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(Politico)   "There is no joy in Trumpworld right now," says one advisor, as the rats abandon ship   ( politico.com) divider line
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2017-09-22 11:05:27 AM  
the Trumptanic took a direct hit from a Zuckerberg
 
2017-09-22 11:11:33 AM  
Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the zeitgeist is alt-right,
The Muslim bans stick somewhere, and voting favors whites;
And somewhere hicks are laughing, as DACA children shout,
But there is no joy in Trumpworld
- the staffers all want out.
 
2017-09-22 11:15:53 AM  
It's like Disneyworld, only all white, rats instead of mouses, and it's completely miserable.
 
2017-09-22 11:16:03 AM  
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. I guess all that remains now is for the captain to go down with the ship.
Lt. Kif Kroker: That's surprisingly noble of you, sir.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: No, it's noble of you, Kif. As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, Captain.
[Zapp runs off]
 
2017-09-22 11:17:22 AM  
So, are we routinely shopping in extra chins now, or is this a real photo?

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2017-09-22 11:20:46 AM  

scottydoesntknow: It's like Disneyworld, only all white, rats instead of mouses, and it's completely miserable.


Sort of like Dismaland, but less clever.
 
2017-09-22 11:23:21 AM  

Mad Scientist: So, are we routinely shopping in extra chins now, or is this a real photo?

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His chin is a frog, your argument is invalid
 
2017-09-22 11:27:03 AM  
Zero sympathy for anyone who took a job in this administration. How could you look at this insane clown and think it was ever going to work out for you?
 
2017-09-22 11:28:10 AM  
First thing I thought of when I saw this pic:

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2017-09-22 11:32:06 AM  
Fatbirds of a feather...
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2017-09-22 11:37:31 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: First thing I thought of when I saw this pic:

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Nah, Trump would have to have a smidgen of shame and self reflection to Dwyer himself for the good of the country.

/If he did, I would gladly congratulate him.
//Hey man, nice shot.
 
2017-09-22 11:44:53 AM  

rightylefty: Zero sympathy for anyone who took a job in this administration. How could you look at this insane clown and think it was ever going to work out for you?


Judging from last week's rally there are a lot of people who want to be in an insane clown's posse.
 
2017-09-22 11:51:13 AM  

rightylefty: Zero sympathy for anyone who took a job in this administration. How could you look at this insane clown and think it was ever going to work out for you?


yeah but durr Hillery would have been a lot worse
 
2017-09-22 11:51:25 AM  

Mad Scientist: So, are we routinely shopping in extra chins now, or is this a real photo?

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There were some reports that Trump had gained weight since being president.
 
2017-09-22 11:54:47 AM  

Ambivalence: Mad Scientist: So, are we routinely shopping in extra chins now, or is this a real photo?

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There were some reports that Trump had gained weight since being president.


The extra scoops go straight to his face.
 
2017-09-22 12:18:43 PM  

Mad Scientist: So, are we routinely shopping in extra chins now, or is this a real photo?

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Like a tech demo for bump mapping.

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2017-09-22 12:23:31 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the zeitgeist is alt-right,
The Muslim bans stick somewhere, and voting favors whites;
And somewhere hicks are laughing, as DACA children shout,
But there is no joy in Trumpworld - the staffers all want out.


Why are you stealing BigFatBuddha's shtick?
/Great poem, would funny twice if I could.
 
2017-09-22 12:24:47 PM  

somedude210: the Trumptanic took a direct hit from a Zuckerberg


Meanwhile Jared was busy farking in a car down below
 
2017-09-22 12:25:16 PM  
After a wave of high-profile White House departures this summer, staffers who remained are reaching out to headhunters to discuss their next moves.

"Change your name and leave the country."
 
2017-09-22 12:25:56 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: First thing I thought of when I saw this pic:

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[www.bebiviral.com image 581x600]


That would be so farking awesome. I mean,  I can't imagine the effect that a sitting POTUS killing himself on live tv would have on the nation/world, but fark that would be cool.
 
2017-09-22 12:26:48 PM  

Mad Scientist: So, are we routinely shopping in extra chins now, or is this a real photo?

[img.fark.net image 841x671]


But he said he was the healthiest president ever! He can bench press 2 1/2 Obamas even.
 
2017-09-22 12:26:51 PM  
Try the nothing burger.
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2017-09-22 12:28:02 PM  
Hopefully the "exit" looks like this...

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2017-09-22 12:28:51 PM  

Munden: Mad Scientist: So, are we routinely shopping in extra chins now, or is this a real photo?

[img.fark.net image 841x671]

Like a tech demo for bump mapping.

[3dmodeling4business.com image 638x376]


That's totally worth the extra half gig of RAM
 
2017-09-22 12:28:52 PM  

Mad Scientist: So, are we routinely shopping in extra chins now, or is this a real photo?

[img.fark.net image 841x671]


It's real. The Presidency is notorious for its negative effects on ones health, and Trump *started* from the position of being a human garbage factory.
 
