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2017-09-22 04:21:31 PM  
Trump will probably get to stay around for 8 years, take that stupid chimps.
 
2017-09-22 04:43:27 PM  
Chimp shiat?
 
2017-09-22 04:43:30 PM  
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2017-09-22 05:40:20 PM  
Well, of course he's going to fling poo at us.
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2017-09-22 07:45:31 PM  
And how long is it gonna be until someone complains that no one could say this about Obama because it's racist?
 
2017-09-22 09:17:39 PM  
A fiesta chalupa combo from taco bell?
 
2017-09-22 09:18:33 PM  

Makh: Trump will probably get to stay around for 8 years, take that stupid chimps.


I think you're right, but the joke is on all Americans. Not just liberals, conservatives, progressives, 4chan trolls, the alt-right, Trump's family. All American citizens. Tee-farkin-hee!!!
 
2017-09-22 09:24:46 PM  
Loud, obnoxious braggadocio that becomes violent also describes Trumps alt-right simian fans.
 
2017-09-22 09:27:13 PM  

ArkAngel: And how long is it gonna be until someone complains that no one could say this about Obama because it's racist?


5 posts
 
2017-09-22 09:29:26 PM  
When you see people from other countries  stereotyping US Americans as stupid over the years, and having a Trump presidency,  you have to say...."Well, they're right." Spot on balls accurate.
 
2017-09-22 09:33:20 PM  
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2017-09-22 09:33:29 PM  
I strongly believe that human behavior is virtually indistinguishable from chimp behavior. Personally, I wish we were a lot more like bonobos.
 
2017-09-22 09:38:07 PM  

BMulligan: I strongly believe that human behavior is virtually indistinguishable from chimp behavior. Personally, I wish we were a lot more like bonobos.


You take that back, or I'll throw my feces at you.
 
2017-09-22 09:38:21 PM  
Not the first 'simian' prez we've had..

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2017-09-22 09:40:49 PM  
DNRTA but guessing it has to do with flinging poo
 
2017-09-22 09:43:10 PM  

ArkAngel: And how long is it gonna be until someone complains that no one could say this about Obama because it's racist?


It is racist. Especially since Obama was a mature and dignified person with infinitely more class than most of his detractors. . . Especially Trump.

If Obama was more prone to throwing massive hissy fits, aggressive gesticulation to assert his dominance, and used an overly simplistic manner of speech, then yeah, maybe I would take less umbrage with people calling him an under-evolved human being. But nope!
 
2017-09-22 09:46:23 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: BMulligan: I strongly believe that human behavior is virtually indistinguishable from chimp behavior. Personally, I wish we were a lot more like bonobos.

You take that back, or I'll throw my feces at you.


Again?
 
2017-09-22 09:54:40 PM  

Makh: Trump will probably get to stay around for 8 years, take that stupid chimps.


Even if he survives impeachment, which he won't, he will not run again.  He hates this job, this life and he would rather only be in NY or Florida.  He just wanted the win.

He's the dog that caught the car.
 
2017-09-22 10:09:55 PM  

MattytheMouse: ArkAngel: And how long is it gonna be until someone complains that no one could say this about Obama because it's racist?

It is racist. Especially since Obama was a mature and dignified person with infinitely more class than most of his detractors. . . Especially Trump.

If Obama was more prone to throwing massive hissy fits, aggressive gesticulation to assert his dominance, and used an overly simplistic manner of speech, then yeah, maybe I would take less umbrage with people calling him an under-evolved human being. But nope!


Not saying it isn't. Just waiting for the complainers because they're funny
 
2017-09-22 10:22:36 PM  

Ribb Rotgut: Makh: Trump will probably get to stay around for 8 years, take that stupid chimps.

Even if he survives impeachment, which he won't, he will not run again.  He hates this job, this life and he would rather only be in NY or Florida.  He just wanted the win.

He's the dog that caught the car.


All involved were, and are, just as surprised as we are. The pendulum swung all the way back to the primal root of man.

