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(NewNowNext)   Italian beach closed due to unexpected dildo migration (Possibly Not Safe for Work image)   ( newnownext.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Coast, Licola Mare Clean, sea currents flow, Seaside resort, Cleanliness, Umberto Mercurio, Camaldoli monastery, phallic toys  
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2017-09-29 09:26:30 AM  
10 votes:
African or European dildo?
2017-09-29 07:53:16 AM  
9 votes:
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2017-09-29 08:07:34 AM  
8 votes:
Umberto Mercurio is the president of the coastline-cleaning group and explained to The Sunthat garbage often ends up in the area because of the way that the sea currents flow, as the spot marks the end of the channel's course.

Possible source:

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2017-09-29 09:47:32 AM  
7 votes:

Snarfangel: African or European dildo?


Based on the title picture..African..
2017-09-29 09:30:44 AM  
7 votes:
Unexpected Dildo Migration is the name of my instrumental Flock of Seagulls tribute band.
2017-09-29 09:26:30 AM  
5 votes:

Cheron: So far today we've had migratory dildos and tubers that reminded some shoppers of their husbands, on a good night. You know what there is no reason to be embarrassed about owning, buying or using a sex toy. Go ahead buy one, two or ten without shame. Trust me the world would be a better place if more people if more people were getting the Big O.


That was a shameless plug for the sex toy industry.
2017-09-29 09:26:04 AM  
5 votes:
It's autumn. They're traveling south to their winter feeding grounds.
2017-09-29 03:26:04 PM  
4 votes:
This is why we have the "plug" tag, people!
2017-09-29 11:27:47 AM  
4 votes:

EmptyCup: iReadTheCommentsRay.jpg

Anyone notice how quickly the comments descended into a discussion of the bible and if god made dildos? You know, if you can't have a lighthearted discussion in a story about mysterious sex toys awash on a beach by a monastery then what can you have a lighthearted discussion about?


Yes, but the comments also gave us the term 'driftwood'.
2017-09-29 09:36:11 AM  
3 votes:

DubyaHater: Unexpected Dildo Migration is the name of my instrumental Flock of Seagulls tribute band.


🎶And I swam
I swam so far away
I just swam
I swam all night and day
I couldn't get away🎶
2017-09-29 09:19:41 AM  
2 votes:
<something about farkmitter's mom on holiday>
2017-09-29 07:48:02 PM  
1 vote:

Li'l Robbie: The next fad in kids' books:  "Where's Dildo?"


Kids these days...
img.fark.net
2017-09-29 04:29:52 PM  
1 vote:

Dr Jack Badofsky: This text is now purple: This is why we have the "plug" tag, people!

You said plug.


He meant "plugh."
/In a hollow voice.
amb
2017-09-29 01:38:09 PM  
1 vote:
It really is sad when marine animals beach themselves.
2017-09-29 10:36:30 AM  
1 vote:
image.ibb.co
2017-09-29 10:01:36 AM  
1 vote:

EmptyCup: iReadTheCommentsRay.jpg

Anyone notice how quickly the comments descended into a discussion of the bible and if god made dildos? You know, if you can't have a lighthearted discussion in a story about mysterious sex toys awash on a beach by a monastery then what can you have a lighthearted discussion about?


Could god make a dildo too big for him/her to use?
2017-09-29 09:36:42 AM  
1 vote:

RJReves: Cheron: So far today we've had migratory dildos and tubers that reminded some shoppers of their husbands, on a good night. You know what there is no reason to be embarrassed about owning, buying or using a sex toy. Go ahead buy one, two or ten without shame. Trust me the world would be a better place if more people if more people were getting the Big O.

That was a shameless plug for the sex toy industry.


You said plug.
2017-09-29 09:34:13 AM  
1 vote:

RJReves: Cheron: So far today we've had migratory dildos and tubers that reminded some shoppers of their husbands, on a good night. You know what there is no reason to be embarrassed about owning, buying or using a sex toy. Go ahead buy one, two or ten without shame. Trust me the world would be a better place if more people if more people were getting the Big O.

That was a shameless plug for the sex toy industry.


You could always DIY. I'm not googling it at work but it would make trips to the Home Depot more fun. "yeah, I'm gonna need six feet of the 2 inch PVC pipe, a set of vicegrips, and wiring for a 220V plug. Need a lotta juice."
2017-09-29 09:24:54 AM  
1 vote:
So far today we've had migratory dildos and tubers that reminded some shoppers of their husbands, on a good night. You know what there is no reason to be embarrassed about owning, buying or using a sex toy. Go ahead buy one, two or ten without shame. Trust me the world would be a better place if more people if more people were getting the Big O.
 
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