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(WCAX Vermont)   Lake Placid student brings loaded gun and knife to school. Placid, my ass   ( wcax.com) divider line
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2017-09-21 11:55:34 AM  
Considering the local wildlife, I don't blame them.

www.badmovies.org
 
2017-09-21 11:58:35 AM  
The lake is placid, not the people.
 
2017-09-21 12:03:45 PM  
Meanwhile, his nana is busy feeding the wildlife:
jarviscity.com
 
2017-09-21 12:08:09 PM  

data.whicdn.com

 
2017-09-21 12:12:49 PM  
What's a loaded knife?
 
2017-09-21 12:18:13 PM  

ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?


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2017-09-21 12:35:58 PM  

ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?


loaded with BUTTER
 
2017-09-21 12:45:21 PM  
How about a gun knife?

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2017-09-21 01:06:14 PM  

HighlanderRPI: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

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www.giftsgagsjokes.com
 
2017-09-21 01:09:41 PM  

ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?


A really drunk knife.
 
2017-09-21 01:10:56 PM  

ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?


tse4.mm.bing.net
 
2017-09-21 01:12:42 PM  

whidbey: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

loaded with BUTTER


I was going to say cheese and bacon bits and sour cream and chives and...

Sorry, what was I talking about?
 
2017-09-21 01:18:37 PM  
"charged with battery"

 That's weird, but whatever, some states have odd criminal statutes, I'm not going to bother to look this one up.

"Some parents expressed frustration that they were only notified by the school after the incident was resolved by police.:

Dear parents:  fark right off.  Let's see, we've confiscated a gun that a kid brought onto school grounds, who should the school call first? a) a few hundred parents, so they can panic, that'll be helpful!  or b) the police?
 
2017-09-21 01:18:51 PM  
No point bringing an unloaded gun!
 
2017-09-21 01:19:23 PM  

ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?


Powell Knife Pistol.  Runs about $1,200.00 if you can find one...

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2017-09-21 01:22:22 PM  
Came for Lake Placid.

knew you farkers wouldn't let me down
 
2017-09-21 01:23:56 PM  
Came for giant croc pics, leaving happy.
 
2017-09-21 01:24:47 PM  

Skyd1v: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

Powell Knife Pistol.  Runs about $1,200.00 if you can find one...

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Someone played too much FFVIII. That's a gunblade.
 
2017-09-21 01:25:41 PM  
Disapproves

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2017-09-21 01:26:19 PM  
Wuh happen to freedom and mendments
 
2017-09-21 01:26:23 PM  

nartreb: "charged with battery"


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2017-09-21 01:27:38 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-21 01:29:10 PM  

Skyd1v: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

Powell Knife Pistol.  Runs about $1,200.00 if you can find one...

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I am confused.  What kind of fight can you bring that to?
 
2017-09-21 01:29:29 PM  

Iowan73: whidbey: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

loaded with BUTTER

I was going to say cheese and bacon bits and sour cream and chives and...

Sorry, what was I talking about?


LET'S EAT
 
2017-09-21 01:31:22 PM  

MycroftHolmes: Skyd1v: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

Powell Knife Pistol.  Runs about $1,200.00 if you can find one...

[img.fark.net image 750x399]
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I am confused.  What kind of fight can you bring that to?


A nerd fight where people are arguing about the best Final Fantasy game.
 
2017-09-21 01:35:33 PM  

Dimensio: MycroftHolmes: Skyd1v: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

Powell Knife Pistol.  Runs about $1,200.00 if you can find one...

[img.fark.net image 750x399]
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I am confused.  What kind of fight can you bring that to?

A nerd fight where people are arguing about the best Final Fantasy game.


Nerd fights used to be much rougher in my day.  It is all fun and games until you get a d8 in the eye.
 
2017-09-21 01:36:20 PM  

Billy Liar: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

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/CSB: When I was 7, I wanted a knife. There were loads of stores in town that had guns and knives for sale, because it was the 60s and central PA. I spotted one with EVERYTHING. It had a Fork, and a Spoon, and a Saw, and an Awl, and a corkscrew, and a nail file and a screw driver and a pokey thing and scissors, and a key ring and tweezers and a bottle opener and a can opener and a thing that did something that I didn't know what but it looked cool and I sure as hell would have to figure that out but I'm not going to admit that I don't know what it is.
And I told my dad I wanted it.
And he said,  "How much is it?"
And I went back to the store and looked at it again and memorized the price. An outrageous three dollars and ninety five cents. So I went back home and told him.
And he said, " Do you have three dollars and ninety five cents?"
And I hung my head.
And he said, "If you can come up with the three dollars and ninety five cents, you can buy it, if you want"

Oh Boy.

