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(Independent)   "Delusional. Terrifying." These were adjectives used to describe: A) Kim Jong-Un and North Korea's continued threats of nuclear war. B) Jennifer Lawrence's new film Mother. C) Donald Trump's speech at the UN   ( independent.co.uk) divider line
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2017-09-19 07:32:03 PM  
Paul Ryan is calling it leadership.
 
2017-09-19 07:40:11 PM  
😂😂😂😑😑😑. Oh subby, let me laugh even more 😅😅😅😅😅😂😉😂😂😂😂😉
 
2017-09-19 07:42:33 PM  
I don't know. Its not often that you get to go to a world body which was organised to prevent the rise of nationalist world powers, and proclaim your intent to be a nationalist world power.
 
2017-09-19 07:45:06 PM  
Our president can't even tell the difference between socialism and a dictatorship.  Small wonder everyone was laughing at him.
 
2017-09-19 07:57:09 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Our president can't even tell the difference between socialism and a dictatorship.  Small wonder everyone was laughing at him.


No President, no laughing.  You're the everyone.
 
2017-09-19 08:06:18 PM  
sticking to prepared remarks

Those were prepared?? By who, a grade-schooler with ADD?
 
2017-09-19 08:17:13 PM  

fusillade762: sticking to prepared remarks

Those were prepared?? By who, a grade-schooler with ADD?


Is that what happened to Stephen Miller?
 
2017-09-19 08:22:44 PM  
"Many people have said I am unfit to lead the world's most powerful nation. Let me prove it."
 
2017-09-19 08:23:01 PM  
1) More flaccid than Ru Paul in a sex scene with Scarlet Johansen
2) A lame Twilight Zone episode
3) I guess by process of elimination but I don't think Trump has the balls to push the button
 
2017-09-19 08:27:44 PM  
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2017-09-19 08:44:47 PM  
We've here before at the UN.

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(the photo is a shop but the incident is real)

Two years later, this yoyo snuck nukes into Cuba and almost blew up the g0ddamn world.

What will Two Scoops do to one-up that?
 
2017-09-19 08:47:28 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: [img.fark.net image 425x346]


Mother farker. The increase of people in need of new livers by the end of this four years is going to be staggering.

/idiocracy was not meant to be a road map
 
2017-09-19 08:49:34 PM  
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2017-09-19 09:04:25 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: [img.fark.net image 425x346]


Dear Speaker Ryan

Is Russia our friend or our enemy?

I await your reply
 
2017-09-19 09:13:25 PM  

whither_apophis: Soup4Bonnie: [img.fark.net image 425x346]

Dear Speaker Ryan

Is Russia our friend or our enemy?

I await your reply


The Internet in his gym is spotty. You'll have to catch him when he's not lifting, bro.

Say...2027.
 
2017-09-19 09:14:17 PM  

whither_apophis: Soup4Bonnie: [img.fark.net image 425x346]

Dear Speaker Ryan

Is Russia our friend or our enemy?

I await your reply


Now is not the time to talk about Russia.
 
2017-09-19 09:16:10 PM  
I guess there is audio of laughter during his speech. That's great.
 
2017-09-19 09:21:44 PM  
This is the world quietly turning its backs on the United States and trying to hash things out on their own. Trump is the end of Pax Americana.
 
2017-09-19 09:38:30 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is the world quietly turning its backs on the United States and trying to hash things out on their own. Trump is the end of Pax Americana.


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2017-09-19 09:44:28 PM  

Gubbo: I don't know. Its not often that you get to go to a world body which was organised to prevent the rise of nationalist world powers, and proclaim your intent to be a nationalist world power.


I have to admit, an open call for genocide must be a new one for the floor of the United Nations. Proclaiming your intention to wipe out an entire sovereign nation when it should be easy enough to contain is a great way of saying, "I literally can't think of anything else."
 
2017-09-19 10:00:38 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: img.fark.net


Paul Ryan is a true American who bench presses 135 pounds multiple times with the correct form.
 
2017-09-19 10:02:16 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Trump is the end of Pax Americana.


Remember when he was calling on NATO members to carry their own weight? Y'know, NATO, an organization that was founded because the US wanted its own network of satellite states during the Cold War, and continues to exist mostly to further US foreign policy interests?

And NATO members basically said, "Wait, why do we need you again?"

