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(Entertainment Weekly)   Bill Clinton novel "The President is Missing" to come to Showtime. To be followed by his bio-pic "The President's Pants are Missing"   ( ew.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Bill Clinton, President Is Missing, President of the United States, author James Patterson, Showtime president, President Clinton, TV series deal, George W. Bush  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2017-09-22 06:53:56 PM  
We already had The President's Plane Is Missing. Do we need another?
 
2017-09-22 07:46:45 PM  
I don't need to remember how awesome the 90s were and get depressed about how everything sucks now.
 
2017-09-22 11:10:08 PM  
Thanks, subs. Considering the current president, I sending you my therapy bill.
 
2017-09-22 11:10:10 PM  
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2017-09-22 11:11:38 PM  

ZAZ: We already had The President's Plane Is Missing. Do we need another?



I heard  Donald Trump is writing a comedy called The President's Brain is Missing.
 
2017-09-22 11:15:23 PM  

Strongbeerrules: ZAZ: We already had The President's Plane Is Missing. Do we need another?


I heard  Donald Trump is writing a comedy called The President's Brain is Missing.


You give him too much credit.

/it'll be ghost written
//he'll sign it and take it on tour
///he'll talk about how bad the President not knowing he's President
 
2017-09-22 11:20:19 PM  
Bill Clitin's newest mystery novel, "Now where Id put my Cigar?"
 
2017-09-22 11:44:33 PM  
If it weren't for term limits, he'd probably still be President.
 
2017-09-23 12:11:40 AM  
I met him once in Vancouver. I was with a woman I used to work with, who was quite attractive. He was walking down Robson Street (Secret Service were everywhere) shaking people's hands. He shook my friend's hand, and gave her a gigantic, charming smile. He then looked over at me, and gave me a look that undeniably said "what it God's name is a woman this fine doing with a loser like this?"

It was the greatest day of my life.
 
2017-09-23 12:30:38 AM  
Derp, trump
 
2017-09-23 12:58:08 AM  
With the follow up sequel, "Your Dress is a Mess."
 
2017-09-23 01:07:25 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: I met him once in Vancouver. I was with a woman I used to work with, who was quite attractive. He was walking down Robson Street (Secret Service were everywhere) shaking people's hands. He shook my friend's hand, and gave her a gigantic, charming smile. He then looked over at me, and gave me a look that undeniably said "what it God's name is a woman this fine doing with a loser like this?"

It was the greatest day of my life.


You got alphaed by Bill Clinton and it's the greatest day of your life?

You do realize he's not the most attractive guy in the world either, right?
 
2017-09-23 01:12:40 AM  

Harry_Seldon: With the follow up sequel, "Your Dress is a Mess."


The much rumored alternate title is "Your Cigar is in Too Far."
 
2017-09-23 01:17:50 AM  
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2017-09-23 01:31:00 AM  
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2017-09-23 01:45:10 AM  

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I see you found the right thread
 
2017-09-23 02:07:30 AM  
The President's Penis Is Missing
Youtube hXzUmBYrapI
 
2017-09-23 02:31:55 AM  
Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might know me from such novels as:::
 
2017-09-23 03:37:11 AM  
THE PRESIDENT'S CIGAR IS MISSING
A novel by William Jefferson Clinton
"Two thumbs in!" -Playboy
"I laughed, I cried, I came in my pants..." -Penthouse
"Brilliant job!" -Hustler
 
2017-09-23 05:12:20 AM  

ZAZ: We already had The President's Plane Is Missing. Do we need another?


Well, for what it's worth, TPPIM was a pretty good novel, and for a 70s TV movie wasn't bad.
 
2017-09-23 08:00:53 AM  

Old Man Winter: Bill Clitin's newest mystery novel, "Now where Id put my Cigar?"


Can we get Ariel Winter as Monica Lewinsky...I hear that girl appreciates a good cigar.
 
2017-09-23 09:10:31 AM  

lakrfool: THE PRESIDENT'S CIGAR IS MISSING
A novel by William Jefferson Clinton
"Two thumbs in!" -Playboy
"I laughed, I cried, I came in my pants..." -Penthouse
"Brilliant job!" -Hustler


"This book will leave a stain on you that is hard to remove! It will insert itself into you and change the course of your life!"
 
2017-09-23 10:11:30 AM  
Lego Movie - Where Are My Pants
Youtube ZhaT7F7lMEY
 
2017-09-23 12:09:23 PM  

Strongbeerrules: ZAZ: We already had The President's Plane Is Missing. Do we need another?


I heard  Donald Trump is writing a comedy called The President's Brain is Missing.


You must have a different source, intel from Obama holdovers said it was going to be The President is Pissing
 
2017-09-23 12:35:29 PM  

WhyKnot: SamFlagg: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 600x450]

I see you found the right thread


I did! It makes much more sense here!
 
2017-09-23 05:38:58 PM  
 
2017-09-23 05:40:41 PM  
Every Troy McClure "You May Remember Me From..." Moment (in order)
Youtube Y6jSKetRBU0

/figured out the "raw HTML" button
 
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