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(Metro)   Subway surfing is all fun and games until you.....OH GOD, I CAN'T EVEN TYPE IT   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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987 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 21 Sep 2017 at 2:20 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-09-21 02:17:06 PM  
He won't do it again, he hasn't got the balls.

That's it, I'm done.

~slams door on way out~
 
2017-09-21 02:26:36 PM  
A police source told the New York Daily News he suffered cuts to his face, serious bruising and ruptured testicles.
The teenager has not been arrested or charged, according to police, who asked, "hasn't he been punished enough?"
 
2017-09-21 02:26:38 PM  
"IT".

There you go, Subby.
 
2017-09-21 02:27:32 PM  
FTFA: "The teenager smashed into a 'do not enter' sign..."

♫ It's like raaaiiiiin on your rupture balls ♫
 
2017-09-21 02:33:17 PM  
There, there.  This should buff right out.
 
2017-09-21 02:33:46 PM  
There's got to be easier ways to get cheap thrills than mess around with 40-ton subway cars.
 
2017-09-21 02:34:23 PM  
"....He reportedly jumped out of a carriage after boarding the train with friends. While outside the carriage, he held onto a railing and rode along the platform as it left the station"

The hell? letting the train drag/slide him along the subway platform? And then what?

Googled Train surfing and saw a few different videos. Not sure exactly what this kid was doing.
 
2017-09-21 02:35:06 PM  
The teenager smashed into a 'do not enter' sign

When they say "do not enter", they mean, "do not enter"
 
2017-09-21 02:35:34 PM  
He was riding on the outside of a subway train?

What is he, nuts?
 
2017-09-21 02:47:38 PM  

akula: He was riding on the outside of a subway train?

What is he, nuts?


Not any more!
 
2017-09-21 02:48:19 PM  

akula: He was riding on the outside of a subway train?

What is he, nuts?


Not anymore.
 
2017-09-21 02:48:51 PM  

Wool E Mammoth: akula: He was riding on the outside of a subway train?

What is he, nuts?

Not any more!


GODDAMNIT
 
KIA
2017-09-21 02:50:50 PM  
Darwin called, sent a package...

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-21 02:51:29 PM  

Wool E Mammoth: akula: He was riding on the outside of a subway train?

What is he, nuts?

Not any more!


Aaaaaaaand thank you!

/Knew somebody would hit it if I teed it up.
//Honorable mention to Subtonic
 
2017-09-21 02:53:52 PM  

KIA: Darwin called, sent a package...

[img.fark.net image 425x303]


Technically not a Darwin because age 13 but still a splash of chlorine in the gene pool.
 
2017-09-21 02:54:02 PM  
I know it's been covered, but still, from the comments:

"I was going to say, that was ballsy, but then, probably not. Then I thought, this kid's nuts, but then, probably not."
 
2017-09-21 02:56:31 PM  
He's going to  be ok.... right??
 
2017-09-21 03:05:12 PM  
The original with George C. Scott was better.
 
2017-09-21 03:13:50 PM  

Danger Mouse: He's going to  be ok.... right??


Or left.  The article wasn't that specific.
 
2017-09-21 03:16:31 PM  
Play stoopid games, win stoopid prizes.
 
2017-09-21 03:19:55 PM  
Similar to what George Carlin once said,  "Get on the train?  fark you, I'm getting IN the train."
 
2017-09-21 03:43:33 PM  
If you miss the C-train
you'll find you missed the quickest way to get to the Vienna Boys Choir.

- With apologies to Duke Ellington and castratis everywhere.
 
2017-09-21 03:55:50 PM  
Ruptured Testicle, it'd make a decent band name.
 
2017-09-21 03:57:28 PM  
Hey Darwin, you might want to have a seat over there.
 
2017-09-21 03:59:13 PM  
He was balls-to-the-walls for a minute
 
2017-09-21 04:00:33 PM  
Well that took some serious balls.
 
2017-09-21 04:02:00 PM  
pop pop
fizz fizz
oh what a relief it isn't
 
2017-09-21 04:02:04 PM  
Well guess he learned to never do that again. I hope he at least walked it off and rubbed some dirt on it.
 
2017-09-21 04:03:20 PM  
Is the sign okay?????
 
2017-09-21 04:05:14 PM  
Guess there is more than one way to bust a nut
 
2017-09-21 04:07:12 PM  

Danger Mouse: He's going to  be ok.... right??


No, I think both the right one and the left one are gone.
 
2017-09-21 04:10:32 PM  
Darwin connects on that one. It's going...going... and off the pavilion railing.
 
2017-09-21 04:15:22 PM  
Yep.  That is a Darwin winner.  Manage to do it without killing himself either.  That takes talent.

For those saying this isn't a Darwin - the definition of a Darwin award is someone self-selecting themselves out of the gene pool either by death or sterilization.  This kid managed to hit this one out of the park.
 
2017-09-21 04:16:14 PM  

Combustion: Is the sign okay?????


Yes Li'l Tommy the sign will be okay.
 
2017-09-21 04:26:03 PM  
I guess society needed a better bad example.
 
2017-09-21 04:34:25 PM  
So, no surprise "Mom, uh, you're going to be a Gran" from this one.
 
2017-09-21 04:38:18 PM  
www.wow247.co.uk

Yeah? Well, I'm baller.
 
2017-09-21 04:38:19 PM  
Yeah?  Well, I'm taller.
 
2017-09-21 04:39:32 PM  

Saiga410: Combustion: Is the sign okay?????

Yes Li'l Tommy the sign will be okay.


i.imgur.com
 
2017-09-21 05:02:59 PM  
I can't type "President Donald Tr**p", but I don't see what that has to do with TFA.
 
2017-09-21 05:24:29 PM  

SpaceyCat: This kid managed to hit this one knock his balls right out of the park.


/marginal improvement
 
2017-09-21 05:56:04 PM  
img.fark.net
We have a winner
 
2017-09-21 06:35:16 PM  
amathor.
i.ytimg.com
 
2017-09-21 08:53:38 PM  
So, the kid is now famous?  Is that why it's in the Entertainment section?
 
2017-09-22 12:44:10 AM  
Young or old Darwin will come for you.
 
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