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2017-09-24 08:08:02 PM  
"As President, I must act to protect the security and interests of the United States and its people."

Yeah this thing has more than 140 characters, no need to write in the first person, Stephen "Cosmopolitan bias" Miller.
 
2017-09-24 08:14:09 PM  
I went to check the State Department website for a friend and there's nothing. Tillerson probably won't even be told until Wednesday.
 
2017-09-24 08:26:17 PM  
Is this the same standard that the TSA uses when they fail their tests like 98% of the time?
 
2017-09-24 08:32:47 PM  
So basically: "It's not a Muslim ban! Look, we added non-Muslim countries too!"

/still gotta answer the whole "why are we only banning countries without Trump properties" thing.
 
2017-09-24 09:32:42 PM  
Belgium.
 
2017-09-24 09:54:41 PM  
These guys are geniuses.
 
2017-09-24 11:33:54 PM  
The 90 day period is almost over and they remembered they were supposed to be doing something during that time. Solution: silly tweet.
 
2017-09-24 11:34:21 PM  

danielem1: "As President, I must act to protect the security and interests of the United States and its people."

Yeah this thing has more than 140 characters, no need to write in the first person, Stephen "Cosmopolitan bias" Miller.


C+ Santa Monica fascist Stephen Miller
 
2017-09-24 11:34:26 PM  
I like how they act he wrote it.
 
2017-09-24 11:34:42 PM  

ArkPanda: I went to check the State Department website for a friend and there's nothing. Tillerson probably won't even be told until Wednesday.


And he won't be awake until Thursday.
 
2017-09-24 11:35:50 PM  
I only got about three paragraphs in before I had to vomit, can someone else provide sum it up?
 
2017-09-24 11:36:50 PM  
What a Chad alien may look like...

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2017-09-24 11:37:33 PM  
 Your blog sucks.
 
2017-09-24 11:37:42 PM  
fark off Trump.

I have nothing else to add, so here is a Tawny Kitaen gif

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2017-09-24 11:38:54 PM  
Wow, it's all dolled up in fancy language with clauses and shiat.

I can't wait until the 3am 140 character version.
 
2017-09-24 11:44:20 PM  

Ocean_Pimp: I'm more likely to be killed by an american citizen with a legally purchased firearm

But reee moosleeems reeeeee


I live in a violent American city (New Orleans). Radical Muslims aren't even on my radar. They exist in the fever dreams of crybabies. They exist, sure. The same way lightning strikes your cul de sac.
 
2017-09-24 11:45:28 PM  
Thank goodness we've stopped the massive influx of dangerous North Korean militants through our customs.
 
2017-09-24 11:46:15 PM  
Ctrl+F Saudi Arabia.  None found.  Fark Trump and his useless proclamation.
 
2017-09-24 11:51:55 PM  

omnimancer28: Ctrl+F Saudi Arabia.  None found.  Fark Trump and his useless proclamation.


If Kim Jung Un let Trump put up some gaudy-ass building in Pyongyang, and let him convert the DMZ into a golf resort, Trump would have no issue with him having nukes.
 
2017-09-24 11:53:43 PM  

fortheloveof: I only got about three paragraphs in before I had to vomit, can someone else provide sum it up?


They pretended to do a review of visa granting for immigrants and non-immigrants. Any country that hasn't paid a bribe to Trump will be denied all visas for its citizens.
 
2017-09-24 11:57:55 PM  
Paranoia
The destroyer
 
2017-09-24 11:58:33 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: fark off Trump.

I have nothing else to add, so here is a Tawny Kitaen gif

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I had totally  forgotten about Tawny Kitaen.

/reminiscing now
//I'll be in my bunk
///
 
2017-09-24 11:59:35 PM  

dickfreckle: Ocean_Pimp: I'm more likely to be killed by an american citizen with a legally purchased firearm

But reee moosleeems reeeeee

I live in a violent American city (New Orleans). Radical Muslims aren't even on my radar. They exist in the fever dreams of crybabies. They exist, sure. The same way lightning strikes your cul de sac.


I'm in Houma (hello from down the road!) and Scary Muslims(tm) are even less on my radar. But I'll be damned if my Trump-voting mother and brothers don't shiat their knickers whenever they think about a Muslim.Of course, they don't think a white Christian could possibly hurt anyone...
 
2017-09-24 11:59:44 PM  

shpritz: The 90 day period is almost over and they remembered they were supposed to be doing something during that time. Solution: silly tweet.


so much this !
 
