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(CTV News)   Hillary Clinton mocks 'manspreading' Vladimir Putin. Close your legs Putin, you're drawing flies   ( ctvnews.ca) divider line
    More: Amusing, Vladimir Putin, President Vladimir Putin, Boris Yeltsin, George W. Bush, Russia, Belarus, President Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton  
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2017-09-20 08:02:49 AM  
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2017-09-20 08:44:43 AM  
Such a nasty woman.
 
2017-09-20 08:52:57 AM  
Another vast manspreading conspiracy revealed.
 
2017-09-20 09:11:20 AM  
I'd vote for anyone to keep her out of office. Because she lies. And e-mails.
I wouldn't even bother doing basic google searches on the person I'm voting for. That's how much her e-mails.
 
2017-09-20 09:18:58 AM  
"Close your legs Putin, you're drawing flies".

Indeed. Because we all know his nuts taste like taco bowls for some reason.
 
2017-09-20 09:19:54 AM  
www.stupid.com
 
2017-09-20 09:36:10 AM  

kevlar51: I'd vote for anyone to keep her out of office. Because she lies. And e-mails.
I wouldn't even bother doing basic google searches on the person I'm voting for. That's how much her e-mails.


i.imgur.com
 
2017-09-20 10:57:34 AM  
Only a particular type of mentally damaged woman thinks that "manspreading" is anything other than a guy sitting comfortably because he doesn't want to squash his cock and balls.

It's basically the same thing as a woman crossing her arms under her boobs so she doesn't squash her tits.
 
2017-09-20 11:09:14 AM  

LordZorch: Only a particular type of mentally damaged woman thinks that "manspreading" is anything other than a guy sitting comfortably because he doesn't want to squash his cock and balls.


This.  "Manspreading" isn't a thing.  It's "a man sitting."  I mean, sure, if some dude is deliberately spreading his legs on a bus or subway to annoy or block the seat next to him, that's one thing (called "being a dick") but guys sit with legs at least partially spread.  It's what we do.  Ladies, you know that underboob sweat you of the more well-endowed persuasion get?  Guys in trousers get nut sweat, and it's made worse when we sit with our legs closed -- not even factoring that it's less comfortable in general.
 
2017-09-20 12:07:48 PM  
Wait for it...
 
2017-09-20 12:08:43 PM  
Well, thanks Hillary. That's the type of smart incisive commentary that we missed out on. Viva La Resistance!
 
2017-09-20 12:10:37 PM  
Please go away.
 
2017-09-20 12:13:52 PM  
Surely he can't be criticized for having a wide stance!
 
2017-09-20 12:14:49 PM  
Hurr Durr I'm stupid so I'm going to conflate manspreading with sitting normally.
 
2017-09-20 12:15:46 PM  
Men and women have different shaped  hip bones which leads to different seating positions for comfort. This is not some nefarious, male, territorial display.

/accused of "mansplaining" manspreading in 3, 2,...
 
2017-09-20 12:15:55 PM  
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2017-09-20 12:16:04 PM  
Hillary who?
 
2017-09-20 12:16:35 PM  

BalugaJoe: [img.fark.net image 850x425]


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2017-09-20 12:17:51 PM  
That's an aggressive posture where a man sits with legs splayed.

Huh, today I learned that wanting to sit in such a way that my testicles are not crushed between my legs is aggressive.

/It's stupid shiat like this that caused Trump to win. Stop that shiat
 
2017-09-20 12:19:48 PM  
"That's an aggressive posture where a man sits with legs splayed."  Just call it what it is - violence.
 
2017-09-20 12:22:47 PM  
I consider myself a feminist, but for fark's sake.
 
2017-09-20 12:22:50 PM  
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2017-09-20 12:27:26 PM  

LordZorch: Only a particular type of mentally damaged woman thinks that "manspreading" is anything other than a guy sitting comfortably because he doesn't want to squash his cock and balls.

It's basically the same thing as a woman crossing her arms under her boobs so she doesn't squash her tits.


To be honest, it can be either.

While sitting with thighs exactly parallel isn't particularly comfortable for a man, no man needs to sit with thighs at a 90° angle and many don't. Those who do, I imagine it's like those handshakes you sometimes get offered to you with the back of the hand facing up and thumb pointing down. Might be a bad habit, might be somebody being a poseur.
 
2017-09-20 12:29:45 PM  
And to think she almost became President.  We really dodged a bullet there.
 
2017-09-20 12:30:10 PM  
Haha, manspreading?

We have sensitive junk down there, Hillary.

Unless Putin's wearing loose shorts, inadvertently exposing his hairy manly Cossack bollocks, you're way off base.

/also, Putin seems like a waxer
 
2017-09-20 12:30:17 PM  
Her interview with Colbert was pretty good, she's clearly has a much better grasp of the issues than most people.  I thought her talk about how she would get Putin to open up was interesting and showed diplomacy.

Man spreading is obnoxious, no one has an issue with people spreading out a little but taking up two seats because you can't sit like a normal person is annoying.
 
