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(NewNowNext)   Italian beach closed due to unexpected dildo migration (Possibly Not Safe for Work image)   ( newnownext.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Coast, Licola Mare Clean, sea currents flow, Seaside resort, Cleanliness, Umberto Mercurio, Camaldoli monastery, phallic toys  
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2017-09-29 07:53:16 AM  
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2017-09-29 08:07:34 AM  
Umberto Mercurio is the president of the coastline-cleaning group and explained to The Sunthat garbage often ends up in the area because of the way that the sea currents flow, as the spot marks the end of the channel's course.

Possible source:

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2017-09-29 09:19:41 AM  
<something about farkmitter's mom on holiday>
 
2017-09-29 09:24:54 AM  
So far today we've had migratory dildos and tubers that reminded some shoppers of their husbands, on a good night. You know what there is no reason to be embarrassed about owning, buying or using a sex toy. Go ahead buy one, two or ten without shame. Trust me the world would be a better place if more people if more people were getting the Big O.
 
2017-09-29 09:26:04 AM  
It's autumn. They're traveling south to their winter feeding grounds.
 
2017-09-29 09:26:30 AM  

Cheron: So far today we've had migratory dildos and tubers that reminded some shoppers of their husbands, on a good night. You know what there is no reason to be embarrassed about owning, buying or using a sex toy. Go ahead buy one, two or ten without shame. Trust me the world would be a better place if more people if more people were getting the Big O.


That was a shameless plug for the sex toy industry.
 
2017-09-29 09:26:30 AM  
African or European dildo?
 
2017-09-29 09:30:44 AM  
Unexpected Dildo Migration is the name of my instrumental Flock of Seagulls tribute band.
 
2017-09-29 09:32:55 AM  
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Anyone notice how quickly the comments descended into a discussion of the bible and if god made dildos? You know, if you can't have a lighthearted discussion in a story about mysterious sex toys awash on a beach by a monastery then what can you have a lighthearted discussion about?
 
2017-09-29 09:34:13 AM  

RJReves: Cheron: So far today we've had migratory dildos and tubers that reminded some shoppers of their husbands, on a good night. You know what there is no reason to be embarrassed about owning, buying or using a sex toy. Go ahead buy one, two or ten without shame. Trust me the world would be a better place if more people if more people were getting the Big O.

That was a shameless plug for the sex toy industry.


You could always DIY. I'm not googling it at work but it would make trips to the Home Depot more fun. "yeah, I'm gonna need six feet of the 2 inch PVC pipe, a set of vicegrips, and wiring for a 220V plug. Need a lotta juice."
 
2017-09-29 09:36:11 AM  

DubyaHater: Unexpected Dildo Migration is the name of my instrumental Flock of Seagulls tribute band.


🎶And I swam
I swam so far away
I just swam
I swam all night and day
I couldn't get away🎶
 
2017-09-29 09:36:42 AM  

RJReves: Cheron: So far today we've had migratory dildos and tubers that reminded some shoppers of their husbands, on a good night. You know what there is no reason to be embarrassed about owning, buying or using a sex toy. Go ahead buy one, two or ten without shame. Trust me the world would be a better place if more people if more people were getting the Big O.

That was a shameless plug for the sex toy industry.


You said plug.
 
2017-09-29 09:40:02 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: RJReves: Cheron: So far today we've had migratory dildos and tubers that reminded some shoppers of their husbands, on a good night. You know what there is no reason to be embarrassed about owning, buying or using a sex toy. Go ahead buy one, two or ten without shame. Trust me the world would be a better place if more people if more people were getting the Big O.

That was a shameless plug for the sex toy industry.

You said plug.


Don't be a butt..
 
2017-09-29 09:47:32 AM  

Snarfangel: African or European dildo?


Based on the title picture..African..
 
2017-09-29 10:01:36 AM  

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Anyone notice how quickly the comments descended into a discussion of the bible and if god made dildos? You know, if you can't have a lighthearted discussion in a story about mysterious sex toys awash on a beach by a monastery then what can you have a lighthearted discussion about?


Could god make a dildo too big for him/her to use?
 
2017-09-29 10:36:30 AM  
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2017-09-29 11:01:30 AM  
Was it an undersea, unexplained, mass dildo migration?


If not, he ain't interested.
img.cinemablend.com
 
2017-09-29 11:27:47 AM  

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Anyone notice how quickly the comments descended into a discussion of the bible and if god made dildos? You know, if you can't have a lighthearted discussion in a story about mysterious sex toys awash on a beach by a monastery then what can you have a lighthearted discussion about?


Yes, but the comments also gave us the term 'driftwood'.
 
2017-09-29 12:57:44 PM  
"Dildos on the sand" sounds like the caption of a Demotivational Poster
 
2017-09-29 01:07:11 PM  
The next fad in kids' books:  "Where's Dildo?"
 
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2017-09-29 01:38:09 PM  
It really is sad when marine animals beach themselves.
 
2017-09-29 02:16:12 PM  

Guuberre: "Dildos on the sand" sounds like the caption of a Demotivational Poster


Dildos in the sand
That is what they are
Looking quite unmanned
From some strange boudoir
Get away from me
Giant schlong unfurled
And we migrate on the ocean, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha
 
2017-09-29 02:52:17 PM  
I remember my gf getting the dildo when we went our separate ways. I pined for it, and recently asked for it back, and it turned out she'd thrown it out the window of her very tall apartment building of the time.
 
2017-09-29 03:26:04 PM  
This is why we have the "plug" tag, people!
 
2017-09-29 04:06:43 PM  

This text is now purple: This is why we have the "plug" tag, people!


You said plug.
 
2017-09-29 04:29:52 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: This text is now purple: This is why we have the "plug" tag, people!

You said plug.


He meant "plugh."
/In a hollow voice.
 
2017-09-29 06:05:51 PM  
A deluge of dildos. You know, as far as group nouns go, that works really well.
 
2017-09-29 07:48:02 PM  

Li'l Robbie: The next fad in kids' books:  "Where's Dildo?"


Kids these days...
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2017-09-29 09:49:53 PM  
To be fair, everyone would be banned from swimming if dozens of bodies washed up.

But go ahead and say shiat about how kids are protected from sex and not violence.
 
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