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(From the Grapevine)   You know you're hardcore when you film yourself burying your own heart   ( fromthegrapevine.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Forty-six-year-old Sharon Fidel, Organ transplant, heart, latex gloves, bright blue finger, heart transplant, cheery disco music, human heart  
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2017-09-21 05:11:43 AM  
I just figured this was viral marketing for Darren Aronofsky's "Mother!"
 
2017-09-21 05:52:16 AM  
if I ever need to have any of my organs replaced, I want the old organ(s) preserved so I can place it into a canopic jar(s).  certain incantations will need to be made, herbs gathered, spells inscribed....you know the drill.
 
2017-09-21 06:43:53 AM  
I thought Davy Jones was killed in that movie.
 
2017-09-21 06:47:01 AM  
Haven't heard from Dick Cheney in a while.
 
2017-09-21 06:55:49 AM  

2wolves: Haven't heard from Dick Cheney in a while.


He probably ate his.
 
2017-09-21 06:57:41 AM  

Millennium: 2wolves: Haven't heard from Dick Cheney in a while.

He probably ate his.


we'll find his phylactery eventually.
 
2017-09-21 06:58:01 AM  
Bury her heart at Wounded Knee.
 
2017-09-21 07:18:14 AM  
You know you're hardcore when you film yourself burying your own heart a chunk of beef liver you bought at the butcher shop

FTFY.

/seriously - what sort of hospital would just hand over biohazardous waste to anybody who asks?
 
2017-09-21 07:19:38 AM  

puckrock2000: /seriously - what sort of hospital would just hand over biohazardous waste to anybody who asks?


more than you'd think, esp if the patient requests the scraps be saved.  most people don't want the left overs from surgery tho, so its almost never an issue.
 
2017-09-21 07:25:16 AM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2017-09-21 07:26:18 AM  

Weaver95: puckrock2000: /seriously - what sort of hospital would just hand over biohazardous waste to anybody who asks?

more than you'd think, esp if the patient requests the scraps be saved.  most people don't want the left overs from surgery tho, so its almost never an issue.


Its a law in most states.

"All replaced parts not returned to the customer must be kept by the facility for a minimum of two business days after the vehicle has been reclaimed by the customer."
 
2017-09-21 07:27:27 AM  
She should have flown to SFO and left it circling on the luggage conveyor and then immediately flown home again.
 
2017-09-21 07:34:39 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-21 07:44:34 AM  

puckrock2000: You know you're hardcore when you film yourself burying your own heart a chunk of beef liver you bought at the butcher shop

FTFY.

/seriously - what sort of hospital would just hand over biohazardous waste to anybody who asks?


Not everything in this world has to be looked at cynically.
"She only took custody of her old heart very recently, since it was being kept in the pathology department at Sheba Medical Center, Tel Hashomer, for research purposes."
https://www.google.com/amp/www.haaretz.com/amp/life/.premium-1.810728​

I doubt an actual hospital and the Israeli transplant organization would just quietly let her pretend this was real if she'd lied.
 
2017-09-21 08:07:59 AM  
"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the beating of his hideous heart!"
 
2017-09-21 08:12:09 AM  
img.fark.net
 
AOW
2017-09-21 08:13:21 AM  
No, you are hardcore if you perform the surgery yourself
 
2017-09-21 08:33:05 AM  
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
 
2017-09-21 08:44:45 AM  

Weaver95: Millennium: 2wolves: Haven't heard from Dick Cheney in a while.

He probably ate his.

we'll find his phylactery eventually.


images.cryhavok.org
 
2017-09-21 08:49:17 AM  
i.imgur.com

Have a heart
 
2017-09-21 08:50:14 AM  

puckrock2000: You know you're hardcore when you film yourself burying your own heart a chunk of beef liver you bought at the butcher shop

FTFY.

/seriously - what sort of hospital would just hand over biohazardous waste to anybody who asks?


Why wouldn't they?  Although the organ was obviously failing, the patient still owns the organ.  I'd imagine very few actually ask for the organ, but in the majority of cases the patient can request to receive the removed body part back from the hospital.
 
