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(The Raw Story)   At the UN today, Trump gave a shout-out to his neo-colonial homies telling African nations he has "so many friends going to your countries trying to get rich." Then he got serious and discussed the health crisis in the non-existent nation of Nambia   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2017-09-20 03:05:49 PM  
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2017-09-20 03:06:56 PM  
Nambia or Nambla?
 
2017-09-20 03:28:51 PM  

BizarreMan: Nambia or Nambla?


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2017-09-20 03:30:00 PM  

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The Zimbabwe delegation frowns upon Trump's shenanigans.
 
2017-09-20 04:30:56 PM  
He later referred to the non-existent country of "Nambia" when discussing health crises on the continent. It is unclear if Trump was referring to Namibia or Zambia.

The President and a select group of people knew exactly what he meant.
 
2017-09-20 04:32:36 PM  

Wyalt Derp: He later referred to the non-existent country of "Nambia" when discussing health crises on the continent. It is unclear if Trump was referring to Namibia or Zambia.

The President and a select group of people knew exactly what he meant.


As if Trump could find either of those places on a map
 
2017-09-20 04:33:09 PM  
I'm sure the usual suspects will be here to praise Hair Furor shortly.
 
2017-09-20 04:33:23 PM  
 If America is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy Nambia
 
2017-09-20 04:34:02 PM  
He later referred to the non-existent country of "Nambia" when discussing health crises on the continent. It is unclear if Trump was referring to Namibia or Zambia.

They all look the same to him.
 
2017-09-20 04:34:07 PM  
Whatever.  0bama said 57 states.  0bama doesn't even know AMERICA so he could never #MAGA!
 
2017-09-20 04:34:34 PM  
So that's where Covfeve is!
 
2017-09-20 04:34:49 PM  
no-one knows more about nambia's health crisis
 
2017-09-20 04:35:03 PM  
Apparently when Trump looks at a map, even all the countries in Africa look the same.

Sad.
 
2017-09-20 04:35:17 PM  
Jesus farking Christ

Ha ha ha hey guise we're cool because some other morally bankrupt assholes are trying to steal your natural resources and exploit your population for their own monetary gain fist bump!
 
2017-09-20 04:35:23 PM  
Maybe he was talking about the people from NAMBLA?
 
2017-09-20 04:35:25 PM  
I remember when a presidential administration would have one, maybe two, embarrassing goofs. Not bad decisions like wrong wars or poorly handled hurricanes. Goofs like vomiting on a prime minister or misspelling potato.

It's EVERY WEEK with this guy. America already had no sense of national shame. He's eroding what little we had.
 
2017-09-20 04:36:11 PM  
Duh, Nambia's the one where you go through the coat closet.
 
2017-09-20 04:37:50 PM  
Thus sinking to the exact level everyone expected Trump to perform at.
 
2017-09-20 04:38:09 PM  

Jingo Ate Your Baby: I remember when a presidential administration would have one, maybe two, embarrassing goofs. Not bad decisions like wrong wars or poorly handled hurricanes. Goofs like vomiting on a prime minister or misspelling potato.

It's EVERY WEEK with this guy. America already had no sense of national shame. He's eroding what little we had.


It's every day.
 
2017-09-20 04:41:40 PM  
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2017-09-20 04:44:49 PM  
Unincorporated Nambi-Pambia, thankyouverymuch.
 
2017-09-20 04:45:34 PM  
Trump must've been relieved when he was told by his real estate executives that they would never sell a condo to anyone from Nambia.
 
2017-09-20 04:45:36 PM  

foo monkey: Duh, Nambia's the one where you go through the coat closet.


Maybe, the night before, Barron asked him to review his book report on the Chronicles of Nambia?
 
2017-09-20 04:52:01 PM  
Of course it's got a health crisis.  Every motherfarker in the country is DEAD!
 
2017-09-20 04:52:10 PM  
Sure Africa is a source of tremendous wealth. Just ask the people running blood diamonds, or those in the Congo fighting over mines for raw materials to build computers and cel phones, or....
 
2017-09-20 04:52:14 PM  
Sure it exists. It shares a border with Pambia.
 
2017-09-20 04:53:43 PM  
 
2017-09-20 04:55:22 PM  

Erma Gerdd: Unincorporated Nambi-Pambia, thankyouverymuch.


Curses!!
 
2017-09-20 04:55:24 PM  
And not once has he mentioned the humanitarian crisis in Sokovia.
 
2017-09-20 04:55:48 PM  
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Bf+
2017-09-20 04:58:56 PM  
I'm sure he meant "Narnia".
 
2017-09-20 04:59:36 PM  
I'm surprised he isn't telling China what a good job they are doing with their colonialism there.
 
vpc
2017-09-20 05:00:14 PM  
Or Gambia. Everyone forgets The Gambia.
 
2017-09-20 05:01:56 PM  
And a quick Google search shows that neither of the two country's that sound like Nambia have any major health crisis in their headlines.
 
2017-09-20 05:05:13 PM  
Wait until Black Panther comes out. Trump will try to sign a trade agreement with Wakanda.
 
2017-09-20 05:06:17 PM  

Wyalt Derp: He later referred to the non-existent country of "Nambia" when discussing health crises on the continent. It is unclear if Trump was referring to Namibia or Zambia.

The President and a select group of people knew exactly what he meant.


that's another slap in the face to the rest of the world Trump is giving. lovely. New farkups I hadn't heard about yet.
 
2017-09-20 05:06:23 PM  
I'm a little surprised he didn't call his Nambian friends up on stage.
 
2017-09-20 05:12:07 PM  
The only issue Namibia had were some old bastards that invaded their country last year...
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 but they sent them packing in short order...
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2017-09-20 05:13:57 PM  
I just changed my Facebook status to:

My thoughts prayers are with the people of Nambia.

My only regret is that I did not use one the obnoxious Facebook backgrounds.
 
2017-09-20 05:15:23 PM  
Has the weirdest boner right now.
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2017-09-20 05:23:15 PM  
He really should be focusing on Numbani. I heard that Akande Ogundimu recently escaped from prison and went back to his terrorist organization.
 
2017-09-20 05:24:15 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2017-09-20 05:28:47 PM  

foo monkey: Duh, Nambia's the one where you go through the coat closet.


If they stopped feeding kids so much Turkish Delight then they wouldn't have so much of the diabetes.
 
2017-09-20 05:29:39 PM  
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//With apologies to Justine
 
2017-09-20 05:44:57 PM  
CSB: my wife did her field work in Namibia - she spent ten days there - and now she starts crying whenever she hears "Africa" by Toto. It's pretty serious.
 
2017-09-20 05:54:51 PM  

EyeballKid: So that's where Covfeve is!


I believe Nambia is the world's top exporter of covfefe.
 
2017-09-20 06:09:59 PM  
Maybe he meant Nibiru. It prolly picked up a lot of alien autism.
 
2017-09-20 06:15:00 PM  

KodosZardoz: Sure Africa is a source of tremendous wealth. Just ask the people running blood diamonds, or those in the Congo fighting over mines for raw materials to build computers and cel phones, or....


Trump is friends with Leopold II?
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Worse than Hitler, IMHO.
I won't pass up the opportunity to tout King Leoold's Ghost by Adam Hochschild.
 
2017-09-20 06:18:53 PM  

EyeballKid: So that's where Covfeve is!


It's the capitol city.
 
2017-09-20 06:30:01 PM  
I hate everything right now.
 
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