Sad.

May you live in interesting times indeed.
 
2017-09-22 10:24:07 PM  
But some how some way, i still never lose grasp of infinite hope.
 
2017-09-22 10:25:51 PM  
If Trump gets re-elected I may put a bullet in my head.
 
2017-09-22 10:40:56 PM  

Soos: If Trump gets re-elected I may put a bullet in my head.


No come on...if we killed ourselves when it sucked we would still literally be in caves eating raw meat for them. This is just another challenge. Stigginits goal is for you to get tired and quit. Don't let them win by default.
 
2017-09-22 10:43:22 PM  

Soos: If Trump gets re-elected I may put a bullet in my head.


Don't do that. Move somewhere rational. That's our plan. New Zealand, Australia, Costa Rica, somewhere far away, with nice weather.
 
2017-09-22 10:52:42 PM  
Shame on you, Jane Goodall.  That is totally insulting to chimps.
 
2017-09-22 11:20:37 PM  

Ribb Rotgut: Makh: Trump will probably get to stay around for 8 years, take that stupid chimps.

Even if he survives impeachment, which he won't, he will not run again.  He hates this job, this life and he would rather only be in NY or Florida.  He just wanted the win.

He's the dog that caught the car.


And if he only did want the win, just what do you think he thought would happen once he won? Do you honestly think that's all he ever wanted? Because I do not see him excusing himself, making any sign that he will step down. He easily could have dreamed up a medical excuse by now.

Oh sure people have "he'll never resign" so which is it? Obviously he wouldn't want to be impeached either.

 We all saw his face the day of inauguration, that certainly looked liked the face of a man who didn't want to be there. And nobody wanted him there either. What exactly happened that day, or in the hours leading up to it?

Because he isn't gone.
 
2017-09-22 11:27:21 PM  
He does remind me of the first act of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Then again most people do.
 
2017-09-23 12:02:19 AM  

Soos: If Trump gets re-elected I may put a bullet in my head.


I felt the same way when I thought the Dems would get a third term in a row.  I even found a good spot in the woods to do it when I assumed Clinton would win (as we all did).

But, thanks to God, the one true Christian God, Clinton choked it away.  So I'm still here.

/just kidding. I could give a shiat.  And you aren't going to shoot yourself either.  Take it easy for shiat sake.
 
2017-09-23 12:03:23 AM  

walkerhound: Soos: If Trump gets re-elected I may put a bullet in my head.

Don't do that. Move somewhere rational. That's our plan. New Zealand, Australia, Costa Rica, somewhere far away, with nice weather.


GO NOW!  Don't wait for reelection. It's cheaper and easier now.   You should really go.  Stiggit to the rest of us for not electing Clinton.
 
2017-09-23 12:12:25 AM  

Makh: Trump will probably get to stay around for 8 years, take that stupid chimps.


I don't think he's gonna last until 2024. Not that I think he will be impeached or assassinated, the guy is clearly mentally/physically unwell and the stress is getting to him. I don't think he'll even be able to make it to 2020 before he strokes out. I don't think Trump has the pure unadulterated hatred that Strom Thurmond had to keep the body going.
 
2017-09-23 12:19:47 AM  

TwilightZone: Shame on you, Jane Goodall.  That is totally insulting to chimps.


If anyone's earned the right to shiat-talk chimps, it's her.
 
2017-09-23 12:32:43 AM  

mrs john amber: Ribb Rotgut: Makh: Trump will probably get to stay around for 8 years, take that stupid chimps.

Even if he survives impeachment, which he won't, he will not run again.  He hates this job, this life and he would rather only be in NY or Florida.  He just wanted the win.

He's the dog that caught the car.

And if he only did want the win, just what do you think he thought would happen once he won? Do you honestly think that's all he ever wanted? Because I do not see him excusing himself, making any sign that he will step down. He easily could have dreamed up a medical excuse by now.

