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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)   Can a sock give you the perfect avocado? Perhaps you should ask the Red Hot Chili Peppers   ( fox43.com) divider line
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2017-09-22 11:50:34 AM  
I would abada-dabba-skabba-ask them, but I'm afraid the answer, she's a dancer, romancer, Zodiac sign Cancer, would be gigga-gigga-gigga-gibberish. The local stores do tend to carry avocados, bravados, driving in luxury autos, that aren't quite rigga-ragga-regga-ripe enough, show your stuff, things are gettin' tough in the Gold Bluffs. But my man Alton Brown, a-get down, no time to clown around in Los Angeles town, already showed me that the best sicka-flicka-tricka is just to use a paper sack, no going back, from the Four-Oh-Five to the Malibu track.
 
2017-09-22 12:49:20 PM  
I wanted to post the poster for the Fight Like a Brave tour but it is NSFW ...

So this will have to do:
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2017-09-22 02:29:15 PM  
The Red Hot Chili Pipers would be a better choice.  Play the bagpipes about 3 feet from an unripe avocado and it will turn soft and smooth in about 10 minutes.
 
2017-09-22 02:33:05 PM  

FrancoFile: The Red Hot Chili Pipers would be a better choice.  Play the bagpipes about 3 feet from an unripe avocado and it will turn soft and smooth in about 10 minutes.


Why? Because it will throw itself to the floor, over and over again in a desperate attempt to get the ear AIDS to stop?
 
2017-09-22 02:51:41 PM  
It's funny because the Nahuatl word for avocado was apparently also an euphemism for "testicle".
 
2017-09-22 02:54:27 PM  
Tricky Feat. John Frusciante & Flea - Wonder Woman (Subtitulado)
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2017-09-22 03:09:23 PM  
NSFW Language or for RHCP fans.
Neil Hamburger at Faith No More
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2017-09-22 03:35:52 PM  
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Do you like my sock?
 
2017-09-22 03:56:33 PM  
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Endorsed by Richard Nixon.
 
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2017-09-22 04:01:01 PM  

sat1va: NSFW Language or for RHCP fans.
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Wow.  I listened to all of that, while running to look who Neil Hamburger is.  That was impressive.
 
2017-09-22 04:03:22 PM  
This headline gave me Californication
 
2017-09-22 04:16:23 PM  

GreenAdder: I would abada-dabba-skabba-ask them, but I'm afraid the answer, she's a dancer, romancer, Zodiac sign Cancer, would be gigga-gigga-gigga-gibberish. The local stores do tend to carry avocados, bravados, driving in luxury autos, that aren't quite rigga-ragga-regga-ripe enough, show your stuff, things are gettin' tough in the Gold Bluffs. But my man Alton Brown, a-get down, no time to clown around in Los Angeles town, already showed me that the best sicka-flicka-tricka is just to use a paper sack, no going back, from the Four-Oh-Five to the Malibu track.


Perfect.  I'm back in Sophomore year again.
 
2017-09-22 04:24:27 PM  
On last tip though, the dietitian says there is one thing you don't want to do with an unripe avocado.
"If you put it in the refrigerator that will actually slow down the ripening process. So that's something you might want to consider if you have a ripe avocado and you don't want to use it for another day or two."


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2017-09-22 04:26:52 PM  

Theaetetus: On last tip though, the dietitian says there is one thing you don't want to do with an unripe avocado.
"If you put it in the refrigerator that will actually slow down the ripening process. So that's something you might want to consider if you have a ripe avocado and you don't want to use it for another day or two."

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Maybe makes more sense if you focus on the two bolded words.
 
2017-09-22 05:02:50 PM  
If the socks were locally sourced from my bedroom?  Probably pass on that.  Probably.
 
2017-09-22 08:59:27 PM  

433: sat1va: NSFW Language or for RHCP fans.
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Wow.  I listened to all of that, while running to look who Neil Hamburger is.  That was impressive.


He is a national treasure.
 
2017-09-22 09:57:34 PM  

Arkanaut: It's funny because the Nahuatl word for avocado was apparently also an euphemism for "testicle".


Still used that way in some south American countries vernacular.
 
2017-09-23 12:11:31 PM  

Bluemoons: Arkanaut: It's funny because the Nahuatl word for avocado was apparently also an euphemism for "testicle".

Still used that way in some south American countries vernacular.


That is the sense they use it in this clip.
Carrie Keagan about Testicles Size on Craig Ferguson
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