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(CBS Boston)   Man being pursued by state police breaks off chase to fill out job application   ( boston.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Automobile, Osprey Wireless, State Police, Massachusetts State Police, employee Jeff Maron, motor vehicle stop, University Avenue exit, Jose Jimenez  
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2017-09-19 08:56:54 PM  
State Police said they were involved in a car chase with Jose Jimenez.

The astronaut?
 
2017-09-19 10:01:56 PM  
Jeez, what more do we want from the guy?  Exercising an obvious passion for employment and with no permanent cost to the public.  Enhanced person-to-person communication throughout an office, that, quite frankly, could probably have used the jump start.  Call it even and offer the guy the job.

Win-Win.
 
2017-09-19 10:11:10 PM  

Incident on 57th Street: Jeez, what more do we want from the guy?  Exercising an obvious passion for employment and with no permanent cost to the public.  Enhanced person-to-person communication throughout an office, that, quite frankly, could probably have used the jump start.  Call it even and offer the guy the job.

Win-Win.


I read this in de-toxified Morty's voice.
 
2017-09-19 11:22:18 PM  
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2017-09-19 11:23:07 PM  
cbsboston.files.wordpress.com

I'm not sure why this amused me so much, but hey, here we are.
 
2017-09-19 11:23:55 PM  

bring to a festering boil: State Police said they were involved in a car chase with Jose Jimenez.

The astronaut?


No, this guy:
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2017-09-19 11:24:35 PM  

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: [upload.wikimedia.org image 180x228]


You farging bastage! Beat me to it.
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2017-09-19 11:25:14 PM  

Incident on 57th Street: Jeez, what more do we want from the guy?  Exercising an obvious passion for employment and with no permanent cost to the public.  Enhanced person-to-person communication throughout an office, that, quite frankly, could probably have used the jump start.  Call it even and offer the guy the job.

Win-Win.


what do you do when you really have to take a shiat one block from your house
 
2017-09-19 11:26:57 PM  
Sources say jeff sessions is, however, expected to make a comeback in the private sector...
 
2017-09-19 11:30:58 PM  
"So you have a job opening?  I'm the perfect candidate.  Forever optimistic, I always see the bright side of things.  I'll be a great employee.  Can I start right away?"
 
2017-09-19 11:41:13 PM  
So... did he get the job???
 
2017-09-19 11:44:10 PM  
That's almost brilliant, but coming off as a cool guy after being chased shows a high sociopath score. Maybe he has a career in sales when he gets out
 
2017-09-20 12:00:08 AM  
None of his friends could get him work?

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2017-09-20 12:11:21 AM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: [cbsboston.files.wordpress.com image 628x353]

I'm not sure why this amused me so much, but hey, here we are.


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-20 12:20:50 AM  
FedEx could use a guy like that.
 
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