Oh sure people have "he'll never resign" so which is it? Obviously he wouldn't want to be impeached either.

 We all saw his face the day of inauguration, that certainly looked liked the face of a man who didn't want to be there. And nobody wanted him there either. What exactly happened that day, or in the hours leading up to it?

Because he isn't gone.


I just remember his face during his speech right after Clinton conceded and he won. He came out looking stricken, confused, and more depressed than I've seen any President-elect. It was really strange.
 
2017-09-23 12:35:52 AM  
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2017-09-23 12:44:39 AM  

KodosZardoz: mrs john amber: Ribb Rotgut: Makh: Trump will probably get to stay around for 8 years, take that stupid chimps.

Even if he survives impeachment, which he won't, he will not run again.  He hates this job, this life and he would rather only be in NY or Florida.  He just wanted the win.

He's the dog that caught the car.

And if he only did want the win, just what do you think he thought would happen once he won? Do you honestly think that's all he ever wanted? Because I do not see him excusing himself, making any sign that he will step down. He easily could have dreamed up a medical excuse by now.

Oh sure people have "he'll never resign" so which is it? Obviously he wouldn't want to be impeached either.

 We all saw his face the day of inauguration, that certainly looked liked the face of a man who didn't want to be there. And nobody wanted him there either. What exactly happened that day, or in the hours leading up to it?

Because he isn't gone.

I just remember his face during his speech right after Clinton conceded and he won. He came out looking stricken, confused, and more depressed than I've seen any President-elect. It was really strange.


If Secretary Clinton had intended to prove to the world how unsuited Donald Trump is to the Presidency Donald Trump is, she could have done no better than what she did by losing to him.
 
2017-09-23 01:00:39 AM  

Sum Guye: [img.fark.net image 420x584]


And Larson received a letter of complaint about that cartoon from an anonymous person.. but it turned out that Jane Goodall loved it.
 
2017-09-23 01:03:22 AM  

ChiliBoots: TwilightZone: Shame on you, Jane Goodall.  That is totally insulting to chimps.

If anyone's earned the right to shiat-talk chimps, it's her.

 
2017-09-23 01:06:42 AM  

TwilightZone: ChiliBoots: TwilightZone: Shame on you, Jane Goodall.  That is totally insulting to chimps.

If anyone's earned the right to shiat-talk chimps, it's her.


Okay, it's late and I farked up on the previous post.  Jane is a hero and brilliant and anything else nice one can say about her. but still...it's an insult to chimps and she loves the creatures.
 
2017-09-23 01:15:08 AM  
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2017-09-23 02:07:29 AM  
Hung - I thought that he was supposed to be closest to the great orange shiatgibbon.
 
2017-09-23 02:16:36 AM  

sevente: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 850x566]
? drtfa


That's a gelada baboon, I think.  They look like Chaka Khan or Tina Turner from about '88, wearing big fur coats.  Violent bastards.  A pack of wolves I could maybe deal with, no chance with geladas.
 
2017-09-23 03:49:36 AM  
I'm distressed by the total failure of reading comprehension by so many.

Trump was not being compared to _a_chimp_ in the generic sense. His behavior was being compared to a specific sub-type of chimp behavior, in contrast to a different specific sub-type of chimp behavior. To reduce that to a claim that he was called an ape is intellectually shaiting the bed.
 
2017-09-23 04:16:28 AM  

KodosZardoz: mrs john amber: Ribb Rotgut: Makh: Trump will probably get to stay around for 8 years, take that stupid chimps.

Even if he survives impeachment, which he won't, he will not run again.  He hates this job, this life and he would rather only be in NY or Florida.  He just wanted the win.

He's the dog that caught the car.

And if he only did want the win, just what do you think he thought would happen once he won? Do you honestly think that's all he ever wanted? Because I do not see him excusing himself, making any sign that he will step down. He easily could have dreamed up a medical excuse by now.

Oh sure people have "he'll never resign" so which is it? Obviously he wouldn't want to be impeached either.