2017-09-22 12:29:38 PM  
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2017-09-22 12:30:11 PM  

LarryDan43: Try the nothing burger.
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From the looks of his chins, D2S already has
 
2017-09-22 12:30:14 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: First thing I thought of when I saw this pic:

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[www.bebiviral.com image 581x600]


Not at all a fair comparison, Dwyer was innocent.
 
2017-09-22 12:30:37 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Fatbirds of a feather...
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2017-09-22 12:30:53 PM  
"There will be an exodus from this administration in January," said one Republican lobbyist, who alone has heard from five officials looking for new gigs. "Everyone says, 'I just need to stay for one year.' If you leave before a year, it looks like you are acknowledging that you made a mistake."

When hiring someone I'm definitely looking for folks who not only can't acknowledge they have made a mistake, but who will ride that mistake into a fiery crash that takes out everything in the vicinity.
 
2017-09-22 12:31:19 PM  

nekom: scottydoesntknow: It's like Disneyworld, only all white, rats instead of mouses, and it's completely miserable.

Sort of like Dismaland, but less clever.


Nuts Berry Farm.
 
2017-09-22 12:33:18 PM  
Christ, the high definition cameras and the HD TV are too much for my senses sometimes. Give me a Polaroid and a pair of rabbit ears. I don't need to see this much of anybody.

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2017-09-22 12:33:32 PM  

tricycleracer: After a wave of high-profile White House departures this summer, staffers who remained are reaching out to headhunters to discuss their next moves.

"Change your name and leave the country."


These assholes better leave the country. They won't be able to show their face in American public again. We strong Americans don't take being lied to lightly.

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2017-09-22 12:33:51 PM  
Yeah yeah, we've been hearing this for the last 8 months.
 
2017-09-22 12:34:56 PM  
They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. Let em fry.
 
2017-09-22 12:35:33 PM  
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I have seen some pics where he looks bad but this is the least flattering one I have ever seen of him. Needs to be used more.
 
2017-09-22 12:35:48 PM  
I guess all their resumes would read: spent several months trying to f**k over America.
 
2017-09-22 12:35:55 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Christ, the high definition cameras and the HD TV are too much for my senses sometimes. Give me a Polaroid and a pair of rabbit ears. I don't need to see this much of anybody.

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That's what Melania said.
 
2017-09-22 12:36:17 PM  
"The question ultimately is whether people face a reputational risk by serving in this administration. Will it hurt people?"

We can but hope.
 
2017-09-22 12:36:20 PM  

Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate: "There will be an exodus from this administration in January," said one Republican lobbyist, who alone has heard from five officials looking for new gigs. "Everyone says, 'I just need to stay for one year.' If you leave before a year, it looks like you are acknowledging that you made a mistake."

When hiring someone I'm definitely looking for folks who not only can't acknowledge they have made a mistake, but who will ride that mistake into a fiery crash that takes out everything in the vicinity.


That's why I only hire people wearing red shirts.
 
2017-09-22 12:36:44 PM  
I composed this a few days back:

Flee, flee little rat.
Swim while you can.
The ship is sinking
and leaving land.
 
2017-09-22 12:37:54 PM  

jst3p: [img.fark.net image 850x460]


I have seen some pics where he looks bad but this is the least flattering one I have ever seen of him. Needs to be used more.



The crazy thing is, this is the best I've ever seen his hair look.
 
2017-09-22 12:38:09 PM  
The administration is closed. Sock puppet out front shoulda toldja.
 
2017-09-22 12:38:23 PM  
Moose out front should have told you.
 
2017-09-22 12:39:21 PM  

DeadPuppySociety: DjangoStonereaver: First thing I thought of when I saw this pic:

[img.fark.net image 841x671]

[www.bebiviral.com image 581x600]

That would be so farking awesome. I mean,  I can't imagine the effect that a sitting POTUS killing himself on live tv would have on the nation/world, but fark that would be cool.


No.

It would not be cool.


I despise the man for quite a lot of good reasons, but NO. IT WOULD NOT BE COOL AT ALL.
 
2017-09-22 12:39:31 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: First thing I thought of when I saw this pic:

[img.fark.net image 841x671]

[www.bebiviral.com image 581x600]


Wishful thinkingm but I like it.
 
2017-09-22 12:39:39 PM  

RJReves: The administration is closed. Sock puppet out front shoulda toldja.


Change:
Plague ship is closed. Dead rat out front shoulda toldja.
 
2017-09-22 12:39:58 PM  
I, for one, am glad it's a pool of misery. Donny deserves nothing less than to be miserable every minute of every day. If there's even a slight chance he knows how hated he is, that helps me sleep at night.
 
2017-09-22 12:40:22 PM  
Sean Spicer, I am glad you are having difficulty finding work.  You made your bed.   Lie in it.
 
2017-09-22 12:42:01 PM  
Bud Dwyer had more honour in the fingernail of his right pinky than poor stupid dumbf*ck Donald has in his entire realm.
 
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