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(CNN)   WH: We don't care how bad the bill is or how many people it kills, it's worth it if Trump can claim he destroyed Obamacare. It could have a provision requiring that babies be fed to puppies then tossed into a wood chipper, he'd still sign it   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2017-09-19 02:19:02 PM  
Instead of impeaching an incompetent president that is making America the laughing stock of the world, the GOP sees its most pressing task as destroying any and all Obama initiatives and stigginit to the poors.

A-holes, the lot of them
 
2017-09-19 02:39:49 PM  
"Repealing Obamacare" sounds less scary than "Repealing the Affordable Care Act".  But they're trying to do both.
 
2017-09-19 02:40:50 PM  
For all anyone knows, it has the baby woodchipper provision.
 
2017-09-19 02:56:38 PM  
Ghouls, coonts, and whores... or the GOP for short.
 
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2017-09-19 03:01:16 PM  
Washington (CNN) - President Donald Trump....

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2017-09-19 03:22:12 PM  
Remember when this was a terrorist fistbump, perpetrated by a Kenyan usurper and his evil wife?

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2017-09-19 03:27:05 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Remember when this was a terrorist fistbump, perpetrated by a Kenyan usurper and his evil wife?

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The coonts in that photo are doing more damage to this country than any terrorist could ever hope to achieve...
 
2017-09-19 03:33:38 PM  
The only way Trump wouldn't sign it is if he stood to lose money from it.  But he won't, so he'll sign it gleefully, then go play with his dolls action figures, pretending they're former Obamacare recipients.

"Oh no!  I've lost Obama care!  But I have the cancer!  And the herp!  And my face is ugly from looking at that horrible Obama!  What am I doing to do?"
"You're gonna die!  Bigly!   Die, die, die you socialist Obama-lover!  Ha ha ha!"
"Oh nooo!  *cough* *cough*  *hack*  *death rattle*  Ughhhh... *thump*"
"Serves you right!  Now who's next?  You, Strawberry Shortcake, you had Obamacare?  WELL TOO BAD!"

Then he'll have pudding.
 
2017-09-19 03:37:03 PM  
Trump is probably still one of those idiots who doesn't know that Obamacare is the ACA.
 
2017-09-19 03:38:01 PM  

Psychopusher: The only way Trump wouldn't sign it is if he stood to lose money from it.  But he won't, so he'll sign it gleefully, then go play with his dolls action figures, pretending they're former Obamacare recipients.

"Oh no!  I've lost Obama care!  But I have the cancer!  And the herp!  And my face is ugly from looking at that horrible Obama!  What am I doing to do?"
"You're gonna die!  Bigly!   Die, die, die you socialist Obama-lover!  Ha ha ha!"
"Oh nooo!  *cough* *cough*  *hack*  *death rattle*  Ughhhh... *thump*"
"Serves you right!  Now who's next?  You, Strawberry Shortcake, you had Obamacare?  WELL TOO BAD!"

Then he'll have pudding.


+1 for making me read this in Rick Moranis' voice from Space Balls.

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2017-09-19 03:48:47 PM  
Well now, wait. Are we throwing the half-eaten babies into the chipper, or the puppies?

/Gotta draw the line e somewhere.
 
2017-09-19 03:50:54 PM  

Munden: For all anyone knows, it has the baby woodchipper provision.


Point of order....that would be a puppybaby-chipper, not a woodchipper.  And if you are going to chip them, instead of blend them, shouldn't you dehydrate them first?  Does this puppybaby-chipper have a dehydrator attachment?  Is it made by KitchenAid?
 
2017-09-19 04:17:05 PM  
Hey, Trumpy: if you want to destroy Obamacare, pass a single-payer bill! That'll show those Democrats who's boss!
 
2017-09-19 04:23:20 PM  
If your senators are already opposing Graham-Cassidy, you can help kill it by calling voters in other states to encourage them to contact their senators.
 
