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(Inside World Soccer)   Man United fans to continue singing Romelu Lukaku penis chant unless   ( insideworldsoccer.com) divider line
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2017-09-21 01:05:46 PM  
There has been no word yet on whether Lukaku himself is personally offended by the chant.

Well I am!

A 24" penis, with the bellend by his toes? How does that even effing work?
Is he a dwarf or midget or is his bellend another good 10" or so and the size of a basketball?
And if the latter, that would turn his wang into one massive swinging pendulum when he ran, which would most likely tear off and launch itself like a hairy and flaccid missile into the air. Clearly a public safety threat if these reports are true. And since I believe anything anyone says that gets repeated online, it is most certainly true
 
2017-09-21 01:47:17 PM  
I learned a new British vulgar slang today. Fook me.
 
2017-09-21 01:51:27 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I learned a new British vulgar slang today. Fook me.


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2017-09-21 02:13:47 PM  
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2017-09-21 02:32:01 PM  

rcain: A 24" penis, with the bellend by his toes? How does that even effing work?


Clearly he has to shove it in his sock. Anything else would be ridiculous.

/I had never heard it called a "bellend" either - you live and you learn.
 
2017-09-21 02:54:03 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: rcain: A 24" penis, with the bellend by his toes? How does that even effing work?

Clearly he has to shove it in his sock. Anything else would be ridiculous.

/I had never heard it called a "bellend" either - you live and you learn.


In America, it's called mushroom tip. Since the Brits don't know how to cook for shiat, they had to come up w/ something that doesn't reference food.
 
2017-09-21 02:58:36 PM  

Trocadero: In America, it's called mushroom tip.


I mean... yeah. We all learn that when the teacher in Sex Ed puts on Sublime's "Caress Me Down" and leaves the room without saying a word.

I think the real issue here is who the f listens to Stone Roses anymore?
 
2017-09-21 04:38:21 PM  
There's also this one:
Tony Martial came from France, 
Had a whopper in his pants,
Has to strap up his massive tool,
He hates Man City and he hates Liverpool 🎶🎶🎶
 
2017-09-21 09:31:03 PM  
that's a curse, not a blessing. as a chick, I wish him luck getting laid. better 2.4 inches than 24. *shudder*
 
2017-09-22 08:28:49 AM  
TFA referred to it as "offensive and discriminatory."  Offensive? Yes.  Discriminatory?  Only if you put it through your racism lens.  They're saying he's got a big dick because he's scoring a lot.  That's complimentary not discriminatory.
 
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