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(Guardian)   Subby's Geocities website is finally vindicated as Avril Lavigne is revealed to be the most dangerous person on the planet   ( theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Avril Lavigne, Canadian female singers, Ben Moody, Carly Rae Jepsen  
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2733 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Sep 2017 at 6:50 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-09-19 05:33:30 PM  
Joke's on her - Mr. T already ate my balls.

/drtfa
 
2017-09-19 06:32:55 PM  
Submitted with a better headline, etc

Seriously. The subtext of that article (to me) implicates her fans as being the dumbest and most gullible. Well, her and trump, really.
 
2017-09-19 06:37:19 PM  
She's still alive?
 
2017-09-19 06:38:27 PM  
On this year's list, Bruno Mars is in second place , followed by Carly Rae Jepsen, Zayn Malik and Celine Dion.

That's quite the wide net they're spreading.
 
2017-09-19 06:55:18 PM  
Well, she -WAS- married to the lead singer for Nickleback, so that's like WMD level for cooties, right?
 
2017-09-19 07:08:33 PM  
I found that article difficult to follow. Why did they have to go and make it so complicated?
 
2017-09-19 07:14:07 PM  
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2017-09-19 07:19:15 PM  
Let me guess, it was titled: Avril Lavigne Ate My Balls?
 
2017-09-19 07:20:17 PM  
Why would anyone be looking for her?
 
2017-09-19 07:44:18 PM  

Surool: Why would anyone be looking for her?


I can think of a reason.

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2017-09-19 08:04:13 PM  
Remember when she was punk rock?

/I don't either
 
2017-09-19 08:06:34 PM  

bphlater: Surool: Why would anyone be looking for her?

I can think of a reason.

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That's several reasons.
 
2017-09-19 08:09:15 PM  
 
2017-09-19 08:17:36 PM  
She even tags walls and rolls in a bright pink 'stang with black folks and shiat:
Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend ft. Lil Mama
Youtube EnwLrQ2ys_g
 
2017-09-19 08:26:02 PM  
She's very uppity when people dissed Nick-L-back. And when she gets uppity, she acts like her teenage years. "Zuckerberg? More like Farkerberg!"
 
2017-09-19 08:36:50 PM  

bphlater: Surool: Why would anyone be looking for her?

I can think of a reason.

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There are millions of hot chicks on the internet though. Why get hung up on one? Is she even popular on the music scene anymore? I don't get it.
 
2017-09-19 08:43:58 PM  

Surool: There are millions of hot chicks on the internet though. Why get hung up on one? Is she even popular on the music scene anymore? I don't get it.


I have same questions when I hear people mention The Clash
 
2017-09-19 08:44:50 PM  
Isn't there some hip hop artist, or American idol winner, whose entire reason for success was because their name was easily confused for hers?
 
2017-09-19 08:47:47 PM  

houstondragon: Well, she -WAS- married to the lead singer for Nickleback, so that's like WMD level for cooties, right?


When the moon is full, Avril transforms into a WereKroeger. A beast with biatchin highlights and an uncontrollable hunger for poutine and human flesh
 
2017-09-19 08:51:51 PM  
Ugh, I'm not saying people should just stick with one hair color and/or style for their entire lives but I don't get why women think men all want a bottle blonde.
 
2017-09-19 08:52:51 PM  

pxlboy: Submitted with a better headline, etc

Seriously. The subtext of that article (to me) implicates her fans as being the dumbest and most gullible. Well, her and trump, really.


2nd comment in, WTF is wrong with people like you?
 
2017-09-19 08:55:39 PM  

winedrinkingman: Isn't there some hip hop artist, or American idol winner, whose entire reason for success was because their name was easily confused for hers?


Your thinking of Ryan Adams.
 
2017-09-19 08:59:45 PM  

bphlater: Surool: Why would anyone be looking for her?

I can think of a reason.

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I could totally get her....if I wasn't a fat, alcoholic piece of shiat with no money. Other than that, I'm totally in.
/I've been drinking since noon
//I'm on vacation
///don't judge me
 
2017-09-19 09:23:59 PM  

Arachnophobe: Sid_6.7: She's still alive?

From same page: Why fans think Avril Lavigne died and was replaced by a clone named Melissa.


Mostly I am disappointed in Fark that we've gotten this far without a KHITBASH reference.
 
2017-09-19 09:49:23 PM  
The stupid article neglected to inform the public that if you place the words 'sex tape' after any celebrity name, it increases the protection from any kind of computer attack.  I would explain more but I hear this grinding noise coming from my hard drive.
 
2017-09-19 09:54:01 PM  

Sid_6.7: Arachnophobe: Sid_6.7: She's still alive?

From same page: Why fans think Avril Lavigne died and was replaced by a clone named Melissa.

Mostly I am disappointed in Fark that we've gotten this far without a KHITBASH reference.


Dammit! I forgot all about KHITBASH! That actually was a cool thing. Never heard a woman talk about kicking another woman's junk
 
2017-09-20 12:19:23 AM  
Fark headline: "most dangerous person on the planet"
Actual headline: "most 'dangerous' celebrity to search for online"

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Mmmkay.
 
2017-09-20 02:34:26 AM  
Came in late for KHITBASH. It took a while, but I'll get the lights on my way out.
 
2017-09-20 06:19:33 AM  

Mega Steve: houstondragon: Well, she -WAS- married to the lead singer for Nickleback, so that's like WMD level for cooties, right?

When the moon is full, Avril transforms into a WereKroeger. A beast with biatchin highlights and an uncontrollable hunger for poutine and human flesh


At first glance, I read that as "WereKroger," as in the grocery stores.
And I am *still* Ok with that.
 
2017-09-20 04:20:18 PM  
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I WILL TAKE THE RISK
 
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