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(BBC-US)   Meanwhile, at the United Nations: "The chair recognizes the ambassador from Saudi Arabia." Ambassador: "Mmmmh, pleased to be here, I am"   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Fail, King Faisal, Gamal Abdel Nasser, Jedi, House of Saud, Ibn Saud of Saudi Arabia, late King Faisal, Wars character Yoda, Saudi Arabia  
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2017-09-22 04:15:32 PM  
That's a beheadin'.
 
2017-09-22 04:25:29 PM  
It's good for kids to learn that most of our historical depictions are fictional.
 
2017-09-22 04:31:36 PM  
So will it be, flogging ? beheading ? Crucifixion ?
Under Saudi Arabia's law, Lèse-majesté is illegal and "an act of terrorism".
 
2017-09-22 04:52:55 PM  
Heads are gonna roll...

/yeah, but I prefer MY phrasing
 
2017-09-22 04:54:28 PM  

TappingTheVein: So will it be, flogging ? beheading ? Crucifixion ?
Under Saudi Arabia's law, Lèse-majesté is illegal and "an act of terrorism".


Saudi Arabia is essentially a more established ISIS who have learned to refrain from beheading people from Western countries and instead outsource it to their subsidiary groups of crazies.
 
2017-09-22 04:58:36 PM  
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2017-09-22 05:00:02 PM  
Saudis are like Yoda is like Koopa is the Princess' beau...

Nope.
 
2017-09-22 05:00:55 PM  
Oil is a cancer...
 
2017-09-22 05:01:34 PM  
If you showed me that photo and said it was in a school textbook, I would have assumed "Texas".
 
2017-09-22 05:02:05 PM  
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'Allahu Ackbert!'
 
2017-09-22 05:04:26 PM  
This is like a new version of the "Bert Is Evil" picture of OBL that had Bert from Sesame Street photoshopped into it, and then some people found that image and used it.
 
2017-09-22 05:08:33 PM  
 Now this is some revisionist history I can get behind.
 
2017-09-22 05:16:00 PM  
So, was Yoda really there or not?
 
2017-09-22 05:17:11 PM  

blatz514: So, was Yoda really there or not?


Yoda was the glowing orb.
 
2017-09-22 05:18:30 PM  

Cagey B: TappingTheVein: So will it be, flogging ? beheading ? Crucifixion ?
Under Saudi Arabia's law, Lèse-majesté is illegal and "an act of terrorism".

Saudi Arabia is essentially a more established ISIS who have learned to refrain from beheading people from Western countries and instead outsource it to their subsidiary groups of crazies.


That is quite possibly the best comparison of ISIS and Saudi Arabia that I have ever heard!!! Good stuff.
 
2017-09-22 05:18:37 PM  
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OOF
2017-09-22 05:18:41 PM  
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2017-09-22 05:19:59 PM  

GrizzledPoetast: blatz514: So, was Yoda really there or not?

Yoda was the glowing orb.


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2017-09-22 05:22:36 PM  

uttertosh: Cagey B: TappingTheVein: So will it be, flogging ? beheading ? Crucifixion ?
Under Saudi Arabia's law, Lèse-majesté is illegal and "an act of terrorism".

Saudi Arabia is essentially a more established ISIS who have learned to refrain from beheading people from Western countries and instead outsource it to their subsidiary groups of crazies.

That is quite possibly the best comparison of ISIS and Saudi Arabia that I have ever heard!!! Good stuff.


Well yeah.  The country is called Saudi Arabia because the Saudi family literally invaded the region and took it over.
 
2017-09-22 05:23:43 PM  
Yoda Dancing
 
2017-09-22 05:24:14 PM  
"Balls light up."

"Balls lit, are up."

Yoda said.
 
2017-09-22 05:33:00 PM  

Shazam999: uttertosh: Cagey B: TappingTheVein: So will it be, flogging ? beheading ? Crucifixion ?
Under Saudi Arabia's law, Lèse-majesté is illegal and "an act of terrorism".

Saudi Arabia is essentially a more established ISIS who have learned to refrain from beheading people from Western countries and instead outsource it to their subsidiary groups of crazies.

That is quite possibly the best comparison of ISIS and Saudi Arabia that I have ever heard!!! Good stuff.

Well yeah.  The country is called Saudi Arabia because the Saudi family literally invaded the region and took it over.


Exactly!
 
2017-09-22 05:34:47 PM  
I did not know Yoda had light up balls.
 
2017-09-22 05:43:13 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: I did not know Yoda had light up balls.


"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
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Well, he certainly has hackey sacks.
 
2017-09-22 05:47:14 PM  
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...it's all coming together now....
 
2017-09-22 05:49:57 PM  
You are merely a Jedi, where I must be a king!
 
2017-09-22 05:52:01 PM  

usahole: Heads are gonna roll...

/yeah, but I prefer MY phrasing


Great,  Judas Priest is in my ear now.
 
2017-09-22 05:52:20 PM  
You can tell it's a fake because they're not holding hands.
 
2017-09-22 05:55:04 PM  
The Force doesn't exist in an object, unless it is an object of the mind. There, the force is everywhere.
 
2017-09-22 06:01:05 PM  
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2017-09-22 06:24:35 PM  
in 1991 King Faisal raped and killed a girl.

/and the years 1972-1990 and 1992-2011
 
2017-09-22 06:36:09 PM  
I don't believe it.
 
2017-09-22 06:40:34 PM  

blatz514: So, was Yoda really there or not?


CNN Says yes.

/St. Pete Times looking for chads
 
2017-09-22 06:42:51 PM  

ChrisDe: If you showed me that photo and said it was in a school textbook, I would have assumed "Texas".


That shows the low quality of your Texan textbook
 
2017-09-22 08:38:22 PM  
Done in 10 and 30.

\old school
 
2017-09-23 01:21:29 AM  
People forget that most of Yoda's backwards dialogue was only affected while pretending to be a creepy swamp hermit. For the rest of his scenes in ESB his syntax was mostly normal.

In every representation since then, the word swapping has been exaggerated to, like, twice every sentence. Am I the only person bothered by this?
 
2017-09-23 01:31:27 AM  

Hickory-smoked: People forget that most of Yoda's backwards dialogue was only affected while pretending to be a creepy swamp hermit. For the rest of his scenes in ESB his syntax was mostly normal.

In every representation since then, the word swapping has been exaggerated to, like, twice every sentence. Am I the only person bothered by this?


If you think of Yoda as a Latin speaking Stoic, then his grammar is perfectly proper!

/Donum amicus dono
//Romans go home! Etc
///3
 
2017-09-23 05:06:06 AM  
It's eh, really great to be 'ere.
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2017-09-23 04:00:08 PM  
Thousands of Australian students are taught that robots led the Russian Revolution
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