inside.

[img.fark.net image 425x239]


I disagree. Everybody and their six-feet-under grandma already knows he's Putin's jester. That still leaves tons of his past tweets undecipherable even with help from the Oracle at Delphi. The time traveling hypothesis would explain a LOT more than the I'm bought and sold by Russia conclusion.
 
2017-09-25 02:45:43 PM  

theflatline: Virulency: kneeling is offensive to HIM that's all that matters... this guy doesn't know how to earn respect he just thinks you have to because he's president

Look, Trump cannot kneel down because of those bone spurs that kept him out of Nam.


yup must be jealous, he figures he would totally have been in the NFL if it wasn't for that..
 
2017-09-25 02:46:29 PM  
So... day ending in "y", is it?
 
2017-09-25 02:46:48 PM  

Serious Black: Glorious Golden Ass: Serious Black:

Past Donald Trump's tweets would make more sense if we knew that he was a time traveler.  compromised by a foreign government whose objective is to destroy America from the inside.

[img.fark.net image 425x239]

I disagree. Everybody and their six-feet-under grandma already knows he's Putin's jester. That still leaves tons of his past tweets undecipherable even with help from the Oracle at Delphi. The time traveling hypothesis would explain a LOT more than the I'm bought and sold by Russia conclusion.


Maybe it's the result of a Russian time traveling accident?  Somebody pissed in the time machine.
 
2017-09-25 02:47:46 PM  
I'm looking forward to the day when Trump trips on a squirrel so we can unearth the tweet where he complained about how only fat losers trip on squirrels.
 
2017-09-25 02:47:50 PM  
I don't know, Trump is quite consistently on the wrong side of any right or wrong issue.
 
2017-09-25 02:51:43 PM  
Also, has Trump mentioned that a US commonwealth is underwater at all, yet? He's spent four days raging about black people disrespecting a hallowed, 8-year old tradition, which is longer than his attention span usually permits, but I'm not sure if he's shown any concern for the brown people in the hurricane. . . probably because they're mostly brown.
 
2017-09-25 02:54:51 PM  
Consistency isn't a strong point of pathological liars.
 
2017-09-25 02:56:41 PM  
images.indianexpress.com
 
2017-09-25 02:57:55 PM  

Ambivalence: BKITU: Ambivalence: His ethics and morals are very situational

To wit: Does the situation help me politically, or make me wealthier?

Everything can be keyed to those two options. Not the good of the country, or its people, or any other factor.

He's not a politician so he doesn't think "politically".  It's just "does the situation help me", and that's it.  Doesn't matter who gets farked over in the process.

The problem is he's the President now, he can't afford to NOT think politically.  Because you fark over too many or the wrong people and there will be hell to pay.


Well, I meant "politically" in the larger sense, as in positioning yourself among peers, such as office politics. But, yes. You're spot-on, and I was unclear.
 
2017-09-25 03:00:53 PM  
media3.giphy.com
 
2017-09-25 03:01:21 PM  
Remember when the GOP held rallies to support your right to protest at work.

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 03:01:35 PM  
For every one of my fark posts there is another which contradicts it. Vote fMF in 2020!
 
2017-09-25 03:02:28 PM  
Third Law of Trump - for each and every position there is an equal and opposite position

/not original
 
2017-09-25 03:04:18 PM  
Trump was granted the gift of prophecy, but cursed to only foresee his own failings.
 
2017-09-25 03:06:48 PM  
He says whatever he thinks will play best with his audience.  There's nothing more to it.
 
2017-09-25 03:08:27 PM  
I wonder how many people stood for the national anthem at their job today, or plan to at its weekly playing in their workplace.
 
2017-09-25 03:10:09 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Serious Black: Glorious Golden Ass: Serious Black:

Past Donald Trump's tweets would make more sense if we knew that he was a time traveler.  compromised by a foreign government whose objective is to destroy America from the inside.

[img.fark.net image 425x239]

I disagree. Everybody and their six-feet-under grandma already knows he's Putin's jester. That still leaves tons of his past tweets undecipherable even with help from the Oracle at Delphi. The time traveling hypothesis would explain a LOT more than the I'm bought and sold by Russia conclusion.

Maybe it's the result of a Russian time traveling accident?  Somebody pissed in the time machine.


A Russian prostitute probably.
 
2017-09-25 03:11:16 PM  
It's like Trump insulted an old gypsy woman who cursed him to live out his tweets.
 
2017-09-25 03:11:31 PM  

koinbahd: Remember when the GOP held rallies to support your right to protest at work.

[img.fark.net image 425x318]


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 03:12:16 PM  

Serious Black: Glorious Golden Ass: Serious Black: Glorious Golden Ass: Serious Black:

Past Donald Trump's tweets would make more sense if we knew that he was a time traveler.  compromised by a foreign government whose objective is to destroy America from the inside.

[img.fark.net image 425x239]

I disagree. Everybody and their six-feet-under grandma already knows he's Putin's jester. That still leaves tons of his past tweets undecipherable even with help from the Oracle at Delphi. The time traveling hypothesis would explain a LOT more than the I'm bought and sold by Russia conclusion.

Maybe it's the result of a Russian time traveling accident?  Somebody pissed in the time machine.

A Russian prostitute probably.


Моча 1,21 гига?!?
 
2017-09-25 03:17:02 PM  
TRUMP "SHOCKED" HE ISN'T A KING

Thought Revolutionary War to liberate America from British monarchical rule was "a musical, you know, like Hamilton whatisname".


Kelly screams at staffers all the time to "just leave him the fark alone!"

Pence practices holding, humping, fisting, tonguing family Bible during oath-taking runthroughs while Ted Cruz watches and masturbates
 
2017-09-25 03:20:00 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-25 03:21:21 PM  

HighOnCraic: It's like Trump insulted an old gypsy woman who cursed him to live out his tweets.


Old Gypsy man actually.
img.fark.net
/"Tweeter"
 
2017-09-25 03:21:50 PM  
I find the Trump tirade exhausting. I wish he would just shut up.
Every single day. Every day. Every farking day. Shut up you p.o.s. potus.
 
2017-09-25 03:23:21 PM  

blackminded: koinbahd: Remember when the GOP held rallies to support your right to protest at work.

[img.fark.net image 425x318]

[img.fark.net image 600x600]


Hell, that protest actually broke laws and had negatively affected other people's lives.
 
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