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(Talking Points Memo)   According to his website, Roy Moore (R) gained the endorsement from conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly for his Senate candidacy. Which is especially impressive if you consider Schlafly has been dead for over a year now   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, activist Phyllis Schlafly, Eagle Forum, erstwhile Schlafly endorsement, candidate Roy Moore, April. Schlafly, Phyllis Schlafly, Eagle Forum founder  
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2017-09-20 02:50:52 AM  
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2017-09-20 02:55:10 AM  
So that makes at least two imaginary endorsements.
 
2017-09-20 02:57:36 AM  
if anyone in this country would be the guy to kick start witch burnings and inquisitions, it'd be Roy Moore.  he is NOT fond of anyone who isn't HIS kind of christian and an't shy about saying so.

WTF happened to my country?  we used to be cool.  now we're the assholes everyone hates.
 
2017-09-20 03:31:31 AM  

Weaver95: if anyone in this country would be the guy to kick start witch burnings and inquisitions, it'd be Roy Moore.  he is NOT fond of anyone who isn't HIS kind of christian and an't shy about saying so.

WTF happened to my country?  we used to be cool.  now we're the assholes everyone hates.


No one Everyone expects the Roy Moore Inquisition!

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2017-09-20 03:39:59 AM  
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2017-09-20 05:26:43 AM  
Tuesday can't get here soon enough.  The junk mail I get every day for this campaign is appalling.  The constant TV ads are beyond stupid.  And speaking of stupid, Trump and Sarah Palin are coming to the state to campaign...for opposing candidates.  It's a grand vortex of morans.
 
2017-09-20 05:46:15 AM  
That's ok, she was dead inside her whole miserable f*cking life.
 
2017-09-20 06:20:56 AM  

Mad Scientist: Tuesday can't get here soon enough.  The junk mail I get every day for this campaign is appalling.  The constant TV ads are beyond stupid.  And speaking of stupid, Trump and Sarah Palin are coming to the state to campaign...for opposing candidates.  It's a grand vortex of morans.


Even more so than usual? I mean, it IS Alabama after all.
 
2017-09-20 06:42:06 AM  
Ambivalence:
Even more so than usual? I mean, it IS Alabama after all.

Yeah, yeah.  Some of us are actually pulling the collective IQ up.   On the other hand, Sarah Palin's idiocy stands out, even here.
 
2017-09-20 07:00:13 AM  

Mad Scientist: Ambivalence:
Even more so than usual? I mean, it IS Alabama after all.

Yeah, yeah.  Some of us are actually pulling the collective IQ up.   On the other hand, Sarah Palin's idiocy stands out, even here.


As a former Alaskan, I understand completely.
 
2017-09-20 07:03:01 AM  
She's a black magic woman
And she's gonna make a senator out of me
 
2017-09-20 07:15:09 AM  
Known she was the lich  queen for years
 
2017-09-20 07:46:54 AM  
She's a witch. Always has been.
 
2017-09-20 08:38:19 AM  
You'd think a guy who built his career bloviating about Ten Commandments displays would have at least glanced at the Ninth Commandment from time to time.
 
2017-09-20 08:39:41 AM  
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Phyllis Schlafly's daughter will give Steve Bannon an award for.. his deeds.
 
2017-09-20 08:39:42 AM  

Weaver95: if anyone in this country would be the guy to kick start witch burnings and inquisitions, it'd be Roy Moore.  he is NOT fond of anyone who isn't HIS kind of christian and an't shy about saying so.

WTF happened to my country?  we used to be cool.  now we're the assholes everyone hates.


We decided that politics was boring and scummy and didn't participate. That let the assholes that everyone hates fill up every level of government so there's no one around to stop them from destroying us.
 
2017-09-20 08:40:48 AM  
We're in a post-truth world.
He already believes that Jesus endorses him.
Why not other dead folks?
 
2017-09-20 08:41:03 AM  
Well, seeing as how Moore also believes he's endorsed by Jesus, that's par for the course.
 
2017-09-20 08:43:45 AM  
Catlenfell:

(Shakes tiny fist)
 
2017-09-20 08:43:55 AM  
Of course she does. She even let Donny2Scoops grab her by the pussy.  Note how you can't see his other hand, and how turned on by it she is. She digs gittin grabbed by 2 bit St Ronald impersonators i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2017-09-20 08:44:39 AM  

stoli n coke: You'd think a guy who built his career bloviating about Ten Commandments displays would have at least glanced at the Ninth Commandment from time to time.


They don't actually READ them.  They don't actually BELIEVE them.  Religion is just another tool to gain power and punish those they dislike.
 
2017-09-20 08:45:04 AM  
Every atheist I know is a much better Christian than Roy Moore.
 
2017-09-20 08:45:59 AM  
These death cultists are getting out of hand. I sure hope they don't organize.
 
2017-09-20 08:47:04 AM  

fusillade762: So that makes at least two imaginary endorsements.