2017-09-19 04:23:30 PM  
And millions would cheerfully toss their babies into those woodchippers just to stick it to the libtards.
 
2017-09-19 04:23:59 PM  

Munden: For all anyone knows, it has the baby woodchipper provision.


That probably would be in the CBO report they aren't bothering to wait for.
 
2017-09-19 04:26:58 PM  
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2017-09-19 04:28:18 PM  

TommyDeuce: Are we throwing the half-eaten babies into the chipper, or the puppies?


Yes.
 
2017-09-19 04:30:03 PM  

Chris Ween: Munden: For all anyone knows, it has the baby woodchipper provision.

Point of order....that would be a puppybaby-chipper, not a woodchipper.  And if you are going to chip them, instead of blend them, shouldn't you dehydrate them first?  Does this puppybaby-chipper have a dehydrator attachment?  Is it made by KitchenAid?


Could it be a puppymonkeybaby chipper?  That commercial creeps me out
 
2017-09-19 04:33:46 PM  

TommyDeuce: Well now, wait. Are we throwing the half-eaten babies into the chipper, or the puppies?

/Gotta draw the line e somewhere.


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2017-09-19 04:37:37 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: TommyDeuce: Are we throwing the half-eaten babies into the chipper, or the puppies?

Yes.


No deal, I like puppies.
 
2017-09-19 04:37:37 PM  
Gotta stem the population problem somehow, I suppose.  I'd prefer the puppies not getting thrown in the wood chipper, but that's probably the compromisable measure.
 
2017-09-19 04:42:16 PM  
I love the Trump train of 'thought':
"Obama humiliated me in public! I'll show him! I'll run for President and nuke everything with his name on it and prove I'm a better man than he is!"

*leaves office as the most hated, divisive, destructive president in history*
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2017-09-19 04:44:27 PM  
Considering a majority of trumpkins are a-ok with pitching about a 3rd of America into giant ovens to satisfy the lust for death of the alt-right, all I have to say to the headline is: DUH
 
2017-09-19 04:45:00 PM  

The Silver Mullet: I love the Trump train of 'thought':
"Obama humiliated me in public! I'll show him! I'll run for President and nuke everything with his name on it and prove I'm a better man than he is!"

*leaves office as the most hated, divisive, destructive president in history*
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Gotta love Drew's mom's friends
 
2017-09-19 04:48:30 PM  
Oh just rip the bandage off already!  When all his supporters start bleeding uncontrollably, then and only then will they turn on him. That's when they'll all start looking into that Russian thing and so on and so forth...
 
2017-09-19 04:48:42 PM  

mod_reright: If your senators are already opposing Graham-Cassidy, you can help kill it by calling voters in other states to encourage them to contact their senators.


Rand Paul's office isn't picking up. Shocking.
 
2017-09-19 04:48:56 PM  
This one feels more mean-spirited, cruel and vicious than all the previous ones. I have a feeling this one will make it. I hope to God I'm wrong.
 
2017-09-19 04:49:31 PM  
This isn't fun anymore.
 
2017-09-19 04:50:00 PM  
Please Proceed...
 
2017-09-19 04:56:16 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: This one feels more mean-spirited, cruel and vicious than all the previous ones. I have a feeling this one will make it. I hope to God I'm wrong.


it's going to pass. No doubt about it.
 
2017-09-19 05:14:34 PM  
Dear GOP,

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I really prefer not to die, or have other people die, because of stigginit.

/I'm never not sad anyone votes for these a**holes.
 
2017-09-19 05:18:29 PM  
The GoP is just following the will of the people. Brexit was about health care, too, and look how happy the poor people are now.
 
2017-09-19 05:19:42 PM  
You know, it's funny that Trump chided countries where leaders put their own interests above that of their citizens and other countries today, considering he's earnestly thinking of depriving 20+ million Americans of health insurance.

Maybe the UN shooulf take his advice seriously and slap some sanctions on the U.S. until we have a leader who doesn't randomly uproot ethnic groups or threaten other countries with nuclear destruction.
 
