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(CNSNews)   Joe Piscopo's solution to end the North Korean threat in just two days requires two Italians and a Buick   ( cnsnews.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Kim Jong-il, Media Research Center, comedian Joe Piscopo, Korean dictator Kim, Kim Jong-un, 30th anniversary gala, Italian guys, Korean language  
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2017-09-22 01:59:04 PM  
"Yeah, now Kim Jong-un, oh, please, please. Send two Italian guys from Jersey in a Buick - it'll be over in two days, alright.

"I'm just saying: 'Hey, Kim, get in the truck. Hey, Johnny, put him in the trunk,' you know. Enough with that, enough with that. Take him out."


Wow, that is such a disrespectful stereotype of Italians. Ima gonna have that Piscopo guy whacked.
 
2017-09-22 04:26:20 PM  
They should go over in an Italian helicopter instead....dago "wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop".

/I'll report myself.
 
2017-09-22 04:53:31 PM  
And in related news, Joe Piscopo is apparently still alive.
 
2017-09-22 04:56:10 PM  
You shouldn't shoot me, Kimmy.

My grandmother shot me once.  Once!
 
2017-09-22 05:00:11 PM  
Sure, because two Italian guys in a Buick would have no problems driving around North Korea to find Kim Jong-Un.
 
2017-09-22 05:02:10 PM  
We really should get an SNL alum's opinion on this NK thing. Is Bill Murray available? No? Is Eddie Murphy available? No?

45 minutes later

Is Terry Sweeney available? No? Is Joe Piscopo available? Yes, he is? Alright...um are you sure the other 214 people I named aren't available? And you're positive Charles Rocket is dead? Okay, what the hell, get Piscopo.
 
2017-09-22 05:14:28 PM  

you are a puppet: We really should get an SNL alum's opinion on this NK thing. Is Bill Murray available? No? Is Eddie Murphy available? No?

45 minutes later

Is Terry Sweeney available? No? Is Joe Piscopo available? Yes, he is? Alright...um are you sure the other 214 people I named aren't available? And you're positive Charles Rocket is dead? Okay, what the hell, get Piscopo.


And now you know how Victoria Jackson got into the conservative crying business.
 
2017-09-22 05:17:11 PM  
www.imfdb.org
"It shoots through unoccupied skyscraper hotels."
 
2017-09-22 05:22:17 PM  
Was there a time anyone would give a shiat what Joe Piscopo had to say?

funny115.com
 
2017-09-22 05:30:25 PM  
Dave Barry had a similar suggestion for getting rid of Castro: Two guys named Joey.
 
2017-09-22 05:31:54 PM  
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Shut up, Joe.  You have many crimes from the 80s to apologize for.
 
2017-09-22 05:33:54 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-22 05:41:16 PM  
Isn't that cute? He still thinks he's relevant!
 
2017-09-22 05:46:54 PM  

Glitchwerks: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 580x883]
Shut up, Joe.  You have many crimes from the 80s to apologize for.


God I hated Action Movie Posters from the 80's... they were all the same!

Blue & gold color theme? Check.
Main characters holding guns? Check.
Explosion in the background? Double check.

That coupled with the fact that there weren't any good action films in the 80's anyway...
 
2017-09-22 05:49:03 PM  

The_Sponge: They should go over in an Italian helicopter instead....dago "wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop".

/I'll report myself.


Geeze, more than 50 years ago my Italian, car salesman dad told us the joke: Buy Italian tires. Dago thru rain, dago thru mud, they go thru snow. When dago flat, dago 'wop wop wop wop..."
 
2017-09-22 05:54:56 PM  

Badmoodman: The_Sponge: They should go over in an Italian helicopter instead....dago "wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop".

/I'll report myself.

Geeze, more than 50 years ago my Italian, car salesman dad told us the joke: Buy Italian tires. Dago thru rain, dago thru mud, they go thru snow. When dago flat, dago 'wop wop wop wop..."



Hahahahahaha!
 
2017-09-22 05:55:20 PM  
Joe Piscopo is on the Rob Schneider, Dennis Miller, Jon Voight, Adam Baldwin train?

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-22 05:58:49 PM  

killro: Glitchwerks: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 580x883]
Shut up, Joe.  You have many crimes from the 80s to apologize for.

God I hated Action Movie Posters from the 80's... they were all the same!

Blue & gold color theme? Check.
Main characters holding guns? Check.
Explosion in the background? Double check.

That coupled with the fact that there weren't any good action films in the 80's anyway...



Bzzzzzzzzt!  Wrong!

Just to name a few......

Commando
Predator
The Terminator
Sudden Impact
The Dead Pool
The first three Rambo movies
Die Hard...the best Christmas movie of all time.
Robocop
The Running Man
 
2017-09-22 05:59:27 PM  
I know that he is billed as a comedian, but someone left out all the funny parts.
He is certainly not offensive, just pointless and boring.
 
2017-09-22 06:07:42 PM  
So, is Joe Piscopo still a thing?
 
2017-09-22 06:15:16 PM  
That's your solution to everything, Joe.

Putin manipulating elections?  Two Italians and a Buick.

UKIP pushing for Brexit?  Two Italians and a Buick.

Joe Arpaio pardoned?  Two Italians and a Buick.

No spin-off for Sopranos?  Two Italians and a Buick.
 
2017-09-22 06:44:43 PM  

The_Sponge: killro: Glitchwerks: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 580x883]
Shut up, Joe.  You have many crimes from the 80s to apologize for.

God I hated Action Movie Posters from the 80's... they were all the same!

Blue & gold color theme? Check.
Main characters holding guns? Check.
Explosion in the background? Double check.

That coupled with the fact that there weren't any good action films in the 80's anyway...


Bzzzzzzzzt!  Wrong!

Just to name a few......

Commando
Predator
The Terminator
Sudden Impact
The Dead Pool
The first three Rambo movies
Die Hard...the best Christmas movie of all time.
Robocop
The Running Man


Don't forget the semi-carrying-plutonium classic "Thunder Run."
 
2017-09-22 07:25:09 PM  
No. 1:  Does anyone really need two Joe Piscopo links?  and
No. 2:  CNN?  Really?
 
2017-09-22 07:26:13 PM  
I really should wear my cheaters before posting.  CNS, sorry.
 
2017-09-22 08:28:30 PM  

skyotter: You shouldn't shoot me, Kimmy.

My grandmother shot me once.  Once!


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-22 08:34:56 PM  

ArthurVandelay: [img.fark.net image 850x630]


Still love Bob and June Wheeler....

/yes, it's the other guy, but classic character....
 
2017-09-22 11:14:45 PM  
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Seems legit.
 
2017-09-23 12:28:38 AM  
Good to see Joe still at the top of his game.
 
2017-09-23 02:55:24 PM  
If Fidel Castro taught us anything, it is that dumb Italian criminals are only good at killing other dumb Italian criminals.
 
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