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(5 News Fayetteville)   If the cops find three syringes in your vagina, along with an opioid pill wrapped in a $20 bill, you might as well try and forge your sister's signature on the arrest paperwork   ( 5newsonline.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Crime, Benton County Jail, probable cause affidavit, McCoy, Prescription drug, Felony, Criminal law, Tracy McCoy  
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2017-09-25 09:18:00 AM  
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2017-09-25 09:19:54 AM  
That's not at all what I expected her to look like. Sort of like an Asian guy with a thick southern drawl.
 
2017-09-25 09:52:59 AM  
Never mind the drugs.  If the cops found a vagina on me, I would not be thinking about paperwork.
 
2017-09-25 09:54:49 AM  
I'm kind of surprised there is a vagina to find drugs in, based on the mugshot.
 
2017-09-25 09:54:57 AM  
Syringes in your vagina? It's more likely than you think.
 
2017-09-25 09:55:56 AM  

cgraves67: I'm kind of surprised there is a vagina to find drugs in, based on the mugshot.


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2017-09-25 09:56:06 AM  
The vagina. Nature's fun pocket.
 
2017-09-25 09:56:33 AM  
Then a truck driver said he was trying to find his keys in there.
 
2017-09-25 09:56:47 AM  
And, after looking at that picture, I'm going to assume the only thing going in her vagina is 3 syringes, a little white pill, and $20....
 
2017-09-25 09:58:05 AM  
What are all these cops doing in someone's vagina in the first place?

And, the obvious, talk about product placement!
 
2017-09-25 09:58:14 AM  
Wait, how'd I stumble into a TFD thread?
 
2017-09-25 09:58:29 AM  
i dont think my vagina can hold that much stuff. my prison wallet too.
 
2017-09-25 10:00:50 AM  
She must be like fifth-Dan Kegel Master.

Why is that scene from Airplane! with the female passenger disgorging multiple eggs suddenly running through my head?
 
2017-09-25 10:01:07 AM  

BitwiseShift: What are all these cops doing in someone's vagina in the first place?


There's better refreshments than at the club and no cover charge?
 
2017-09-25 10:06:34 AM  
At least it wasn't a snuke.
 
2017-09-25 10:07:30 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i dont think my vagina can hold that much stuff. my prison wallet too.


Aren't you used to getting little pricks in there?
 
2017-09-25 10:08:45 AM  
THAT would be a nasty surprise if you picked her up for a date.
 
2017-09-25 10:09:25 AM  
furnishing prohibited articles to a corrections facility

That seems like a bogus charge to me. It wasn't her intent to go to a corrections facility, and  an officer removing something from somebody's hoo-haa seems a lot different than "furnishing."

Unless the officer wanted said items, that is...
 
2017-09-25 10:13:12 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Never mind the drugs.  If the cops found a vagina on me, I would not be thinking about paperwork.


Give it 28 days.
 
2017-09-25 10:13:27 AM  

Another Government Employee: THAT would be a nasty surprise if you picked her up for a date.


Finding out I was on a date with her would be the nasty surprise.  She opens the door, and I say, "Sir, I'm here for your daughter."
 
2017-09-25 10:14:17 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Syringes in your vagina? It's more likely than you think.


You jam a few up there to stab the centipedes.
 
2017-09-25 10:15:37 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: That's not at all what I expected her to look like. Sort of like an Asian guy with a thick southern drawl.


It's possible....

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Sort of a one schtick deal, but hey it works.
 
2017-09-25 10:15:39 AM  
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2017-09-25 10:15:47 AM  

Another Government Employee: THAT would be a nasty surprise if you picked her up for a date.


Or a pleasant one, depending on what you're in to. Considering what she looks like, if you are dating her you're probably in to drugs and pain.
 
2017-09-25 10:21:41 AM  
McCoy then said she could provide a urine sample, but was unable to, and deputies found a third syringe, according to the affidavit.

I really would hate to be the jailhouse cop who has to go through all this trouble.
 
2017-09-25 10:26:15 AM  

BitwiseShift: What are all these cops doing in someone's vagina in the first place?

And, the obvious, talk about product placement!


Seriously. Do they just get to dig around in your vag?
 
2017-09-25 10:30:23 AM  
I knew a lady named Tracy McCoy, but she was younger and better looking.
/ No idea about what might be found in her hooha, but I'd be surprised if she needed to smuggle anything.  She was a good person.
 
