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(CNN)   President Trump, in a somber, refined tone, took responsibility for...hahahahahahahaha, sorry, I couldn't help it.... He blames Clinton for, well, everything   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2017-09-20 12:21:14 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-09-20 12:22:27 PM  
He has to - he has nothing left. His administration is a cabal of conspiratorial infighting farkwits, his press room makes the Ministry of Truth look desirable in comparison, and he himself is an inept, childish buffoon.

He can't blame himself. He has neither the intelligence nor the insight to do so. It's always someone else that prevents him from achieving greatness.
 
2017-09-20 12:23:20 PM  
I'd like to point out that I live in Seattle, probably one of the top 5 targets of a N. Korea Nuke. 
I am more afraid of Trump than N. Korea.
 
2017-09-20 12:24:22 PM  
Ladies and Gentlemen, the victim-in-chief
 
2017-09-20 12:25:07 PM  
Course he does, he's too damn stupid to fix the problem himself.
 
2017-09-20 12:26:32 PM  

blastoh: I'd like to point out that I live in Seattle, probably one of the top 5 targets of a N. Korea Nuke. 
I am more afraid of Trump than N. Korea.


We'll fondly remember you guys and we promise to visit once the radioactive material cools down.
 
2017-09-20 12:33:58 PM  

Prey4reign: blastoh: I'd like to point out that I live in Seattle, probably one of the top 5 targets of a N. Korea Nuke. 
I am more afraid of Trump than N. Korea.

We'll fondly remember you guys and we promise to visit once the radioactive material cools down.


Or they invent Power Armor.
 
2017-09-20 12:42:19 PM  
So much Winnning Blaming!

It makes us look strong.. well....not strong.
 
2017-09-20 12:56:16 PM  
And he can't even get the blame right, our last diplomatic envoy to speak with North Korea was during the Bush administration if I am not mistaken.  Axis of Evil and all that shiat.
 
2017-09-20 01:00:07 PM  
But he is such a great leader, if elected he can fix any damage done by prior nincompoops in the first 100 days of his term.

/they should have asked which term
//and if he meant presidential or prison
 
2017-09-20 01:08:32 PM  
I thought Trump was going to lock her up.

So lock her up already, you pussy.
 
2017-09-20 01:13:48 PM  
She lost, get over it.
 
2017-09-20 01:14:12 PM  
Whew, it's a good thing we didn't elect the candidate who was accused of being weak and blaming everyone else for their problems.
 
2017-09-20 01:15:15 PM  
That's not the way you're supposed to do it, dummy.  You're supposed to say inherited, like "The economy I inherited from George Bush."
 
2017-09-20 01:16:23 PM  

Prey4reign: blastoh: I'd like to point out that I live in Seattle, probably one of the top 5 targets of a N. Korea Nuke. 
I am more afraid of Trump than N. Korea.

We'll fondly remember you guys and we promise to visit once the radioactive material cools down.


Real estate will still be too expensive.
 
2017-09-20 01:17:16 PM  
Hillary Clinton wasn't president.  Hillary Clinton will never be president.  You're going to have to find someone else to blame everything on, jackass.
 
2017-09-20 01:17:27 PM  
Donald Trump is to Presidents as Matt Millen is to Football GMs.
 
2017-09-20 01:17:39 PM  
Can we stop winning yet?
 
2017-09-20 01:17:52 PM  
I'd love to see him locked in a room, on camera, forced to answer questions clearly and concisely about numerous topics (foreign policy/trade/etc). No advisers or assistance of any kind. He can't leave until he's answered all the questions, and he gets a punch/slap/shock/whatever each time he is vague or tries to dodge. I'll wager he would be dead in 15 minutes from slap-related injuries.
 
2017-09-20 01:17:55 PM  
Well, the world had to end sooner or later.
 
2017-09-20 01:17:59 PM  
Blaming others for his own failures and shortcomings, and claiming credit for things he did not earn and had no role in making successful.....

Explain why we're still greenlighting when he does that, please.
 