2017-09-19 05:22:00 PM  
Didn't Mike Pence expand Medicaid in Indiana?
 
2017-09-19 05:27:25 PM  

Chuck87: Didn't Mike Pence expand Medicaid in Indiana?


He caused an AIDS outbreak in Indiana
 
2017-09-19 05:33:22 PM  

Chuck87: Didn't Mike Pence expand Medicaid in Indiana?


Eventually (2015, two years later), but only with restrictions.  For instance, It required poor people to contribute to a health savings account every month or lose their insurance for 6 months.

A study from the liberal think tank the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities (CBPP), found that because of the premiums required, one-third of eligible individuals who apply are not enrolled because they haven't made a premium payment. Around 30,000 people, the study found, had been found eligible in the past 60 days but hadn't enrolled at all.
 
2017-09-19 05:55:03 PM  
I love it when a plan comes together.

The new DC government bunker in the hills is done. The old Greenbrier was retired years ago. Using some danger of Best Korea responding to threats with actual nuclear f*ckage, Trump plans on declaring a government evacuation from DC for only the GOP, so they can hideout after killing Obamacare. There are supplies there for years.
 
2017-09-19 06:02:21 PM  
I always wondered about parents who named their son Chip.
 
2017-09-19 06:09:40 PM  
I smell the unmistakable festering stink of a deal between Trump and the GOP brass.

D2S endorses Luther Strange over the much Trumpier Roy Moore, and in return he gets another shot at an Obamacare repeal.
 
2017-09-19 06:18:43 PM  
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2017-09-19 06:25:24 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Remember when this was a terrorist fistbump, perpetrated by a Kenyan usurper and his evil wife?

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Oh, that's just Lindsey showing off his reach-around technique.

/NTTAWWT
 
2017-09-19 06:34:03 PM  
I honestly don't see what the problem is. This must be what the majority of the American electorate wanted. Otherwise, more than 25% of it would have voted Clinton.
 
2017-09-19 06:37:24 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: This one feels more mean-spirited, cruel and vicious than all the previous ones. I have a feeling this one will make it. I hope to God I'm wrong.


John McCain was the only thing that stopped the last bill, and he has already signaled that he is willing to vote for this one. We're farked in the Senate.  I see the million to one shot of stopping this in the House, and the possibility that a group of moderate Republicans join with Democrats and refuse to reconcile the two bills.

But only in Discworld to million to one shots work nine times out of ten.
 
2017-09-19 07:01:25 PM  
"You have to pass it to know what's in it."
-Pelosi
 
2017-09-19 07:14:09 PM  

JDAT: "You have to pass it to know what's in it."
-Pelosi


She said after everyone had a year to debate, amend, and read the bill that was going to be voted on.  Has anyone even seen this bill?
 
2017-09-19 07:48:34 PM  

imaconnect4guy: JDAT: "You have to pass it to know what's in it."
-Pelosi

She said after everyone had a year to debate, amend, and read the bill that was going to be voted on.  Has anyone even seen this bill?


You might want to watch this.

Pelosi: "We Have to Pass the Bill So That You Can Find Out What Is In It"
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2017-09-19 07:52:43 PM  

imaconnect4guy: She said after everyone had a year to debate, amend, and read the bill that was going to be voted on. Has anyone even seen this bill?


No, and nobody will, before the vote.

No amendments.
No debate.
No CBO score.

Nothing normal about this, except the Golden Rule: he who has the gold makes the rules. And this is what the rulers want.

Let's also remember that Ms. Pelosi's comment was in direct response to all of the GOP lies, obfuscations, and stonewalling over the ACA bill. Pass the bill and let it work so you can see past the lies.

I wish that had been true.
 
2017-09-19 07:55:56 PM  
Puppies? Wood chipper?? well that's it! I'm calling Jeanne Shaheen, lets do this!
 
2017-09-19 08:10:40 PM  
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