2017-09-20 12:31:37 PM  

Psychopusher: LordZorch: Only a particular type of mentally damaged woman thinks that "manspreading" is anything other than a guy sitting comfortably because he doesn't want to squash his cock and balls.

This.  "Manspreading" isn't a thing.  It's "a man sitting."  I mean, sure, if some dude is deliberately spreading his legs on a bus or subway to annoy or block the seat next to him, that's one thing (called "being a dick") but guys sit with legs at least partially spread.  It's what we do.  Ladies, you know that underboob sweat you of the more well-endowed persuasion get?  Guys in trousers get nut sweat, and it's made worse when we sit with our legs closed -- not even factoring that it's less comfortable in general.


You are more than welcome to wear a kilt.

Don't make excuses for your poor fashion sense and take responsibility for yourself.
 
2017-09-20 12:31:58 PM  

machoprogrammer: Huh, today I learned that wanting to sit in such a way that my testicles are not crushed between my legs


Nobody's are that large or that delicate.

machoprogrammer: /It's stupid shiat like this that caused Trump to win.


That's dynamite monkey bullshiat. "Some stranger complained about the way some other stranger sits, waaaaaah I think I'll vote for a buffoon".
 
2017-09-20 12:32:44 PM  

Psychopusher: LordZorch: Only a particular type of mentally damaged woman thinks that "manspreading" is anything other than a guy sitting comfortably because he doesn't want to squash his cock and balls.

This.  "Manspreading" isn't a thing.  It's "a man sitting."  I mean, sure, if some dude is deliberately spreading his legs on a bus or subway to annoy or block the seat next to him, that's one thing (called "being a dick") but guys sit with legs at least partially spread.  It's what we do.  Ladies, you know that underboob sweat you of the more well-endowed persuasion get?  Guys in trousers get nut sweat, and it's made worse when we sit with our legs closed -- not even factoring that it's less comfortable in general.


Huh I didn't know about underboob sweat.   But it makes sense so it may be true.
 
2017-09-20 12:33:00 PM  

machoprogrammer: That's an aggressive posture where a man sits with legs splayed.

Huh, today I learned that wanting to sit in such a way that my testicles are not crushed between my legs is aggressive.

/It's stupid shiat like this that caused Trump to win. Stop that shiat


If you would just let your balls drop this wouldn't be an issue.  Why can't you just mature and tuck or set them on top of your lap like a proper gentleman?
 
2017-09-20 12:33:10 PM  
Manspreading is as equally annoying as women who set down their 4 bags on the surrounding seats.
 
2017-09-20 12:33:41 PM  

jethroe: Haha, manspreading?

We have sensitive junk down there, Hillary.

Unless Putin's wearing loose shorts, inadvertently exposing his hairy manly Cossack bollocks, you're way off base.

/also, Putin seems like a waxer


How often do you sit with you legs splayed out 90 degree's or more? Most people don't.  I've yet to see a plane get rerouted because someone sitting like a regular person had a massive groin injury.
 
2017-09-20 12:33:57 PM  
Lot's of dudes with huge cocks and nutsacks in this thread already telling us what it's like.
 
2017-09-20 12:34:01 PM  

jethroe: Haha, manspreading?

We have sensitive junk down there, Hillary.

Unless Putin's wearing loose shorts, inadvertently exposing his hairy manly Cossack bollocks, you're way off base.

/also, Putin seems like a waxer


Maybe you just need to stop being so sensitive and man up?
 
2017-09-20 12:34:14 PM  

phaseolus: LordZorch: Only a particular type of mentally damaged woman thinks that "manspreading" is anything other than a guy sitting comfortably because he doesn't want to squash his cock and balls.

It's basically the same thing as a woman crossing her arms under her boobs so she doesn't squash her tits.

To be honest, it can be either.

While sitting with thighs exactly parallel isn't particularly comfortable for a man, no man needs to sit with thighs at a 90° angle and many don't. Those who do, I imagine it's like those handshakes you sometimes get offered to you with the back of the hand facing up and thumb pointing down. Might be a bad habit, might be somebody being a poseur.


The only men I ever see sitting with thighs 90 degrees apart weight about 700 lbs and can't help it; their guts hang between their knees.
 
2017-09-20 12:34:58 PM  

jethroe: /also, Putin seems like a waxer


Reminds me of that Hot in Cleveland episode where the girls go to a gay bar and one of them enters a drag queen contest.

Spoilers: she lost to a guy.

I'm not saying drag queens are gross or anything, but considering Putin's over-the-top attempts at a testosterone-poisoned masculine image (and a homophobe to boot) I get a laugh thinking about him waxing his legs.

/Maybe bikini line too?
//Or was that TMI?
 
2017-09-20 12:36:26 PM  

beerrun: Lot's of dudes with huge cocks and nutsacks in this thread already telling us what it's like.


As a guy it just feels more comfortable to sit with my legs open. I'm sorry if I offend, that's never been my objective.
 
2017-09-20 12:36:33 PM  
If the dude is wearing shorts and his nuts are visible, then yeah that's really bad. Otherwise you're just being a whiney biatch. Go away please.
 