2017-09-20 01:18:00 PM  
Hillary should have never labeled them part of the "Axis of Evil", that really prompted them ramp up their nuclear program.
 
2017-09-20 01:18:56 PM  

FormlessOne: cabal of conspiratorial infighting farkwits


...is the name of my all dumbek, Dschinghis Khan-inspired, hair-metal revue.
 
2017-09-20 01:19:21 PM  
If only Bill had invaded preemptively, then there is no way Trump would blame a Clinton for a failed nation building. Oh wait...
 
2017-09-20 01:19:45 PM  
"I thought it was very dark, dangerous, not the kind of message that the leader of the greatest nation of the world should be delivering," she said.

We haven't been the greatest nation for some time now.
 
2017-09-20 01:22:15 PM  
I like how they all seem to pretend we just went straight from the Clinton administration to the Obama administration when discussing problems with North Korea.
 
2017-09-20 01:22:49 PM  

Muta: Donald Trump is to Presidents as Matt Millen is to Football GMs.


Yes, but Millen is a much better color commentator (and he farking sucks at that too).  At least Millen doesn't have an anus mouth.
 
2017-09-20 01:23:13 PM  

Vacation Bible School: FormlessOne: cabal of conspiratorial infighting farkwits

...is the name of my all dumbek, Dschinghis Khan-inspired, hair-metal revue.


Oh that's marvelous!

*yoink*
 
2017-09-20 01:23:43 PM  
She stepped into the spotlight, so he shiats on her.  Two distractions.  I thought her speaking up the other day was a bit out of place since shes mostly been laying low.
 
2017-09-20 01:23:52 PM  
So...a day ending in y?
 
2017-09-20 01:24:17 PM  

stir22: "I thought it was very dark, dangerous, not the kind of message that the leader of the greatest nation of the world should be delivering," she said.

We haven't been the greatest nation for some time now.


Who is? By what metric? Genuinely curious.
 
2017-09-20 01:24:47 PM  
img.fark.net
Meanwhile giving a speech at the UN about bullying.  Did she mug Barney for that outfit?
 
2017-09-20 01:24:50 PM  

stir22: "I thought it was very dark, dangerous, not the kind of message that the leader of the greatest nation of the world should be delivering," she said.

We haven't been the greatest nation for some time now.


Thanks, Obama!
 
2017-09-20 01:25:31 PM  

mak3_7up_y0urs: I like how they all seem to pretend we just went straight from the Clinton administration to the Obama administration when discussing problems with North Korea.


We go from Clinton to Obama when discussing the 2008 financial meltdown (sometimes Carter is mentioned)
We go from Clinton to Obama when discussing Iraq and Afghanistan.
Why not go from Clinton to Obama when discussing North Korea?
 
2017-09-20 01:25:59 PM  

mak3_7up_y0urs: I like how they all seem to pretend we just went straight from the Clinton administration to the Obama administration when discussing problems with North Korea.


Well sure. There was a big push to forget GWB. Seems to have succeeded.

The only folk who remember him now are the libs who start sobbing every time they see a "miss me yet?" meme. He wasn't even around for Katrina if you ask our fine conservatives.
 
2017-09-20 01:26:07 PM  

Ambivalence: Hillary Clinton wasn't president.  Hillary Clinton will never be president.  You're going to have to find someone else to blame everything on, jackass.


That doesn't stop him from blaming her anyway. Just like half the people that voted. Just like half the people that post on the Politics tab.

It's sad and pathetic how many blame all their troubles on one old white woman, but here we are...
 
2017-09-20 01:26:40 PM  

theflatline: [img.fark.net image 696x399]
Meanwhile giving a speech at the UN about bullying.  Did she mug Barney for that outfit?


After his speech yesterday, without a hint of irony.
These chucklefarks sure have no goddamned clue about anything ever.
 
2017-09-20 01:27:13 PM  

Ambivalence: Hillary Clinton wasn't president.  Hillary Clinton will never be president.  You're going to have to find someone else to blame everything on, jackass.


