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(NewNowNext)   Italian beach closed due to unexpected dildo migration (Possibly Not Safe for Work image)   ( newnownext.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Coast, Licola Mare Clean, sea currents flow, Seaside resort, Cleanliness, Umberto Mercurio, Camaldoli monastery, phallic toys  
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2017-09-29 09:24:54 AM  
6 votes:
So far today we've had migratory dildos and tubers that reminded some shoppers of their husbands, on a good night. You know what there is no reason to be embarrassed about owning, buying or using a sex toy. Go ahead buy one, two or ten without shame. Trust me the world would be a better place if more people if more people were getting the Big O.
2017-09-29 09:32:55 AM  
2 votes:
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Anyone notice how quickly the comments descended into a discussion of the bible and if god made dildos? You know, if you can't have a lighthearted discussion in a story about mysterious sex toys awash on a beach by a monastery then what can you have a lighthearted discussion about?
2017-09-29 11:01:30 AM  
1 vote:
Was it an undersea, unexplained, mass dildo migration?


If not, he ain't interested.
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2017-09-29 09:36:42 AM  
1 vote:

RJReves: Cheron: So far today we've had migratory dildos and tubers that reminded some shoppers of their husbands, on a good night. You know what there is no reason to be embarrassed about owning, buying or using a sex toy. Go ahead buy one, two or ten without shame. Trust me the world would be a better place if more people if more people were getting the Big O.

That was a shameless plug for the sex toy industry.


You said plug.
2017-09-29 09:26:30 AM  
1 vote:
African or European dildo?
 
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