2017-09-25 12:01:21 AM  

jake_lex: omnimancer28: Ctrl+F Saudi Arabia.  None found.  Fark Trump and his useless proclamation.

If Kim Jung Un let Trump put up some gaudy-ass building in Pyongyang, and let him convert the DMZ into a golf resort, Trump would have no issue with him having nukes.


Remember, Donald Trump's platform included nuclear proliferation--Kim Jong Un took him at his word.

Un wouldn't have pulled this shiat on Clinton.  And he didn't pull this shiat on Obama.  In obviously had some tricks up his sleeve, Trump had given him reason to play them.
 
2017-09-25 12:04:06 AM  
In Executive Order 13780 of March 6, 2017 (Protecting the Nation from Foreign Terrorist Entry into the United States), on the recommendations of the Secretary of Homeland Security and the Attorney General, I ordered a worldwide review of whether, and if so what, additional information would be needed from each foreign country to assess adequately whether their nationals seeking to enter the United States pose a security or safety threat.  This was the first such review of its kind in United States history.

That's the biggest bag of horseshiat.  Trump, the one-man ambulatory blivet.
 
2017-09-25 12:05:42 AM  
So, if he's banning public safety threats, does that mean de Vos will be allowed back in the US, if she were to go overseas?
 
2017-09-25 12:06:36 AM  
Trump supporters?  my mom's lovers?  This main ain't bald-faced lying to your faces because he likes you.  He's doing it because he doesn't respect you.  And you're oblivious.  He's mocking you for helping him.  And you're the only ones who can't see it.

The world is laughing at you.
 
2017-09-25 12:08:19 AM  
Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Muelle​r Mueller Mueller Mueller
I know you want to the media to talk about something else, Trump, but
Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Muelle​r Mueller Mueller Mueller
 
2017-09-25 12:08:19 AM  
Awww, lookat the new filter.  Someone named D and sounds like REW is getting awful sensitive.
 
2017-09-25 12:08:34 AM  

dickfreckle: Ocean_Pimp: I'm more likely to be killed by an american citizen with a legally purchased firearm

But reee moosleeems reeeeee

I live in a violent American city (New Orleans). Radical Muslims aren't even on my radar. They exist in the fever dreams of crybabies. They exist, sure. The same way lightning strikes your cul de sac.


It's funny how the people most afraid of Muslims always seem to live in Bumfark, Middle of Nowhere, population 502, where they're more likely to be killed by a moose than by ISIS.
 
2017-09-25 12:16:26 AM  
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2017-09-25 12:17:29 AM  
The best way to protect the country would be to send Trump's sorry ass to a prison cell, where he can rant to his heart's content and not risk the very existence of life on the planet because the blah man was mean to him in response to suggesting the blah man was a Kenyan Muslim terrorist who should be taken out with a second amendment solution.
 
2017-09-25 12:19:47 AM  
More than anything, I find it problematic that our current president is in a position to sign off on orders and legislation that he is quite literally incapable of reading and/or understanding.
 
2017-09-25 12:20:50 AM  

Notabunny: Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Muell​e​r Mueller Mueller Mueller
I know you want to the media to talk about something else, Trump, but
Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Muelle​r Mueller Mueller Mueller


Yeah, this, unlike the whole NFL garbage, is a deliberate distraction attempt.
 
2017-09-25 12:21:23 AM  

Cpl.D: Awww, lookat the new filter.  Someone named D and sounds like REW is getting awful sensitive.


If you want to page someone you have to bold it, like this: drew .It is likely best to make it worthwhile, like include a selfie with your dick in a bottle of Maker's Mark or ask what it felt like to have 475,000 votes less than Matt Bevin.
 
2017-09-25 12:34:44 AM  
Does this mean we finally figured out what the hell is going on?
 
2017-09-25 12:35:42 AM  

STDMan69: Cpl.D: Awww, lookat the new filter.  Someone named D and sounds like REW is getting awful sensitive.

If you want to page someone you have to bold it, like this: drew .It is likely best to make it worthwhile, like include a selfie with your dick in a bottle of Maker's Mark or ask what it felt like to have 475,000 votes less than Matt Bevin.


I think you actually have to capitalize Drew to page him.

Same with everyone else. I believe.

/As always, I might be wrong
 
2017-09-25 12:36:02 AM  

ArkPanda: I went to check the State Department website for a friend and there's nothing. Tillerson probably won't even be told until Wednesday.


He probably won't give 2 shiats about it until at least Friday.
 