I did chores.
I collected bottles.
I didn't buy candy.
By the end of summer I had that immense sum of three dollars and ninety five cents that was unobtainable for a 7 year old kid in 1963. And i went back to the store.
And there it was. Still there. Waiting for me in its leather sheath.
The all in one folding Fork, and a Spoon, and a Saw, and an Awl, and a corkscrew, and a nail file and a screw driver and a pokey thing and scissors, and a key ring and tweezers and a bottle opener and a can opener and a thing that did something that I didn't know what but it looked cool and I sure as hell would have to figure that out but I'm not going to admit that I don't know what it is.
And I bought it.
And I ran home to show my dad.
And I showed him all the neat stuff it had like a Fork, and a Spoon, and a Saw, and an Awl, and a corkscrew, and a nail file and a screw driver and a pokey thing and scissors, and a key ring and tweezers and a bottle opener and a can opener and a thing that did something that I didn't know what but it looked cool and I sure as hell would have to figure that out but I'm not going to admit that I don't know what it is.

And them it hit me.

This wasn't a lesson on seeing if I could raise enough money to buy the Fork, and a Spoon, and a Saw, and an Awl, and a corkscrew, and a nail file and a screw driver and a pokey thing and scissors, and a key ring and tweezers and a bottle opener and a can opener and a thing that did something that I didn't know what but it looked cool and I sure as hell would have to figure that out but I'm not going to admit that I don't know what it is.

This was a lesson on me figuring out if that Fork, and a Spoon, and a Saw, and an Awl, and a corkscrew, and a nail file and a screw driver and a pokey thing and scissors, and a key ring and tweezers and a bottle opener and a can opener and a thing that did something that I didn't know what but it looked cool and I sure as hell would have to figure that out but I'm not going to admit that I don't know what it is, actually HAD A FARKING KNIFE blade in it.


And it didn't.


My sad as huge that summer.


Which is probably why I collect so many blades now.
Not that Bud K crap.
Stuff that when I take it to a knife guy they drool.

Anyway,
/end CSB.
 
2017-09-21 01:41:32 PM  

Billy Liar: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

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That's not a loaded knife. THIS is a loaded knife.

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It has an antenna. It must get wi-fi.
 
2017-09-21 01:41:52 PM  
Meh.  It's the Adirondacks.  Everybody carries a knife, and very soon, everybody will be carrying a loaded gun, because Northern Zone Muzzleloading season starts October 14th.
 
2017-09-21 01:50:42 PM  

Ambivalence: The lake is placid, not the people.


Holy movie tagline Batman!
 
2017-09-21 01:52:29 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Billy Liar: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

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That's not a loaded knife. THIS is a loaded knife.

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It has an antenna. It must get wi-fi.


mine didn't have that.
 
2017-09-21 01:54:34 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Came for Lake Placid.

knew you farkers wouldn't let me down

 
2017-09-21 02:07:06 PM  
Klivian:
Someone played too much FFVIII. That's a gunblade.

Or for the especially insecure:
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"The Compensater"
 
2017-09-21 02:07:18 PM  
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d23 [BareFark]
2017-09-21 02:07:42 PM  
Some parents expressed frustration that they were only notified by the school after the incident was resolved by police.

Because, you know, the manpower wasn't needed because of the farkING EMERGENCY. Shut up, whirlybirds.
 
2017-09-21 02:09:46 PM  
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2017-09-21 02:10:25 PM  

vudukungfu: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Billy Liar: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

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That's not a loaded knife. THIS is a loaded knife.

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It has an antenna. It must get wi-fi.

mine didn't have that.


You must have bought one of those cheap knock-off Swiss Amy knives.
 
2017-09-21 02:15:50 PM  

ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?


Inferior to a loaded sshillelagh.
 
2017-09-21 02:16:07 PM  

special20: Klivian:
Someone played too much FFVIII. That's a gunblade.