And then the Toddler in Chief waddled off to try starting trade wars with... pretty much everyone? And again, a lot of countries started going, "Hey... maybe we shouldn't be so dependent on the US..."

When your foreign policy is based on swinging your dick around, you aren't going to have a lot of friends at the end of it.
 
2017-09-19 10:28:02 PM  

t3knomanser: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Trump is the end of Pax Americana.

Remember when he was calling on NATO members to carry their own weight? Y'know, NATO, an organization that was founded because the US wanted its own network of satellite states during the Cold War, and continues to exist mostly to further US foreign policy interests?

And NATO members basically said, "Wait, why do we need you again?"

And then the Toddler in Chief waddled off to try starting trade wars with... pretty much everyone? And again, a lot of countries started going, "Hey... maybe we shouldn't be so dependent on the US..."

When your foreign policy is based on swinging your dick around, you aren't going to have a lot of friends at the end of it.


I swing my dick around a lot. Has nothing to do with foreign policy, though. I just like the feeling.
 
2017-09-19 10:29:36 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I swing my dick around a lot. Has nothing to do with foreign policy, though. I just like the feeling.


Finally, someone who gets it.
 
2017-09-19 10:31:05 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: [img.fark.net image 747x361]


Done in ... however many that was.
 
2017-09-19 10:31:21 PM  
I choose D) Kanye West
 
2017-09-19 10:31:58 PM  
Someone said in the live thread i read because i couldn't bear to watch it that journalists said "rocket man" was on the teleprompter
 
2017-09-19 10:32:01 PM  
Kneel before Trump! Blood for the blood throne!
 
2017-09-19 10:32:07 PM  
Nice muffin tops, Donnie...
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2017-09-19 10:33:10 PM  
We have a complete idiot for a leader, and Congress is okay with it, because they're so terrified of "losing the base".
 
2017-09-19 10:33:17 PM  
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2017-09-19 10:35:01 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: t3knomanser: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Trump is the end of Pax Americana.

Remember when he was calling on NATO members to carry their own weight? Y'know, NATO, an organization that was founded because the US wanted its own network of satellite states during the Cold War, and continues to exist mostly to further US foreign policy interests?

And NATO members basically said, "Wait, why do we need you again?"

And then the Toddler in Chief waddled off to try starting trade wars with... pretty much everyone? And again, a lot of countries started going, "Hey... maybe we shouldn't be so dependent on the US..."

When your foreign policy is based on swinging your dick around, you aren't going to have a lot of friends at the end of it.

I swing my dick around a lot. Has nothing to do with foreign policy, though. I just like the feeling.


I'm not sure I'd want a lot of friends at the end of it though.  Sounds painfully heavy.
 
2017-09-19 10:35:53 PM  
"He's new at government, and so therefore I think that he -- he is learning as he goes."
-- Paul Ryan

So when does the learning start?
 
2017-09-19 10:35:58 PM  

fusillade762: sticking to prepared remarks

Those were prepared?? By who, a grade-schooler with ADD?


Keep on a rocking me baby.
 
2017-09-19 10:36:17 PM  
Donald Trump is right. The rest of the world does need to come together to condemn people who are a danger to the world.

What Donald Trump-and most Americans-don't seem to realize, is that this is how the rest of the world views the United States:

1. We're largely responsible for destabilizing the middle east.
2. We're trying to ban an entire religion.
3. We're displacing an entire generation of ethnic minorities.
4. Our President simultaneously lost, yet won an election.
5. Our President is insanely aggressive to the free press.
6. Our President is seeming more and more like a puppet put into power by another country for their economic interests.
7. Our President is an unhinged madman who is threatening to wipe an entire country off the face of the Earth, and he has the capabilities and the temperament to do so.

A few years ago, any one of those were popular arguments for invading places like Iran.
 
2017-09-19 10:37:50 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: t3knomanser: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Trump is the end of Pax Americana.

Remember when he was calling on NATO members to carry their own weight? Y'know, NATO, an organization that was founded because the US wanted its own network of satellite states during the Cold War, and continues to exist mostly to further US foreign policy interests?

And NATO members basically said, "Wait, why do we need you again?"

And then the Toddler in Chief waddled off to try starting trade wars with... pretty much everyone? And again, a lot of countries started going, "Hey... maybe we shouldn't be so dependent on the US..."

When your foreign policy is based on swinging your dick around, you aren't going to have a lot of friends at the end of it.