2017-09-20 12:36:37 PM  

raius: jethroe: Haha, manspreading?

We have sensitive junk down there, Hillary.

Unless Putin's wearing loose shorts, inadvertently exposing his hairy manly Cossack bollocks, you're way off base.

/also, Putin seems like a waxer

How often do you sit with you legs splayed out 90 degree's or more? Most people don't.  I've yet to see a plane get rerouted because someone sitting like a regular person had a massive groin injury.


You've seen planes get rerouted because some guy couldn't stand the discomfort of those seats anymore.
 
2017-09-20 12:39:31 PM  
This was and always was bait for Hillary haters. Good job replying enough to green it, farking morons...
 
2017-09-20 12:41:29 PM  

beerrun: Lot's of dudes with huge cocks and nutsacks in this thread already telling us what it's like.


Jon Hamm wannabees...
 
2017-09-20 12:41:36 PM  
There's that right-wing media keeping her in the spotlight again...
 
2017-09-20 12:44:23 PM  

phaseolus: machoprogrammer: Huh, today I learned that wanting to sit in such a way that my testicles are not crushed between my legs

Nobody's are that large or that delicate.

machoprogrammer: /It's stupid shiat like this that caused Trump to win.

That's dynamite monkey bullshiat. "Some stranger complained about the way some other stranger sits, waaaaaah I think I'll vote for a buffoon".


I bodybuild and have pretty big legs (thanks to squats and genetics). My nuts get squished if I don't have my legs spread and it's very uncomfortable.
 
2017-09-20 12:44:26 PM  

Saamstraat: beerrun: Lot's of dudes with huge cocks and nutsacks in this thread already telling us what it's like.

As a guy it just feels more comfortable to sit with my legs open. I'm sorry if I offend, that's never been my objective.


Hey, rock out, Johnny Wadd!
 
2017-09-20 12:45:54 PM  

machoprogrammer: phaseolus: machoprogrammer: Huh, today I learned that wanting to sit in such a way that my testicles are not crushed between my legs

Nobody's are that large or that delicate.

machoprogrammer: /It's stupid shiat like this that caused Trump to win.

That's dynamite monkey bullshiat. "Some stranger complained about the way some other stranger sits, waaaaaah I think I'll vote for a buffoon".

I bodybuild and have pretty big legs (thanks to squats and genetics). My nuts get squished if I don't have my legs spread and it's very uncomfortable.


Well that's a very poor choice you made.  What did you think was going to happen if you did that?

Honestly you have no one to blame but yourself.
 
2017-09-20 12:48:06 PM  
Well that was stupid.
 
2017-09-20 12:48:47 PM  

fortheloveof: machoprogrammer: phaseolus: machoprogrammer: Huh, today I learned that wanting to sit in such a way that my testicles are not crushed between my legs

Nobody's are that large or that delicate.

machoprogrammer: /It's stupid shiat like this that caused Trump to win.

That's dynamite monkey bullshiat. "Some stranger complained about the way some other stranger sits, waaaaaah I think I'll vote for a buffoon".

I bodybuild and have pretty big legs (thanks to squats and genetics). My nuts get squished if I don't have my legs spread and it's very uncomfortable.

Well that's a very poor choice you made.  What did you think was going to happen if you did that?

Honestly you have no one to blame but yourself.


Sounds like you're victim blaming to me
 
2017-09-20 12:48:49 PM  

fortheloveof: machoprogrammer: phaseolus: machoprogrammer: Huh, today I learned that wanting to sit in such a way that my testicles are not crushed between my legs

Nobody's are that large or that delicate.

machoprogrammer: /It's stupid shiat like this that caused Trump to win.

That's dynamite monkey bullshiat. "Some stranger complained about the way some other stranger sits, waaaaaah I think I'll vote for a buffoon".

I bodybuild and have pretty big legs (thanks to squats and genetics). My nuts get squished if I don't have my legs spread and it's very uncomfortable.

Well that's a very poor choice you made.  What did you think was going to happen if you did that?

Honestly you have no one to blame but yourself.


crooksandliars.com
Go easy, bro.
 
2017-09-20 12:49:37 PM  

machoprogrammer: phaseolus: machoprogrammer: Huh, today I learned that wanting to sit in such a way that my testicles are not crushed between my legs

Nobody's are that large or that delicate.

machoprogrammer: /It's stupid shiat like this that caused Trump to win.

That's dynamite monkey bullshiat. "Some stranger complained about the way some other stranger sits, waaaaaah I think I'll vote for a buffoon".

I bodybuild and have pretty big legs (thanks to squats and genetics). My nuts get squished if I don't have my legs spread and it's very uncomfortable.


You're completely full of shiat, the trainers I've used at the gym all seem perfectly capable of sitting like normal human beings and they are well built.  No one is suggesting you need to keep your knee's together but you also don't need to keep them splayed out 80-90 degree's, which is what man spreading is.
 
2017-09-20 12:50:52 PM  

Stiggin: When will this biatch go away?


Soon enough, but there's plenty more women-who-don't-know-their-place lining up to fill the void. Personally, I think this shiat started when they got the vote.
 
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