2017-09-25 12:36:45 AM  
I doubt the fark head wrote this let alone read this proclamation outside of a canned speech.
 
2017-09-25 12:38:31 AM  

Notabunny: Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Muell​e​r Mueller Mueller Mueller
I know you want to the media to talk about something else, Trump, but
Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Muelle​r Mueller Mueller Mueller


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/hope to see a lot of this soon.
 
2017-09-25 12:39:04 AM  
Stolen from drumphs shiatter feed.
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2017-09-25 12:39:09 AM  
"From whence shall we expect the approach of danger? Shall some trans-Atlantic military giant step the earth and crush us at a blow? Never. All the armies of Europe and Asia...could not by force take a drink from the Ohio River or make a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of a thousand years. No, if destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men we will live forever or die by suicide."
 
2017-09-25 12:41:05 AM  

HedlessChickn: STDMan69: Cpl.D: Awww, lookat the new filter.  Someone named D and sounds like REW is getting awful sensitive.

If you want to page someone you have to bold it, like this: drew .It is likely best to make it worthwhile, like include a selfie with your dick in a bottle of Maker's Mark or ask what it felt like to have 475,000 votes less than Matt Bevin.

I think you actually have to capitalize Drew to page him.

Same with everyone else. I believe.

/As always, I might be wrong


Hmm, maybe.
STdMan69 stdman69 sTDman69 STDMAN69
 
2017-09-25 12:43:29 AM  
The Secretary of Homeland Security also assesses that Iraq did not meet the baseline, but that entry restrictions and limitations under a Presidential proclamation are not warranted.

- so they made a set of rules that you must follow ...but then ignored them.
 
2017-09-25 12:45:24 AM  

fortheloveof: I only got about three paragraphs in before I had to vomit, can someone else provide sum it up?


I'm no legal talker, and my eyes were crossing before I finished, but this is what I got out of it.

For all but one of those 7 countries, therefore, I am restricting the entry of all immigrants.
Chad, Iran, Libya, North Korea, Syria, Venezuela, and Yemen.
The entry into the United States of nationals of Chad, as immigrants, and as nonimmigrants on business (B-1), tourist (B-2), and business/tourist (B-1/B-2) visas, is hereby suspended.


While there are some exceptions, most of the statements read like the last sentence, just with the country changed.

Seems like an awful lot of BS and repeats in that. I'm sure the law talkers will roll their eyes at it.
I'll say one thing about Trump, he is stupidly persistent. Like "a dog humping a cactus" stupidly persistent...
 
2017-09-25 12:51:03 AM  

themindiswatching: So basically: "It's not a Muslim ban! Look, we added non-Muslim countries too!"

/still gotta answer the whole "why are we only banning countries without Trump properties" thing.


A Trump Tower Pyongyang might solve a lot of problems
 
2017-09-25 12:51:48 AM  
I don't need to page the man.  He knows what he did and why.  I'm sure he gets it smeared in his face often enough without me directly adding to it.
 
2017-09-25 12:53:24 AM  

dickfreckle: Ocean_Pimp: I'm more likely to be killed by an american citizen with a legally purchased firearm

But reee moosleeems reeeeee

I live in a violent American city (New Orleans). Radical Muslims aren't even on my radar. They exist in the fever dreams of crybabies. They exist, sure. The same way lightning strikes your cul de sac.


hey I live in Jefferson Parish and I totally agree with you.  I know a lot of Muslim immigrants because they own a lot of the small convenience stores around where I am and they are here trying to capture the American dream...just like immigrants from any other country.
What donnie two scoops and his brain damaged cabal of cousin/spouses can't seem to get their heads wrapped around is the fact that a terrorist organization will simply use someone with citizenship from a European country or an American born individual that became radicalized.  This ban will not stop someone determined to commit terroristic acts.  It's all just a meaningless show to get trumpers drooling white supremacist inbred knuckle dragging notzeez whipped up into a frenzy.
 
2017-09-25 12:54:48 AM  

geoduck42: Notabunny: Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Muelle​r Mueller Mueller Mueller
I know you want to the media to talk about something else, Trump, but
Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller Muelle​r Mueller Mueller Mueller

Yeah, this, unlike the whole NFL garbage, is a deliberate distraction attempt.


Its all distraction.  But sometimes the distraction is truly horrible.  shiat a few million people are going to get killed in the next few years in wars and we WILL be distracted from the mueller investigators all dying in car accidents or whatever they do.
 
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