I swing my dick around a lot. Has nothing to do with foreign policy, though. I just like the feeling.


And that is why the good people at Build-A-Bear asked you to leave and never come back.
 
2017-09-19 10:37:53 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: [img.fark.net image 747x361]


Poor bastard.
 
2017-09-19 10:38:51 PM  

not enough beer: /idiocracy was not meant to be a road map


Standard reply: Dwayne Camacho was a better president than Donald Trump. He recognized he was facing a serious problem he had no idea how to fix, found the smartest man on earth, and listened to his advice.
 
2017-09-19 10:39:16 PM  
it was standard boilerplate rally talk including pauses for applause.  it was awful and embarrassing.
 
2017-09-19 10:40:21 PM  
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2017-09-19 10:40:32 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: [img.fark.net image 425x346]


All of them are compromised six ways from Sunday. No other explanation. How much kompromat does Putin have on them all?
 
2017-09-19 10:43:09 PM  

aRegularJoe_aRegularJob: Three Crooked Squirrels: t3knomanser: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Trump is the end of Pax Americana.

Remember when he was calling on NATO members to carry their own weight? Y'know, NATO, an organization that was founded because the US wanted its own network of satellite states during the Cold War, and continues to exist mostly to further US foreign policy interests?

And NATO members basically said, "Wait, why do we need you again?"

And then the Toddler in Chief waddled off to try starting trade wars with... pretty much everyone? And again, a lot of countries started going, "Hey... maybe we shouldn't be so dependent on the US..."

When your foreign policy is based on swinging your dick around, you aren't going to have a lot of friends at the end of it.

I swing my dick around a lot. Has nothing to do with foreign policy, though. I just like the feeling.

I'm not sure I'd want a lot of friends at the end of it though.  Sounds painfully heavy.


If you can swing more than one person on the end of your dick, though...we need to talk.
 
2017-09-19 10:46:02 PM  
He probably thinks the United Nations are a labor Union, screwing up his projects like the Carpenters or Electrician Unions on his developments.
 
2017-09-19 10:46:12 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 742x960]


If you catch AIDS you don't suddenly miss Hep C.
 
2017-09-19 10:46:29 PM  
This meme has never been more relevant:

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2017-09-19 10:48:32 PM  
Soup4Bonnie     
Paul Ryan is calling it leadership.
You have to remember that inside the Beltway, Ryan is labeled a deep thinker.  Outside the Beltway, not so much.
 
2017-09-19 10:49:20 PM  

stoli n coke: Three Crooked Squirrels: t3knomanser: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Trump is the end of Pax Americana.

Remember when he was calling on NATO members to carry their own weight? Y'know, NATO, an organization that was founded because the US wanted its own network of satellite states during the Cold War, and continues to exist mostly to further US foreign policy interests?

And NATO members basically said, "Wait, why do we need you again?"

And then the Toddler in Chief waddled off to try starting trade wars with... pretty much everyone? And again, a lot of countries started going, "Hey... maybe we shouldn't be so dependent on the US..."

When your foreign policy is based on swinging your dick around, you aren't going to have a lot of friends at the end of it.

I swing my dick around a lot. Has nothing to do with foreign policy, though. I just like the feeling.

And that is why the good people at Build-A-Bear asked you to leave and never come back.


I for one have been very drunk at Build-A-Bear but never once whipped out my dick.

/regrets, I have a few
 
2017-09-19 10:49:59 PM  
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2017-09-19 10:53:50 PM  
He continues to play his base of rubes like a fiddle.  The average Trump voter continues to take it up the ass from the banks, credit bureaus,  big medicine, Wall St.  multinationals, etc., but they ignore all that and eat this shiat up with a spoon.  What has Trump actually DELIVERED to his base since he was elected?  He said he was going to deport 11 million illegals.  So far how many has he deported?  A few thousand?  At this rate all the illegals should be gone by 2065.  How much of that wall has been built?  Mexico send that check yet?  Was gonna replace horrible Obama Care with 'great health care for everybody'.  So where is it?   Nobody but the very wealthy are going to see any benefit out of this administration, and that's how it was intended from the start.
 
2017-09-19 10:54:03 PM  

imauniter: thatguyoverthere70: [img.fark.net image 747x361]

Poor bastard.


I almost feel sorry for him.  Almost.
 
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