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2017-09-23 07:04:49 PM  
NICE.
 
2017-09-23 07:08:31 PM  
It's from this guy.  Yeah, it is worth the read.

i0.wp.com
 
2017-09-23 07:18:24 PM  
Dude is a class act.
 
2017-09-23 07:39:38 PM  
Yeah. What he said.
 
2017-09-23 07:51:31 PM  
Fantastic!
 
2017-09-23 08:01:32 PM  
Sadly, Tump will never read that because it's more than 140 characters.
 
2017-09-23 08:11:31 PM  
Most eloquent thing I've read in a long time in regards to our farktard in cheif
 
2017-09-23 08:13:18 PM  
Come on, God.

Surely you need Donald Trump more than you need all those people in Mexico and Puerto Rico.
 
2017-09-23 08:14:08 PM  
He's a white supremacist, Mr. Melvin.  You may as well be talking to a wall.
 
2017-09-23 08:14:31 PM  

Circusdog320: Sadly, Tump will never read that because it's more than 140 characters.


It does mention him by name, but not often enough...And no bullet points.
 
2017-09-23 08:14:47 PM  

detonator: Most eloquent thing I've read in a long time in regards to our farktard in cheif


Eloquent is exactly the word.
 
2017-09-23 08:14:53 PM  
Everyone needs to just stick with "Eat sh*t, Clownstick von F*ckface."
 
2017-09-23 08:17:13 PM  
Well put
 
2017-09-23 08:17:35 PM  
That was very well written. Perhaps Ivanka will try to help her dotard daddy read it.
 
2017-09-23 08:18:07 PM  
Leland Melvin sounds like a swell person. He should keep it up.
 
2017-09-23 08:18:31 PM  
Awesome.
But it would've been better if he just wrote:
Dear Donny,
  I've been to space. F*ck you.
 
2017-09-23 08:19:38 PM  

IAmRight: Everyone needs to just stick with "Eat sh*t, Clownstick von F*ckface."


That's an insult to clowns, who used to be the bottom if the shiat pile until Trump started digging.

He's an unredeemable piece of filth who is so desperate for adoration he seeks praise from Nazis, the KKK and other bigots.
 
2017-09-23 08:20:30 PM  

BunkyBrewman: It's from this guy.  Yeah, it is worth the read.

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Look! They sicced the dogs on him!
 
2017-09-23 08:20:31 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: He's a white supremacist, Mr. Melvin.  You may as well be talking to a wall.


The same goes for anyone supporting him at this point as well.
 
2017-09-23 08:22:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-23 08:24:03 PM  
Google cans a guy for "expressing himself": YAAAAY! Trump suggests the NFL do likewise: BOOOO!

Situational ethics are situational.
 
2017-09-23 08:24:44 PM  
THAT is a smackdown.   Beautifully written.
 
2017-09-23 08:26:07 PM  

jjorsett: Google cans a guy for "expressing himself": YAAAAY! Trump suggests the NFL do likewise: BOOOO!

Situational ethics are situational.


Ahhhhh, nothing like a good appeal to hypocrisy to brighten the day.

Thanks, yo.
 
2017-09-23 08:26:18 PM  
Dear Lee,
Lol.....tl;dr
PRESIDENT Trump

/I'm assuming this is how a demented man-child would respond
 
2017-09-23 08:26:50 PM  

jjorsett: Google cans a guy for "expressing himself": YAAAAY! Trump suggests the NFL do likewise: BOOOO!

Situational ethics are situational.


And false equivalencies are false
 
2017-09-23 08:27:05 PM  
Good read. I needed that. I went to a museum today, and it has a "Presidential" section, with a portrait of each President, a letter by each one, a quick summary and a photo from their time in office. They haven't revised Obama's yet with the end date of his term, and had a note up for 45's space. Which made me sad and angry.
 
2017-09-23 08:27:07 PM  
He's got my vote in 2020 if he wants it
 
2017-09-23 08:27:58 PM  
Hey look.  Another intelligent man for Republicans to hate because he is black.

But don't call them racist because then they have to tell us about their imaginary black friend.
 
2017-09-23 08:28:18 PM  
 
2017-09-23 08:28:31 PM  
Jesus f*cking christ, that was awesome.
 
2017-09-23 08:28:36 PM  

lostcat: Come on, God.

Surely you need Donald Trump more than you need all those people in Mexico and Puerto Rico.


Even God wants nothing to do with Trump.
 
2017-09-23 08:28:54 PM  

lostcat: Come on, God.

Surely you need Donald Trump more than you need all those people in Mexico and Puerto Rico.


I don't want him to die. He becomes a martyr and any attempt to investigate him will lead to "don't disrespect the dead" bullshiat.

I want him alive when it all comes crumbling down.
 
2017-09-23 08:29:06 PM  

jjorsett: Google cans a guy for "expressing himself": YAAAAY! Trump suggests the NFL do likewise: BOOOO!

Situational ethics are situational.


Your nightcrawlers?

They are dead.
 
2017-09-23 08:29:07 PM  

lostcat: Come on, God.

Surely you need Donald Trump more than you need all those people in Mexico and Puerto Rico.


why would he want the likes of him?   Sadly, I'm beginning to understand the term "hell on earth".
 