 We all saw his face the day of inauguration, that certainly looked liked the face of a man who didn't want to be there. And nobody wanted him there either. What exactly happened that day, or in the hours leading up to it?

Because he isn't gone.

I just remember his face during his speech right after Clinton conceded and he won. He came out looking stricken, confused, and more depressed than I've seen any President-elect. It was really strange.


Alex Jones was also weirdly subdued that night.  Like disappointed even.  This, after Jones had been manaically building up Asshole as the last savior of the republic. Few people know this but he was on Jones' show at some point during the campaign, each of them blowing sunshine up each others' asses.

Jones was being chastised election night by his younger replacement bigmouthed nutbar Owen Shroyer for not being excited at all.

Seeing both their reactions that night I thought, something is not right here.

Then in May, Jones and mutual Trump cretin Roger Stone floated the theory in a video that "they" (the "deep state") would try to remove Clownfish by claiming he had Alzheimer's.  Which I believe he actually is in the early stages of.

Now Jones just floated the theory that "they" are drugging Dolt 45's Diet Cokes.  Inside sources say, says he.

The whole thing is bizarre.
 
2017-09-23 08:02:29 AM  
This says alot about the knuckle draggers who voted for him.   Yet people are still saying, "We need to win them over somehow..."   Are we going to subsidize bananas for the Cult of Stupidity?
 
2017-09-23 08:33:27 AM  
I remember watching a short documentary about a chimp population that lived near a popular tourist resort. The resort would throw its garbage in a landfill nearby and the chimps figured out they could raid it for lots of human food. This quickly devolved into the alphas of each troop going there every day and fighting over and hoarding the food so they could gorge themselves.

Because the aggressive alphas we're always away fighting over the landfill, this enabled the more passive males left behind to breed with the females and gain some heirarchy amongst the troop they otherwise would never achieve. Eventually the alphas got into something from the landfill that started to kill them off. I forget what it was, tainted steaks or something.

The result was a large population of chimps that had no aggressive male alphas for a generation or two. Just females and the more passive males uninterested in violence. And during this time the chimp behavior notably shifted. They became kinder to each other, rival troops were more accommodating of each other, they worked together more easily, and social happiness skyrocketed. Having no aggressive alpha males nearly created a chimp Utopia.

Don't know what to do with this information. But there it is.
 
2017-09-23 09:32:17 AM  

walkerhound: Soos: If Trump gets re-elected I may put a bullet in my head.

Don't do that. Move somewhere rational. That's our plan. New Zealand, Australia, Costa Rica, somewhere far away, with nice weather.


Hell Barbuda might be an option in a few days.
 
2017-09-23 10:10:24 AM  

BMulligan: I strongly believe that human behavior is virtually indistinguishable from chimp behavior. Personally, I wish we were a lot more like bonobos.

Well, a lot more people do seem to have a "fark everything" attitude lately.
 
2017-09-23 10:38:11 AM  
This comes to mind:

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2017-09-23 11:06:24 AM  
Without reading the article, my guess is that she was thinking of an elderly Chimpanzee tyrant who is about to be killed, beaten and have his genitals eaten by some of the younger males.

Because that happens, you know. I saw it on Desus and Mero. Or maybe it was The Daily Show or Fark.com. But it was definitely on Desus and Mero the day before I saw it elsewhere.
 
2017-09-23 11:10:18 AM  

gfbabbitt: This comes to mind:

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You have to admit, he is one heck of a funny guy.

And sometimes Calvin speaks for him as his personal spokesperson. Sometimes it is Dad, or Hobbes, or Mom, or even that little girl who is totally unimpressed by Calvin, but sometimes it is Calvin himself who is the authorial voice of reason. Which is very realistic because every man or boy contains a voice of reason and a primal chaos, waiting for release. Id and Superego, so to speak.
 
2017-09-23 11:11:34 AM  

sevente: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 850x566]
? drtfa


What Trump would look like if he let his hair grow out its natural colour.
 
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