Or for the especially insecure:
[img.fark.net image 600x450]
"The Compensater"


Let's see. You pull  your fore-finger backwards on the jimping to pull the blade out of the way of the barrel. Then you pull your fore-finger backwards on the trigger to fire a round out the barrel.

Uh.....heat of the moment...
 
FNG [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-09-21 02:21:33 PM  
csb:  Had a Lake Placid moment on Sunday in Rhode Island.  My girlfriend and I were visiting her father and had gone out for a day of boating on Watchaug Pond.

"Ponds" in New England are very large.  They are not "lakes" in that these "kettle ponds" can be huge, but they don't have the depth to be classified as a "lake".  Lakes have a photic/aphotic layer, below which sunlight doesn't reach, and life is unable to grow on its own (no sunlight, no photosynthesis).

So we are out in the middle of this big pond, and the NE fog from the morning didn't burn off, it just got heavier and heavier.  At first, it was nice but surreal - the fog and mist dancing across the water.

I said "This is how horror movies start."  There were chuckles but within a very short time we were completely encased in fog.  It was clear when we left, so I didn't do much but glance at the compass on the boat to see our heading, but it didn't matter, because we had taken so many turns it didn't seem relevant.

So we're in the middle of a giant pond, encased in fog, and can't see a damned thing.  We can't get too close to the shore, because again, very shallow and unknown obstacles like rocks.  After a couple more beers we decide it's not going to lift and we have to head back.

But we had no idea where we were.  I repeated the "horror movies" comment, and nobody laughed this time.

I told my girl and her dad to keep an eye out for a rack of yellow canoes I had noticed on the way out, and for the public access beach, and the boat landing was just north of that.

Finally we spotted the kayaks and beach and were able to get in safely.

Later, my girlfriend asked me if I was scared.  I said I was a little unnerved, sure, but what's the worst that could have happened?  Even if the boat sank, we could stand on it and have our heads above the surface, in much warmer water than the air temperature was until rescued.

But it really was like a scene that starts a horror movie.

/csb
 
2017-09-21 02:40:33 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: vudukungfu: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Billy Liar: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

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That's not a loaded knife. THIS is a loaded knife.

[img.fark.net image 400x305]

It has an antenna. It must get wi-fi.

mine didn't have that.

You must have bought one of those cheap knock-off Swiss Amy knives.


It's a magnet on the end of a telescoping antenna-thingy so you can retrieve bolts and stuff that you dropped in your engine bay.
 
2017-09-21 02:42:19 PM  

ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?


Obviously, it's a knife with very rich parents but that's not important right now.

/I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole.
//Thank you, Officer F*ckmeat.
///Cocksuckers, the lot of you. I knew it from the start, I just didn't want to say anything.
 
2017-09-21 02:42:26 PM  

d23: Some parents expressed frustration that they were only notified by the school after the incident was resolved by police.

Because, you know, the manpower wasn't needed because of the farkING EMERGENCY. Shut up, whirlybirds.


It's telling that the only outrage Farkers can generate is towards the parents.
 
2017-09-21 02:45:42 PM  

RottNDude: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: vudukungfu: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Billy Liar: ArkAngel: What's a loaded knife?

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That's not a loaded knife. THIS is a loaded knife.

[img.fark.net image 400x305]

It has an antenna. It must get wi-fi.

mine didn't have that.

You must have bought one of those cheap knock-off Swiss Amy knives.

It's a magnet on the end of a telescoping antenna-thingy so you can retrieve bolts and stuff that you dropped in your engine bay.


 Only ONE joke per Fark.com posting allowed now? I must have missed a meeting.

Thanks for trying to be a serious help in this thread. I did know it was an antenna but it was slow and right over the plate. So I had to.

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-21 02:54:57 PM  
magnet...not antenna...magnet.
 
2017-09-21 02:56:27 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: magnet...not antenna...magnet.


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2017-09-21 02:58:55 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Came for giant croc pics, leaving happy.


i.imgur.com
 
2017-09-21 03:33:29 PM  

FNG: Watchaug Pond


I lived on that pond for 8 years
 
2017-09-21 03:39:42 PM  
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The Rage in Placid Lake - Official Trailer
Youtube 8tk-b2J2Trg
 
2017-09-21 03:51:22 PM  

FNG: But it really was like a scene that starts a horror movie.


Ever meet Hiawatha Brown?
Or Henry Crandall?
Or Chucky Morgan?
 
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