2017-09-21 09:16:49 AM  
Kali ma!
 
2017-09-21 09:23:34 AM  

2wolves: Haven't heard from Dick Cheney in a while.


I hope he's alive and miserable.
 
2017-09-21 09:27:19 AM  
Article blocked at work, by any chance was it this guy that removed the heart?

img.fark.net
too obscure?
 
2017-09-21 09:53:24 AM  
I once attempted to film myself bury a vital part of my own body in a similar course of action

Though she objected vehemently to it :(
 
OOF
2017-09-21 10:14:15 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-21 10:22:22 AM  

arcgear: I once attempted to film myself bury a vital part of my own body in a similar course of action

Though she objected vehemently to it :(


"organ"

/missed opportunity is missed
 
2017-09-21 11:00:24 AM  
Pfft---there's a million hardcore films of guys burying their organ.
 
2017-09-21 11:10:03 AM  
Part. organ is the low hanging fruit.

Much like my own as well.
 
2017-09-21 11:17:11 AM  

OOF: [img.fark.net image 580x249]


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-21 11:17:47 AM  

Millennium: 2wolves: Haven't heard from Dick Cheney in a while.

He probably ate his.


In the desertI saw a creature, naked, bestial,Who, squatting upon the ground,Held his heart in his hands,And ate of it.I said, "Is it good, friend?""It is bitter-bitter," he answered;"But I like it"Because it is bitter,"And because it is my heart."        -Stephen CraneI apologize if this leads anyone to think of Dick Cheney naked. It does help with the diet though.
 
2017-09-21 11:19:18 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Millennium: 2wolves: Haven't heard from Dick Cheney in a while.

He probably ate his.

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter-bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
"Because it is bitter,
"And because it is my heart."        -Stephen Crane


I apologize if this leads anyone to think of Dick Cheney naked. It does help with the diet though.

Well, that was some odd formatting/lack thereof.
 
2017-09-21 11:38:52 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-21 11:39:50 AM  
What a waste of a heart.
 
2017-09-21 11:59:25 AM  
That's not hardcore, burying your heart after replacement surgery is sentimental.
 
2017-09-21 12:15:23 PM  
Jeff Spicoli - Gnarly
Youtube kW0mi0L83Ek
 
2017-09-21 12:32:39 PM  
A guy I work with had to have his left foot amputated after a motorcycle accident. He sometimes wears a shirt that says "One foot in the grave"
 
OOF
2017-09-21 12:34:26 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-21 12:38:47 PM  
"After she finishes burying her organ, she kneels down, peels off her blue gloves, and unexpectedly takes off her white hair. It was a wig."

And she'd have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those darn kids.

/buried her organ
//ba dum tss
///immature slashies
 
2017-09-21 12:54:58 PM  
Airplane - Dr Brody at the Mayo Clinic
Youtube lWcq8vr8AV0
 
2017-09-21 01:31:53 PM  
My wife still has both of our high school age kids' placentas. The hospital gave them to her as she was planning to plant a tree for each kid with the placenta as fertilizer, but she never got around to it and the placentas are still in tubs in the bottom of our garage deep freezer.
 
2017-09-21 01:56:42 PM  

Desert Tripper: My wife still has both of our high school age kids' placentas. The hospital gave them to her as she was planning to plant a tree for each kid with the placenta as fertilizer, but she never got around to it and the placentas are still in tubs in the bottom of our garage deep freezer.


That's what you wife *wants* you to believe.
 
2017-09-21 03:05:14 PM  
img.fark.net
/ I KNEW they had to be sisters
 
2017-09-21 03:20:48 PM  

Weaver95: puckrock2000: /seriously - what sort of hospital would just hand over biohazardous waste to anybody who asks?

more than you'd think, esp if the patient requests the scraps be saved.  most people don't want the left overs from surgery tho, so its almost never an issue.


I asked. The surgeon said no. I asked for at least a picture. Again, no. "For safety".

It's a farking bit of filleted ground pork. I would like to have it!
 
2017-09-21 06:22:15 PM  

Slypork: Kali ma!


Prepare to meet Kali... IN HELL!
 
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