He will always have Bill and Obama. He is that pathetic.
 
2017-09-20 01:27:14 PM  

stir22: "I thought it was very dark, dangerous, not the kind of message that the leader of the greatest nation of the world should be delivering," she said.

We haven't been the greatest nation for some time now.


1/20/2017
 
2017-09-20 01:27:37 PM  
Here's your chance twitter twit, show everybody how it's done.
 
2017-09-20 01:28:40 PM  

theflatline: [img.fark.net image 696x399]
Meanwhile giving a speech at the UN about bullying.  Did she mug Barney for that outfit?


Holy shiat. Is that really what she wore? Was she planning on directing traffic or going hunting afterwards?

Also, Clinton? I thought everything was Obama's fault? Or is it both of them?

I knew it! A secret Clinton/Obama/Illuminati operation to destroy America!

/Don't laugh too hard...I bet you could convince Alex Jones and a fairly sizable fraction of Trump's moron brigade that it's true...
 
2017-09-20 01:29:17 PM  

paygun: That's not the way you're supposed to do it, dummy.  You're supposed to say inherited, like "The economy I inherited from George Bush."


What did he inherit from Hillary? And don't say "all his money" because he inherited that from his dad, who suffered from the hereditary disease called Alzheimer's.
 
2017-09-20 01:29:18 PM  

theflatline: [img.fark.net image 696x399]
Meanwhile giving a speech at the UN about bullying.  Did she mug Barney for that outfit?


I think she skinned Barney for that. And wore him inside out.
 
2017-09-20 01:29:35 PM  

Alassra: Can we stop winning yet?


The MAGA train has no stops.

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-20 01:29:47 PM  
Well yeah, Bernie was supposed to win.
 
2017-09-20 01:31:18 PM  
d2s needs to take some acid.
 
2017-09-20 01:32:15 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: These chucklefarks sure have no goddamned clue about anything ever.


When you hit a certain level of social status and money, you just cant relate to normal people or social norms at all.  It's just beyond them.  Go a few decades with so much money and so much power that nobody has ever told you "no" to anything you want or do for as long as your brain can remember, it just farks up your wiring.  You cant fix this kind of person, you can just do damage control.  At some point the damage will be way beyond ever fixing.
 
2017-09-20 01:32:28 PM  

Muta: mak3_7up_y0urs: I like how they all seem to pretend we just went straight from the Clinton administration to the Obama administration when discussing problems with North Korea.

We go from Clinton to Obama when discussing the 2008 financial meltdown (sometimes Carter is mentioned)
We go from Clinton to Obama when discussing Iraq and Afghanistan.
Why not go from Clinton to Obama when discussing North Korea?


It's part of an elaborate plot by the Republican establishment to erase our collective memory of the Bush administration so that Jeb! can finally have a shot at the presidency.
 
2017-09-20 01:32:47 PM  

Subtonic: stir22: "I thought it was very dark, dangerous, not the kind of message that the leader of the greatest nation of the world should be delivering," she said.

We haven't been the greatest nation for some time now.

Who is? By what metric? Genuinely curious.


I don't think it's singular.

For me, the definition would be a country who takes care of it's citizens, is inclusive towards all, doesn't kill it's worst criminals, doesn't lock you up for petty crimes, doesn't tolerate white collar crime...etc.

So, Iceland, I guess.
 
2017-09-20 01:33:43 PM  

Subtonic: stir22: "I thought it was very dark, dangerous, not the kind of message that the leader of the greatest nation of the world should be delivering," she said.

We haven't been the greatest nation for some time now.

Who is? By what metric? Genuinely curious.


Depending on who you talk to, anyone BUT the US...

https://globalnews.ca/news/3293192/canada-2nd-best-country-2017-world​-​rankings-survey/

http://www.businessinsider.com/best-countries-to-live-in-2017-3/#11-t​h​e-united-states-the-us-ranks-high-in-financial-wealth-americans-earn-a​n-average-of-53245-per-year-1

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-best-countries-to-live-in-the-​w​orld.html
 
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