2017-09-25 10:31:07 AM  
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Oh Velma, when did you stop solving mysteries and becomes one yourself?
 
2017-09-25 10:34:24 AM  

MythDragon: Eli WhiskeyDik: Syringes in your vagina? It's more likely than you think.

You jam a few up there to stab the centipedes.


Ewwww
 
2017-09-25 10:35:33 AM  

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Oh Velma, when did you stop solving mysteries and becomes one yourself?

 
2017-09-25 10:38:19 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Oh Velma, when did you stop solving mysteries and becomes one yourself?

If I see her shirt right which reads 'Medical Laboratory Professional' that was probably the start of it.
 
2017-09-25 10:39:11 AM  
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2017-09-25 10:41:31 AM  

Desert Tripper: furnishing prohibited articles to a corrections facility

That seems like a bogus charge to me. It wasn't her intent to go to a corrections facility, and  an officer removing something from somebody's hoo-haa seems a lot different than "furnishing."

Unless the officer wanted said items, that is...


Not bogus. During the initial pat down and prior to being placed in a squad person, cops usually ask if the person has anything else or if they have something the cops need to know about. That would be her opportunity to say so. Instead, it seems she tried to smuggle it into the jail.
 
2017-09-25 10:47:49 AM  
My wife often has a little prick in her vagina
not often enough.
 
2017-09-25 10:58:56 AM  
Harry Freakstorm:
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Oh Velma, when did you stop solving mysteries and becomes one yourself?


Wow!  She looks like one of my high school teachers.  Thinking about her with drugs hidden in her cootch is really messing with my head.
 
2017-09-25 10:59:21 AM  
How does a person get to this point.
 
2017-09-25 11:03:24 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: How does a person get to this point.


Well, I'd imagine it all started when she was born, and then got worse from there.
 
2017-09-25 11:03:31 AM  
She just needs to turn that frown up side down!
Seriously, what a miserable looking person. I guess that has something to do with Arkansas? Just scroll down to the bottom of the page and read the other "news"; it is it's own mini fark site.

Ok, I sort of get a syringe, if you don't have any pockets free, but why 3? And that pill, why a $20 bill as a wrapper? Wouldn't that get all wet and manky? Wouldn't a little ziplock baggie be about 1,000 times more suitable for stuffing/storing pills in your vagina?

cwheelie: My wife often has a little prick in her vagina


Do you know him?
 
2017-09-25 11:11:14 AM  

Percise1: She just needs to turn that frown up side down!
Seriously, what a miserable looking person. I guess that has something to do with Arkansas? Just scroll down to the bottom of the page and read the other "news"; it is it's own mini fark site.

Ok, I sort of get a syringe, if you don't have any pockets free, but why 3? And that pill, why a $20 bill as a wrapper? Wouldn't that get all wet and manky? Wouldn't a little ziplock baggie be about 1,000 times more suitable for stuffing/storing pills in your vagina?

cwheelie: My wife often has a little prick in her vagina

Do you know him?


"Hey baby, '22G' isn't just my salary."
 
2017-09-25 11:13:00 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Syringes in your vagina? It's more likely than you think.


And women thought that tampon applicators were uncomfortable.
 
2017-09-25 11:21:08 AM  
*sigh*  "Put on your miner hats fellas...it's time to go spelunking."
 
2017-09-25 11:21:54 AM  

WilderKWight: The vagina. Nature's fun pocket.


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/Nature's Pocket.
 
2017-09-25 11:25:34 AM  
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2017-09-25 11:53:10 AM  
The mons veneris is a gateway rug.
 
2017-09-25 12:10:23 PM  
Was expecting a bit more trailer trashy.
 
2017-09-25 12:12:41 PM  

cgraves67: I'm kind of surprised there is a vagina to find drugs in, based on the mugshot.


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2017-09-25 12:15:21 PM  
First thing that popped into my head:

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2017-09-25 12:23:03 PM  
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Also,  were the syringes inserted needle up or needle down?
 
2017-09-25 12:45:51 PM  
"that's not my vagina"
"someone was in there before, and could have left it there"
"i could have sat on them, million to one shot"
 
2017-09-25 12:47:52 PM  

WilderKWight: The vagina. Nature's fun pocket.


It's like a saddle bag for carrying sundries across the plains.
 
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