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(NYPost)   "The suspect is pants-less... I repeat, pants-less"   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2017-09-22 07:50:27 PM  
What's his fark handle?!#@$#!
 
2017-09-22 11:09:40 PM  
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2017-09-22 11:12:16 PM  

Surly U. Jest: [i.pinimg.com image 400x199]


Clearly, you've never cooked bacon without pants.
 
2017-09-22 11:13:57 PM  
That's Ben Stiller. Must be working on some dumb role or something
 
2017-09-22 11:14:07 PM  
Calling all cars, be on the Look out for Dangerously and accomplices, wearing only boxers covered with... you'll love this, duckies and bunnies.
 
2017-09-22 11:19:26 PM  

TorpedoOrca: That's Ben Stiller. Must be working on some dumb role or something

I was just about to comment on the Stilleresqueness.
 
2017-09-22 11:21:31 PM  

Summoner101: Surly U. Jest: [i.pinimg.com image 400x199]

Clearly, you've never cooked bacon without pants.


Why would you cook bacon with pants? Clothing generally is not edible.
 
OOF
2017-09-22 11:23:16 PM  
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2017-09-22 11:29:49 PM  
I'm not saying that anyone wants to see that, or that the "suspect" isn't likely suffering from some mental problems, but is this really as traumatizing as some people want to make it? It's just nudity, not really revolutionary and not really requiring years of therapy or even gasps of shock - have we been that alienated from the human body?
 
2017-09-22 11:38:38 PM  

OOF: [img.fark.net image 480x360]


"I'm not ashamed of my body."

"There's your first problem ... you should be."
 
2017-09-22 11:49:02 PM  

King Something: Summoner101: Surly U. Jest: [i.pinimg.com image 400x199]

Clearly, you've never cooked bacon without pants.

Why would you cook bacon with pants? Clothing generally is not edible.


I've been told by the B-52s that hot pants sizzle, smoke, and flare up.  They seem the best pants for the job.
 
2017-09-23 12:08:39 AM  
Worst thing ladies can do is point and laugh. Even worse, wave little sausages at him.
 
2017-09-23 12:21:10 AM  

Summoner101: Surly U. Jest: [i.pinimg.com image 400x199]

Clearly, you've never cooked bacon without pants.


And for the love of sweet baby Jesus, if you do, use a splatter screen
 
2017-09-23 12:21:57 AM  
Paul Fraser, 37, of Bushwick, said he's encountered just about everything on the rails - but that this is, well, nuts.
 
2017-09-23 12:38:55 AM  
"this is, well, nuts."
 
2017-09-23 02:52:45 AM  

stuffy: Worst thing ladies can do is point and laugh. Even worse, wave little sausages at him.


You'd think, but no. What if that's his fetish? there is a surprising amount of POV femdom/cuckold/humiliation porno out there. Or so I am told, when I search for it. I doubt telling someone he has an uncircumcised Vienna sausage would deter him, if he is so inclined. Probably the only way he can blow his goo.
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2017-09-23 03:27:23 AM  
At least there is good healthcare in the US.

Do you think he put down a towel? I'll bet he didn't put down a towel.

Soon there will be a lawsuit about some superbug that crawled up this guy's poop chute, and gave him super HepD and the city will owe him millions.
 
2017-09-23 09:59:09 AM  
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Press this up against his tackle next time.
He will stop
 
2017-09-23 10:10:29 AM  
Society is keeping him down by requiring pressed trousers. Once he arrives at work he puts them on.
 
2017-09-23 10:54:27 AM  
Is the suspect "packing heat"?

You might say so.
 
2017-09-23 10:55:39 AM  
Is that a TAZER in your pocket, officer, or are you just doing your happy dance because you are glad to see me?
 
2017-09-23 10:59:28 AM  
Dumcops. The Germans have a word for it.

They call them "Dumb cops".*

You have to be fair though. They injure each other as often as they taze pregnant women, the elderly who get around with Zimmers, or six year olds.

Remember the lady cop who was tazed behind the ear by a fellow officer as a joke and who ended up deaf? Well that is just one example.

*Yes, I know Two words, technically, but not the way the Germans talk. They cram everything together into one word because they are so much more efficient that anybody else.
 
2017-09-23 02:23:09 PM  

BumpInTheNight: What's his fark handle?!#@$#!


It's that thing he was showing the subway passengers.
 
2017-09-23 02:24:45 PM  

eldoobie: "this is, well, nuts."


"and we can clearly see yer nuts."
 
2017-09-23 04:18:39 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: [img.fark.net image 800x800]

Press this up against his tackle next time.
He will stop


Lovely choice using the Tian-Wang stunner in this case - extra points for locational relevance!
 
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