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(Brand Eating)   Taco Bell in Cincinnati is testing $1 Triple Melt Burrito and $1 Triple Melt Nachos as the 6012th and 6013rd recombination of Taco Bell ingredients. Man, a $2 bill could feed you all day   ( brandeating.com) divider line
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2017-09-21 04:29:12 AM  
Those both sound really boring.
 
2017-09-21 07:31:40 AM  
Well, they haven't created a meat, tater tot and bean filled burrito with a crisp corn taco shell and covered with enchilada sauce... and they WON'T... THE PATENT IS MINE!!!!

I call it the "breakfast enchitacorito".  If you've got a cup of coffee handy, it's great for dunking...
 
2017-09-21 07:47:06 AM  
*diarrhea comes with no additional cost
 
2017-09-21 08:00:15 AM  
I tend to think melting cheese once does the trick, but what do I know?
 
2017-09-21 08:11:01 AM  

downstairs: I tend to think melting cheese once does the trick, but what do I know?


If you want a truly greasy mess a single melt isn't enough. The grease seperation required for a completely soaked tortilla requires a triple melt.
 
2017-09-21 08:31:32 AM  
You're still not getting me to Cincinnati.
 
2017-09-21 08:52:30 AM  
They should put overcooked spaghetti inside a burrito.
 
2017-09-21 09:33:25 AM  

rudemix: *diarrhea comes with no additional cost


Oh, there certainly is a cost, buddy!
 
2017-09-21 10:14:08 AM  
Rice has no business being on the inside of a burrito.
 
2017-09-21 10:33:49 AM  
don't worry, farkers, I'll take one for the team and go try these out...
 
2017-09-21 10:35:10 AM  
I'm not a fan of TBell and they catch a lot of gruff for playing musical ingredients with the same 4 things and giving it a new fancy name and probably rightfully so.  They do though have like 25 other things you can add on, they do cost extra like adding bacon to your burger at mcd's but not much.  You can pretty much add anything to anything.  Now getting the 17 y/o minimum wager to actually make it right is a whole other story.

TASTY UPGRADES
MAKE IT
SUPREME
Add reduced fat sour cream and tomatoes.
MAKE IT
FRESCO
Replace cheese and sour cream with pico de gallo.
NACHO CHEESE SAUCE
+$0.55
SPICY RANCH
+$0.30
GUACAMOLE
+$0.40
CHIPOTLE SAUCE
+$0.30
REDUCED FAT SOUR CREAM
+$0.40
TOMATOES
+$0.30
PICO DE GALLO
+$0.25
CREAMY JALAPEÑO SAUCE
+$0.30
LETTUCE
+$0.30
3 CHEESE BLEND
+$0.40
JALAPEÑO PEPPERS
+$0.30
AVOCADO RANCH SAUCE
+$0.30
POTATOES
+$0.50
BACON
+$0.50
SEASONED RICE
+$0.30
BLACK BEANS
+$0.30
FIRE ROASTED SALSA
+$0.45
ROMAINE LETTUCE
+$0.30
SEASONED BEEF
+$0.60
CHICKEN
+$1.30
SHREDDED CHICKEN
+$1.30
STEAK
+$1.50
MEXICAN PIZZA SAUCE
+$0.30
RED STRIPS
+$0.25
KIDNEY BEANS
REFRIED BEANS
ONIONS

/no I don't work for TBell
 
2017-09-21 12:02:58 PM  
6013rd????
 
2017-09-21 02:29:50 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: You're still not getting me to Cincinnati.


If you're in Cincinnati and desire the absolute ne plus ultra of chain cuisine, Skyline is waiting.

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2017-09-21 02:31:21 PM  
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2017-09-21 03:17:54 PM  

buckler: Rice has no business being on the inside of a burrito.


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2017-09-21 05:16:38 PM  

buckler: Rice has no business being on the inside of a burrito.


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2017-09-21 06:22:33 PM  

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Heh, I remember watching a Ramones documentary and they were interviewing someone from a band they were touring with in France.  He was talking about all his band members were excited about trying out some French cuisine.  All the Ramones wanted was to know where the nearest Mcdonald's was.
 
2017-09-21 08:56:07 PM  
Why don't they put the beef and cheese on the side so we can dip our own with crunchy chips? Instead they combine everything together which does nothing but make a soggy mess.
 
2017-09-21 10:11:52 PM  

nytmare: Why don't they put the beef and cheese on the side so we can dip our own with crunchy chips? Instead they combine everything together which does nothing but make a soggy mess.


Or you know you coild ask for nachos, chips on the side like a person confident in knowing what they want.

I do it every time I get nachos, regardless of the place.
 
2017-09-21 10:28:16 PM  

FDR Jones: They should put overcooked spaghetti inside a burrito.


And blankets.
 
2017-09-21 10:33:37 PM  

Unikitty: nytmare: Why don't they put the beef and cheese on the side so we can dip our own with crunchy chips? Instead they combine everything together which does nothing but make a soggy mess.


Or you know you coild ask for nachos, chips on the side like a person confident in knowing what they want.


How a cartoon that I've never heard of or seen in my life, and is totally obscure on the internet, symbolized the feeling nytmare will have had at reading your suggestion.
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2017-09-21 10:50:51 PM  

Unikitty: nytmare: Why don't they put the beef and cheese on the side so we can dip our own with crunchy chips? Instead they combine everything together which does nothing but make a soggy mess.

Or you know you coild ask for nachos, chips on the side like a person confident in knowing what they want.

I do it every time I get nachos, regardless of the place.


They already have that, except no beef. Now it has beef.
 
2017-09-21 11:06:20 PM  

nytmare: Unikitty: nytmare: Why don't they put the beef and cheese on the side so we can dip our own with crunchy chips? Instead they combine everything together which does nothing but make a soggy mess.

Or you know you coild ask for nachos, chips on the side like a person confident in knowing what they want.

I do it every time I get nachos, regardless of the place.

They already have that, except no beef. Now it has beef.


"Nachos bell grande, no beans. Please put the chips on the side. Thank you."

No one has ever screwed it up or misunderstood or asked me if I was crazy.
 
2017-09-22 06:47:45 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: Well, they haven't created a meat, tater tot and bean filled burrito with a crisp corn taco shell and covered with enchilada sauce... and they WON'T... THE PATENT IS MINE!!!!

I call it the "breakfast enchitacorito".  If you've got a cup of coffee handy, it's great for dunking...


Wait, are you Guy Fieri?
 
2017-09-22 12:12:34 PM  

Gestalt: bigfatbuddhist: Well, they haven't created a meat, tater tot and bean filled burrito with a crisp corn taco shell and covered with enchilada sauce... and they WON'T... THE PATENT IS MINE!!!!

I call it the "breakfast enchitacorito".  If you've got a cup of coffee handy, it's great for dunking...

Wait, are you Guy Fieri?


And, I tried so hard to keep it a secret...
 
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