2017-09-23 08:32:45 PM  

jjorsett: Google cans a guy for "expressing himself": YAAAAY! Trump suggests the NFL do likewise: BOOOO!

Situational ethics are situational.


A guy at google "expresses himself" by taking a whole sex and belittling them.

Another guy takes a knee during a song to show solidarity with a group of people he feels are being oppressed by another group.

Yup, both the exact same thing and anybody that doesn't agree is a hypocrite.

Very salient
 
2017-09-23 08:33:07 PM  
He doesn't care. He only cares about the hundreds cheering, not the thousands booing.
 
2017-09-23 08:33:16 PM  
Extraordinarily eloquent, particularly the part in the middle between "your actions are not funny" and when he started talking about the national anthem. Too bad that even if it were to reach Trump's desk it would likely fall on deaf ears.

While I think it would be good for our leaders to go to space (as in leaders of all nations around the globe, or at least the most powerful ones), it was a bit of a waste to close on saying Trump should ask Putin for a ride to the ISS. If nothing else I don't think you can get burned steak with ketchup as a meal option in space.
 
2017-09-23 08:34:34 PM  

LurkerSupreme: Extraordinarily eloquent, particularly the part in the middle between "your actions are not funny" and when he started talking about the national anthem. Too bad that even if it were to reach Trump's desk it would likely fall on deaf ears.

While I think it would be good for our leaders to go to space (as in leaders of all nations around the globe, or at least the most powerful ones), it was a bit of a waste to close on saying Trump should ask Putin for a ride to the ISS. If nothing else I don't think you can get burned steak with ketchup as a meal option in space.


I loved this passage:


   Donald Trump, maybe you should ask your good friend Mr. Putin to give you a ride on a Soyuz rocket to our International Space Station and see what it's like to work together with people we used to fight against, where your life depends on it.
 
2017-09-23 08:35:45 PM  
I don't know exactly when it started happening, but at some point, seeing "Donald Trump" in print began triggering this song playing in my head with "Norman Bates" replaced with "Donald Trump."

LANDSCAPE - Norman Bates 12"
Youtube nKS9zQDZAlE
 
2017-09-23 08:37:36 PM  

jjorsett: Google cans a guy for "expressing himself": YAAAAY! Trump suggests the NFL do likewise: BOOOO!

Situational ethics are situational.


At this point it's pretty obvious that the buyer's remorse has crawled up your ass and is eating you from the inside out.
 
2017-09-23 08:38:19 PM  
Mr. Melvin seems to be a decent human being, and his essay is thoughtful and well written. Therefore it's guaranteed to have no effect on trump or his followers.
 
2017-09-23 08:39:35 PM  

jjorsett: Google cans a guy for "expressing himself": YAAAAY! Trump suggests the NFL do likewise: BOOOO!

Situational ethics are situational.


You have to be a special kind of brain damaged to think the two situations are even remotely comparable.
 
2017-09-23 08:40:03 PM  
Donald won't be able to read all that.
 
2017-09-23 08:43:05 PM  

Circusdog320: Sadly, Tump will never read that because it's more than 140 characters.


Well, he could shorten it to fark you and the horse you rode in on. God bless.
 
2017-09-23 08:46:32 PM  

IamTomJoad: jjorsett: Google cans a guy for "expressing himself": YAAAAY! Trump suggests the NFL do likewise: BOOOO!

Situational ethics are situational.

A guy at google "expresses himself" by taking a whole sex and belittling them.

Another guy takes a knee during a song to show solidarity with a group of people he feels are being oppressed by another group.

Yup, both the exact same thing and anybody that doesn't agree is a hypocrite.

Very salient


Also, when did Trump call for firing the Google employee?  That's the important part of this, the president called for citizens to be fired.
 
2017-09-23 08:47:06 PM  

IamTomJoad: jjorsett: Google cans a guy for "expressing himself": YAAAAY! Trump suggests the NFL do likewise: BOOOO!

Situational ethics are situational.

A guy at google "expresses himself" by taking a whole sex and belittling them.

Another guy takes a knee during a song to show solidarity with a group of people he feels are being oppressed by another group.

Yup, both the exact same thing and anybody that doesn't agree is a hypocrite.

Very salient


Jeez do you have to be such an elitist jerk?
Don't confuse Trumpkins with tricky three syllable words! You might as well go full "leftist" and imply that they might be racist for hating blah people!
 
2017-09-23 08:50:00 PM  

Vaginosilicosis: [img.fark.net image 468x400]


But then his advisers would read it and tell him - using 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was - what their advise would be (because that's their job) and he would lis-
Ooohhhh. Nevermind, we're good.
 
2017-09-23 08:51:37 PM  
FTFA: "Today, you called Colin Kaepernick "a son-of-a-biatch." You said he should be fired. You are calling his white mother a biatch."

Did this come off as weird to anyone else?
 
2017-09-23 08:55:47 PM  
Epic smackdowns of Donnie are becoming commonplace. Kinda, "The beatings will continue until morality improves."
 
2017-09-23 08:55:54 PM  
Those are some very good dogs.
 
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