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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)   Guy smuggling balloons full of meth into prison by swallowing them doesn't succeed, tries again   ( fox19.com) divider line
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2017-09-19 08:27:56 AM  
Mr Wint and Mr Kidd - "Try, Try Again"
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2017-09-19 09:22:41 AM  
It's kind of like if the movie "Human Centipede" were turned into a one-man play...
 
2017-09-19 09:24:05 AM  
Nena - 99 Luftballons
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2017-09-19 09:44:38 AM  
I bet he had a shiat-eating grin the whole time.
 
2017-09-19 10:19:27 AM  

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2017-09-19 11:26:03 AM  
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2017-09-19 11:44:13 AM  
I'm just surprise that going through twice didn't degrade the balloons enough to leak.
And man, that guy needs some Metamucil.
 
2017-09-19 11:53:01 AM  
Balloons in your butt? Not recommended.

They all float down there.
 
2017-09-19 11:53:23 AM  
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2017-09-19 11:53:54 AM  
Damn dude, just buy off one of the $12/hour prison guards next time, like a normal person.
 
2017-09-19 11:56:34 AM  
Authorities say after five days, he passed the balloons, but then ate the evidence, including those balloons.

After four more days, those four balloons were passed a second time and recovered by prison officials, authorities said.


Human centipedes do not work that way!
 
2017-09-19 12:00:54 PM  

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2017-09-19 12:02:06 PM  
Good thing they didn't give him consti
 
2017-09-19 12:03:50 PM  
*reads headline*
I hope that's not what I think it is
*reads thread*
ABORTABORTABORT
 
2017-09-19 12:08:06 PM  

Is this considered a 'shiat eating grin'.

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2017-09-19 12:08:10 PM  
pation
 
2017-09-19 12:08:12 PM  
Pretty good movie:

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2017-09-19 12:12:36 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: It's kind of like if the movie "Human Centipede" were turned into a one-man play...


Teamwork FTW
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2017-09-19 12:14:23 PM  
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ta-da!
 
2017-09-19 12:16:57 PM  
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Not impressed.
 
2017-09-19 12:28:55 PM  
Eat shiat and bark at the moon balloon.
 
2017-09-19 12:53:52 PM  
For some reason, I read that headline as, "man smuggling baboons full of meth . . . "
That would have been quite a challenge.
 
2017-09-19 12:54:29 PM  
This is just a series of bad life choices followed by more bad choices.

This is a mental health problem, people.
 
2017-09-19 12:56:58 PM  
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2017-09-19 01:04:42 PM  
ass.
 
2017-09-19 01:09:49 PM  
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2017-09-19 02:04:07 PM  
Somewhat relevant
Whats wrong with German People
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2017-09-19 02:18:54 PM  
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2017-09-19 02:39:02 PM  

lindalouwho: I'm just surprise that going through twice didn't degrade the balloons enough to leak.
And man, that guy needs some Metamucil.


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2017-09-19 03:06:27 PM  
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2017-09-19 03:43:25 PM  

pyrotek85: lindalouwho: I'm just surprise that going through twice didn't degrade the balloons enough to leak.
And man, that guy needs some Metamucil.

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If only they made Super Colon Blow
 
2017-09-19 03:46:54 PM  

Phineas: pyrotek85: lindalouwho: I'm just surprise that going through twice didn't degrade the balloons enough to leak.
And man, that guy needs some Metamucil.

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If only they made Super Colon Blow


Never had to do colonoscopy prep, huh?
 
2017-09-19 03:50:09 PM  
5 days. Eat a vegetable once in a while, Dude.
 
2017-09-19 04:02:24 PM  

NutWrench: For some reason, I read that headline as, "man smuggling baboons full of meth . . . "
That would have been quite a challenge.


A wise monkey doesn't mess with another monkey's monkey......Confucius ?
 
2017-09-19 04:39:11 PM  

durbnpoisn: This is just a series of bad life choices followed by more bad choices.

This is a mental health problem, people.


It is awful to separate people from their drugs without compensation.
 
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