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2017-09-20 08:54:35 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Of course she does. She even let Donny2Scoops grab her by the pussy.  Note how you can't see his other hand, and how turned on by it she is. She digs gittin grabbed by 2 bit St Ronald impersonators [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x422]


Actually IIRC Phyllis broke ranks with the GOP in endorsing Trump.  Her daughter, that ran her foundation, railroaded the rest of them into endorsing him.

All this aside though I still maintain that we can't be certain that Phyllis is dead until we put a stake in her heart.
 
2017-09-20 09:03:48 AM  
I wouldn't put it past her to be a lich at this point.
 
2017-09-20 09:07:39 AM  
May she rott in peace ...
 
2017-09-20 09:13:23 AM  
Tomorrow he will get an endorsement from George Wallace.
 
2017-09-20 09:18:06 AM  
 When asked to produce the press release, this happened.

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2017-09-20 09:19:49 AM  

Mad Scientist: Ambivalence:
Even more so than usual? I mean, it IS Alabama after all.

Yeah, yeah.  Some of us are actually pulling the collective IQ up.   On the other hand, Sarah Palin's idiocy stands out, even here.


You and yours need to leave that hellhole. Salt the earth on your way out.
 
2017-09-20 09:23:06 AM  
It hit me last night; he' s going to end up on the Judical Committee, isn't he? The whole Federal judiciary is just going to be equvalent to Iran's Sura.
 
2017-09-20 09:23:56 AM  

runwiz: Tomorrow he will get an endorsement from George Wallace.


And Lester Maddox.
 
2017-09-20 09:27:07 AM  

odinsposse: Weaver95: if anyone in this country would be the guy to kick start witch burnings and inquisitions, it'd be Roy Moore.  he is NOT fond of anyone who isn't HIS kind of christian and an't shy about saying so.

WTF happened to my country?  we used to be cool.  now we're the assholes everyone hates.

We decided that politics was boring and scummy and didn't participate. That let the assholes that everyone hates fill up every level of government so there's no one around to stop them from destroying us.


This is the perect epitath for American democracy. "Died of I can't be bothered."
 
2017-09-20 09:31:00 AM  

odinsposse: Weaver95: if anyone in this country would be the guy to kick start witch burnings and inquisitions, it'd be Roy Moore.  he is NOT fond of anyone who isn't HIS kind of christian and an't shy about saying so.

WTF happened to my country?  we used to be cool.  now we're the assholes everyone hates.

We decided that politics was boring and scummy and didn't participate. That let the assholes that everyone hates fill up every level of government so there's no one around to stop them from destroying us.


Pretty much. All the ones who could have made a difference just weren't inspired this time.
 
2017-09-20 09:38:06 AM  
Phyllis Schlafly. Didn't she found the Eagle Foreplay?


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2017-09-20 09:39:19 AM  
Anybody who can get the ghost endorsement is fine by me.
 
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2017-09-20 09:45:48 AM  
 
2017-09-20 09:54:48 AM  

Weaver95: if anyone in this country would be the guy to kick start witch burnings and inquisitions, it'd be Roy Moore.  he is NOT fond of anyone who isn't HIS kind of christian and an't shy about saying so.

WTF happened to my country?  we used to be cool.  now we're the assholes everyone hates.


For those of you in the dark, Roy Moore despises the US constitution, and would very much like a Christian theocracy.
/It prays to Jeebus or it gets the hose again
 
2017-09-20 10:13:16 AM  

Northern: Weaver95: if anyone in this country would be the guy to kick start witch burnings and inquisitions, it'd be Roy Moore.  he is NOT fond of anyone who isn't HIS kind of christian and an't shy about saying so.

WTF happened to my country?  we used to be cool.  now we're the assholes everyone hates.


For those of you in the dark, Roy Moore despises the US constitution, and would very much like a Christian theocracy.

/It prays to Jeebus or it gets the hose again


Pretty sure Jesus would be tossed out, not being Christian and talking funny, looking too arabic.
 
2017-09-20 10:43:10 AM  
Fear the Walking Derp.
 
2017-09-20 10:51:53 AM  
If you talk to yourself, you're pretty normal.
If you talk to God, you're religious.
If God talks back to you, you're delusional.

That third line doesn't change when you replace 'God' with 'Evil Ghost coont'.
 
2017-09-20 10:52:10 AM  
Lying is the new normal for politcs. Get used to it or vote against it.
 
2017-09-20 10:55:01 AM  
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2017-09-20 11:09:17 AM  
Come on. It's totally in character for Schlafly to come up from hell to endorse Moore. And Satan would give her a day pass because it's in his interest to see Moore in a federal position.
 
2017-09-20 12:50:30 PM  
So, Phyllis Schlafly lives (lived?) in Chicago?
 
2017-09-20 01:43:02 PM  
Other endorsements by:
Ayn Rand
William F Buckley
Antonin Scalia
Nancy Reagan
Barry Goldwater
 
2017-09-20 03:00:26 PM  

fusillade762: So that makes at least two imaginary endorsements.


Three, because god is on his side. Who do you think told Moore that Schlafly was backing him?
 
2017-09-20 04:01:55 PM  
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2017-09-20 05:52:02 PM  
Schlafly, don't bother me.
 
2017-09-20 06:52:32 PM  
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